>*Record scratch*
>*Freeze frame*
>Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
>>67759376
>Well it actually all starts way back here
>*shows clark as a baby lifting cows*
>>67759376
KABOOOOOOOOOOM
>>67759376
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>>67759406
It's sad that this is already a better movie
>>67759376
>finally! An interesting scene where Superman can be brought to justice and explain his dangerous and destructive actions to us, the audience.
>scene ends in an explosion
BRAVO SNYDER
>>67759439
WTF MAN, THERES A GOD DAMN SPOILER TAG FOR A REASON, I HAVENT EVEN SEEN THIS YET AND YOU JUST RUINED IT
>>67759406
>screen goes black
>pause
>someBODY ONCE TOLD ME
>>67759477
Israel Kent, the Shill Superman
>>67759477
cuck
>>67759477
fukk off
>>67759536
I liked how the entire building and everyone in it got blown up and the worst reaction he could muster is a look of moderate disappointment. Truly a man of murder.
>>67759376
>>67759406
>>67759531
This is perfect.
