ENOUGH
Is he cool irl?
>>67704097
no he's a fucking awkward sperg
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_59dVv5aQlw
skip to 40:25
see how he feels intimidated in the presence of alpha men and how they notice that and laugh at him
>>67704166
What the fuck is so funny?
>>67704237
his insecurity
>>67704166
Nah he's alright. I fucking hate James Franco's face though.
>>67704166
I understand his pain. Jeeze, such a shitty feeling knowing people are laughing at you.
>>67704166
>>67704097
Jesse Eisenberg remains the most likely mainstream actor to actually browse 4chan
I can't help but sympathize with his awkward inability to read a social situation. Saw him on Conan tonight and he just didn't know when to shut up about a mannequin's fake genitals.
He only became famous because his sister was the Pepsi girl. Not talent, not hard work, not all his pseudo intellectual first year undergrad writing, not rich succesful industry parents (max landis) -- The only way Jesse Eisenberg clawed his way to fame was by leveraging the shit out of his little sister's meme career.
>>67704166
>>67704329
I like him 1000 times more than Franco, to be honest.
>>67704166
Actually it was pretty alpha of him to ask why Duvall and Gosling were laughing.
>>67704430
She reminds me of my daughter minus that jew nose.
Why is /tv/ hating him, when he's basically one of us? Isn't that a bit hypocritical?
>>67704430
This. No pepsi girl no jesse eisenberg
>>67704166
is goose on marijuana?
>>67704166
>clearly says 2 years ago
>everybody hears 2 takes ago
what??
>>67704445
It would be hilarious if he beat the shit out of Franco.
Lex Luthor>New Goblin
>>67704166
What assholes.
>>67704554
eisenkike is an asshole himself when he feels he has an easy upperhand
>>67704568
Post examples.
>>67704583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya-CrS3eKMM
>>67704554
It's basically this old fart's fault, he goes like "WHAAAAT?" and then the other guys notice his reaction and laugh.
Do you think his sister is resentful that they used all their endorsement $$ to pay for Jesse's career? She was close to being a Jared-tier spokesperson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAs81k8o398
>>67704609
She was literally asking for it.
>>67704609
That seemed more like him being flirty until she took the Carrot Top joke the wrong way.
>>67704662
nah, just him being le witty, fast talking kike face
>>67704476
Because at the end of the day, he's not a good actor and that's what we care about. Not his levels of autism.
>>67704681
I thought he was fantastic in The Social Network to be honest.
>>67704609
Holy shit top kek
>>67704681
He is though, he may just have a limited range.
>>67704708
he has one range
>>67704609
Do you also take Between Two Ferns seriously?
MMMMMMMMM BOYS
Eisenberg is literally in this thread right now defending himself.
dingdingdingdingdingding
>>67704609
Shit example senpai
>>67704724
As many other actors have, that didn't stop them from being successful.
>>67704728
between two ferns is scripted. what's the comparison?
>>67704724
so has Tom Cruise and /tv/ loves him
>>67704770
>that interview was 100% serious
>>67704772
Cruise is handsome and not an awkward autist who speaks his lines like he can't breathe
![1371095463310[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ltZPtTw.png "1371095463310[1].png")
>>67704609
he's such a likable little cunt
>>67704724
Just like Robert Downey Jr, and people think he is the best superhero.
>>67704772
i'd say he has at least two
>>67704792
Didn't the female interviewer release a statement afterward that said she felt humiliated and cried right after it was over. Jesse literally raped her.
>>67704804
*likeable
>>67704804
literally can't handle the bantz
>>67704827
jews do love rape
>>67704804
hahaha the madman
>>67704804
HAHAHAHAHA
>>67704827
She's a female wearing glasses, I'll let you figure out the rest
>49 posts
>15 unique ips
Fuck off Jesse
>>67704804
New favorite image.
I think we can all agree that he's based.
>>67704071
YOU ARE, ALL OF YOU, BENEATH ME
>>67704804
lmao saved
>>67704917
Definitely.
>>67704958
hey jesse
>>67704977
its not Jesse. Can you read?
>>67704958
Mr. Zuckerberg I really enjoyed you as the riddler in BvS
>>67705016
Doing the Lex fanboys didn't expect was intentional, the writers cucked the fanboys on purpose.
Does anyone else think that this faggot is so self-aware that he feels humiliated by the critical panning of BvS and is probably incapable of enjoying its financial success? I don't see him signing up for anymore comic book movies, just sticking to Noah Baumbach mumblecore movies that are filmed three blocks from where he lives whilst living off his sister's soft drink residuals.
>>67705202
He probably had lots of fun and is looking forward to working with them again.
kys senpai
>>67705202
>jew
>caring about anything other than money
>>67705202
It's funny how /tv/ is making out Eisenberg being critical of himself a bad thing. Like, no actor should've ever take a step back and reevaluate his performance, right? Even funnier at the video posted earlier where pretty much everyone is like "Nah, I'm too old to care if I play right" and that old fart talking about Kubrick.
>>67705490
Don't forget James Franco's retarded ass.
>>67705202
Why should he care what glorified bloggers write about him?
>>67704430
YES
It has absoloutley nothing to do with the fact he is JEWISH. NOTHING.
>>67705690
Jesse pls
>>67704476
Wouldn't you say, IT'S PARADOXICAL?
>>67704917
I agree, he's hypnotic as Lex.
>>67705743
That is a 5 syllabe word for any thought too big for little minds.
>>67705834
it's 3 dipshit.
>>67705903
Pa-ra-doxical?
>>67705903
>dipshit
That's a 2 syllable word for any thought too big for little minds.
>>67705943
He's probably a chav and says 'doxcul
>>67704430
>all his pseudo intellectual first year undergrad writing
link?
>>67704166
Why would Eisenberg need the respect f some geezers and potheads?
>>67706045
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/authors/jesse-eisenberg
>>67704609
That was alpha af
I bet the interviewer tried to talk with him again afterwards, to 'vent grievances' aka fuck
>>67704806
Robert Downey Jr's range is 4' to 5' depending on shoes
>>67705490
He actually has to try to get hired because he doesn't have confidence or talent. Ironic that he's a Joo ayy
>>67704166
He's cooky and he knows it, doesn't give a fuck that they're laughing. Also the laughs don't strike me as bad natured, seems to me like a friendly atmosphere.
>>67706082
>A Post Gender Normative Man Tries to Pick Up a Woman at a Bar (12/28/2011)
>Marxist-Socialists Jokes (2/24/2010)
I seriously don't know what to expect.
>>67704166
James is a fucking faggot holy shit. Tries so hard him to notice that he's laughing at him.
>>67706225
This one made me laugh desu
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/alexander-graham-bells-first-five-phone-calls
>>67704166
Christ what a bunch of smug fucking assholes, if any of those fuckers lived in the real world they'd be called out on being the scumbags they are
Ryan Gosling needs a knife put in him
>>67706419
settle down jesse
>>67706444
checked
>>67704804
kek
>>67706082
>A Post Gender Normative Man Tries to Pick Up a Woman at a Bar
This is so fucking cringe, I honestly don't know what kind of manic bender he was on for him to think that this is funny or insightful.
why is he an asshole and seem just rude. movies is about teamwork and he doesn't look like he enjoys teamwork or being directed.
>>67704430
>>67704681
Apart from being a kike, he is not a bad actor per se, because he is obviously ok at delivering the beta types, only that he was horribly miscast for Lex Luthor, a role nobody ever imagined as a beta kikeboi. So what I'm saying that those responsible for casting or getting this role for him should deserve the hate. Being a jew and knowing the ways of Hollywood he might have some role in that part though.
I don't know but he speaks like if he was always on crack.
>>67704662
Explain this Carrot Top metaphor to someone who is not a native English speaker, pls.
>>67704166
This isn't that bad at all. Your all acting like he's the poor kid being picked on at a school lunch table. I mean yeah he's coming across like a bumbling retard, but that's not what they're laughing at.
What Goose laughs at is Duvall's reaction to the 50 takes thing Fincher does.
Then they laugh at the bullshit Jesse tried pulling on Adventureland, when he says the director got mad at him for picking and choosing scenes he tried to get the editor to put in.
>>67706898
Carrot Top is a comedian who uses a lot of props, and the girl interviewer had a random deck of cards on her, like a "prop", hence the reference
>>67706898
>freeman
>that thumb trick
>writings on her hand
>pulling cards from nowhere
Carrot Top uses props and dumb humor. He was going for likening her to that for all the dumb shit she was doing.
>>67706996
your inability to read social situations is astounding. its pretty clear theyre bagging on eisenberg for being so fucking awkward and stuttery. They're whispering jokes to each other and jesse can tell that, thats why he asked what they're laughing at. He's so insecure and that just adds to it.
>>67708110
Tbh Gosling looks like he'd laugh at anything really. Maybe it's drugs, or maybe they've just been doing it for hours and they're tired, so their defenses are down and they laugh at whatever. I wanna believe that because I don't want Goose to be a scumbag.
>>67708229
goose is a total bro and making fun of people is something i can totally see him doing. its fine too, jesse is a talentlesss cuck whos only in the business because hes a kike.
>>67708272
The projection is strong
>>67708355
>muh perfect celebrity
gtfo
>>67704166
>>67704343
>I think it counts...
>>67704445
>Offbyone.jpg
>>67704477
>>67704700
>>67704899
>>67704977
>>67705244
>>67706211
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>>67706444
>Nice trips
>>67706633
>double dubs
>>67708355
>>67708388
You have all been checked,
Welcome to the dub club-senpai.
>DING DING DING DING DING DING
What did he mean by this?
>>67704457
>Wife's daughter
>>67704609
Why is he so autISTIC? WHY?! HE THINKS HE'S FUNNY OR SOMETHING?
