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>people still believe in bruce lee meme

>people still believe he could beat up any human and not only scawny asians
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>>67762118
Only normies would believe that. A child with a black belt cant beat an adult, regardless how much training he had.

At some point, strength and size become an obstacle that cant be overcome. Thats why its always humorous to see 50 kg women learn martial arts to defend themselves.
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>its an idiot thinks the popular iconic hollywood star is actually a sham thread
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>>67762625
>muh speed

People actually think they can beat this man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51090bGcoR8

This was Mike at 15. Bruce was just a meme, nothing more.
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Didn't he beat up Chuck Norris?
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>>67762118
He was a very good fighter, and there are a lot of people who could probably beat him, but anyone who thinks he could survive more than 10 seconds with Iron Mike or someone like that is an idiot.
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kim jin pal was better than bruce lee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EIRIbyQhhw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFrI3dYe4C8
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>>67762118
Bruce Li was superior
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jean claude van damme and steven seagal are fakes b-but br-bruce lee is real
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>>67764209
amen brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edOLfczEYq4
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>>67764222

Only seagal is fake, that faggot shot his mouth off about how he could beat JCVD then spent most of his life ducking any confrontations with him
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>>67762118
Jackie Chan could teach him a thing or two for sure.
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>>67762804
The thing is, what are we talking about here? A staged match or a fight to the death?
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there's a reason for weight classes
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I honestly think Bruce could beat Mike, if for no other reason than Bruce was a prodigy of martial arts designed for real world fighting scenarios, while Mike was a prodigy of boxing only.
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>>67762118
Is it true he was murdered by his manager?
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>>67762746
It was a scripted flick...
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>>67764324
Man there used to be a fucking whole school of conspiracy theories about his death, it was a big deal at the time
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>>67764295
That's the thing a lot of people miss when talking about this. Most famous fighters aren't allowed to use moves that would immediately fucking kill someone so they don't train for that.
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>>67764322
There is no record of Bruce Lee actually fighting anyone outside of some word of mouth.

Tyson actually fought for living and wrecked niggas constantly
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>>67764209
No, he was just Incomprable.
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>>67764984
>niggas

I'll never understand what compels whites on facebook and reddit to "ironically" use this word
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>>67764984
>Mike Tyson
not
>Ali

Suck a dick.
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>>67765837
looks like a nigga got trigga'd
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>>67765880
Tyson > Clay

Search your heart. You know it's true.
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>>67765837

he meant to say niggers
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>>67765880
>>67765923

low down dirty shame.avi
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Bruce Lee is dead. Checkmate.
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REMINDER

MIKE TYSON (violent convicted rapist who admitted to it) GOT CLOCKED BY A RANDOM NO NAMER
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I've watched a few of his films and they weren't anything special. It was just Bruce wrecking shit and being a Gary Stu.
Did I miss something, or what?
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>>67766035
>lost to a nobody
That was after mikes trainer/nignog wrangler died. Iron Mike is a boxing God but was also a feral animal that needed guidance. He would not have lost that right if Cus D'Amoto was still in his corner.

>rape allegation
I'll just leave this right here-
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OOhdx1TLutw
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>>67762118
Donnie yen is better
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Jackie Chan is much better at fighting and making films 2bh
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>>67762721
You do realize Mike was that dangerous BECAUSE of his speed and defense right?
Mike defeated much bigger fighters than him while being short and 90kg at his biggest.
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>>67765880
Tyson fought in an era completely different from the era Clay fought in.
Hell look at their bodies, Ali was 100% natty and it showed, Tyson was obviously roided up like all his pals.
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>>67762804
royce gracie would kill mike
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>>67766804
Yet still, prime Foreman was bigger than the lot of them.
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Are whites good at fighting?
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>>67766839
Foreman is the best example of a natural genetic monster, he's like that Roman emperor who was historically a giant, Maximinus Thrax I think it was.
And even then, Clay won through his skill even if he still got fucked up.
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>>67766309

>Tyson DESTROYS reporter

I didn't see any destroying going on, that guy was a rat piece of shit though
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>>67766922
Only slavs for the Heavyweight and Americans who actually descends from slavs.
Anglo-saxons and southern European are only good for welter and medium.
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>>67766035

Presenting that fight without the context it took place in as if it's evidence of something is just misleading and idiotic and you really need to fuck off.
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>>67764322
Boxing is very effective for real fighting.
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>>67766987
Didn't some British dude just stomp the current Ukranian?
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>>67765837

Art thou vexed, negro?
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I watched Enter the Dragon last night. That movie is so awesome.

and yes, Bruce Lee was basically a meme
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I like Iko Uwais
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>>67766922
They don't match against a bull
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That generation of people will soon die, anyway.
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>>67762721

Kung Fu can easily beat any boxer. Boxers are helpless against kicks, let alone ground fighting.

https://youtu.be/rGpO9VeWqOE?t=3m32s
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>>67762625
>A child with a black belt cant beat an adult
Sides: OBLITERATED
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>>67767011
This, people who go straight into MMA because of its meme status are shit at defending and striking.
My old kick-boxing istructor would teach us that if we really wanted to do MMA for whatever reason we should first do 2 years of boxing, 2 years of Judo or Sambo and then continue do them if we really wanted to be good at it.
For defense however Boxing it's the best, it teaches you spacing, defending from hits to the head which are the most common on the street and also gives you the best footwork.
MMA and trying to go on the ground in a street brawl with more than two people involved is a suicide and you only risk to get a kick to the head while you're trying to get the high ground, and that's if you're not in some shit place where people carry knives.

If I were American though I'd simply bring a gun with me considering you can kill people in self-defense and get away scot-free.
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>>67762625
>strength and size become an obstacle that cant be overcome

Everyone's testicles are about the same size.
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>>67766309
Should have linked this instead,imo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlRawW--T24
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>>67767026

an Irish Gypsy

they're a people literally bred for fighting
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>>67767092
oops literally read that as *can
Sides: repaired
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>>67765911
>>67765930
>>67767034

Y'all niggas (niggers) set trippin.
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>>67766922

Brits and Slavs, yes

White Americans? Not since Rocky Marciano
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>>67764322
I love Bruce but nah. Bruce was an artist. Mike was a killer.
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>>67767209
It's sad that we find a need to use their language to fit in and be accepted
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>>67767234
>Rocky Marciano
>white

The spaghetti jew at its finest.
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>>67767011
maybe in a bar agaisnt drunk senile old men

punches are wotrhless against a good kick
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>Bruce Lee
>Height 1.71 m, Weight 58 kg

>Mike Tyson
>Height 1.78 m, Weight 109 kg

before taking anything else into account, that should tell you everything
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>>67762118
You do you think you would do against him, OP?
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>>67767297
Because people everwhere are like Mirko Crocop.
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>>67767246
Senpai, I use these words because they're just fun to use. Saying nigga, senpai, baka, etc. with my friends is great.
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>>67767359
>>Mike Tyson
>>Height 1.78 m, Weight 109 kg
>1.78 m

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
FUCKING MANLET
WHEN WILL HE LEARN
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>>67767359
>58 kg
jesus christ
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>>67767379
*how do you think you would do
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>>67767359
Lee's kicks are stronger, faster, more accurate, and have a greater reach than Tyson.

In 999/1000 cases, that wouldn't matter. But with Bruce Lee it does. For martial arts, Lee was even more of a prodigy than Tyson was to Boxing.

I understand that people can't fathom this, but it's the simple truth. Lee was 1 in ten billion.
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>>67762804
>anyone who thinks he could survive more than 10 seconds with Iron Mike or someone like that is an idiot.
Gr8 b8 m8
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>>67767359
>mfw Mike is the same height as me

WHATTTT
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>>67767424
You sound like some of those dudes from r/asianmasculinity

I'm fairly certain Tyson would pummel Lee into oblivion
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>>67762625

It depends

Even a 300lb roid monkey is vulnerable to a crotch shot or a throat punch. If the smaller person can get in range they can still take down a larger person using leverage, no matter how big you are you're still subject to the laws of physics.

On the ground the larger person's advantages are nullified, and it becomes more about positioning and mechanical advantage.

t. Someone who's actually studied and trained in various martial arts, eastern and western.
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>>67766922

The last time whites were good at fighting is the last time whites endured any actual adversity that would create a fighting spirit: The Great Depression. Jake LaMotta's dad made him fight other kids in the neighborhood in an underground child fighting ring so he could charge spectators a nickel to watch and run a betting network. Pretty much no white person has experienced that kind of insanity since those years but plenty of blacks, Mexicans, slavs, etc. have.
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>>67767246
I'm being facetious.
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>>67762721
man when i watch that i see like... violent dancing

its all choreographed but his intention is to break skulls instead of make lame audiences clap cause he did some nice dance shit
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>>67767428
It's true, Bruce at his biggest was 60 kg with 4% bodyfat.
His punches wouldn't have even given Iron Mike a itch, let alone stop him, all while Iron Mike could grind Bruce's bones to dust.

And that's if Lee could even hit Tyson, Tyson defence was impregnable.
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>>67767424
It's literally a fight between a Featherweight and a Heavyweight. It would be downright silly.
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>>67767466
There are a lot of good anglo UFC fighters though right? Explain that
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>>67767468
That really doesn't make a difference.
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>>67767116
>his 'coach' (money making machine) convinced him to do literally years of service and by then he's too old to fight

pretty funny man

you can have a pro fight within a year so long as you've sparred enough and figured out your weaknesses. the fuck you doing spending years grinding the same old shit? who the fuck does that?
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>>67767463
>r/asianmasculinity

Literally a bunch of Israelis. There was never any chink reddit raid on 4chan. It was jews, stirring shit up as usual.
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>>67767466
Fun fact: Jake Lamotta's cousin, Richard LaMotta, invented the Ice Cream sandwich.
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>>67767516
>punches
Put 60 kg's worth of kick to your head and see how long you stand for, I don't give a fuck how big you are.
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>>67767547
Then explain me why all the greatest fighters in the biz started training and fighting since they were 14-15(in some cases even younger) and tried a plethora of styles.
If you were right all the best fighters would be 18-20 years old, and that is not the case evidently.
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>>67767522
If Lee could land an accurate kick to a knee before he got in range, it would be over right there.

If you're familiar with the stories about Lee, you have to assume that would not be difficult for him to do.
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>>67767572
>it was the jews!

Jesus you guys sound just like the cucks of my race

Question: Do you view white people the same way retards on /pol/ think of black people? I am earnestly curioud about this
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>>67767433

he was a midget with short arms, which made what he was able to do in the heavyweight division incredible
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>>67767588
not every headkick lands you dumb cunt

infact almost all miss

fuck asians are stupid
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>>67767613
jon jones started when he was about 50 and just did wrestling and hes the most dominant fighter alive

cause hes big and uses his size properly

but yeah keep paying your dues to sensai im sure hes the father figure you never had
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>>67767629
>mfw that sounds just like me

Okay okay okay, listen: I have gigantic (not fat) calves and thighs and small arms and 5'10. Should I box? I got in a fist fight once with some guy on my football team and wrekt him. Am I genetically inclined for boxing senpai?
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>>67767627
I'm white, shitlord.

And I was there on /r9k/ when the >ISrAELI/masculinity shit started. All I can say is I know their posting style, and I'm pretty sure it was them.
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>>67767588
Have you seen Tyson's neck?
He would tank those hits with the gloves and move in and then it'd be the end.
Hell Bruce Lee even ammitted to this for fuck' sake, in an interview when he was asked if he could beat Cassius Clay he said something along the lines of "Hell no, have you seen his hands compared to mine?" fully knowing his physical inferiority.
The fact he trained his body so hard compared to other Asians of the time is the proof he knew the physical limitations were very important in fighting.

Now prime Mas Oyama, that's another story, as he led Karate to be able to fight against Thai Boxers in ACTUAL fights.
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>>67767666
small arms is a bad sign. youre not gonna find many elite fighters will small arms compared to their opponent
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>>67767635
>not every headkick lands you dumb cunt
Well they do if Bruce Lee's behind them.
Holy fuck, you can't be this fucking stupid, this is b8 and I'm actually responding.
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ITT: Lee would activate secret magical chinese martial arts and shoot fire at Mike Tyson before he even got close to him
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>>67767666

you're best hope is to starve yourself, learn how to jab and play keep away with Mexican manlets
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>>67767713
does bruce lee stop you from stepping backwards?
does bruce lee stop you from moving slightly?
does bruce lee stop you from raising your arm to your head?
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>>67767664
>Jon Jones
>Before beginning his MMA career, Jones was a stand-out high school wrestler and state champion at Union-Endicott High School in upstate New York.[23]

Meaning that before studying MMA he already had a background in Wrestling and probably 3-4 years of experience in a single style before venturing into MMA study, not to mention a clearly evident talent at that.
He learnt the basics AND THEN moved to MMA.
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>>67767621
I think you're overestimating little guy's strength. This was a crazy nigger that could stand world class matches of abuse from other crazy and very strong people that wanted nothing more than to knock his head off.
Saying he could be taken down by a featherweight fighter (even using knees and kicks) is goofy.
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>>67767621

What stories are these? becuase as far as I know there is no actual proof of Bruce having a snactioned fight, it's all hearsay.
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>>67767666
satan pls you'll get worked. Mike literally had gorilla blood in him
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>>67767722

>Mexican manlets

Isn't that kinda redundant?
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>>67767755
which is completely opposite to doing boxing, then another, then another

wrestling > mma > ufc champion

instead of whatever mcbullshit youre paying for

lmao @ your sunk cost fallacy getting you all mad. "but my teacher said it was smart and ive spent all this money so its right"
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>>67767789
Of course its hearsay, you don't go entering public competitions when you're already a master. Martial arts masters have private fights where the victor is not disclosed because they aren't egotistical shitbags
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>>67767666

Powerlifting is for you m8.

Big calves and thighs are good for deadlifts and squats and small arms make benching a bit easier.
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>>67767855
man you sound retarded as shit... do they sign NDA's too so noone can talk about it?
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>>67767775
>Saying he could be taken down by a featherweight fighter (even using knees and kicks) is goofy.

If it wasn't Bruce Lee then certainly. But Bruce was special. Probably the greatest fighter who's lived in the last 500 years of human history.
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>>67767861
I can actually squat a ridiculous amount desu senpai. I have huge tree trunk calves and thighs and it looks really strange because my upper body is normal sized and my arms a little bit shorter than they should be but no deformed or anything
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>>67767855
Then it didn't happen, end of story.
Bruce Lee' only real accomplishment was winning a Cha Cha trophy - a goddamn ball.
So yeah, maybe if Bruce challenged Tyson to a DANCE OFF he'd win.
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>>67767886
It's called respect, you don't need kike shitbag lawyers when you're honorable

>>67767933
>waaaaah but trophies matter above everything
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>>67767922
are you korean or really fat or both?
koreans and really fat people have the biggest calves ever
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>>67767748

M8 don't you know the moment Brucie's foot is a millimeter off the floor his chi turns his oponents body to stone from the neck down unallowing them to move away from the kick to the still fleshy head delivered with the force of one thousand stampeding elephants and the accuracy of a top surgeon performing heart surgery on a Saudi prince. He was that good.
He was a prodigy.

He literally kicked his way through the Great Wall of China once.
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>>67767957
>It's called respect, you don't need kike shitbag lawyers when you're honorable
i wish i could break your fucking face you dumb shit nerd

fighting isnt an honour its a self defence / imposing violence method

if you think its some spiritual gay shit youre a fool
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>>67767980
Neither, just solidly built
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>>67767855

Bull shit
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>>67767085
>using a fucking movie to prove your point

Jesus fucking christ
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>>67768012
>Compared to Caucasians, Asians have relatively short legs and muscled calves. In South Korea, plastic surgeons have mastered the skills to slim down these protruding calves. Since this is one of the most serious cosmetic procedures, it is very important to consult with doctors who specialize in calf reduction surgery.

https://www.seoultouchup.com/calf-reduction-surgery/

man wtf if i had huge calves id be stoked... ive got white endurance calves theyve got these weird huge calves that i guess evolves from carrying shit around?
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Post real martial artists
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>>67762625
I don't care how big you are, if I bear hug myself around you and bite into your throat as hard as possible, I don't think your diet or work out routine is going to help you
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>>67768081
Chink women don't want big stocky legs

>>67768137
Fedor was top tier but Bruce Lee would have beaten him, too. Fedor's entire approach to training was just based on things he'd learned from Bruce's teachings
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>>67768137
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>>67762118
>kung fu

all those asian shit can't stand a chance against an average MMA fighter
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>>67768162
bigger guy will just rip your jaw off your face/poke your eyes out/rip your balls off

you manlets overestimate how nice we are to your kind by not doing this constantly
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>>67766839
Foreman was the hardest hitter of all time
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>>67768191
forgot link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6mMtHqXyYc
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>>67768162

Moved on from kicking to biting now have we?
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>>67764267
I read something about him forming a militia and fighting isis
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>>67768165
>use a bike and run up and down stairs for a living
>have huge legs because of this
>tfw I will never seduce an asian woman
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>>67768204
mark hunt is the hardest hitter of all time
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>>67766963
I don't get they hype about foreman's punches. They look silly compared to Mike's
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>>67768242
Chink women don't want stocky lets *on themselves

Keep your dick out of chinks
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>>67768292
>tfw asian girls want your white cock way more than white girls do

confusing feels tbqh. i guess white women want jamal.

jamal women want white cock.. and black cock...
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>>67768334
>white cock
>black cock

Don't talk like this. It's degrading to yourself
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>>67768359
ok priest i think you need to know women just want cock
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>>67768359
there are different colored cocks anon
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>>67768245
Literally who is Mike Hunt
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>>67767116
I've seen three or so videos of street fights where a guy takes on multiple attackers using just boxing. It works because of fast and nimble movement and hitting fast and hard and being aggressive.

But I guess in theory it shouldn't work because >muh kicking and >muh grappling.
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>>67762625
>Thats why its always humorous to see 50 kg women learn martial arts to defend themselves.

This so much.
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>>67768261

Foreman's jab was like having a piece of lumber mashed into your face
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Bruce Lee was a highly skilled martial artist, but yes size plays a factor eventually. He's no meme though. He had legit strength and conditioning training and would be considered a well-rounded martial artist even by today's standards.
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>>67768234
That was my first reply in this retarded debate (: my go to attack will always be
>cry
>really get that whimpering noise down
>bite throat when opportunity strikes
>eat whatever chunk is torn off as fast and disgustingly as possible staring them in the eye
>shoot them if they try anything afterwards because I live in a country where fighting doesn't matter at all because guns dominate all
You just have to take one punch that leaves a mark and it's fair game to murder them ESPECIALLY if they're bigger
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Reminder that Martial Arts are way superior than savage box.
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>>67768957
Boxing is a martial art. This is like saying an AK-47 is superior to assault rifles.
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>>67768957
that's a pretty dumb post anon
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>>67769032
>This is like saying an AK-47 is superior to assault rifles.
KEKS ALL AROUND
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>>67768957

Boxing is a martial art you dumb fuck
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>>67767424
Yeahyeahyeah... Lee could dance around and avoid Mike for about an hour, kicking him in the legs, smacking him over the ears or so, but then, suddenly, Tyson could lash out in frustration and get a lucky hit on Bruce, closed fist, right across the temple. And then, Bruce is dead.
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>>67764623
Go back to your Goku, you childish mother fucker.
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>>67769119
>>67769195
Kill yourselves
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Looks like /tv/ has a lot of fighting experts.
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>>67767465
Naive.
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>>67767957
>It's called respect, you don't need kike shitbag lawyers when you're honorable

This is THE most neckbeard thing I've ever read.
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Let's look at this objectively

Mike Tyson was a heavy weight champion prize fighter, he literally fought people as his job and was world renowned for his ferocity and skill

Bruce Lee was an extremely proficient martial artist and basically made kung fu popular in the western world. He was heralded for his extreme levels of devotion to his fitness and has basically immortalized in the world of martial arts.

HOWEVER, Bruce's professional fighting record is 0. He never officially fought off camera and in the end is basically just a glorified stuntman.

Bruce himself said he would lose to Muhammad Ali, and Tyson was arguable even a better fighter.

Outside of cinema you have no evidence Lee could hold his own in a real fight especially not against a trained professional
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>>67769565
>objectively
no thanks
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>>67767166
>FLT, thnx anon.
first laugh today.
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>>67767465
>On the ground the larger person's advantages are nullified, and it becomes more about positioning and mechanical advantage

'no'

lets see brock lesnar sit on bruce lee and him get out of it
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>>67769549
You must be pretty new around here
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>>67769619

Why not
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>>67769692
I exaggerated anon. You know, like you tend to do when you here/read something you disagree with. In order to underline how stupid what you just heatd/read was.
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>>67769725
my feelings wont let me
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>>67769875
>I exaggerated anon.
So did I, newfriend.
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>>67769932
>that neckbeard

wow...
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>>67769978
>...

We tend to not do that here.
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>>67762721
>>muh speed
>posts video of Mike Tyson showing his demi-God speed
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>>67770038
Yeah, say COOL stuff like top kek!
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>>67762625

That's because belts don't signify anything. They signify memorizing patterns. Not fighting ability.

It's not relevant to this conversation, though, because Bruce Lee fought a lot in his youth. He had training and experience. He was also a pioneer.

That being said, I don't really give a fuck if he could beat up John Cena or my dad in a fight. The dude had charisma. He was a god tier performer and his films hold up to this day because of it.

Everything else doesn't really matter. Although it's worth pointing out that Jackie Chan and Sammo Hung pretty much learnt how to fight at opera schools specifically for the screen, whereas Bruce Lee was a fighter who learnt how to perform for the camera.
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>>67770038
what a cuck. bane? kek
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>>67770109
Bruce Lee would definitely beat the shit out of your dad
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>>67770091
Please do not try to alter the norms of our sekrit club. It is very important to us
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>>67770159

Maybe, but my dad would definitely beat the shit out of your dad.
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>>67766812
nah. prime mike would have shrugged prime royce off and pound him into, ahem, submission.
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>>67762625
>black belts

>wrestled all my life
>be giant football player
>work as bouncer for a few years
>go to throw out some scrawny manlet
>Neo stance
>MUH BLACK BELTS KRAV MAGAH MARINE MMA BOXING
>GET OFF ME MY DAD IS A LAWYER
>PLEASE STOP HURTING ME STOP HURTING ME
>AM I BEING FUCKING DET- STOP YOU'RE HURTING ME

Everytime, at least mexlettes are smart enough to carry weapons.

>b-but my mall certificate says my feet are weapons
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>>67770527
pls no bully
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The chink propaganda is strong in this thread
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im not some meme tier idiot, but hear me out.
boxing is very effective and good for real life fights and you learn good teachniques and legwork and yada yada right?
but if theres ONE thing boxers don't train for, then its kicks and punches below the leg.
I have 0 experience in martial arts so i have no idea if bruce lee can overcome the weight difference between them, but if someone kicks you in the knee, literally what do? like, what do, when you can't stand?
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>>67768162
Actually there are people with enough neck muscle you couldn't bitr through it, also they'd rip your arms off and throw you
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>>67768938
how edgy
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>>67771018
Never, I was picked on a lot for being small growing up. Then in high school I turned into the Hulk.

I got big, you can big too
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>>67771524
Any grown man could bite through the worlds biggest roid-monkey's neck. With ease.
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>>67768938
Sure thing, kiddo.
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>>67769232

kicks to the legs are all bruce could do against tyson. try to get him to the floor then he would win.

heavyweight boxers are - whatever dumb MMA fags think - the toughest fuckers around. bruce lee's hardest kick or punch to the head or body would be nothing to him or any top heavyweight. nor would any punch or kick from the undertaker or any other such UFC loser. you don't realise how hard they hit. even a jab would destroy any non-boxer of the same size.
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