Why has this taken 5 years to make?
because fuckheads get injured because the stunts are too hard/the stunt doubles are too inept
>>67780260
I thought she has a baby and that stopped production?
>5 years later
>Final chapter 2:For real this time
>>67780260
Why does it exist? The first movie was ok and here are six or seven fucking movies later. I literally don't understand who keeps seeing this shit?
>>67780476
Same dumb faggots that watched BvS
>>67780476
neckbeards, almost whole latin america (yeah they are into this stupid shit), koreans and also it make a buttload of money just in rentals and shit
>>67780476
Look at the overseas grosses.
>>67780260
post her feet
>>67780606
Mother of god...
Afterlife turned the series into the Fast and the Furious with "zombies," and I'm honestly a little bummed that this will be the last one.
I'll never get to see movie Wesker again.
>>67780541
Lol, I only rent this shit, bitch.
>>67780654
Literally the only good thing about movies 3-6
>mfw it isn't actually the final chapter
>>67780654
I still wonder how they butchered a badass like him that badly.
Of all the movies' crimes, this one was the worst
I genuinely enjoy this series and I want there to be 50 more with Milla.
how many people died making this movie?
>>67780476
>not recognizing kino
I can't speak for the earlier sequels, but the second to last that they made was pretty incredible.
Ahead of its time.
Also a perfect representation of the 21st century mind. Depressing but interesting to watch.
Degloved face for one of the most artistically repugnant franchises of all time.
>>67780654
He will play a big part in the next movie, right?
Better question. Why are they still making this garbage?
>>67780966
He's POTUS now.
>>67780828
Wesker was always nothing more than a hammy, goofball Saturday morning cartoon villain. What where you expecting?
>>67780957
>>67781010
Pleb alert at least one of you correctly named themselves
>>67781062
well yeah, but that was the best part about him.
The movie one was just... lacking
>>67780260
people just kept dying
>>67780260
they are doing practical effects, instead of cgi, so you only have 1 take when you rip someones face off, so they have to make sure the scene is set just right when you film it, you dont have any retakes, so it takes a while.
only watched the first 3.
third one was pretty shit tbqfhf.
does it get better ?
why don't people like the third one? its literally the best post apocalypse universe in any movie
>>67780260
YESSSS
LORD OF KINO
>>67780654
The last movie had him become the good guy because it was all a simulation, we'll get to see ihm on screen again. Too bad he isnt a bad guy, but that actor is hilarious with his overacting.
GET HYPE
>>67780654
He's going to be in the new one working with the protagonist, at least based on the ending of the last one.
>>67781321
>>67781426
Third one is objectively the 2nd best one.
It gets worse from here but much funnier.
>>67780260
I want Milla to step on my balls.
>>67780260
Milla got pregnant a week before production started
another year plus while she popped it, took care of it and then hit the gym
all the freak accidents going on
>>67780476
Retail workers in the 23-35 age group.
The kind of people who use "sick" as a descriptor for something they're excited about.
Infantilized men who are literally scared to think.
Guys who by the age of 28 have had approximately 3 girlfriends in their lifetime.
People that live paycheque-to-paycheque.
People who think that movies like The Avengers are major cinematic events and are looking for something to fill the gaps in between.
People who drink soda on a daily basis and think certain foods are 'manly'.
People who decribs N64 games as 'retro'
Men with low sex drives that have an obsession with remarking how attractive a certain actress is in the last movie they watched.
People who think more about which snacks they'll choose at the concession stand than which movie they're seeing.
>>67780476
People who use phrases like "I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own home but..." when asked about their opinions on homosexuals
People who wear dress shirts with prints and decals on them.
People who have never suffered and don't know what happiness feels like.
CIA agents doing dead drops.
Groups of sheltered 14 year-olds going to see their very first movie together without their parents accompanying them
People who comment on Facebook posts made by companies for the sake of marketing.
People who make a point of getting excited for something, but never participate in it once it happens.
People who own multiple video-games they bought at full retail price but never opened.
People who consider getting a blowjob as a treat or reward.
People who use words like "Bazooka"
People who have never travelled outside their own countries.
People who will happily use phrases like "I don't read" without a hint of shame.
Grown men who act grossed out when they see penises, whether they're genuinely bothered by male anatomy or they're scared of looking gay.
People who talk about drugs but have never used them.
People who refuse to watch a subtitled movie.
People who set their ringtone to the Transformers theme, even though they never watched it while growing up.
The guy who went to high school with Milla Jovovich, asked her out and was rejected but never got over it.
People who collect the commemorative cups that they give away at movies for upsizing your soda.
Couples who want to fuck in a cinema, are looking for a movie that will guarantee them an empty cinema but don't realise that the midday showing they're going to has exactly one neckbeard looking to see a movie in peace and quite.
People without hope, drive or vision looking to coast through life and scurry through the path of least existence as they look for any sort of stimulation that doesn't require any effort, be it mental or physical.
![home-theater-projector-2-1280x854[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4Dmezc1.jpg "home-theater-projector-2-1280x854[1].jpg")
>>67781828
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>>67781828
>>67781865
Man...
>>67781828
>>67781865
Hmmmm
>>67781828
>>67781865
That's a big post
>>67781828
>>67781865
What did he mean by this?
>>67781865
>>67781828
You went too deep anon.
You are what you hate now
>>67781571
>>67781571
I actually like the last one best with the alt universes and stuff
>>67781828
>>67781865
True kino takes its time.
Just look at nolan
>>67781828
>>67781865
Hmm....
>>67781828
>>67781865
we have hit maximum levels of autism
>>67780654
>3 had 10/10 Wesker, guy looked like he stepped right out of the games
>Hyped as fuck to see him do stuff in 4
>Get this guy
>>67781865
>Couples who want to fuck in a cinema, are looking for a movie that will guarantee them an empty cinema but don't realise that the midday showing they're going to has exactly one neckbeard looking to see a movie in peace and quite.
Are you 16?
No one fucks in a movies, maybe a BJ or HJ.
Fuck in the car or better yet in the washroom.
>>67782912
you don't know shit
>>67780654
Hopefully he will be a big guy....
Its a shame we never got to see more prime teen Milla Jovovich .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3D1PM2pQ7E
>>67783507
Pedo.
>>67781865
>The guy who went to high school with Milla Jovovich, asked her out and was rejected but never got over it.
Damnit, why'd you have to remind me.
>>67782912
What are you on about? Just join in the orgy in the cinema showers?
>>67780260
Do people even watch these movies?
I don't think I know anyone who has seen any of them except the first.
>>67780260
I remember hating the first one for being not like the games when it came out. Then by the sixth one I fucking love this shit series!
FINISH DA FIGHT ALICE!
KILL PRESIDENT WESKER!
>COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION already achieved in some past movie
I don't know, the games are complete shit by now so maybe at least the movies will be good for some laughs
>>67781828
>>67781865
E V E R Y O N E ???
>>67781828
>Guys who by the age of 28 have had approximately 3 girlfriends in their lifetime.
delete this
>>67784647
I know someone who has the first three movies and watches them pretty often...
>>67780476
my idiot of a friend, but thankfully I havent seen him in months, I liked 1 and 2...but the rest were shit and became a generic zombie franchise
Resident Evil Degeneration, the animated movie should have been the basis for the rest of the franchise
>>67781828
>>67781865
Fucking savage
>>67785715
>Infantilized men who are literally scared to think.
>>67785715
>that good feel alice posts are the only posts you ever report
Honestly, I like these movies. They're decent action flicks and Mila is okay. Most of them are comfy and each one had some cool moments. Don't see what people are complaining about. They're obviously not Kino, but they're not complete-low-budget trash either. They're not earning billions and nobody is claiming they're great movies, so I don't see why anyone would get upset over them.
i wouldnt be surprised if they made a RE reboot series on netflix with capcom in charge.
and then a domino effect started with other game companies like konami, nintendo or microsoft, until we reach a point that game developers make more movies and shows than actual games.
>>67780654
The franchise has been shit since day one dude.
Anyone that has actually played the original RE games (1,2,3,code veronia) knows how far off the movie is from the games.
The entire first movie should have taken place in the mansion but instead the mansion was like some after thought in the movies, Also there were no puzzles to solve or hidden passage ways to work out, It was turned into an action movie which it never should have been.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbnBgT5G8rQ
If you ever think that capeshit fans are apologists for bad movies you should take a brief look at the youtube comments of the trailers and random scenes from these films.
If vidyashit really is the next big thing then we should prepare ourselves for the complete loss of hope in humans.
You'll long for the days of inane company wars between Marveltards and DCunts.
>>67780260
I think these movies all all really funny past the 1st one which was okay and they're only like 90 minutes long so they're easy to watch in fact I marathoned them.
>>67781828
>>67781865
Please, continue...
all of them have memorable cheesy scenes. and you can tell they're made with love and care, and as a tribute to the mindless action flick genre.
they're not ironically bad like the ones all those millenial retards on youtube make.
>>67782463
>>67782259
>>67782135
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>>67782045
>>67782017
>>67781984
>>67781959
>turbo-triggered because over half of this list is literally you
>>67781426
>zombie virus takes over
>2 years later all of Nevada is buried under sand
Don't get me wrong I liked it, maybe because of the stupidity, but they just made up whatever they felt like and it gets over the top. That cabin in the middle of nowhere keeping 800 zombies out with a simple chain link fence? OK.
>40 zombies inside a shipping container make zero noise
>they all stay on the back wall to get a full sprint out of it and to remain hidden when its opened
![[wanting to stop intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/gs6XXH3.gif "[wanting to stop intensifies].gif")
>>67781828
>>67781865
what was being meant by this
>>67785715
Look at that picture you posted. You're vicariously expressing yourself through an internet personality you simultaneously want to be and be with. You probably have several hundred images of her saved onto your computer. The people I described above are your superiors.
>>67780654
Movie Wesker was fucking great.If only Paul decided to adapt Devil May Cry instead of Resident Evil. The over-the-top stuntwork would actually fit better.
>>67781426
>its literally the best post apocalypse universe in any movie
I really hope this is bait.
>>67781865
>people who use words like "bazooka"
Kek lost it hard anon. Shit that's me. Only one on your very specific list that applies, but by golly you pegged me. For my own benefit, what are some other words "like" bazooka?
>>67780476
German tax breaks.
>>67786712
That's Uwe's game, and he eventually stopped playing it.
He's actually making an effort these days.
>>67781828
This is a devastating post.
>>67786766
>crowdfunding rampage 8
I wouldn't call that effort man
>>67786635
RPG?
>>67781828
>>67781865
You're not talking about normies here, anon.
You're talking about us.
And by that I mean you're talking about yourself.
>>67786635
flip-flop
>>67781865
>People who set their ringtone to the Transformers theme, even though they never watched it while growing up.
Fuck, I did grow up with Transformers. I'm doing this shit right now.
>>67786788
It is until you think about it at all.
>67786712
Probably this.
>>67786812
He actually had to type some shit.
For Uwe that's pretty astounding.
>>67780260
Was this poster made by a 10 a year olds first time in photoshop?
>>67787037
Fuck you dude my wifes son worked hard on that
>>67781865
>>67781828
>tfw I'm none of those things
feels good man
>>67781865
What's your problem with blowjobs?
>>67781828
NO CHILL
>>67787425
White guys are always trying to give me them.
>>67781828
>>67781865
>People who collect the commemorative cups that they give away at movies for upsizing your soda.
this is literally the only reason why I keep living
>>67787334
>he doesn't use words like "bazooka"
>>67787755
I haven't even said that word since I was like 12
>>67780260
Because crew members kept getting maimed and dying during production.
>>67780260
>a serbian girl removing muslim zombies
is there a political message involved?
>>67786218
Grown men who refuse to eat onions.
People who walked out of Inception feeling a profound sense of wonder, like they'd witnessed something beyond their comprehension.
People who have actually posted "A:10, V:10, thanks YIFY!"
People whose latent insecurities keep the clickbait business model alive and well.
People who punctuate sentence with "mother-fucking" to give emphasis to something.
People who have ever used the argument "Hey vegetarians, what are -these- for?!"
People who have never purchased meat from a local butcher.
People who drink scotch because they understand it to be a 'classy' drink
People who imagine themselves going on shooting sprees.
People who like to excuse their use of the word 'nigger' by saying "Well, there are niggers and then there's black people..."
People who have kept the same condom in their wallet so long it's expired
People who have never even been considered for a promotion
People who not only enjoyed Pacific Rim, but enjoyed it so much they went out and purchased merchandise and posters of it.
People who confuse sikhs with muslims.
People who are emotionally invested in AMC's The Walking Dead.
People who share IFLScience articles on Facebook.
People who denounce Twitter because they don't really understand it but they heard someone shitting on it.
Anyone who has ever ordered or made a 'McGangbang', especially if they've ordered it by name.
People who consider The Dark Knight to be a major philosophical influence on their life
People who do not groom their pubic hair
People who own "fantasy knives"
People who consider a meal to be insubstantial if there's no meat component to it
People who wear satin boxers
People who drink Monster energy drinks
People who immediately need to make a joke about burning bowel movements if you mention Indian or Mexican food.
>>67787425
You missed the point. There's absolutely nothing wrong with oral sex.
>>67780450
>the final chapter: infinity revengsurrection X-ii: in R3AL D
>>67781828
>>67781865
>>67788212
This is projection on a whole 'nother level
>>67780260
It's like the Lord of the Rings movies. They take years to painstakingly craft, working through the rich lore to create the perfect cinematic experience.
>>67788080
>fights with knives
>uses nukes
>>67780260
>Some died and a girl lost her arm for this movie
Jesus Christ. How fucking depressing.
>>67788080
I think in the director's commentary he mentions she's modelled on Radovan Karadžić
>>67781828
>>67781865
>>67788212
>None of these things
I'm on a roll here
>>67786121
George A. Romero's script took place in the mansion, but Jill and Chris were married and Chris was native american with spirit powers or some shit.
>>67786635
dirigible
>>67788212
thats gold, sounds like a carlin bit.
>>67788212
I like Pacific Rim though...
>>67790727
See you at the premiere of the next Resident Evil movie, then.
>>67791118
But I dont like resident evil?
>>67791118
And as a follow up, zombie movies/shows are terribly cringy and so are their fans
>>67781828
>>67781865
>>67788212
Don't forget Europeans, they eat that shit up
>>67780260
why is her ass on the front?
>>67780541
>implying BvS is worse than any marvel capeshit
how delusional
>>67781828
>>67781865
i pity you poster
>>67788212
<trying this hard and not being funny
>>67781828
>>67781865
>>67788212
fuck you faggot, doesn't matter how hard you try
you will never reach UTV's stalker level of autism
Whatever the movies are doing, they're doing something right. Usually any of the following ingredients are considered box office poison but Resident Evil rakes in the cash.
1.female lead
2. based on a video game
3. rated R
4. horror genre
if you'd told anyone that these movies were going to make bank without telling them the title, they'd laugh in your face. the movies are shit, yeah but they do the unthinkable when it comes to making shit work, when it shouldnt.
>>67780260
because movies take a lot of time and money to make.
I have never seen any of these movies. It always seems like a shitty cash grab for fans of the games with little actual relevance to them. However, seeing as this series has how many fucking titles it can't be THAT bad if people are always willing to invest in it. Is it worth it to watch them all?
>>67792098
pls respond
>>67792098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faa2zwj29JI
Just watch this, they really are that bad.
>>67792098
They're bad movies. I keep watching them though.
>>67792098
>>67792890
There's enjoyment to be found in watching bad movies, and this has moments of that. But overall, the series is pretty unbearably bad.
>>67792740
I'm dying. Is the CGI really that jerky and disjointed, or is it just the shitty quality of the youtube video?
Also is the title of the video ironic, or is that REALLY the best scene?
>>67780260
Who keeps giving these niggas money to make resident evil movies? It's fuking beyond me
>>67793240
That is what i am wondering. and how is the demographic? who keeps watching them? i dont know one single person who has seen these movies.
>>67793180
I think the title is sincere.
>>67792740
audio is super amateur. no way that's the original one.
also, why does it look interpolated? the frame rate has been altered.
the movie looked kind of cheap actually, but not THAT much.
>>67780260
The only thing that this has me interested in this is that they're going back to Raccoon City and it's all blown up and shit
the most photoshopped chapter of them all
>>67780476
i watched the 3D one with my ex when we were high as fuck and drunk and there was no one else in the theatre and it was a pretty fun time, but i guess we weren't the normal audience for this kind of thing which is probably teenage boys and manchildren
them intros tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zuDZrySShA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKAvIv5-cxw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-93JaAVQizc
>>67780260
D_E G L O V E D
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F_A C E
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>>67781828
>>67781865
>>67788212
I love you /tv/
>>67781865
>People without hope, drive or vision looking to coast through life and scurry through the path of least existence as they look for any sort of stimulation that doesn't require any effort, be it mental or physical.
>>67780260
He was working on Pompe II
>>67784439
>all the things I miss because the NSP
>>67781865
More true than you'd think
I am none of these btw
>>67793334
Feminists.
>>67788212
>People who drink Monster energy drinks
What exactly is wrong with this?
>>67796789
they're mostly sugar
if you drink soda regularly it's probably too late for you
>>67788212
>>67781828
>>67781865
I'm truly sorry you turned out this way. No one deserves to be what you are
>>67796820
I exclusively drink the rehab ones, which hardly have any sugar in them.
>>67781865
>People without hope, drive or vision looking to coast through life and scurry through the path of least existence as they look for any sort of stimulation that doesn't require any effort, be it mental or physical.
You say it like it's a bad thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPUPaxgIo98
>>67780654
I like to think all they gave him as prep for the movie was RE1 original dub and he ran with it.
Based Movie Wesker
>>67788292
>part 1
>>67781828
>>67781865
>>67788212
i like you, anon
>hype final movie with pic related
>only Alice and Wesker are returning
Why?
>>67797318
game wesker > comic wesker > book wesker > live-action movie wesker
>>67781828
>>67781865
Jesus christ...jesus christ...critical mass...
>>67797662
>C-grade movie franchise held aloft by idiots and feminists
>asking why the c-list 'actors' don't want to associate themselves with such garbage
shigy
>tfw you love this franchise despite never playing the games and frequently binge them
>>67797724
Reminder that they somehow got Michelle Rodriguez back for one of them.
>>67797967
>>tfw you love this franchise despite never playing the games and frequently binge them
Fucking disgusting.
The games are fantastic (well a fair number of them are) and at least they contributed to their medium. These are just mindlessly shitty action movies.
>>67798026
Yeah there's no substance to them, but I still like them.
>>67797967
>>67798065
>>67798026
Same, that's why we like them anon they'restupid fun
>>67781828
>Guys who by the age of 28 have had approximately 3 girlfriends in their lifetime
how many gfs you should have had by the age of 20?
>>67781828
>>67781865
Sick list, but like only half of these apply to me bro
I don't drink soda daily though, just gatorade
>>67788212
I'm only one man, this is the best I can do. They're not the (You)s you crave but you can pretend.
>>67781828
>>67781865
>>67788212
Man, what did the world do to you to reach such distinct levels of autism, I don't know if I'm amazed or terrified
>>67780260
i think both the first and the second are pretty solids flicks.
beyond the third, the franchise become absolute shit.
Also, the girl playing Jill is hot IMO tbhwyfml.
>>67781828
>>67781865
This is pasta, r-right...
>>67781828
>>67781865
>>67788212
This is the most absolutely God-awful fucking frightening thing I've ever read in my several years as a cancerous newfaggot, at this place.
>>67797724
If you're so confident in your masculinity why are you threatened by feminism?
>>67781828
>>67781865
seek help
>>67781828
>>67781865
holy shit
>>67799995
How does hating something translate to being threatened by it?
>"hurr i hate moths so i'm automatically threatened by them durr"
>>67797967
I have played some of the games and although I know pretty much of the game lore, I still enjoy these dumb movies even if I hate how mindless they are. I guess I love to hate them.
>>67780476
because the resident evil franchise still makes more profit than batman v superman
I don't give a fuck.
I love these movies.
Why haven't we gotten Chris Redfield waking up to feed eagles at 6 AM yet?
>>67781865
>People who use words like "Bazooka"
you motherfucker.
>>67780476
then watch the rest too. 3 has a bit mad max vibe.
in zombie movies for me its the alfa and the omega
>>67801697
Best scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3ymSRcLki4
>420 BLAZE IT FAGGOT
>>67781865
>people who use words like "Bazooka"
>>67781828
>Retail workers in the 23-35 age group.
retail no, rest stands
>The kind of people who use "sick" as a descriptor for something they're excited about.
no
>Infantilized men who are literally scared to think.
>Guys who by the age of 28 have had approximately 3 girlfriends in their lifetime.
i wish
>People that live paycheque-to-paycheque.
workplace issue that the wage is low
>People who think that movies like The Avengers are major cinematic events and are looking for something to fill the gaps in between.
no
>People who drink soda on a daily basis and think certain foods are 'manly'.
no
>People who decribs N64 games as 'retro'
no
>Men with low sex drives that have an obsession with remarking how attractive a certain actress is in the last movie they watched.
yes, and no
>People who think more about which snacks they'll choose at the concession stand than which movie they're seeing.
eat in cinema is annoying. cant hear the fucking movie b/c of them
>>67801890
a bazooka is an anti tank weapon
an RPG is not
>>67781828
>>67781865
>>67788212
This is beyond autism and is most likely some form of mental illness. Jesus Christ anon.
>>67802253
Would you like me more or less if I told you I was here for the last 11 hours or so waiting for people to reply and savouring each and every one of them.
>>67781828
>>67781865
>>67788212
>183 replies
>124 posters
how many times did you reply to yourself you fucking redditor?
>>67781828
>Guys who by the age of 28 have had approximately 3 girlfriends in their lifetime.
Is this bad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juqm94sUV_E
Did these movies even have anything to do with Resident Evil?
>>67780654
>Al Bundy cosplaying as Neo.jpg
>>67780476
My cousin loved them. But he killed himself last year.
What did google mean by this?
>>67781865
>People who use words like "Bazooka"
am I supposed to call it the "M1A1 rocket launcher"?
>>67786766
He actually abused it so much that the law got changed to stop the loophole he was exploiting.
Absolute madman.
>>67788212
>People who wear satin boxers
this is just rude
>>67786635
BAZOOPER
ZIMBABWER
BOJANGLES
>>67781828
>>67781865
>>67788212
I legit can't tell if this is the funniest shitpost ever or the worst example on autism ever posted on /tv/
Probably both
>>67780260
Because it's the "Final Chapter".
>>67781828
>>67781865
>>67788212
>>67780476
Capcom is literally dying. They need any cent they'll find
>>67803558
they understand the movies too well
>>67803625
No, just rocket launcher.
>>67803558
>>67803920
>>67803969
wheres m-rod?!?
>>67788212
>>67781828
>>67781865
good shit desu
what is the term for these people. reddit manchildren? Geek culture participants?
>>67780353
She had her face de-gloved and an arm amputated. Don't make fun.
>>67780260
Please please tell me this is not an actual poster.
>>67780409
sure did
>>67804364
>manchildren
>reddit users
>>67780476
The only one I saw was Apocalypse on TV, and that was horrendous.
>>67804364
Manfetuses.
>>67804734
Christ, she turned into Melissa Mccarthy.
>>67804734
>Milla Jovovich
>breasts
WEW
>>67781865
>>67781828
So... everyone?
>>67805109
She is carrying a child, Melissa is carry 2 hams and an entire Chick-Fil-a, not really comparable
>>67780260
This poster looks fucked up, who the fuck got payed to do this?
>>67805240
It's not just that, it's the glasses and the hairstyle too. She looks like a Tumblr dyke.
>>67781828
>>67781865
is this pasta?
Well it is now.
>>67805115
You beat me to it
>>67781828
>>67781865
I didn't read past the third line but just remeber you unironically post on 4chan. A meta-Polynesian claymation/tobacco purity archive board.
>>67805261
they look pretty standard desu
>>67788212
>>67781865
>>67781828
>>67805115
14 YEARS OLD
4
>>67781828
seek help and stop projecting so much, faggot
>>67781828
>>67781865
>Retail workers in the 23-35 age group.
>People who have never suffered and don't know what happiness feels like.
>People who have never travelled outside their own countries.
>The guy who went to high school with Milla Jovovich, asked her out and was rejected but never got over it.
>People without hope, drive or vision looking to coast through life and scurry through the path of least existence as they look for any sort of stimulation that doesn't require any effort, be it mental or physical.
>>67788212
>People who punctuate sentence with "mother-fucking" to give emphasis to something.
>People who share IFLScience articles on Facebook.
Noice
>>67803514
Second one had a somewhat related setting, desu the first two movies were pretty good, at least for me. But other than that, it's just a generic zombie action movie, the only common thing with the games are some characters.
>>67804402
Don't be daft, anon. Why would a face need a glove?
>>67780541
oh like yourself?
>>67780720
jesus christ el farto
>>67780720
>that guy in the background
>>67781828
>>67781865
I'd hate to be your mirror in the morning
The things it must hear. . .
>>67793156
First one was good fun with a reasonable plot.
Everything after that gets progressively worse.
I keep watching them for two reasons;
1 - milla jovovich
2 - to see if the next one is somehow even worse than the one before. So far they haven't let me down in that regard
>>67788212
Onions are fucking gross man, what does age have to do with it?
>>67781828
>>67781865
>>67788212
gods work anon
>mfw all the fucking nerds are sperging out because someone exposed them and took a shit down their neck in 3 solid posts.
>>67792740
lool this cant be real
>>67805790
kids are fussy eaters.
grown men who will order food and say ''no onions'' are losers.
>>67781865
>CIA agents doing dead drops
ok i laughed
>>67781828
>>67781865
>>67788212
keep it coming, this is fucking gold.
>>67788758
>Chris was native american with spirit powers or some shit.
A Skinwalker?
>>67788212
>>67781865
>>67781828
almost none of these refer to me
>>67781828
>>67781865
>mfw this is all literally me
>>67781828
>>67781865
>>67788212
>>67780260
They're still making sequels? Why, the first wasn't even that good.
>>67788212
Are you gonna post more, faggot?
>>67788212
Grown men who put gel in their hair and spike it up.
People who wear camo clothing.
People who had nerf gun fights after the age of 7.
People who know everything about big v8 cars and Harley davidsons yet have never driven/ owned one.
People who talk themselves up when fishing but don't like baiting their own hook.
People who will turn down a free cold beer at a party because ''its not their brand''
People who want to be in the mafia, despite having no characteristics of your stereotypical mob member
People who actually have supplies, weapons and a laid out plan for a zombie/ alien/ ww3 type apocalypse
People who would put flames on a muscle car if they ever owned one
People who wear baggy/ loose 3/4 cargo shorts
People who will meet a girl once and fantasize about an entire life with that girl.
People that get black out drunk with one friend at home and call it a ''wild night''
Grown men who talk about all the hot bitches they've been with or hooked up with, yet they have a fat girlfriend/wife
People who lost their virginity to a drunk ugly/ fat girl at 4am at the last high school party
People who have never hosted a party which had more than 10 people attend
>>67806813
>People who will meet a girl once and fantasize about an entire life with that girl.
Last one I watched ended with her finding a lab full of clones of her. Can't remember which one that was.
The movies are shit. Love the games.
>>67807114
the games have an even worse story though.
>>67806813
>People who will meet a girl once and fantasize about an entire life with that girl.
>>67807174
I disagree.
>>67780260
Money laundering
Think about it, it's not being made for the box office, it's not being made for the prestige, it's not being made for the fans, no one fucking likes the films yet the reported income is sky high
Money laundering
>>67780353
>>67804402
>search this shit up
>see this
holy fuck
>>67807348
What the fuck?
>>67807348
Jesus
Tell me they at least dedicated the film to her or some shit
