these men have turned a genetic defect in an asset-- in that they get tons of ass.
why haven't you turned your defects into assets yet /tv/?
>>67774612
having high testosterone levels ain't a defect, retard
>>67774612
I wonder how you can turn your poor beard genes into asset?
>>67774696
LD is such a treasure
>>67774612
>turned a genetic defect in an asset
do you think these slapheads would get "tons of ass" if they worked at McDonalds?
its all about social position not hair you stupid cunt.
>>67774612
they're all attractive men with good jawlines and are physically fit. nobody can be attractive just because they're bald, look at the balding /r9k/ users for example.
>>67774612
>Bald *with strong chin*
corrected that
>>67774612
how do i turn autism into an asset?
>rich and famous men get laid a lot!!!!
>even the bald ones!!!!
jdimsa
>>67774904
you autistically shave your head and become more manly and attractive
>>67774904
make a video game or anime that specifically appeals to autistic people and become a millionaire overnight.
>>67774612
>bald men are sexier, more masculine
Why is 4chan full of virgins then?
>>67774612
Am I the only one who can't stand Vin Diesel? I don't know what it is about him, but he's just devoid of charisma. He's like an oaf. He's got big muscles, but he's comes off as a dumb ape, who's more suited as a bodyguard or henchman than an action star. He doesn't have that badass aura that an action star needs, nor does he seem like a leader who inspired faith or trust.
>>67774612
2 of those men are also homosexuals.
Does /tv/ know which 2 are?
>literally only good thing about me is i have a lot of hair
>now cant even have that
i'd say im gonna kill myself but ive been on the edge for a while
>>67774612
>these men have turned a genetic defect in an asset-- in that they get tons of ass.
how do i turn my micro penis into an asset that doesn't invove cuckolding or humiliation ?
>>67775121
Op and you?
>>67774612
Only guys think bald dudes are cool. All girls I've talked about think all three actors in your OP posts are old men and not sexy at all and dont get why guys idolize them.
I'm going bald at 23. Probably will be clean shaven by 25. Thing is I don't look like an alpha male and will look like a creep with a bald head, but I do t want to have half a head of hair. It's either all of it or none. Maybe I'll start working out and stuff to look cool.
>be a 9/10
>start balding
>rate myself 3/10
I hate this planet.
Because steroids are highly illegal in my country.
>>67775071
Well, he used to work as a bouncer for a club, so that may explain some things.
I do like him as Riddick.
>>67775183
Anon, please don't kill yourself. We're on cusp of the age of robowaifus. A harem of qt robogirls will come to you ONLY if you don't prematurely end your life...
>>67774904
its legit considered an asset in silicon valley of course you have to actually work though
They're the next step in human evolution. Humans get less hairy the most advanced they get.
>>67774772
Bald works if you have a good face that can stand on its own and a nice shapely head. All those three look kinda weird with hair tbqh, to me at least
>>67775811
>>67774612
Not all men look good with a shaved/stubble head. I'm sure am glad I do. As soon as they come out with stem cell follicle cream I'm going to have the hair of a maori NFL linebacker.
>>67774612
Was that study perhaps done by a bald man mmmmmmmMMMMM?
>>67775785
>implying his robofu won't drop him the moment it sees an attractive man with a glorious head of hair
>>67774696
Where my /baldbrothers/ at?
>>67775929
>As soon as they come out with stem cell follicle cream I'm going to have the hair of a maori NFL linebacker.
Is that all bullshit or really on the cards within a decade?
>>67774696
Oh fuck I haven't seen that episode. fucking hilarious.
Reminds me of when a cop pulled me over to ask if I was a gang member as someone had spray painted a celtic cross on a nearby car wash, and I responded "uhh you have a shaved head officer are you a white supremacist?"
Fuckin racial follicle profilin
>>67776018
I must made it up but its begging for a kickstarter... BILLIONS and BILLIONS
>>67775183
How is it good to have a lot of hair? It makes you attractive? Then you have two good things, one of those pretty much the only thing people care about. It doesn't make you attractive? Then it's not really good at all and you have zero things going for you, consider suicide.
>>67775832
You know what. You're right. I hadn't realized it until I read your post. They look weird with hair.
>>67774904
autists with productive hobbies are always fucking beasts, they usually start before video games and anime can get to them though.
>>67774612
My dad (bald in grad school) told me once he walked into genetics class late back in the day and the prof said "you can tell this man has both testicles" and then the prof went on to explain testosterone and balding.
>>67775466
>All girls I've talked to
Those two hambeasts in your 10th grade anime club don't count.
>>67776158
Well are there any options nowadays that aren't complete shit and don't include rubbing chemicals on your scalp?
I know this guy got transplants, looks okay to me.
>>67774904
watch Temple Grandin
>>67775071
He's actually intelligent he's just knows his audience and that is even more evidence of his brilliance. Also vinny plays dungeons and dragons so he's a geek just roleplaying a cool oaf for the normies.
>>67776249
Yea sucks that hair transplants cost like a hundred thousand.
>>67775245
pedophilia
>>67774769
shut up and get me my mcflurry you bald prick
>>67774612
well vin diesel still looks like a potato to me
>>67774612
you can't pull off this look if you are too skinny, or too fat, or have a bad face (vin diesel barely has a good enough face, or have a long chickenneck, or a chubby jawline/neck
If this look works for you it just highlights that you don't have any those negative qualities
>>67776313
Are those the ones that leave you with terrible scars or is that something different?
Can they do more than fix the hairline because I lost hair on top also.
>>67775071
Riddick is cool.
>>67774612
Baldness isn't a defect, moron
>>67774612
To be honest Bruce Willis won the genetic lottery, with or without hair.
>pleasant voice with nice timbre
>handsome face
>nice teeth
>light eyes
>hot body
Come now, even straight guys would go gay for him if he threw a smile their way.
>>67776301
He also worked on Escape from Butcher Bay.
>>67776485
Not sure, but take a look at actors who got them. Those look good enough to me, but they are expensive as hell.
>>67776332
>already only jerk off to /ss/ exclusively
this is the only next logical step
>>67774612
I wonder how many of the scientists doing that study were bald... just saying.
>>67776510
But his daughters turned out so weird looking
>>67776301
You can be a normal person and have nerdy interests you know
>>67774769
>its all about social position not hair you stupid cunt.
Actually it's about being alpha, being rich helps however
>>67776301
I never said anything about intelligence. I'm talking about his screen presence. He's a big, burly guy, but he's no Schwarzenegger or Stallone.
>>67776249
>>67776018
>>67776313
>>67776485
>>67776528
http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/29/scientists-believe-they-have-discovered-a-cure-for-baldness-5041177/
stems cells growing hair...
they could implant those with just a needle, no scars
>25
>bald
>poor
>premature ejaculator
>fat
>hairy as fuck
>small balls
>6ft manlet king
Hey, at least i'm """""""""""""""""masculine""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>67774904
>joystick grip still on that dog's face
This is brilliant. Even if this study is completely false, this will help to sway the minds of people everywhere. Women will be like, "well if other women think bald guys are hot, then I guess I think bald guys are hot too."
This is all part of the master plan.
>>67776724
Hey anon, it's not that bad!
>poor
>fat
>hairy as fuck
Fixable.
>premature ejaculator
>small balls
Non-issue.
>>67774612
>genetic defect
>>67776803
the baldness is also fixable, but kinda expensive.
how is cumming in under 5 minutes a non issue?
>>67774904
You can only truly unlock your autism powers after you equip your autism torso pressure towel
>>67776853
>under 5 minutes
Oh jesus christ how do you even live 5 minutes wow i'd kill myself
>>67776604
"please love me, i'll give you money" being rich does not help
>>67776569
Because Demi Moore is hideous, that's why. Had he knocked up Milla Jovovich for example, their daughters and sons would've been 10/10
>>67776548
yeah you could penetrate without worrying about those pesky hospital visits where they ask questions, or disposing the body, etc
![198082_3151_L[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HDdWfSf.jpg "198082_3151_L[1].jpg")
some men pull off the bald look really well, but when it doesn't work it looks super bad, like aidsmoby, fucker should grow a beard
>>67776853
Is that while jerking off or have you actually had that problem during sex?
I was dead scared I would be premature while I was a virgin because I could come in 5 minutes when fapping. Turns out I can barely get hard during the real thing and can last the whole night
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20121210-are-bald-men-more-virile
Reminder that if you are balding that it doesn't mean you are a high test Alpha male or a low test pee shy beta, you are just simply predisposed to go bald and have sensitive hair follicles.
>>67777060
Still would.
How can you turn massive acne scarring into an asset
>>67776803
>>67776853
premature ejaculation is fixable.. he just needs to edge
i edged when i was a teenager just for the pleasure and when i started fucking i had total control of my orgasms and could fuck for hours and hours. my record is 5 hours, but it was too much as at that point i delayed so much that i couldn't even cum and got blueballs. no they didn't turn blue but they fucking hurt bad. but it makes the chick insecure and see making you cum as a challenge and get all kinds of freakydeaky in future romps. basically it flips the script from the man's responsibility/virility/prove himself by making the woman cum, to laying it all on her.
>>67777084
During sex. If i fap beforehand and have a few drinks, i can go for 10-15 minutes.
Masculine Hollywood-tier men look good bald.
Your average baldfag looks like a shaved scrotum.
>>67776724
I'm you but older.
Pro tip:It never gets better.
>>67775071
>Vin Diesel
>Actor/Director
>98,376,713 people like this
yes, you are
>>67774904
Become Sherlock Holmes.
>>67777135
Be like Seal.
Dude even has that funny gap between his teeth yet he still rocks it.
>>67774612
>What is money and fame.
Are you seriously this fucking naive?
>>67774612
Well my biggest defect is I have bendy limbs?
I could become a yoga instructor I guess.
>>67774612
How is it an asset? Women of today aren't looking for hyper masculine husbands.
They are looking for a wagecuck who will participate in household chores and raising the kids.
>>67777777
We are getting close..
>>67774612
Sure thing firstmalta.com
>>67774652
>this hairlet projecting
It's caused by sensitivity to DHT, dweeb. It's also 2016, get on that propecia
>>67774904
>all these pet types & colors and he chooses the big black canis
How do I turn shit-tier hair into an asset?
>>67777590
become art major
>>67777135
>>67777232
>>67777298
Benecio Del Tro, Tommy Lee Jones, Bill Murray, Brad Pitt, etc etc
>>67777590
Stop shampooing. Your hair will be greasy for about a week maybe two, but it will come out after a lot softer and less wild. Your hair doesn't even look that bad as is, you're probably insecure also get for Brendan.
>family keeps telling me how thick my hair is
>not sure if they are trying to reassure me or taking the piss because it has always been thick but is now receding in front
>>67777590
Grow it out and use it to cover your face, that way you won't have to paint it blue.
>>67777590
shave it
>>67777723
Doesn't work unless you've got the right skull shape.
>>67776485
Anywhere. They literally take hair from the back of your head and implant them elsewhere
So is Vin Diesel actually bald or does he just shave his head to hide that he isn't white?
>>67777660
>he fell for the no poo meme
Because there's no way to make prurigo nodularis sexy
>>67777809
>putting product called "sham poo" into your hair
>>67777590
comb it.
honestly shaving one's head is a relief not having to worry about hair. i used to grow my hair past my shoulderblades then shave it all off for the contrast. the most stressed came between having my head shaved and having my hair long enough the weight of it meant i didn't have to worry about styling it or if it looked messed up.
so either go long or go shaved
>>67777590
>>67777805
mooseknuckled
>>67775071
Vin Diesel is literally a massive DnD playing nerd
>>67774904
Watch Taxi Driver
Robert de Niro shos it to you, fighting the pedo scum and ending with the chick he took to a porn. That movie should be quintessential for every autist
>>67775071
>he doesn't have that badass aura that an action star needs
Meanwhile, Vin Diesel is an action star, and you're an out of shape virgin.
>>67777590
I'm about to shock your world, how about...going to a salon and asking the hairdresser which cut would fit you best? Also good thick eyebrows
most people here would end up as John Malkovich if they tried to turn baldness into a defining characteristic.
>>67778326
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
Don't have the jawline for it. I look better with lots of hair
>>67778435
I forgot to add: minus the charisma, wit and comedic timing.
>>67778059
Nice projection there, chump. You probably shouldn't call someone an out of shape virgin if you're going to get that upset over someone disliking an actor.
Also, I'm pretty fit.
>>67778519
Pointing out the facts of his versus your situations and how it relates to your argument isn't projecting.
>>67776528
Most celebrities seem to get shit hair transplants. There are probably like 10 success stories in total, and we'll never know who they are because they were self aware enough to know what we'd look for.
>>67774904
le cryptic mystery man
>>67774612
Surely if baldness is so prevalent, it's not a defect but an evolutionary trait?
>>67774612
I'm black with a small dick, there's no fixing that
>>67774696
>old jew doing old jew things
so funny!
>>67778870
keep dreaming baldy
The only way to live is to grow a skulltula.
>>67774652
dht dumbass. different thing than regular testosterone. plenty of bald cucks out there
>>67778435
>sexier
>wearing eye makeup
gtfo
>>67774612
They haven't figured out how to turn autism into an asset yet.
>>67778582
Resorting to ad hominem attacks because someone dislikes an actor, is a pretty common trait among stereotypical, autistic nerds, who tend to be out of shape virgins. Aka, you.
Saying you dislike an actor and giving a reason why, on a board dedicated to TV and cinema, is not really indicative of anything.
>>67774904
....
>>67776724
small balls? how do you get that? do you have decent facial hair growth? i dont see why u would have small balls unless uve done steroids which is obviously not the case. tho being fat might make your balls look smaller
>>67777230
/tv/'s version of sherlock would be obsessed with finding out whether someone is a cuck or a jew or not and not get any work done.
>>67774904
Check out Magnus Carlsen. I met him once, he was autistic as fuck.
>>67775071
>but he's just devoid of charisma
>He doesn't have that badass aura that an action star needs, nor does he seem like a leader who inspired faith or trust
these are wrong and stupid statements that are clearly proven false by the success of his movies
>>67779269
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO YOU DONKEY? IT'S RAW! USELESS CUNT.
>>67779445
Ad populum fallacies aren't really proof of anything.
>>67775071
nah youre wrong buddy his facebook likes disagree
>>67779529
ad populum hmm lets see charisma is literally defined by how well you are liked hmm yeah youre right an ad populum argument and it's not correct sure
>>67779529
It is when you're limiting yourself to measuring a man's charisma and aura.
>>67776688
>Nobody's checked these sweet digits
>>67777777
Who is this faggot ?
>>66666666
>>67779667
>>67779810
Sure. I guess Jessie Eisenberg is one charismatic dude, then.
>>67780889
He became famous playing quirky/nerdy characters, not overly charismatic ones nor action stars. Stop trying to derail the discussion into capeshit just because you feel you're losing.
>>67776035
>Itt things that never happened.
>>67774612
>have thinning hair
>fuck it, decide to shave it
>look like a nazi skinhead
>too afraid to go out without a hat
I know I shouldn't give a fuck but dammit I really look like a skinhead/terminal patient
>>67779445
The last witch hunter bombed, so so by that logic it clearly isn't vin diesel that has been the draw in the successful movies he has been in.
Most actors aren't the sole reason a movie does well, regardless of charisma. Every great actor has been in so movie that bombed
>>67774612
can't they just write
>yo, higher test leads to hair loss
instead of
"scientific niggering finds that you have a genetically modified superhuman 20" cock when you're bald and that's turning on the chicks everyhwere just by the smell you have on yourself!"
>>67777079
He looks a lot better without the hair than he did in his poo poo pee pee vid. He just needs to loose the glasses. Being bald and having glasses is a bad look.
>>67774612
How can I turn wearing glasses into an assett?
It should read 'Sexy masculine men are sexy and masculine'
Fucking clickbait bullshit
>>67774612
that's not a defect
this is a defect:
http://metro.co.uk/2014/12/06/once-youve-seen-tom-cruises-mono-tooth-you-will-never-look-at-him-the-same-way-again-4976479/
>>67781159
I have a severe case of "psycho face", apparently. My hair is so fine that light passes through it from behind, but given my mental patient looks I can't even shave my head without being avoided at every turn.
With hair I'm passable at least, but without it I look like a murderous boiled horse.
I'm 26 and still have all my hair. When will I start seeing baldness?
>>67775071
>I don't know what it is about him, but he's just devoid of charisma.
he's literally black, bro. watch his early breakdancing stuff where he still had an afro.
>>67776449
>vin diesel barely has a good enough face
?
>>67776920
being rich helps
>>67777157
>>67777084
Hey retards you're not amazing long lasting lovers you have delayed ejaculating because you watch too much porn and have conditioned yourself to only cumming with porn.
Chill on the porn. Use your imagination if you HAVE to.
