Your new name is now the main character in a capeshit movie. Anons below you decide your super power.
^
sucking cocks
>>67727891
anti-capeshit posters are worse than capeshit
Go
>>67728228
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
>>67728228
Does the shockwave clap like in X men Last stand
^roll
>>67728273
MOOT
>>67727891
Sounds suspiciously like Jonathon Ohm, The Spot, from Marvel comics. Powers include dimension traveling or black hole manipulation.
>>67728127
You can blend into things like a chameleon
>>67728171
Manipulate anything with a chemical property
>>67728228
Controlling sound waves
>>67728273
Oh shit man of steel
>>67728273
DAY VS NIGHT
>>67728273
Mild mannered reporter who is secretly a cyborg
Your superpower is a giant rainbow beam that comes out of your ass, anyone it touches will turn gay. This is not reversible.
>>67728171
Kill yourself
>>67728171
Pretending you're in the middle whilst being on one side is actually the worst part
Even more than when the nolan plebs did it
Can go invisible, but only when no one is looking at them.
HEREWEGO
>>67727891
lets do dis
>>67728273
ahahahahah
DC ripoff of Daredevil
I'm a big guy
Hit me with your best shot senpai
>>67728354
>>67728350
>>67728342
>>67728328
>>67728321
>>67728308
>>67728296
>>67728228
>>67728502
>>67728490
>>67728438
>>67728435
>>67728407
All these names are built for BBC
>>67728618
so is yours niggaaaa
>>67728792
AND SO IS YOURS
>>67727891
Clark Kent get
>people claim baneposting is dead
>all this sub devolves into when names are added
SAY MY NAME
Did someone ask for me?
>>67727891
Lez do eet!
>>67728273
FUCKING NICE!
>>67727891
i'm a small guy for you
>>67728305
You have the mutant power to always be on the right side of the riiiiiiivvveeeeerrrr!!!
Rolling in the deep.
>>67729064
hahaha another!
alberto barbosa get
Wade Wilson get so my powers can be being an obnoxious faggot
I'm a big guy
>>67728435
You're an eternally youthful(and hot) wizard, with absolute command of demons through your ancient family heirloom.
rollz
>>67729499
You have the ability to peak at age 17 and remember your youth as a jock while you bald in the present day.
>>67729499
You're a mutant descended of Sherlock Holmes, who has enhanced senses who uses to help the police solve crimes.
>>67728526
Able to store and release kinetic energy as omnidirectional blasts or brief bursts of speed.
>>67729533
You have the power to control mud
YOURE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME
>>67728305
HEY O'CONNELL
>>67729623
You have the awful ability to write shitty sci-fi novels with a distinctive style that no one likes.
You don't get to bring friends
>>67729651
alternate universe flash
requesting the power of invisibility
>>67728305
BASED
>>67729110
Hauntingly good-looking, vast family fortune, an array of spies, informants, and cover identities in every nation of the globe.Fights crime as the Gimp - leather-clad wielder of the Seven Secrets of Desade.
>>67727891
^
Mind Control, Power to bring women to orgasm with a look.
I feel like being nice today.
>>67729800
That's not how it works, the anon below your post gives you powers, you don't choose who gets powers.
ITT retards.
Just post powers and it'll work out
Power of perfect hindsight
>>67729169
Spunky, can-do right-hand man to >>67729110
>>67727891
I'm a big guy
vibrating through walls
Your power is the ability to climb any wall.
>>67729870
For you.
I hope names are permanent
>>67729121
Cosmopolitan, debonnaire, archaeologist, who secretly battles the forces of darkness as Moctezuma, guardian of the jadeite tome. Renowned for always having your revenge.
>>67729240
Bitten by a radioactive walrus, your patrol the arctic righting ecological wrongs asThe Diabeetus.
>>67729575
Well played, sir. Well played.
After being sprayed by BBC cum you've become the the Cuck King
>>67729848
Certified Public Accountant and Human Thunderbolt.
>>67730006
Quiet, unassuming town librarian who battles crime asThe Blowhard.
Captain Africa
Your superpower is that you molest children and never get caught.
>>67730783
>Ginger Roach
You're literally Seth Rogen.
>>67727891
aight
>>67727891
Whatever it is, it's gonna be awful
