Wait, so why the fuck can Vision pick up Thor's hammer? I thought the whole point of the first Thor movie was that you had to prove your worth as a hero to be able to wield it. Vision was just born 5 seconds ago.He hasn't done fucking anything. Why the fuck should we be invested in the lore of a shared universe if it gets thrown out the window the second they want to make a fucking quip. Are we just supposed to go "ooh cool" and not think about it? This is insulting.
You don't have to prove your worth, you just have to be worthy period.
>>67695355
He's an infinity stone.
His mystical bullshitness outranks the hammers.
>>67695396
is thanos gonna kill my husbando? ;_;
it was a hologram. that's why he's called vision.
>>67695355
He's not a sentient being, he's just a machine. They even mention how if Thor put it down in an elevator, the car would still raise and lower.
>>67695667
Why didn't Ultron try to steal his hammer?
>>67695692
It has a string attached to it.
>>67695421
He's fucked.
>>67695355
Who do you think should replace thor in the trinity?
>>67695667
Why is there a car in an elevator?
>>67695667
>Vision isn't sentient
Christ, here we go.
>>67695355
He's a robot, a machine. Remember that stupid CAN AN ELEVATOR BE WORTHY chat? Pretty much that, yeah.
>>67695667
He absolutely is a sentient being
>>67696103
He's not a robot. His body is made of tissue and he has a brain.
>>67696160
Neither of those things make something not a robot.
>>67696039
Doctor Strange
>>67696215
Okay Asimov, why is he a Robot then?
>>67696078
The Ninja Turtles pushed it in to get it up to Baxter Stockman's workshop.
>>67695355
Because he is a souless automaton, he doesn't have self worth and can't be unworthy.
>>67696160
>He's not a robot.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vision_(Marvel_Comics)
>Vision is an android
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Android_(robot)
>An android is a robot
>>67695355
>Thor drops his hammer
>it usually takes a crane to get it out
Even vintage /b/ understands this and you can't
>>67695355
1. He has an Infinity Stone
2. He was made with Asgardian lightning
3. He's a machine
>>67696215
A robot is a mechanical or virtual artificial agent, usually an electro-mechanical machine that is guided by a computer program or electronic circuitry.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robot
>>67695921
He's literally the mind stone. I'd say that makes him insta-worthy.
as for the retards with the whole elevator thing, the hammer itself is basically weightless. it judges anyone who tries to pick it up. that's why when it was in the helicarrier in Avengers it didn't create a fucking hole on the floor of it. or in AoU, when they were all trying to pick it off the table, did the hammer fuck up the table it was on? no.
jesus you absolute twats. go watch mindless mess like BvS, leave the thinking to the thinking folks.
>>67696329
>guided by a computer program
JARVIS is a computer program. JARVIS was uploaded into the body to become Vision. Therefore, Vision is a robot.
>>67696485
>leave the thinking to the thinking folks.
And who would that be? Certainly not capeshit fans.
>>67696307
>>67696485
so what happens if someone unworthy tries to pick up the table
serious question not even trying to fuck with you
>>67696502
Sounds like he's software that can walk around. That makes him more like these guys.
>>67696485
>it judges anyone who tries to pick it up.
this
there's nothing technical about machines and men going on here,
the hammer likes vision.
>>67696767
if you believe, the answer will come to you.
>>67695355
just stfu and enjoy the quips and explosions
>>67695692
because he's worthy.
dickhead.
>>67695723
lol
>>67695667
But Thor didn't put the Mjolnir on the Vision. If his artificial nature played a role, he'd have no more been able to lift it than SHIELD's crane in the first Thor movie.
Personally, I think it was a cheap move. The first non-Thor to lift Mjolnir should have been Cap.
>>67695355
He is worthy.
He is more intellectually evolved than another being on the planet while having the innocence of a new born. Later on he explains to Intern how he believes humanity to be doomed as well but sees their struggle to survive as something to admire and feels privileged to stand alongside them.
He is a cosmic being with no red on his ledger yet he is vastly intelligent and likes fighting for lost causes, how in the fuck is that not worthy?
Of all the things Whedon got wrong, the Vision is not one of them.
>>67696767
nothing, the hammer is literally immovable for the rest of time until someone worthy is able to lift it.
>>67697058
>Intern
Ha
*Ultron
It auto-corrected.
>>67696767
>>67697095
ah fuck I should really lrn2reading
if someone unworthy tries to pick up the table with the hammer on it.. that's an interesting question. I guess they could pick it up?
>>67697058
>intelligence as an attribute as worthyness
thor is dumb as bricks tho
>>67695355
He's so strong that it overrides any mythical bullshit
A being can lift Mjolnir if and only if he is worthy (according to some Odinian or Asgardian standards) of lifting Mjolnir.
Vision lifted Mjolnir.
Therefore, Vision must be worthy.
You don't have to 'prove' your worth to lift the hammer the same way Link needs to collect three pendants of virtue to prove his worth to lift the master sword. You're worthy or you aren't. If you aren't, you can become a better person to be worthy (like Thor did in the first movie).
>>67696768
But if he's walking software, isn't that still an android? But regardless, that wouldn't mean he couldn't be part of the gang anyway.
Maybe it just depends on how you define the terms, and there's no real answer.
>>67697171
Yeah, he need to be taught a lesson to prove his worthiness.
The Vision did not.
>>67697190
Yes. Worthiness is poorly defined. In reality, worthiness is a plot device allowing Thor's weapon to be uniquely his with very few exceptions. The hammer chooses worthy lifters based on the god of the universe (who are the writers).
There's no in-universe definition or consistent explanation. You're either worthy or you're not, and very few people are worthy.
Cap wiggled thors hammer.
Did he purposely not pick it up to save thor and the team ego?
>>67695355
It's probably because of the infinity stone thing.
Also at that time he had just been created, so he was still "pure".
>>67695421
Is your husbando Thor?Iirc in the comic he turns him into ice and then smashes him with his own hammer.
>>67697264
I believe so, it sounds like Cap.
After he returns from the dead in Infinity War he will probably lift it in a way that shows he knew he could.
>>67697298
Glass.
It was glass.
>>67697298
Vision. Is he gonna pull a Prometheus and rip the gem out of his head?
>>67695355
I think you can either interpret is Vision just being automatically good and worthy, which is pretty dumb, or you can look at it as BECAUSE he's only born five seconds ago, he has no corruption in him and is completely pure.
That's only if you really want to fish for justification, though. I also thought it was pretty dumb.
I loved how it wiggled though when Captain tried to lift it.
>>67697298
>>67697341
Yes, it was.
>>67697348
I am expecting Infinity War Part 1 to end with Thanos ripping the final gem out of Vision's head, killing him, before placing it in the now-completed gauntlet and smiling and then a shot of all the Avengers wide-eyed and then go to credits.
Or something similar, anyway.
>>67696848
>>67697181
but thor was worthy until odin decided has wasnt
they just made this shit up. vision himself is a totally contrived character in the movie. He is basically a stone x jarvis x metal suit. total bullshit
I thought it was because Thor used his lightning to finish making Vision. Either because Thor thought Vision was worth giving life to, Vision is worthy by proxy or Vision is essentially a piece of Thor, who himself is worthy to lift his hammer.
>>67697414
>>67697298
That's cool, but it isn't going to happen in the Disney Cinematic Quippeverse. My guess, if they hit that story beat at all, Thor will just get frozen until it's convenient to unfreeze him. Just like neither Tony or Cap will die, they'll just get put into an lolcoma like Happy in Iron Man 3.
>>67697153
Theory: You couldn't pick up the table. The hammer is in place. But you might be able to slide the table out from under it. You'd destroy the table of course, but it works.
I bet the hammer would just float in midair. Maybe the hammer would know you are trying to move it without being worthy, so whatever it has to do to prevent you from moving it, it does.
>So you slide the table from under the hammer= hammer slides too.
>You destroy the table=Hammer falls to the floor.
>You vaporize the floor= Hammer floats in midair.
>You try to move the floating hammer= You get Norse cancer and die.
>>67697473
He'll get turned to stone until Loki's tears un-stone him, teaching Thanos the power of friendship.
>>67696314
kill yourself reddit
>>67697526
That's beautiful man.
>>67695723
good point.
![get[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pamzIc3.jpg "get[1].jpg")
>>67695379
Why didn't the thread end here?
>>67697431
This is probably one of the dumbest things I have read on 4chan. Cap bites the dust, too.
>>67697451
HOLY SHIT
>>67697507
i would've liked it if they spent more screentime on trying to find and experiment with clever ways to indirectly move the hammer and if that had become some kind of running joke.
instead its just easy-mode quips. yawn.
Vision is pure. The one plot in AoU that actually worked was the whole Tony accidentally making a genocidal monster and that genocidal monster accidentally making a robot jesus.
>>67697648
This. Like Tony's first attempts to make the Iron Man suit. A whole 3 minute montage of them fucking with Mjolnir. And then at the very end, Thor is bellowing with laughter, and the hammer just flies from off-screen and busts him in the face. The Avengers choose to no longer fuck with THE HAMMER.
>>67697414
is that iron mans decapitated head on the right
>>67696307
>I don't know the difference between a comic and a movie
>>67697695
>they pick up the table and try to use it to launch the hammer at something
>they let go and the hammer just stays stuck to the table and the whole thing hits the floor
>"we moved it tho!"
>>67697526
>Brother my brother
>Tell me what are we fighting for
>We've got to end this Civil War
>We should love one another
>Oh, can't we just pretend
>Civil War never began
>We can try-y-y
>Brother my brother
>>67697696
or... just the helmet? moron
>>67697451
>"not while nova's around!"
>"not round. square. square as in cubes. like a child's toy blocks."
Holy FUCK that is some horrific writing
>>67697787
or... his decapitated head?
>>67697696
Yeah, Iron Man gets his head ripped off and Spider Man gets beaten to death with a rock.
>>67697823
Comics were originally meant for children. Today, children still read them - children of all ages yes, but still children. But as children's stories, I think they are fine.
>>67697826
Yeah, it is his decapitated head.
>>67696039
Captain Britain.
>>67697778
>Ant-Man going from small to big to straight up clock Black Widow on the face
Why isn't he Hank Pym!?, god the woman beating memes would be amazing.
>>67696307
Different poster but as far as science-fiction goes there are distinctions between otherwise near-synonymous classifications like robot, android, cyborg, etc.
Cyborg stands for cybernetic organism, and is a hybrid or biological and technological components. This can be a tech-enhanced person, like Robocop, or a bio-enhanced machine, like the Terminator.
Androids are artificial intelligences that usually resemble human beings, and are generally able to think for themselves. C3PO is an android. Vision is another example.
Robots (again, as far as science-fiction goes) are slaves to their programming. They are not sentient and while they may have the illusion of free will they most certainly do not.
>>67696329
Guess what? Humans, at the most fundamental levels, are electro-mechanical machines guided by programming and electronic circuitry.
>>67695667
>build a robot arm to hold Thor's hammer
>swing the robot arm around
Problem solved.
>>67697451
That wasn't the real Thor anyway
>>67697875
can bucky lift it?
>>67697864
This post got me to thinking, if Ant Man got bigger than normal, they should call him Gi-Ant Man.
>>67697856
So... writing for teenagers is a valid excuse for complete dogshit dialogue?
>>67697877
No, but it doesn't matter because he had all the power of Thor (guaranteed to anyone worthy of lifting the hammer).
>>67697896
Is Bucky worthy? If yes, yes. If no, no.
>>67697585
Because /tv/secretly loves discussing and watching capeshit.
Vision is newly born. He has the innocence of a child and is therefore pure of heart or some shit
>>67697938
He does and they do. Kind of. Just without the dash.
>>67697948
As long as the teenagers aren't complaining, sure.
Person A writes a story for Person B. Person B loves it.
Person C comes along and says it's shit because he didn't like it.
If it achieves its goals, it's a success.
>>67697992
Oh...Comics are fucking stupid.
>>67697948
Yes. This is a comic book. It is meant for children. Know your audience. Its readers haven't written PHD theses on James Joyce's works. Take it with a grain of salt. Perhaps you'd like to take apart the dogshit dialogue at pic related, also meant for children.
>>67698027
A lot of comics are from simpler times.
BAT-man
SPIDER-man
WONDER woman
SUPER man
He could turn big as well as shrink so one of his aliases was giant man.
>>67697938
>>67697992
He does have a helmet that's similar to his Giant-Man helmet. I don't think if they do decide he goes Giant, he will probably get to a max of 20 feet.
>>67698056
> I don't think if they do decide he goes Giant, he will probably get to a max of 20 feet.
Thank goodness. Anything taller than that would be just silly.
>>67697966
So? he wasn't THE Thor senpai.
>>67698055
Oh no, I totally get it. It's just stupid is all.
>>67698027
don't make fun of hank man, just don't
>>67698142
That naked dragonfly lady is weirdly attractive for some reason. That's a fetish I never knew I had.
Also, props to Pym for the gumdrop iMac. I had one of them.
>>67698140
I don't disagree but which ones aren't?
>>67698101
Well, its not confirmed. Just wishful thinking but I do think it would make the most sense.
>>67697778
Captain America: Alright, I'll take out Iron Man.
Bucky Barnes: Got it. I got Black Panther.
Falcon: Alright, War Machine is mine.
Scarlet Witch: I have Vision under control.
Ant-Man: Guess that leaves Black Widow to me.
Hawkeye: I'll guard the car.
>>67698026
>>67698030
I know you fanboys will go to any length possible to defend it, but bad writing is bad writing. Try not to take simple observations personally
>>67698142
Is that winged hussy Kate from Lost? Is she supposed to be an actual bug person? That's kind of rad.
>>67698231
kek
>>67697171
He was dumb, and his arrogance almost cost him both Mjolnir and his royal birthright, the entirety of the movie is Thor learning humility, sort of like Hercules.
So when Thor puts his hammer on Loki in the first Thor movie,if he had just adjusted his shirt, he could have freed himself? Loki is wielding the shirt not the hammer.
>>67698246
Post something you've written or go into why it is bad writing. I'd really like to see some brilliant published work of yours.
>>67697417
Actually the best way to end Infinity war 1 is after Thanos does the "kill half the people in the universe snap"
>>67698231
He really should've just been on AoS as Mockingbird's stay at home hubby.
>>67698246
Oh, I've never read Marvel comics, I was just pointing out how your argument was flawed. I can't really explain it in any simpler or different way than how I already did with Persons A, B, and C so we'll have to agree to disagree.
>>67698294
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose penis was shaped like a bucket
Each night in his dreams, he started to dream
Of a round cunt so wide he could fuck it
>>67695421
Thanos is going to kill alot of people.
>>67698345
/argument
>>67698345
That's great bud. A+. Keep workin' on that screenplay. ;)
>>67698345
He dreams in his dreams? What is he Batman?
Why is Infinity Gauntlet arc good again? What themes does it tackle? Just a guy who is stronger than anything?
I mean, are there any themes about being a God to the people of Earth and what responsibilities absolute power has?
Or is it just, "let's all run at Thanos and lose then we win later because he felt like it?"
>>67698384
top fucking kek, family.
>>67698384
I'm still confused by this.
>>67698320
simple writing =/= bad writing, the dialogue in that panel as an example of the latter
>>67698294
>you aren't allowed to say something is bad if you aren't a master of a given craft
>>67698384
fucking lost it.
He's pure of heart or something gay like that
>>67698396
>Themes
This is Marvel not DC
>>67698476
Yeah DC is for serious mature adults. Don't mind that the characters are made for children and are wearing rainbow colored pajamas.
>>67698396
>67698396
At it's core, the infinity gauntlet is a love story. and it's about how we all want the one thing we can't have
>>67698460
That's why Stan Lee's cameo in AoU should have been a stinger where he plays a janitor vacuuming up the Avengers Tower, and he nonchalantly lifts Thor's hammer to vacuum underneath it. Audience would have flipped twelve shits.
>>67698512
A good Justice League movie?
>>67698503
>wearing rainbow colored pajamas.
Name one. No one in the DCEU is Max Landis.
>>67695355
>This is insulting.
No, Batman v Superman is.
>>67698556
why'd you have to rub it in, man?
>>67698476
>x-men, racism
>fantastic four, family
>avengers, teamwork/cooperation
>punisher, wrath
>spiderman, responsibility :^)
>>67698584
So Superman , green lantern,Flash and the rest don't wear bright colored uniforms?
>>67695355
its dumb comic book shit and you must be a pathetic manchild if you watch/care
>>67698556
>>67698585
What is this, the burn ward?
>>67698286
>Thor had all his character development in his first movie
He's done nothing for the past three movies and it really bothers me
>>67698556
sick burn, bruh
>>67695355
>Wait, so why the fuck can Vision pick up Thor's hammer?
There are several reasons:
1: Vision, by merit of being born 5 seconds ago, was born pure of heart and innocent, and therefore worthy. He also shows a desire to protect the innocent.
2: Vision was brought to life by lightning FROM Mjolnir.
3: Vision is the Mind Gem.
>>67695355
It's because Vision isn't a person. The table can hold up the hammer. A chair can hold it up. The earth's surface will hold it. Vision's just a machine, so it has no problem.
>>67698678
You said "rainbow colored."
>>67698683
he gave up the throne in his second movie i think.
which makes me wonder wtf is he doing? just shacking up with his jewess and fucking all day long?
>>67698733
>The table can hold up the hammer. A chair can hold it up.
Then why did it break the coat rack when he tried to hang it up? Checkmate.
>>67697153
Only if the person lifting the table was trying to lift the hammer.
Intent matters. That's why it could rest on the helicarrier floor.
>>67698733
so scarlet witch is an objectophiliac?
>>67698733
by that logic iron man should be able to as well
>>67698783
Girls like dildos.
>>67698753
Yeah, I wasn't going to type out every damn color of the rainbow. I just included them all
>>67698771
so if you acchieved a zen like mind state and lifted the hammer without intending to, you could?
is that why vision could lift the hammer? cos he is blank?
>>67698683
That's the problem when you write a character around a single character flaw and have his movie be about overcoming that flaw. It's why sequels to many stories don't work.
>>67698787
Admittedly, Tony Stark isn't a person, just a drug habit with skin.
>>67698811
So do I.
>>67698884
I thought it was just the cups.
>herp they're just super advanced aliens, magic is science
>include a hammer "enchantement" that can't possibly have anything to do with scientific laws
oh i know, the quantum field around the hammer reads the electromagnetic waves of thoughts and let's good thoughts through. and it judges what is "good" by...fuck i'm losing it, help me out
>>67697414
Oh god don't link that comic. Thanos is literally a fedora in it and is getting cucked by death and tries to out edgy her (yes death is personified and it's thanos' waifu).
They're rewriting the infinity saga there's a comic book series about it atm.
>>67698101
>>67698056
he goes giant and gets hit by a stray bullet or blast from starks team and dies
happens in the comics iirc
>>67698703
I think you're all putting WAY too much thought into it. It was just a clever way to quickly communicate to the audience that this new character was a good guy without having to bog an already crowded screenplay with unnecessary exposition.
>>67698953
>science is so advanced it's like magic to us
>HAY GUYS EXPLAIN THE SCIENCE TO ME
It's like you're just randomly slamming your mitts on the keyboard.
>>67698953
Unless it's completely random (and thus unusable for anything), magic is science.
>>67698756
i believe there is a scene in aou where he says that janes gone alot doing her doctoral stuff
basically hes just some chad who sits at home and eats all her fucking food while watching netflix and hitting the thousand year old mead
>>67695355
I'm more than a little unhappy with the concept of an alien AI that makes objectively perfect moral judgments about other characters.
>>67698768
clearly that rack had malicious intent
bet it was a hidden cameo from bruce banners property mimicking father
>>67699151
Not as malicious as Black Widow's rack. That one is responsible for the deaths of so many kittens.
>>67699150
Afraid of your crime coefficient?
>>67696127
AIs are sentient now? no, its just an algorithm that mimics human thinking.
>>67698977
civil war was the worst.
>>67699275
More disturbed by capeshit that tries to be modern and at the same time makes morality objective and measurable by a machine.
>>67699185
kek
>>67699318
If it perfectly mimics our thinking it would in fact be sentient.
...or are you not sentient?
>>67696979
Joe Sweden's entire motivation for doing Avengers was to put Vision, his comic husbando, on screen. He doesn't really like Cap because he's old fashioned, but at least he has the decency to give him some moments to shine.
It's why Vision is pretty much perfect at everything and the one who raises the hammer.
>>67695355
>Vision was just born 5 seconds ago. He hasn't done fucking anything.
That's the point-- he's fresh, innocent, and naive and above all wants peace and justice. How is that not worthy?
>>67699058
>an inanimate object can determine abstract concepts like worthiness with science
i wonder why people even bother writing fantasy books anymore. it should all be SF and wizards should have lab coats on while they throw fireballs
>>67699457
Because Asgardians are a race of proud, powerful alien gods that are based on viking-type culture of conquer, pillage, and fight? Captain America fits your definition of worthy, too.
>>67699560
Yeah, and Cap was the only guy who could make the hammer budge when the Avengers were all trying to lift it off the table, so...
>>67695355
You don't have to prove shit, the hammer knows if you're worthy or not. That's why cap almost lifted it.
Stop making up dumb shit, faggot.
>>67699480
The hammer doesn't decide someone's worth. Its enchantment does.
But go ahead, debate why enchantments don't work that way, nerd.
>>67696160
His body is not made of tissue, its made of Vibranium. He was supposed to be Ultron until the Avengers uploaded Jarvis instead.
>>67696485
The real question is how didnt it rip Quiksilvers arm out of his socket?
>>67698142
That's from the ultimates pham.
>>67698231
*Hawkeye: I'll go prep the bull
>>67698231
>implying Hawkeye is more useless then Falcon
>>67699992
Not in that image, he isn't.
>>67695355
>Every fucking girl in the theater screamed like Edward Cullen just walked on screen for the first time
Why do I see shit opening weekends still?
>>67700086
God forbid people actually enjoy watching movies instead of cynically chanting "this is reddit, this is memes"
maybe go to the theater with some friends next time
>>67700134
Gasping would be an acceptable response
Screaming at the top of your lungs? Not really necessary.
>>67698987
this
its later showcased in his conversation with ultron about his feelings about humans.
>>67700134
>this is reddit, this is memes
hah!
>>67700246
Yeah youre supposed to turn off your brain bro its a funny out of character comedy icebreaker moment
>>67700134
>friends
how many of us have them
>>67697367
The look on Thor's face when that happened was the best.
>>67697367
>>67700601
That was best gag in the entire movie.
>>67699185
I don't get it.
>>67696127
>>67695355
if he's a sentient being why didn't he recieve the power of Thor?
check mate
>>67700725
He did though. Thor's powers are channeled through his hammer, aren't they?
>>67700758
whoever can hold the hammer literally turns into thor
>we can't have superman, we don't own him
>ok, let's just make up a guy with a blue and red tight suit who flies around with a cape, has super strength and laser vision
seriously what the fuck
>>67700810
That sounds dumb. Good thing they're not really going with that in the MCU.
>>67696253
Because he's a mechanical man.
>>67695355
>there are people so dumb that even capeshit is 2deep for them
>>67700868
it might sound stupid but it's the reason why we got female thor
>>67700900
"We" don't have female Thor. I will never, ever read such silliness.
>>67700900
you think she used the hammers handle for other things then its intented purpose?
>>67700929
they dont know where to take comics, give it time anon, in ten years this will be a huge joke they can make references to and spoof
>>67700864
In what universe is that blue?
>>67701146
>in ten years
Maybe in ten years I'll have finally gotten into capeshit comics. All I've got now is Watchmen and the first volume of Punisher MAX.
>>67700864
Or maybe bring up Marvel's actual Superman?
>>67699480
See:
>>67699112
Something being science/technology doesn't mean it's not magic. Thor's entire existence is based on the existence of things in the Marvel Universe that we don't seem to have in ours.
>>67699449
>He doesn't really like Cap because he's old fashioned
If he doesn't like Cap, then why did he consistently write him as the most likeable/sympathetic character and the right side in every argument?
I've never seen any evidence that he dislikes Cap at all.
>>67701218
the sentinel is such trash
hyperion is five times better and closer to an a carbon copy anyway
>>67700680
Because you're new.
>>67701277
>sentinel
>>67701341
shit sorry im tired
but you get what i meant
>>67701396
Yes. The Sentinels are here to protect and serve.
>>67696103
is the elevator physically lifting the hammer off the ground? no its moving the plane underneath the hammer. thats like saying the avengers couldnt move the table it was sitting on in AoU.
>>67695355
>Are we just supposed to go "ooh cool" and not think about it?
That's Marvel, pal.
>>67701218
>>67701277
You're both wrong
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethan_Edwards
Literally Marvel's superman
right down to being raised on a farm by adoptive parents
>>67701716
>E.E.
Comic books have the most uncreative names ever
>>67697778
whos spidey gonna get tangled up with?
>>67701893
How is that uncreative, dipshit? Do you get all spergy whenever you notice a pattern?
>>67701985
There's way too many superheroes with either alliteration or slightly misspelled descriptions of what their power is
does /co/ have like, a recommended comics picture like other boards do?
>>67702133
This is also slowly becoming relevant to my interests.
>>67696078
Bravo sjWheedon!
>>67695355
a lot of people think the hammer can only be held by the most righteous person ever, a true paragon of justice, real king arthur shit
truth is the only criteria for lifting the hammer is if Odin would think you're a cool guy, basically. So in a nutshell you have to do shit that would impress Odin, like being a brave warrior
>>67696790
>>it judges anyone who tries to pick it up.
>this
>there's nothing technical about machines and men going on here,
>the hammer likes vision.
This+1
Like the Avengers, we are skeptical that this newborn magic android man is as pure hearted as he seems. The Vision picking up the hammer tells them and us that, according to Mjolnir's judgey space magic, he's a legit heroic dude, even more so than Cap who (for a mortal) is surprisingly close to a god in terms of heroism.
>>67701903
His own crippling aspergers
>>67695667
They tried to pull Thors hanmer with a truck and it wouldn't budge
busted capekino
>>67699318
A sentient AI is sentient yes
people who have managed to lift mjolnir
>DR DOOM
>HULK
>RULK
>magneto (he cheated tho)
>Captain America
>Beta Ray Bill
>spider man
>iron man (also cheated)
>wonder man
>thunderstrike
>Bor
>Buri
>Loki
>Jane foster
>Rogue
>Storm
>various robots
>>67698287
He would have intended to move the hammer by moving the shirt though.
>>67703080
>Superman
>>67703114
crossovers don't count because they're just popularity contests
>>67703134
It was pretty based though
>>67703260
yeah but wonder woman also lifted it
>>67702057
Shut up you crazy faggot. And it was the thing to do back then, like an inside joke. Clark Kent, Lois Lane, Peter Parker, J. Jonah Jameson, etc.
>>67695355
maybe because the hammer was used to bring him to life
it would be like lifting itself
>>67697417
> Thanos rips out Mind Gem from Vision.
> Does it in front of Scarlet Witch.
> Wanda's Chaos Magic is going full berzerk, she's losing control.
> Wanda faces choice between letting rip and lashing out at Thanos with a huge chaos bomb, or holding back and trying to save Vision.
> Thanos clicks his fingers.
> The Avengers don't reform till Part 2, probably only Vision, Wanda, Banner, Thor, and Guardians vs Thanos amd Black Order in Part 1.
>>67697367
>>67700601
>>67700652
This was really the best thing in the whole film. I got super excited and giggled like a schoolgirl at Thor's reaction.
I wish they hadn't cheapened it by having Vision lift it just an hour later or whatever.
Could Bucky lift the hammer? He's arm is artificial...
So when the Hulk goes to Asgard, does he learn to love the rage when he's taught about the berserk's way of life?
>>67704381
So was Tonys glove. Doesnt work
>>67698142
>pymspraysabitch3.jpg
Kek
>>67697426
No. Before the events of the Thor movie Mjolnir wasn't enchanted. you litterly see Odin enchant it when he casts Thor out
>>67704638
It's not really the same thing though. Tony's actually wearing a glove over his hand, but Bucky's arm is entirely artificial.
>>67704857
Its not like Buckys arm moves seperate from his brain, its still attached to his shoulder
>>67703080
>dr doom
Really? How?
>>67704900
He was worthy. That's the only way to do it.
>>67704900
Doom is cannonically doing everything he can to save the human race at all times.
>>67696253
underrated post/10
>>67703537
There won't be a guardians/avengers crossover, has been confirmed
>>67704975
Then why the fuck is it even in the mcu? smfh
