POTTERY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br3ZQDo6nBw
>>67729294
He failed at good impressing the girls
dressed up as a playboy and even danced
they ended up making fun of him and disrespecting him thereafter
>what is continuity
>>67729294
Based Snyder.
This was fucking great
Bravo Snyder!
UNIRONIC BRAVO
>>67729445
>wakes up with random bitches in his bed he doesn't even acknowledge
>i've known a few women like you
>implying his relationship with women is not tied to the very first scene
>>67729294
>The city is being destroyed by a reaper
>Only leave after Wayne says to
Why is everyone retarded in Snyderland?
>>67730232
>random bitches
Director's Cut will show that he's bangin Jenna Malone's character i.e. Barbara Gordon
>>67729294
PURE FUCKING KINO
>>67730359
and he still fucks whoever
literally, the woman in his bed is a faceless object of desire
Superman did 9/11
>4:09
dawn of capekino
>>67729294
That's not pottery, that's just continuity.
Pottery is like Lex flipping the painting so the devils are int eh sky and the angels are on the ground and Superman flies up to Lex on the top of his tower to confront him after pushing Lois off the building.
Or Superman getting thrown down the stairwell by Batman (angel/bottom) and Batman falling down from the top to confront him (devil/top)
>>67731772
both scenes rhyme
therefore it's pottery
>>67729294
I love how this scene made you feel like you were there running with Bruce.
When I heard the satelite falling into the city, when you heard the boom before seeing it happen I knew they were going ''OH GOD ITS NOT OVER!!!''
truly kino
>>67729294
Jesus fucking christ looks pure shit t b h familia
Where does the Snyder is good at action sequences meme come from ?
This looks like a wetdream of a manchildren
>>67731893
IT
JUST
RHYMES
*tips fedora while stepping out of the shadows*
The pitiful peons at Marvel have underestimated the power of DC one time too many. The "Marvel Cinematic Universe". Huh. A shoddily shot, messily put together series of soulless and artless wastes of celluloid designed to appeal to the base intellects of moronic manchildren still dreaming of becoming powerful as they waste their lives away masturbating to images of Black Widow.
Only a fool and a weakling of mind could gain satisfaction from watching poorly animated CGI trade weightless and impactless punches while trading quips a severely mentally retarded Thai ladyboy would find beneath him/her.
DC understand cinéma. They understand kino. DC know how to build shade and light in a performance, how to engage the minds of true enlightened souls. DC have redefined not just superhero films, but the entire film industry itself.
Mentally challenged Marvel fanboys can only begin to grasp the tectonic shift in filmmaking that has been unleashed. Critics and reviewers fail to recognize a movie far ahead of its time once again, crying on their blogs about lack of snark and quipping - failing to recognize a literal masterpiece as it unfolds before them.
The public have responded. The entire filmmaking industry has been shaken to its core. DC have changed the game utterly - a new landscape is carved, a beauty is born, a God walks among men.
*teleports away*
Everyone has let memes rot their brain. This is just continuity as this anon has said.>>67731772
>>67732214
Thanks for the new pasta
>>67732307
its fucking awesome that's what it is.
>>67732214
I love this DCuck parody.
>>67732374
Why did Wayne's employees not evacuate sooner. The city is getting space raped, but they stay. Why?
Some 2deep4u snydershite inbound.
Oh, and yeah, it's just continuity.
lol this is fucking stupid
>>67729294
I cant even talk this is fucking genius!!! Has any sequel every done anything like this before with so much integrity, this is beautiful going to watch it for the 3rd time
>>67732580
they did it as soon as they could, you just can't find a legit complain so you nitpick meaningless shit
>>67732737
hello ellen, I'm sorry you couldn't understand it. IT must be tough. you know, being a woman and all.
>>67733384
They stood and watched. They were morons.
This is just another point in a vast list.
>>67729294
>dumbass niggas remain in the office when space shenanigans right outside is reducing entire city blocks to rubble.
Either that or its some of the most impressive soundproofing on those office windows known to man.
