>writes Armageddon
>directs the pilot of Lost
>gets jennifer garner relevant
>directs the fuck out of Mission Impossible III and Phillip Seymour Hoffman
>makes a worthy homage to early Speilberg
>brings Star Trek back to popularity and gives it a big budget feel it deserves
>directs an entertaining popcorn sequel that did and would have otherwised passes as good Star Wars
>hesitates but decides to tell the story of a young woman who we dont know finding the force and luke skywalker along with it to start her journey
>wants nothing except to please the fans and make a star wars film that feels like star wars while introducing a new trilogy to build on
is there ANYTHING he cant do?
>forgetting the only worthwhile thing he actually gave us
>>67703719
>implying i kept on watching that
>implying tv shows hold weight anways
>>67703802
>>67703424
>writes Armegeddon
Not something to be proud of, lad
Be an artist
>>67703949
not the entire thing. one of four writers, brought in to make it better
>>67703970
I heard your moms pussy was inspiration for maz's eye sockets.
>Not mentioning the LOST pilot.
You managed to forget the GOAT tv pilot?
>>67703424
Fuck him. Jew Jew Abrams isn't getting any of my sheckels.
>>67704412
are you blind?
>>67703424
TFA was great.
not be a generic director
>>67705136
>tips top
please, bigelow, hooper, innaritu, cameron etc are generic directors
>>67703970
So that's why it was shit
>>67703424
None of those are good things
>>67703970
I had no sense of a Malick influence at all.
>>67703424
well, he cant do things right.
He is just a wanabe spielberg that will never be spielberg.
>>67703424
Yeah, thanks a lot.
http://youtu.be/wbo13yxjYn4
>>67705395
no shit
>believing the internet
JJ had enough to worry about than deconstruct an autist entire works
>>67703424
All his movies are completely soulless
Star Wars 7 is the worst one of all
Diversity cuck
The documentary made me happy, the crew gave 110% for the movie.
>>67703970
>Lessons in stillness
This is an excellent satire piece considering TFA was the most ADD thing I've seen in a long time
>>67705919
>diversity cuck
>>67707364
two women edited it, one named mary the other maryann
the same editors who have worked on all his movies