>paper shopping bag always contains french bread
>also oranges if the bag drops over
>never any crappy frozen garbage
>>67766507
>paper shopping bag always contains french bread
That is a classic
>>67766507
>image.jpg
>>67766771
Post
Tropes
>>67766771
i thought she was a porn star until i did a google search, kinda disappointed tb.h
>>67766507
You're forgetting the carrot greens.
>character buys a drink/meal
>pays for it and leaves without finishing said drink/meal
>>67766507
>After waking from a nightmare about french bread and toppling oranges, the protagonist instantly sits bolt upright while panting and sweating
>>67768179
I only scream, sometimes covered in sweat
Thanks alcohol, my only fämäläm
> character hangs up phone without saying goodbye
>>67768433
A lot of people do this in real life though.
Also, fuck these threads so much.
>character orders a beer
>doesn't specify a brand or even a measurement
>bartender just knows what they mean
>doesn't charge them until they leave the bar
>>67770724
The bartender in the CZ laughed at me and got me a lager
>>67766507
is she having a stroke?
>>67771335
Its a new SQUEEE face grills make on instagram
Get with the times fämäläm
>>67768179
That actually happened to me once.
The bolting upright in a cold sweat, not the shopping bags.
>>67772167
I dont get bolting upright, but ever since Paranormal Activity all my lucid dreams have been about being dragged across the floor or up the ceiling, floating around the room.
Its not even scary to me, its so common.
>>67769417
What kind of person does this
>>67766507
DONT USE MY WAIFU FOR YOUR SHITTY THREADS
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67773091
She belongs to me
I post her the most
>>67766507
Also celery.
>>67766507
>Eating shitty stale pre sliced bread
>Not eating fruit
Maybe you should try eating some real food every once in a while
>character agrees to meet someone for dinner
>doesn't specify a time or place
