WTF?
What the hell was that shit about?
>bad writing and bad editing
>worst performances, all characters look like autistic detached mannequins
>their motivations are vague, their actions are weird, unnatural and dumb at the same time
>THE ANTAGONIST HSA NO REAL MOTIVATION
>What the hell happened to Monica Belluci? Why was she there?
>stupid ass clown references to old bondiana cliches
>KEKOO!
Worst bondian movie ever. It makes "Die Another Day" with Brosnan look like a genuine masterpiece.
The only thing that was good - the first cut scene in Mexico.
And some other scenes in the beginning. Like that with Bautista in Spectre mansion,
But in the end it all gone to shit.
What's next? A new Bond?
The hell was wrong with him?
>>67704421
> tfw Christoph Waltz passed on a role in the Hateful Eight for this lukewarm pile of shit movie.
Who the hell is this guy?
>>67704671
sup tarantino dickrider
>>67704671
>implying the Hateful Eight was actually good and not a pile of stinky tarantino's fetish shit
>>67704291
I didn't like how Bond dressed up as a skeleton in a very busy crowd
Probably worse than Moore dressing up as a clown, at least he had an excuse that the enemy knew who he was and he needed a disguise
>>67704733
I don't recall any long feet scenes in the Hateful Eight.
There was the BBC thing but a lot of Hollywood movies are doing that nowadays.
>>67704291
a big problem for me was that they tried to make it topical by having it be about global security but it just ended up seeming out of touch and stupid because the idea of all the world's security agencies sharing absolutely everything with no oversight is beyond ridiculous. And the prime minister of britain (or was it home secretary, can't remember) just cartoonishly going PSSSH DEMOCRACY with absolutely no explanation as to why he thinks democracy is bad or what he would rather see in its place. And lets not forget the villain with no actual motivation and seemingly limitless resources to spend on pointless crap for no reason.
But the worst thing about this movie was that the first 10 minutes are AMAZING and then it never even attempts to come anywhere near that level again.
New Bond girl. Do you like her depressing face?
I wanted to slap her all the time.
>>67704421
>THE DIRECTOR OF YOUR DISCOMFORT
>>67704836
>I wanted to slap her all the time.
Thats mean!
>>67704791
It was overall cringy, idiotic and vulgar, revealing tarantino's perverted true love for black cocks.
When I watch Cuckoldino movies I actually see what shit floats in his head his fantasies, fetish and phobies. He is a total wanker.
>>67704836
you best back off mate!
>>67704849
I don't like depressing ready_to_cry faces.
>>67704974
Her face is so weird.
She isn't ugly but she isn't cute.
And something is wrong with her expression
the opening scene was the best part of the whole movie
>>67704834
>DEMOCRACY
Why every villian is so obssessed with this shit?
I mean this is some american thing not British, right?
>FREEEDUUM!
>IM GOING TO TAKE YOUR FREEEDUM TO MAKE THINGS ACTUALLY BETTER...
>NO! MY DEMOCRACY! MY WOMEN'S RIGHTS! MY NIGGERS!11
>tfw the nest bond is black
>>67704291
>>bad writing and bad editing
>>worst performances, all characters look like autistic detached mannequins
>>their motivations are vague, their actions are weird, unnatural and dumb at the same time
>>THE ANTAGONIST HSA NO REAL MOTIVATION
so a James Bond movie that isn't Skyfall, Royale, or GoldenEye?
>>67704291
>makes die another day look like a masterpiece
>>67704836
whoa, whoa. let's slow down here for a minute and think about this a little bit.best check yoself before you wreck yoself my man
>>67704421
Mitt Romney?
>>67704291
all characters look like autistic detached mannequins
Is it your first Craig Bong?
I'VE BEEN HEEEERE BEFOOORE
>>67704421
he looked like an actual retard in the trailer. Is he the same in all of the movie? I might watch it for comedy.
>>67705280
might be cool if he was from the empire like Jamaican or Guyanese or something rather than just black
>>67705366
All Bonds with Brosnon.
>>67705366
actually 006's motivations in goldeneye were pretty bad too
>agent of the british government sent on a mission to foreign territory
>so mad that another agent put the mission before his life that he wants to DESTROY ALL OF ENGLAND never mind the fact that this will potentially kill millions of innocents
and the russians are happy to go along with it because reasons, also that enforcer girl the general has was such a ridiculous caricature
>>67705468
Never ever noticed that in previous movies.
>>67704836
She kinda looks like this ukrainian prosecutor i used to bone
>>67705821
You mean russian?
>>67704686
Watch Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace.
>>67705713
i thought 006 was bad from the very beginning? his plan was to fake his death so he could defect without 007 knowing. 007 set the charges short which caused him to be burned and thats why he hates james. the golden eye stuff was always on the agenda though. or myabe im just retarded and dont remember the movie right.
>>67704836
i was so disgusted by her in bitwc that i cant find her attractive in anything no matter how feminine she looks
