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Critcs >Batman doesn't kill, THIS IS NOT BATMAN!! HE WOULD NEVER KILL ANYBODY

post comic strips of batman killing someone/thread

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>>67740740
Batman?
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>Injustice

We already know the DCEU is made for the /v/ audience
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He punched this poor bastard off a cliff.

The Snyder Batman wasn't even that much of an asshole.
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rekt
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That OP image is from a Superman dream.
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>>67740740
>>67740894
>>67741018
>>67741149
>posting shitty Batman comics that no one has heard of
Top kek, you DCucks are really desperate.
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>>67740740
>Superman's dream
Nice try senpai
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>>67740894
>cliff
>clearly fighting on a construction beam
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>>67740740
That was a dream sequence in an elseworlds comic.
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>>67741697
>tfw Snyder decides to base the JL movie on All-Star Batman & Robin
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Why is it so shocking that Batman kills people????????????
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>>67742145
Burton never gave two shits about Batman lore
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>>67741833
That would be absolutely kino.
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>>67740740
at the end of killing joke he strangles the joker to death
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>>67740740
That's from unjustice, an alternative reality in where almost every hero becomes a villain, what's your point?
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>>67742469
If you are retarded
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>>67742469
No
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>>67742528
It's not even the actual story, this is a dream of Superman where Batman kills the Joker and then Lois doesn't die and Superman is happy with his family
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Batman literally burned these people to death.
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>>67742643
the creator of it said in an interview that he left it ambiguous but with the intention of him actually doing it
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why doesn't batman kill people? sounds pretty autistic desu.
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>>67741018
>I will kill you dead
I bet the writer thought that was so cool when he wrote that.
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I thought it was Superman that killed the Jokeman in that universe?
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>>67740740
Alternate reality AND a dream sequence!
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>>67742924
For the same reason most superheros don't kill and why villains don't stay in jail/asylum.

How the fuck do you do new comics with popular characters if they are dead/jail?
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>I'm not going to kill you sensei

>but I don't have to save you

>huehuehuehue kek bye get rekt inside train. Can't wait to kill your daughter too in DKR.


Batman's excuses are shit.
He has killed people in every movie.

He killed his Sensei Liam Neeson.
If he could save him 100% but he didn't, then he killed him.
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>>67741018
>I will kill you dead
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>>67743084
>Batman Supehero
>Superhero
>a nigga with gadgets and mental illness

stop calling batman a superhero.
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>>67743084
what about about henchmen and stuff?
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>>67743103
Liam Neeson was in a Batman movie?!
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>>67742760
That issue truly was the greatest.

>lights the thieves on fire and lets them burn as he fucks Black Canary

BASED
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>>67742802

No he didn't.
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>>67742145
>gets lit on fire
>doesn't drop an roll even though the ground is covered in snow
triggered
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>>67740740
its ok doe, jesus killed himself for his sins
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>>67743609
No. Just no.
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>>67743668
WHAT A REDDITOR!
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>>67740740
dream sequence

>>67741018
>>67741149
fake out
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>>67740786

Bane?
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>>67742643

No, you are NOTHING but a niggerfucking faggot retard.
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I remember reading some batman comic when I was a little kid where he beat the living shit out of this asian kung-fu master guy who had no arms past the elbow, just stumps. There was blood everywhere. I cant remember if he killed him though; probably not. But it was a pretty merciless beating
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>>67743609

HEH.
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>>67744041
this guy?
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>>67743976

>niggerfucking faggot retard.

Check out the edge on this one!
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>>67740740

Bats and Supes do not kill. Elseworld Bats and Supes do though.

Flashpoint bats is Thomas Wayne, Bruce father. He kills.

Comrade Superman from Red Son or Injustice mad god Superman kill just to show you what happens if they ever cross that line.

Movies could be interpreted as elseworlds but they should just state that to begin with if they are going to go that way.

We could get some of the most interesting stories from the comics if they did.
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>>67744271
>>67744041

faggots and critics just can't accept that Batman is not the hero the hero they need, but the hero they deserve.

I never thought of batman as a hero.

He bests bad guys only because he has a childhood drama of them.

He doesn't beat bad guys to be a hero for other but to relieve his psychological issues.


BATMAN IS NOT A HERO YOU FAGGOT
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>>67744530
>Bats and Supes do not kill.

Who are you? The CIA?

You have no right to say who kills and who doesn't.
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>>67744740
Is that you Bill Wilson? Is it me?
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>>67743249
If Batman is willing to kill some random gang member punk with joker make up on, what excuse does he have for not killing the confirmed mass murdered that somehow magically escapes legal justice on a regular basis?
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>>67741018
>>67741149

HOLY SHIT, MUH SIDES XDDD
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>>67740740
That was a dream sequence inside a noncanon comic

Killyourself
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>>67740740
>a hallucination inside of a what-if comic
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>>67741018
>posting odyssey

Come on now, that's a low blow.
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>>67743377

Now THIS is capekino! If you're going to do a shitty, OOC 2edgy4u Batman, go all the way!

All Star Batman and Robin movie when?
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>>67742145
that was cool as fuck
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>>67744277
Enjoying your first day on 4chan?
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>>67742802
he did not even in Moore's original script never mentions Batman killing the joker, it was Grant Morrison who popularized this retarded theory
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It's ironic, Nolan's Batman claimed not to kill anyone but he kills at least one person in each film of the trilogy:

>Ras
>Harvey Dent
>Tala
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lol
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>>67742332
and that's why his movies were garbage
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>>67745778
Ras and Talia were not killed by Batman just Harvey

but I will say that I'm sure a lot of people died in that ninja temple he set on fire in Begins
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>>67744277
hahaha get the fuck out of here kid
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>>67743609
he dun did it!
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None of these are canon. Or even close to it.
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>>67742145
BASED KEATON
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>batman never kills
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>>67742145
God the Burton films were trash
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>>67746166
Does Batman have a Gomez Addams moustache?
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>>67745920
>>67745920
Batman smoked that bitch
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>>67745320
They wouldn't be able to handle it.
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This name shit is retarded. I will post once to get my name then I will not post again until this bullshit goes away.
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>>67746102

>Arguing none of these are canon

The BvS movie isn't DC continuity canon either, it's just another alternate iteration just like these non-canonical comics. Don't you realise how big of a raging faggot you just made yourself?
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>Go to comic book shop today to pick up a few issues
>As I'm about to pay, I get stuck between two people arguing /tv/-style with each other about whether the film was good or not

I am getting so sick of this.
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>>67740740
>post comic strips
>>>/co/
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beating someone bad enough to knock them unconscious and then just leaving them there is basically attempted murder. You get knocked out from hitting your head there's a good chance you might never wake up
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>>67742145
He got better.
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>>67746671
I can draw better with my foot, Kane was a gigantic hack
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>>67746470
>these non-canonical comics

Why are you calling him a faggot for stating a fact you're agreeing with, DCuck?
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Batman was basically conceived as the Punisher.
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>>67740740
>All this damage control for batedge vs supermurder: dawn of dialogue
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psVIG7YvdjM
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>>67740740
You have changed my mind. BvS was a great movie.
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>>67744943

Batman is not willing to kill the Joker... that's the whole point. The Joker ultimate objective is to make Batman cross that line and he only's done so on "The dark knight returns".
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>>67742739
Funny how later in the same comic it is acknowledged that he never killed anyone before that point, meaning this shot was non-fatal, if it even hit the guy, instead of just scaring him.
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>>67746470
You're kinda arguing against your own point if you make a point that these are non-canonical. If canon events can't be used to prove Batman doesn't kill then why can non-canon events be used to prove he does? What gives them legitimacy?

In general I'm not a canon-fag but in the case of a character like this, using elseworld stories and Golden Age panels to prove your point makes it pretty transparent you're just trying to defend Zach "the Hack" Snyder's shitty film.
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>>67746877
>non-canonical

Boy you're a friggen retard, you know that?

>>67747816
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>>67747816
Different Anon, and I didn't like how casual Batman was about killing, but he's got a point.

Look at it this way:
It's a new continuity, so by its nature, it is incapable of contradicting any other continuity, unless it acknowledges them in some way, which so far, it didn't.
Because it can't contradict anything, nothing can contradict it.
No canon, or non-canon work can define what it can and cannot be.

Batman could be some bloke whose parents run a toyshop, and who chose to dress as a Bat, because when he was young, they were really poor so he had to go in the same vampire costume for multiple years in a row, and the idea of vampires and bats grew on him.
It would be basically cutting all ties with what we think of as Batman, but you can't say that canon proves it shouldn't be so.


The real problem here, is that it's not what people come to see.
They don't come to see a re-imagining of Batman, with no commentary as to why he's truly the way he is.
They come to see a familiar character.

Which is why Marvel will always win, because they keep introducing characters that haven't been constantly in the spotlight for the the past century, and people have little to no expectations going in. They CAN break the mould, because no matter what they do, they'll still deliver what people pay for. A new superhero they haven't seen before.

This is also like the one excuse you have for making constant origin movies. If we saw where Batman was coming from, if we saw from the start, at what point he decided that killing people is okay, instead of only seeing the version of him that brands criminals, sentencing them to death in prison? That just feels like something big is missing.
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>>67748156
>friggen
>MUH MARY SUE

Away, pathetic child. Snyder fucked the Batman harder than the Joker could ever dream.
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>>67748375
>That just feels like something big is missing.
Only because you have no attention span whatsoever doesn't mean every watcher doesn't.
In the movie they show a ruined Robin' costume, he constantly talks about being old and bitter and being sick of this shit.
He's an old, bitter, disillusioned Batman, that's why he acts the way he does, and that's why the character development is him not killing Lex in the end because Superman made him believe again.
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>>67748460
>loves Mary Sues
>can't appreciate art like BvS

r u a gurl?
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>>67744740
>Wilson
Almost
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>hurr don't kill the joker or I'll be just as bad as him
I wonder how many innocent people got killed because of this retard logic.
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>>67748736
Power is all that count, innocent civilians are powerless and thus count less.
The same with trials on tv, people will still sympathize with the actual criminals because men secretly love power and strenght, they can't help it, and thus the robbers will always get more respect than the robbed.
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>>67740740
>>Batman wears a zebra striped suit, THIS IS NOT BATMAN!! HE WOULD WEAR A ZEBRA SUIT
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>>67748607
"Show don't tell" doesn't mean that you should let the scenery talk for you.
It means you should show the defining moments of a character, instead of having the character complain about them, and hint at something that may or may not have happened.

See, we have no idea what Robin was like. We have no idea what happened to him.
We have no idea if he was like a son to him that betrayed him, or if it was a professional relationship and it hurt less because they were close, and more because he was losing the fight, so on and so forth.

This kind of "oh but look how much this character can brood over things, letting you insert your own headcanon into the glaring holes of the narrative!" bullshit, is the same thing they did with Kylo Ren, which makes his character effectively worthless.
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>>67748736
his reasoning is that the burden of guilt for all the innocents dying belongs Arkham for being such a shitty prison in Killing Joke, i think.
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>>67740740
>>Superman is two entities made of energy that are red and blue, THIS IS NOT SUPERMAN!! HE WOULD BE TWO RED AND BLUE ENERGY BEINGS
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>>67748904
It's a tragedy, and that's all you need to know.
Did you also need an explanation for the Clone Wars to understand why Ben Kenobi went into hiding in Star Wars?
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>>67740740
>>Batman doesn't shoot himself in the head with a gun, THIS IS NOT BATMAN!! HE WOULD NEVER KILL HIMSELF
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>>67748996
No, but at the same time, Ben Kenobi was not one of the pivotal characters of Star Wars.
Luke and Han were.
Ben Kenobi was there to move along the plot. He was a mentor.
His backstory and motivation are about as important as Alfred's.
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>>67748736
Jason Todd pls
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>>67748904

Was there not supposed to be a Robin scene (probably as a dream). It seems like we are supposed to know who the Joker is, who Robin was which is just silliness, this is a different interpretation of Batman after all.
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>>67746963
>he's falling right into the acid tank!
lol
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>Batman isn't a horse, THIS IS NOT BATMAN!! HE WOULD NEVER LOOK LIKE A HORSE
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>>67749049
Not him, but I have no clue wtf you are complaining about. Joker killed Robin. Bruce is still pissed about it.
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>Batman doesn't give women a hot Cosby, THIS IS NOT BATMAN!! HE WOULD NEVER HOT COSBY ANYBODY
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Bill get
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>>67749153
That's your headcanon.
How do you know Joker didn't instead turned Robin away from him?
How do you know Robin didn't become the Joker?
How do you know any of these things?

Any version of these events would completely change the context of Batman looking at that suit, meaning, since we have no idea which one of them applies, it has no context. It has no meaning.

Any meaning you find, is a meaning entirely of your own design.
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>Batman doesn't behead infidels, THIS IS NOT BATMAN!! HE WOULD NEVER KILL IN THE NAME OF ALLAH
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>>67743377
>>67742760
didn't everyone hate all star batman and robin?
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>Batman doesn't do two chicks at the same time, THIS IS NOT BATMAN!! FUCKIN A. HE WOULD NEVER DO TWO CHICKS AT THE SAME TIME
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>>67749223
>That's your headcanon.

What's wrong with you?
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>>67749272
>Batman doesn't call people retarded, THIS IS NOT BATMAN!! HE WOULD NEVER CALL A CHILD A RETARD
THAT'S RETARDED
AND QUEER
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>>67749298
He's completely right, Autismo Man.
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>tfw you realize that Bill Wilson was one of the few names Hiroshimoot made it impossible to get out of his hatred for /tv/ and it's reddit-tier memes
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>>67745923
kek
Bill Watterson is GOAT
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>>67749179
>>67749150
>>67749044
>>67748946
>>67748880
my sides are in the speedforce with flash
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>>67749272
How could you hate this?
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>Batman doesn't stare at Dick Grayson's sweet sweet ass, THIS IS NOT BATMAN!! HE WOULD NEVER STARE AT DICK'S FINE REAR END
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>>67742469
wat. I'm not that much into comic books, but didn't that one end with him chuckling at one of the Joker's jokes?
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>>67749377
No, you're not. And don't accuse anyone of autism when you are getting mad Synder didn't spell out the obvious to you.

If only there was a expository quip in there, eh?
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>Batman doesn't kiss goats, THIS IS NOT BATMAN!! HE WOULD NEVER KISS A GOAT
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>>67748736
Why he didn´t kill the Joker in before BvS?
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>Batman doesn't slit open a child's throat, THIS IS NOT BATMAN!! HE WOULD NEVER STAB A BABY
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>>67749458
>No, you're not.
Nice paranoia, Autismo Man.

>And don't accuse anyone of autism when you are getting mad Synder didn't spell out the obvious to you.
Not the same guy, we've established that, but Snyder did less than not spelling out his plot. He flat out omitted key scenes and details on editing. This is a fact, DCuck.

>If only there was a expository quip in there, eh?
If only there was ANY EXPOSITION AT FUCKING ALL.
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>>67749479
I know, right?!
I've been telling him for years!
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>>67749470
Alright
The Joker has officially gone too far.
You have'ta snap his neck, Bruce.
You have'ta.
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>Batman's waifu doesn't miscarry, THIS IS NOT BATMAN!! HE WOULD NEVER LET HIS WAIFU HAVE A MISCARRIAGE
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>Batman doesn't wear fake vampire teeth, THIS IS NOT BATMAN!! HE WOULD NEVER WEAR FAKE TEETH
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Just watched the movie

>thought we were getting TDKR adaptation
>We got Death of Superman instead

Complete with "he was in Super coma" explanation for the sequel as well probably..

How did this happen? How did DC let this happen? What a fucking disaster.
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>Batman doesn't stop shitposting, THIS IS NOT BATMAN!! HE WOULD NEVER STOP SHITPOSTING
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>Arkham Games Batman
>a deeply troubled and traumatised person that just wants to be left alone, even by his sidekicks and comrades because all of those years fighting crime have only yelded him suffering
>his only reason to go on is the belief that people can be better, and even though criminals are the scummiest of scum, he won't go down to their level, afraid of becoming the very same thing that killed his parents

>Batfleck
>"he's a treat cuz he's 2powerful4me and kil'd the total of 1 person"
>yelling the name of his mother suddenly turns him into a friend
>kills people becauso lol ideals
>totally not a hyprocrit btw guise
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>>67749517
he was only giving him an emergency tracheotomy!
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>>67746042
>glues empty bullet holder to his cowl
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>>67749742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CznhMGD0hwc
>Batman doesn't fail against the Riddler so hard that Robin has to explain the riddle to him, THIS IS NOT BATMAN! HE WOULD NEVER FAIL AGAINST RIDDLER THAT HARD
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>>67749410
I never read it. I was just told it was shit
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>>67749557
The fucking lengths you go through to make up criticism for this movie is truly astounding. You are actually making up shit up because no one outright stated in dialogue what was clearly conveyed visually.

Not sure if retarded, or a woman.
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>>67749893
>batmans face
>i don't fucking get this shit, robin
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>>67750047
>pornstar names exist yet no bill wilson
life is unfair
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> wait a minute. Penguins can't fly. PENGUINS CAN'T FLY
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>>67745601
grant morrison is great 99% of the time but he has some really stupid ideas
>batman killed joker
>kents need to be dead
>superman is only good because of his kryptonian heritage
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>>67746102
>caring about canon

the best stories were told out of canon
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>>67748996
This seriously

That is literally what "show not tell is"
But i think you're stupid enough to need a long monologue or flashback scene explicitly detailing why batman kills or joker killing robin
The film is irredeemable shit but not for the reasons you posted
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>>67742332
>batman lore

shut the fuck up faggot
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>>67748607
>People shouldn't come into BvS expecting the Batman they know about and go into this movie without preconceptions.
>They should know enough about Batman and his lore to pick up all the clues in the backround to figure out why he is the way he is.
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any professional 'critic' that penalises BvS because Batman kills in it should be fucking gassed
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>>67750887
>if a movie doesn't have the elements of lore I want it's dumb
>if it has other elements I must ignore them because no reason

wtf is wrong with you

You don't like Batman killing? Tough shit, this one kills. You want Robin to be his buttbuddy? Though shit, he ded nigga.

Why are you getting mad stuff that's in the movies?

Is it just "not much Buttman?"
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>>67745573
>>67745943
>>67743976

Please leave and take your /b/-tier garbage posting with you.
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>>67751392
>it's a redditor's first day on 4chan post
Welcome, my nigger faggot friend. Stop being so bossy and enjoy your stay.
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>>67747033
>Mr. Sunday Movies

Ma nigga
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>>67746293
haaaaaahahahahahaha
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>>67751446
>trying THIS hard
Back to /b/, now! Shoo, shoo!
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>>67742332
Any yet, he still had a better, more comic accurate Joker than new Bamham movies
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>>67741617
Batman Odyssey is a fucking cult classic
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>>67751501
Oh boy, you're not gonna like it here.

Female or shitskin? Perhaps both (so fucking sorry)? Top kek, here's your trigger warning.
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>>67751360
>Though shit, he ded nigga.
Never established, that's your head canon.
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>>67751574
>he thinks this doing a good job fitting in
Shoo fly, don't bother me.
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>>67741018
>KILL YOU DEAD

wow
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>>67751622
>http://heroichollywood.com/zack-snyder-reveals-robin-died/
Ok fine. If you do need it literally spelled out, based Zack panders to even ridiculously dumb plebeians such as yourself.

Hey, you're dumb as fuck.
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>>67751665
I don't know what you think you are going to accomplish with this board history revisionism. I mean, you stand out so much even you surely can't ignore the hypocrisy.
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Could of used me
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>>67741833
>75% of the movie will be Batman laughing like the goddamn Joker after kidnapping Dick off the streets and driving him to the batcave
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>>67750250
>Batman shoots a gun to kill darkseid and then gets sent to the past(?) after being hit by darkseid's omega beam
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>>67751696
>Zack had to come out and talk about things he didn't put into his movie, because people thought the absence of exposition meant something other than what other people thought the same absence of exposition meant
>This somehow doesn't mean that he failed at establishing the story within the confines of the movie, which is literally his job to do
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>>67751945
>>Zack had to come out and talk about things he didn't put into his movie,
Terrible assumption, but you do seem to have a personal vendetta against this movie.
>he failed at establishing the story
Goalposts. But then you do seem quite easily confused.

Rekt.
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>>67752104
I am anally devastated.
Utterly.
Truly well played, good form.
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>>67748156
That meme is spot on, women have no cannon
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>>67740740
>>>/co/

And stay the fuck out.
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>>67751574
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1byycwl8qgc
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>>67749442
yes
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>>67744811
Who the fuck said that!? Who's the slimy little guy shit twinkle-toe cocksucker down here who just signed his own flight plan?! Nobody, huh? The Fairy fucking Dr.Pavel said it! Out-fucking-standing! I will make you fly you all until you fuckingdie!I'll fly you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.
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>>67740740
Who said that?
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>>67746200
>>Snyder

Stop shilling for your cousin Estella
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>>67743103
>ave to save you
>>huehuehuehue kek bye get rekt inside train. Can't wait to kill your daughter too in DKR.

Killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why
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>>67749875
you goddamned idiot. that's a shoulder thing that goes up. trust me, I'm a /k/ommando
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>200posts into an OBVIOUS /co/ thread
Do your fucking jobs you janny cucks
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