Will Ragnar and the Vikings get BTFO by Rollo and the Franks?
Are Aethelwulf and his wife's son bonding while he gets cucked by his dad, Echbert?
What kind of mischief is going on at Kattlegat with Asslog and who seems to be Odin?
Will we find any of this shit out tonight? Who knows. Get in here faggots.
Bump
15 minutes away niggers
Anyone got a livestream?
>>67695116
This
>>67695133
>>67695116
im working on it lads
also we gettin some action today i can feel it
I put this show off for a long time because it's on History channel, so naturally I thought it would be shit. It's one of my favorites now though, and I just got caught up. Let me ask you this: was Ragnar gay for Applestand? It certainly seems like it.
>>67695184
Probably a little bit, yeah
ROLLOOOOOOOOOO
>>67695184
Probably
Same with Echbert
>brettygood streaming Archer instead of Vikings
>>67694403
Fuck this episode is gonna be the shit!!!
stream where?
>>67695304
No one is streaming it
Ivar is a scary ass kid
Btw, some historical spoilers for your ass, Bjorn is totally gonna kill those Norwegians and become king of Norway at some point , prolly next season
>>67695304
>>67695116
tgo-tv
>tfw i just now realized Harbard is based Fett from the not based The Strain
>>67695342
It begins boys
>>67695342
With a mother like Auslaug, he didn't have a prayer of developing sane.
everyone in this show must be so smelly
Did anyone find a good stream?
>>67695483
Only the Vikings
>>67695430
That actor, Durand, is everywhere.
Bjorn going full bear mode.
Ragnar is stoned out of his mind.
Ragnar is just leading them into slaughter top kek
>>67695606
why have they not realized the obvious with two fucking castles on each side of the river
Vikings gloating. Oh, yeah, they are doomed.
>>67694403
Actor's name is Lothaire.
Emperor Charles II's grandfather was Lothar.
Coincidence or thousand years conspiracy?
Ohh fuck they're on land too
>>67695663
It was the reptilians
This is going to be a slaughter, isn't it? The Vikings are going to have their asses handed to them.
tfw rollo's bitch looks like my oneitis
pls don't b kill
Oh fuck
Rollo looks amazing
>>67695736
Rollo going master and commander on their asses
dont their boats have cannons?
Hail Francia
>>67695764
This was the 9th century. I don't think they discovered the technology. The Vikings didn't at least.
REKT
>>67695860
ROLLO FOR REGIS
Jesus. Rollo does not mess around.
Holy fuck Rollo is so based.
Floki is kill.
Gisla tho
Unf
>>67695926
Isn't he. Once he is out of his brother's shadow, he is deadly as sin. I can see why his wife is always ready for him.
Holy shit Rollo
>>67695926
That was a serious ass beating. I bet his future French Queen is all wet watching him smash that invasion fleet
He gave them an epic rollo'ing
>>67695950
Nah. Ragnar is going to sober up and save him.
Vikings got btfo now Norwegian King manlet rage has got unlocked
No mercy for heathens
>>67695968
>>67695981
I'm a straight man and I got a semi from watching that sequence.
>>67696005
Pfft Rollo just impaled all of them on his massive stave of massive Rollo'ing +5
>>67695430
I miss Lost posting. I miss old /tv/
>>67696016
Holy shit now they're attacking their base camp too. Deus fucking Vult
Too bad none of the strong independent shieldmaidens stayed behind to defend the camp.
Rollo did nothing wrong
MWWAAAAAAUUUGGGHH THE FRENSH
Damn son they're even going after the women and children. Why the fuck did they bring women and children?
>leaving your camp undefended
>ragnar in charge of tactical planning
Way back then the would be French knew how to fight. What happened?
here's a question: was anyone else hoping for some damage on the towers' end from the chain? it seems like the force of the ships would've surely fucked those wooden towers up at least a little bit, as long as the chain stays strong. nah mean?
>>67696073
Stupid of Ragnar to try to fight against his brother. Rollo knows all the tricks that Vikings pull. They can do their greatest hits against him.
Travis Fimmel with the incredible acting again. He's been on point this season.
Ragnar In Tony Montana mode.
>>67696075
All's fair in love and war.
Rollo is finally getting the respect he deserves. His brother should have not under estimated him.
Man dat conflicted Rollo. Dat sad Ragnar.
>>67696092
The French won far more wars in their history than they lost...
>>67696087
Ragnar and the others thought they would run the Franks through and would make them give them land to colonize like they did in Wessex.
Keep on rollin
>>67696137
Opium has a way of dulling the mind, his normal cleverness was dulled. Rollo chose his ground well and if you noticed used only ranged fighting, he nullified all of their advantages and that swamp land as defense was perfect.
Those towers being moored well meant they didn't have enough force to unseat the towers.
>>67696218
Because you blocked everyone with a chain across the river.
>>67696098
The chain isn't anchored by the towers, but by a spoke and rocks within the fort.
>>67696168
Fucking amazing actor. He nails this role perfectly.
>>67696218
Plenty of people watch it, they just don't post here because of all the fags that mindlessly defend the show's shortcomings, such as it's unrealistic portrayals of women of the time period.
what was that epic poem Rollo said before they set the viking ships ablaze?
>>67696223
Oh right.
>it's another crossbow ambush episode
What if Trump suddenly appeared to Ragnar and made the Vikings great again
>>67696081
Who would orson be fighting for in all of this?
FROGFUCKINGSHITS
>>67696289
Not even Trump can fix them
Not content with just including fictional shieldmaidens in the show, they are now pointing them out and celebrating them as an essential part of Norse armies.
>"History" Channel
>>67696247
ah shit good point
>>67696338
Not with the Great Rollo in command
Time for asslog.
>tfw shitty stream
le queen cheekbones
>ragnar being cucked by a ghost again
>needs a ladder to get on his horse
When will they learn
When are they showing the adventures of Aethelwulf and his wife's son?
>england scenes
I can't stand Auslag. When is she going to die already? If you are going to be a scheming, cheating bitch, be at least an entertaining scheming cheating bitch. She is just so boring.
Was that Ivar standing up on his own?
So why did King Hoondog send his son and grandson off to Rome?
OH SHIT HERE WE GO
HELGA NOOO
Helga no ;_;
>its a odin cucks ragnar episode
>>67696417
No it was one of his brothers. I forget which one.
>>67696418
Visit the pope
>>67696418
cause his son would stop him from fucking over the gangbang queen, now he's out of the way
>>67696484
it's only been 30 minutes, holy shit
>>67696418
Religious pilgrimage. Royals were always sending off their kids to Rome and other religious hotspots for schooling or to make them future Bishops.
>>67696409
>>67696484
>>67696508
Ya, but why? Especially since Athelwulf is one of, if not, his best military commanders.
>>67696499
Oh.
>>67696409
truth
>>67696411
hey now, Ragnar loves his wife's son
>>67696508
or to widdle out political fighting amongst family members
>>67696455
>>67696460
Would Hirst write one of his own daughters out of the show?
>>67696525
because he has no plans on handing mercia back to Queen-bangsalot
Why couldn't her asymmetrical sister die instead?
>>67696409
>england scenes with king not-robert baratheon
What hell do the gods have to put Floki through before he goes, "Fuck you, Odin. I am going with Christ. Couldn't be any worse."
>>67696525
because religion used to matter, like it should now you fucking cuck
>>67696525
Because in the long run, you want the Church on your side. They were just as powerful if not more so than the kings.
How many Vikings died?
>bjorn blaming ragnar
Kek he's cucking the entire village
>its a odin gets the whole village pregnant episode
>>67696590
Well currently the gods are cucking all of the viking men. which is hilarious
lol holy shit Harbard has the fucking game figured out
ODINED.
This guy reminds me of Charles Mason. Creepy cult leader.
Based Norse god cucking an entire village.
Who is this arabic qt?
Nigga needs his fix
Literally wtf
>>67696667
A boatload.
Poor guy reduced to nothing but a junkie
> x bow ambush
> Odin cucks entire village
> Ragnar needs his fix
>>67696744
after a loss that bad, I'd need a pickmeup
>>67696775
It really wasn't that bad of a loss. They lost maybe 7 boats and 100 people.
>>67696739
Heh
No wonder the Scandis converted to Christianity, they didn't have to worry about their new god cucking them while they were away fighting.
>>67696744
The sad thing, he just really wants to go back and be a farmer. Heavy is the head that wears the crown. Come on, Ragnar, just give Auslag the crown and split town. Retire to some hole in China.
>$600 a month for a Lincoln Navigator
The fuck? My Z51 is only $750 and isn't a shitty rebadged Ford.
>>67696799
Did you see the wideshot? They loss about a fourth of their fleet, who knows how many of Laggies force was about half dead.
They can no longer attack paris from the river.
and their supplies were burned and base camp destroyed.
That is a thorough assbeating for the starting of an invasion.
>>67696799
I think the biggest loss for Ragnar is that he was betrayed yet again by fucking Rollo. That, and the fact that he's almost out of opium.
>morgan freeman is finally going to reveal who god is
>>67696803
And from Christianity to atheism. They finally went, "Fuck these Gods. Not even Jesus could save us from the Nazis. We are better just relying on ourselves."
>>67696840
Nobody cares that you have a Z51, grandpa, which is clearly the only reason you posted that in this thread.
>>67696872
>he reveals god to be himself
>>67696840
Corvette motor Colorado?
>>67696872
"I am. Couldn't you tell that by my syrupy smooth voice?"
Wtf
So is somebody (Lagertha or Bjorn maybe) going to get Ragnar off the shit, or is he just going to stay a junkie until he gets snake'd?
WUT?!
What is happening here
I have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore
WTF IS THIS
what's up with ragnar's wife fucking everyone but him
its an "everyone gets cucked by an aberration" episode
So, which god is Auslag supposed to be here?
wtf is this shit? ghost fucking???
>muh sex
What's with Western shows and sex scenes?
That's fucking hot
So what is really happening
HIS DICK IS LITERALLY A WORMHOLE.
Floki is having a vision. He is the town's new seer after all. He is seeing through Odin's eyes.
>Its a "the audience is actually the ones tripping on opium" episode.
>>67697039
t. Mohammed Durka Jihad
Floki confirmed for the next seer.
what the flying fuck just happened
What's going on
What even the fuck
This commercial is so comfy
It was all a dream!
Sex Magick
>>67697074
this is true, especially considering that harbard is thor and shit. or whatever
>>67697076
sheeeeeeeiiiiiiit
I love commercials
>>67697074
That makes sense
So is Floki going to snitch that the entire village of women are whores?
>>67697145
Haha that would be pretty cool
>>67697145
they lost their entire cultural identity to a bunch of sissies that tricked them into giving up their own religion and ideas.
They don't need to be told they're whores.
Auslag told Floki to betray Ragnar. Floki has a vision of Auslag not being loyal. Meanwhile Ragnar saves Floki from drowning. Yeah, who is Floki going to side with?
>>67697145
>It's a "Floki turns out to be based again" episode
U crazy Flocki, always seeing some fucking shit or fucking some crazy shit.
>Not showing the adventures of Aethelwulf and his wife's son
conniving king at it again
God damnit these English people are boring they need to burn some of their churches and go save the Vikings
>>67697313
Or turn around and slaughter the Vikings and hang out with Rollo and drive Ragnar even further mad.
I've heard Game of Thrones is a better version of this. Is it true?
>>67697352
It's similar and in other ways very, very different. It's a good companion show.
Wait who's head was that?
WE WUZ KINGS
Did a five year old design that crown? It looks like it was made with construction paper.
Wait, whose head was that?
Whose head was that?
Ragnar retreats because he's going through withdrawal? Fucking junkies man.
Who here /offthedeepend/
Who was that?
BASED CRAZY QUEEN
>>67697352
You heard wrong. Game of Thrones is amn earlier, inferior version of this
Seriously, whose head was that
Looks like Ragnar is gonna drown some nigga next week
>episode ends
>Craig Ferguson walks up to the camera
>feel autism kick in
>pace around the room
everytime
>>67697499
All I want is more Rollo, fuck the rest of this show.
>>67697499
Or baptize someone
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>>67697352
It's a more realistic version of this
> when blind men can see is when Ragnar will die
> Ragnar is tripping out talking to a disembodied head
Looks like ol raggy is bein seen by the blind
I'm guessing the head was 'King' Harald. Somebody on AV club probably knows.
>>67697555
No Harald has face tattoos and long hair
Is Ragnar going to die this season? I imagine it's going to continue without him
>>67697551
that's dumb
you're dumb
>>67697589
He'll probably die by the end of the season
>>67697589
This season is split into two sets of 10 episodes (for some reason), so it's effectively two seasons. I think he'll die in the second set.
>>67697352
I really don't see a comparison between these two shows. GOT is based on adult fantasy fiction and is set in another world altogether.Vikings is based on historical accounts and while there are things happening in the show that could be attributed to the supernatural, it's still based on actual events.
when you see it
>>67697665
Shieldmaidens aren't supernatural, but are still fictional.
>>67697665
It's loosely based on actual events. Some of these characters didn't exist in the same time frame and some never existed.
>>67697680
Wait, is that whose head Ragnar is talking to?
>>67697703
Ragnar is fictional.
>>67697518
>tfw he force baptizes floki to shame him for seer related shit
>>67697703
I never said everything in the show was historically correct. We should be happy nobody has shown up with a horned helmet.
>>67697680
What am I looking for?
>>67697733
No you're fucking retarded. It's just a random decapitated head.
>>67697737
DELETE THIS
>>67697737
No, Ragnar is considered semi-legendary. He may have existed, but accounts of him are likely exaggerated or combined with other figures. Lagertha on the other hand is a 100% completely fictional figure that historians think is a manifestation of a goddess. There are also no reputable accounts of shieldmaidens existing whatsoever. Only one second-hand account exists, and women fighting is something that would have been noteworthy to Christian Europeans of the time.
I give them a pass on the anachronism, but that should be pointed out too. Some of these characters were prominent in completely different generations.
>>67697766
>>67697733
Check out the end of Haraldson's red robe, and underneath the bear fur.
>>67697832
>>67697880
HAH! Even a king likes a cool refreshing drink.
>>67697886
>responding to counterpoints with meems
I expect another meem in response to this post
meem me, meem me hard
>>67697998
>>67697680
What brand of water is that?
>>67698065
Fiji
>>67697880
Fucking kek how didn't they catch that?
Whose fucking head was that dammit
>>67698254
Athelstan
>>67698254
Your wife's son's
>>67698267
That makes sense.
Fellow strategybros, how would Alexander have won that fight if he were in Ragnar's place?
Can Ragnar die already so his sons can grow up and fuck England up im so fucking sick of Rollo
>have wisdom teeth pulled yesterday
>actually tripping on hydrocodone
>mfw this episode
>>67699231
They never get revenge against Rollo though. He actually a badass and too smart for them. That's why he has a statue and his grave is a landmark.
>>67694403
Did Ragnar get cucked?
More like the Cuckings.
