Jesus christ.
Christian cucks on crucification watch.
>>67734294
BIG
>>67734294
UNDERWOOD
>>67734263
Oh come on, you know they'll just blame it on Disney paying off the critics.
They're as bad as the DCucks.
>>67734263
You're acting like Christians don't get off on being persecuted.
Just watch the "War on Christmas" that comes out every year.
>>67736300
This.
The film getting trashed by lefty critics plays right into the narrative.
>>67734263
pro choice atheists on suicide watch
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/juno/
>liberal critics
>ever giving a faith affirming film a good review
What did you expect from the same people who pan movies that trigger them
>devil making people believe this is a bad movie
For God's sake, first dinosaur bones and now this!
>>67736427
Yeah you /pol/ tards always say this type of shit, but then you conveniently forget about all the examples which prove you wrong, like that Annie remake being panned.
>>67736427
it's not so much about affirming faith as it is about bashing non-christians, really.
>>67734263
They made a second one?
>>67734263
Did anybody actaully think it would be good?
I'm sure they're reacting the same as BvS fanboys.
>Oh it's just biased elitist critics who have been bought off by Big Science
Are there any good Christian movies?
>>67734263
Not enough quips and meme offs.
Christfags BTFO.
Allahu Akbar
>>67736745
The Gospel According to Matthew
>it took a gay marxist atheist to make the best Christian movie
The movie is trash, it's offensive especially if you are actually a Christian since it will depict you as some fundamentalist nuts, it's laughable if you ever experience anything close to philosphy or law, no one here will ever defend it seriously unless he has brain problems. The first one also had an involuntarily comical ending
>>67736745
the passion of the Christ
>>67736745
Winter Light is pretty good, desu.
>>67736911
Fuck off, Mel.
>>67734263
I don't know how anyone could possibly not expected this. The first one was shit, and as a general rule sequels are usually worse than the originals (barring a few exceptions).
>>67737045
fuck you filthy kike.
>>67736888
The first one was such obvious and gratutious propoganda how any real christian could want/see another one. My family are all bible thumpers and they thought gods not real and heaven is for real were awful.
>>67736745
>Christian movies
>In a medium controlled by jews, gays, cultural marxists, liberals, fedoracore atheists
Wew lad, the positive representation of muslims in movies only exists because jews, and gays literally hate Christians more than the guys who would literally throw them off a cliff, or set them on fire.
Browse Italian cinema, you may find something there.
There hasn't been a good pro Christian movie since The Exorcist.
>>67736745
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vatican's_list_of_films
>>67734263
Who would've figured critics are such fedora tippers /s
>>67736427
It's not about the movie being faith-positive. There are tons of movies with faith-positive messages. It's about the movie being shit.
You're being an utter hypocrite by refusing to consider the possibility that the flick is bad simply because it supports your opinions.
>Bill's Not Dead
>>67736687
>Big Science
As absurd as this is I'm sure you're right - some idiots will actually think this.
>>67736745
Dogma
>>67737118
> referencing wikipedia for christian movies
> founded by an atheist
Wew lad
>>67736745
Calvary is a recent movie about faith, forgiveness, sin and it's pretty fucking good especially because doesn't try to convert you nor presenting a right or wrong. Watch it, it's like a black comedy/drama.
>all this delusion
There are plenty of good Christian movies that get reviewed well. But they're not going to come from some evangelical losers whose only point seems to be that atheists and liberals are evil anti-Christians.
>>67736745
A Man for All Seasons
Even won best Picture Oscar
>>67734263
>higher than bvs
Protestants: G_D is NOT Dead 2
Catholics: Calvary
MARTIN LUTHER BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>67736875
except that one is pure shit
young maria is a qt 3.14159265359 tho
>>67737324
Libcuck reviewers only give good reviews to "Christian" movies if they shit all over the religion, which is what Calvary did. These faggots review movies based on their own personal and political beliefs.
>>67737237
>The film's irreverent treatment of Catholicism and the Roman Catholic Church triggered considerable controversy, even before its opening. The Catholic League denounced it as "blasphemy".
I'm a Christian and I wouldn't watch this if it meant eternal damnation.
>people don't like your shit
>blame liberals
And it's made sadder by this thread's IP count.
>>67736745
Les Miserables
>>67737541
You seriously think that Calvary shit on religion? Maybe I'm missing something, but I've been Orthodox my whole life, and I thought that it showed everything that was good about Christianity.
>>67736427
Or it's more that the movie just fucking blows.
>>67737219
There's a lot of money in Big Science, anon. Those people get millions in government grants for making up stuff about "global warming."
>>67736745
The Last Temptation
>>67734263
>Protestants
>Christians
'no'
>>67736745
>Hitler
>Christian
Kill yourself like he did. He was an occultist demon possessed monster who was probably part of the Thule Society.
>>67734263
Most Christians don't like this kind of shit. It's mostly the drooling Bible belt retards who use Christianity as a cultural badge of honor to excuse them from being insane pieces of shit instead of actually loving Jesus
>>67736427
>what is tree of life
>what is passion of the Christ
>what is passion of Joan of Arc
>>67736745
bvs
god's not dead!
>>67734263
name of that ass on the cover?
>>67743880
>Is Jesus dead?
>No! And God's Not Dead Too™!
oh wow, most critics are self-absorbed atheists!
>>67734294
damn even the pope has a foot fetish
>>67744028
The Catholic Church is patrician.
>>67744169
To bad the current Pope is damaging the Church's reputation among Catholics.
>>67744264
How?
>>67734263
>Expecting Liberals and Jews to rate a Christian film high
Yeah, ok.
>>67744396
I don't even know where to begin, but pretty much Catholics worldwide panic when he's about to say something incredibly stupid, basically this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93QPAl7f9v0
>>67736745
Miracles from heaven :3
>>67743451
"Heaven is for real"
kek
>>67744659
Two real qts in the vid
>Tfw no conservative Christian qt gf.
Why live?
>>67743541
Good goy!
>>67744659
>Pope preaches things Jesus would preach
>Catholics get upset
but why
>>67745137
Because he's preaching heresy?
>>67744659
I asked how because I've looked up many of his ''controversial'' statements, listened to what he originally said in italian (my native language) and turns out the translation is completely wrong.
>>67745216
Is it truly heresy if it fits with what Jesus would say?
Why do most Christians (of all types) dislike Jesus so much?
>>67745137
Because catholics are cucks of the church
>>67745325
Because they haven't experienced the power of the Holy Ghost yet...hol up....ashamala garashamonda parakama loposhama notomakapo gamanoshala morashemana rerepola shemalamana ralamosha repodasho kalomasha donaregasha...wew
>>67745325
Because that isn't how Catholicism works? You don't get your own retarded interpretation of scripture.
>mfw my atheist friend unironically thinks Jesus didn't exist
>>67745700
Send him this:
https://www.probe.org/ancient-evidence-for-jesus-from-non-christian-sources-2/?print=pdf
Also, daily reminder that the Shroud of Turin is in fact Jesus' burial cloth.
>b-but they dated it back to the 13th century!
The sample was part of a later repair, the dating contradicts other evidence, the sample was contaminated by bacteria, smoke or reactive carbon and the calculations were done incorrectly. You can verify all of my statements.
Studies on the radiocarbon sample from the shroud of Turin:
http://www.shroud.it/ROGERS-3.PDF
Raymond N. Rogers' observations and conclusions:
http://shroudnm.com/docs/2013-01-10-Yannick-Cl%C3%A9ment-Reflections-on-Ray-Rogers-Shroud-Work.pdf
Shroud-like coloration of linen by nanosecond laser pulses in the vacuum ultraviolet (it explains that they replicated the shroud's qualities using laser pulsations, which so far is the only way anyone has been able the replicate the shroud's qualities):
http://www.sindone.info/DILAZZA3.PDF
Also, secular Peer-Reviewed Scientific Journal Articles on the Shroud of Turin:
http://shroud.typepad.com/topics/2005/10/secular_peerrev.html
Nuclear imaging:
http://shroud.com/pdfs/whanger.pdf
http://www.shroud.com/pdfs/accett2.pdf
3D holographic information:
http://www.khouse.org/articles/2009/847/
http://www.ohioshroudconference.com/papers/p24.pdf
why do catholics always have the cutest girls?
>>67734263
as a Christian I always just assume these films are always garbo, which is always the case.
>>67745848
Not that guy, but been looking for a couple of those links for ages. Thanks Velma Vega
>>67734263
another christian movie cruxified by the Pharisees
>>67745858
Are you American? I've never met the kind of Christian that loves these types of movies and I'm wondering what they're like.
>>67736745
Andrei Rublev
The Gospel According to Matthew
The Passion of the Christ
The Last Temptation of Christ
Ben-Hur (1959)
The Ten Commandments (1956)
The Tree of Life
Calvary
Movies aimed specifically at American Protestants are always terrible. The sad part is there's a huge market for them because AMerican protestants are fucking idiots who will gobble down any piece of shit that reaffirms their belief system
it's truly amazing how many shitty movies are produced every year that you never hear of unless you go to a MegaChurch gift shop
https://www.christiancinema.com/digital/
>>67746266
>The Gospel According to Matthew
I messed up, the title is The Gospel According to St. Matthew
Evangelicals can't make good films because they have no concept of faith or spirituality.
lol
o
l
>>67746370
>>67746412
THIS, Protestants have the worst taste. All good Christian films have been made by Catholics, Jews and fucking atheists.
>>67745700
>my atheist friend unironically thinks Jesus didn't exist
So?
>>67734263
>Christian cucks on crucification watch
B-but Christians don't crucify people.
That's like the one thing about crucifixion in Christianity. It got done to them, not the other way around.
>>67745265
Could you provide an example and then translate the quote correctly?
>>67746395
checked
Why do christfags like to argue about who's denomination is right when they all tend to go against the bible anyway?
And why do it on 4chan of all places?
>>67746729
Thanks.
Pro-tip: The current pope is Benedict XVI, Francis is the anti-pope.
Benedict resigned under duress from Kasper and hence retains authority.
>>67746649
Well for example, he never said that the Koran and the Bible are the same or that Christianity and Islam are the same, he said:
''Corano e Bibbia, due facce della stessa medaglia, di uno stesso Dio''
Which translates correctly to:
''Koran and Bible, two sides of the same coin, of one same God''
>>67746761
Because internet autism and religion have always gone hand in hand. Always.
>>67734263
>Batman v Superman is a better christian film than God's Not Dead 2
>>67746761
>>67747009
>Muslims profess to hold the faith of Abraham
>The people descended from Abraham” who “would be the trustee of the promise made to the patriarchs, the chosen people, called to prepare for that day when God would gather all his children into the unity of the Church
>the patriarchs, prophets, and certain other Old Testament figures” who “have been and always will be honored as saints in all the Church’s liturgical traditions
>Through the prophets, God forms his people in the hope of salvation, in the expectation of a new and everlasting Covenant intended for all… a salvation which will include all the nations. Above all, the poor and humble of the Lord… as Sarah, Rebecca, Miriam, Deborah, Hannah, Judith, and Esther… The purest figure among them is Mary.
Oops, check your accidental heresy Francis, what your saying is directly against Catholic doctrine.
>>67736745
Book of Eli
>>67747578
>Muslims profess to hold the faith of Abraham
Muhammad = ''Mahhammatd'' = Mahomet = Baphomet (Abu Fihamat)
Muslims believe that Muhammad was visited by an angel of light from whom he received God's final revelation. Muhammad claimed that this angel of light was Gabriel, the same Gabriel as the one from the Old Testament of the Bible.
However he was actually visited by a false angel of light, it was a demon, a fallen angel of deception. Satan and his workers are great mimickers and Muhammad, deceived, established a demonic cult of Allah (false-God) called Islam (meaning voluntary submission to this false-God, i.e. Satan) which he spread by the sword convinced that it was the last revelation of God Almighty.
Islam is none other than Satan's magnum opus, which now has 1.6 billion adherents (23% of the world population) and which will probably be followed by half of the world population by 2050.
>For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ. And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light. Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works.
2 Corinthians 11:13-15
The first gods not dead was so pretentious. A second one would just be double that. No wonder it sucked
>>67747578
>>67747744
Muhammad was Satan's pawn, merely a man, he was easily deceived.
Jesus is the Christ prophesied in scripture, born of God, undeceivable.
>Blessed be God, even the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Father of mercies, and the God of all comfort; Who comforteth us in all our tribulation, that we may be able to comfort them which are in any trouble, by the comfort wherewith we ourselves are comforted of God. For as the sufferings of Christ abound in us, so our consolation also aboundeth by Christ.
2 Corinthians 1:3-5
>>67746761
>And why do it on 4chan of all places?
Because reddit is atheist.
>>67734263
Wow, that's even worse than BvS
>>67743781
Underrated kek
TELL ME ABOUT BILL
WHY DOESN'T HE GET ROLLED
>>67749209
No one cared about his name, until it got filtered.
>>67734263
>audience rating that low
>even the christfag audience thought it was garbage
kek
>>67734263
Is Melissa Joan hart Christian?
>>67736427
Calvalry did well though.
Protestant flicks never do well with critics for obvious reasons.
>mfw God's Not Dead 3 is coming out next year
>>67745851
>ywn get to wash a qt's feet for you job
>>67744264
>damaging
That's fucking bullshit. The current pope is loved outside this contrarian shithole. Especially compared to Benedict. Why do you assholes try to distort facts so much or claim to speak for Catholics when majority of you are atheist or americuck Protestants?
>>67750696
Dude, even Catholics are making fun of it at this point, one of my favorites:
http://www.eyeofthetiber.com/2015/09/22/francis-hit-with-tranquilizer-dart-by-swiss-guard-seconds-after-putting-down-scripted-statement-to-speak-off-cuff/
>>67734263
I tip my fedora at thee good sir, and have an upvote while I'm at it!
____________
'Don't be scared when I'm shouting, be scared when I'm quiet'
>>67745675
But that is the definition of theology family
Like any law, God's law too can be interpreted in several ways--for good or ill
>>67736418
>this piece of shit has a 94%
Where is the taste?
>>67750912
This is nothing compared to the flak Benedict or PJP2 got even in Catholoc circles.
>>67736745
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)
Star Wars Saga (anti-Christian, but the Jews were still butthurt enough to care so)
The Alien Saga (far better than the above and pro-Christian)
The Lion, the witch and the Wardrobe
Joan of Arc
Excalibre
Lord of the Flies
La Dolce Vita
Dracula
In the Name of the Rose (?)
loosely;
Tristan and Isolde
Much Ado About Nothing
>>67752157
hurr
>>67752242
>hurr
What did you fail to understand?
>>67752157
I would add Empire of the Sun, as well.
>>67752622
durr
>>67752795
derp?
>>67747578
>>67747744
>>67747810
i don't see how this refutes the fact that muslims believe in literally the same God as Christians
christianity is judaism with jesus shit tacked on, islam is christianity with muhammad shit tacked on. in the end they all believe in all that old testament bullshit
Protestants are not Christian and should not be treated as such.
>>67752833
>>67737198
>>67746395
Almost Emma Watson
>>67752898
>i don't see how this refutes the fact that muslims believe in literally the same God as Christians
Muslims worship a false-God, i.e. Satan.
>>67752898
Muslims don't believe in the Jesus, as divine, neither do Jews. Jesus is the God of Christians, along with the Holy Spirit. So no it is not the same God, not even close. Also, Islam is not Christianity with "muhammed shit tacked on". How stupid do you have to be to believe this. Same goes for Christianity and Judaism. Educate yourself.
>>67753011
But Anon.
Literally the entire point of Lucifer is that God has no business acting like a God, even if he has the power, and that god figures who'd rule the freedom of man in general should go eat a dick.
He wouldn't sell-out and become a god.
>>67753084
le edgy pro-satanism atheist face
>>67753084
Lucifer was an arch-angel that tried to over throw God. He obviously intended to take his place. Not that I don't have sympathy with gnostic ideas, but the Devil is not that God, he is the embodiment of evil. A one dimensional concept that is easy to grasp.
>>67752979
nerp.
>>67753066
Nigger it's all the same shit. It's literally just different interpretations and revisions of the "original" God of Abraham. So what if Christfags believe in goofy trinity shit? They still think that shit's ultimately one God.
>>67745851
damn wtf
>>67753066
>How stupid do you have to be to believe this
People should ask you the same thing.
>>67734263
>Crucification watch
Oh fuck guize, this prod movie was poorly recieved. Better go......crucificate.....myself
>>67734263
Considering the first movie is:
>God don't exist cuz I'm an asshole (who secretly believes!)
>God is dum oh no I have cancer because I like evolution
>lol i'm a soulless attorney, not at all a real person like these christians
>i must convertu to christianitu
>i'm gonna listen to shitty gospel on my Zune™
>yuo r not muh dawter no more geeeet out!
>haha you believe in god and aren't a fourth-level grand-master sommelier?
>let's all go to the christian rock concert
>your cancer is cured!
>u r rite i do beleeb but i hate god cuz mom ded :(
>oh noes hit by car and have deathbed conversion from priest whose car was stalled by the scene of my death all day because GAWD
The sequel was not coming from a strong starting place, really.
Jesus was the ultimate cuck and worshipping a man is gay
>>67745675
St. Thomas Aquinas would disagree
>>67754053
le atheist face
>>67753899
>crucificate
>>67754073
Thomas Aquinas is literally the only good Catholic. He's so fucking based. Literally a Millennium ahead of his time. As in he's currently 200 years ahead of us.
>>67754152
>Aquinas
>based
>>67754241
>man who is right about everything when there was literally not a single source of correct Christian philosophy from him to draw on between the writing of the new testament and his life
>all teaching, theology, and philosophy holds up to this very day
>not based
>>67754333
>right about everything
>all holds up
Couldn't be a bigger cuck if you tried famalam
>>67754073
No he wouldn't, he would mockingly laugh at the concept of a layperson having any understanding of the bible.
>>67750293
I hate the Orthodox Cinema choice, Andrei Rublev was pretentious AF. The Island is a much better Ortho movie
>>67754333
>> literally not a single source of correct Christian philosophy for him to draw on.
Nigga have you not fucking heard of Anselm?
