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If you don't understand this, stick to quipshit.
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>>67681825
What is it?
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>>67681825
>looks like a fish

>he has BIG FISH to settle
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>>67681845
Stick to quipshit senpai


Too deep for your sheep 2 digit IQ
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>>67681825
I figured there had to be something symbolic about this but I couldn't figure out what it was supposed to look like
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>>67681893
I actually was really taken aback by the pieta scene. It was a perfect moment, definite sticks out in my mind from the rest of the movie.
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>>67681893
>Batman and wonder woman are the two thieves
>General Lenox is Pilate
>Clark climbs the snowy mountain (mount olive) to speak to his heavenly father
This movie is a masterpiece
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>>67681893
I can't wait for a bluray rip to leak so I can get some high res images of this scene
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>>67681955
That got me too. And the fire and flood rescues.
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>>67682116
>not buying it.
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>>67681825
The super x?
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>>67682375
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>>67681825
Nemo?
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>>67681825
>>67681842
>>67681893
>This is considered rich and subtle imaginery

jesus fucking christ purge this planet already
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>>67682488
No one ever claimed it was subtle. But what it is is effective.
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>>67682518
>effective
how?
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>>67681893
What, Marvel doesn't have cool shots?
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>>67681893
like we can see anything from your shitty camrip screens
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>>67682476
>Marvel and Disney fans are literally the Jewish Pharisees and Romans who want the Messiah dead

http://nypost.com/2016/03/30/batman-v-superman-is-too-smart-for-marvel-fans/
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I get the symbolism but it doesn't fit in the movie at all. Like it just evokes allusions and I feel no need to question themes BvS provides.
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What scene is this? I dont remember
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>>67682560
i prefer Marvel movies but AoU it's awful, holy shit
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>>67682544

Plebs like you would never understand
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>>67682603
That is Snyder's shtick he just mimics shit if it looks cool
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>>67682584
poetry, I love BvS even more
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>>67682632
try, i am pretty sure you have no idea what are you talking about.
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>>67682544
Because they elicited an emotional response from people who aren't too retarded to pick up on them. Things like this add depth to an otherwise stale genre. This is day one shit, anon.
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>>67682584

OH DAMN
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>>67682652
i am glad you got your cult movie, because it won't get a sequel :^)
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>>67682665
>who aren't too retarded to pick up on them.
so, if you are from any other religion and you don't give a literal shit about muh jesus, then what?
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>>67682697
What are you on about? The next movie is about to start filming within the next week.
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>>67681825
Why is it shaped like fried chicken?
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seriously what scene is this
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>>67682737
Are you really retarded enough to believe that this sort of imagery applies only to Christianity? My fucking god, look at literally any other religion.
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>>67682758
yeah, did you hear about WB changing parts of SS?
you dark story won't have a sequel, quips are going for DC too.
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>>67682665
They don't add depth though. MoS already made the Supes=Jesus. Everything else is just there because it looks cool. It literally makes no sense half of the time when these allegorys are put in beyond "well it kind of looks cool". It's literally a historical version of pop culture references
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>>67682761
Exactly what I thought
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>>67682810
>look at literally any other religion.
show me.
no, random shit here and there doesn't add any depth to a story, unless you are an americuck white trash obsessed with religion
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>>67682816
So movies are only allowed to use one style of symbolism per franchise?
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>>67682816
yeah, it's like family guy but pretentious
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What i hated about BvS is that the whole fight is up on youtube. I could literally piece the fight togheter with all the clips they released
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>>67682584
>Smith, White, Brody all agree it was better than Marvelshit
I'm sold
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>>67682518
No this is garbage

This is something like a film school dropout would in his kickstart project
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>>67682898
i would love to see zack using islamic symbolism next movie, to see what do you think of it anon.
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>1.jpg
Oh look, the tumblrina.
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/text/stormblr/filename/1/
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>>67682584
Hating DC makes you an evil Jew
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>>67682862
I'm not gonna sit here and list off every religion that involves the death and resurrection of its central figure. But guess what: it's a lot of them.
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>>67682898
Ofc not but when it's the same "hey guys Supes is Jesus get it yet ;)" it gets stupid. Also Supes is a miserable cunt in BvS
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>>67682962
But it's not even about one religion or another. The image of a holy figure associated with light/the sun and performing miracles is not exactly limited to Christianity.
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>>67681893
>post thumbnail tier picture
>lol if you dont get it your stopid
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>>67681825
Is Sy Snootles, duh.
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>>67682518
Effective with what?
Converting pagans to christianity?
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>>67683020
>it's a lot of them.
kek.
glad to know you have no idea.
watch superman coming back to life in the third day .
>>67683063
>Hack znyder uses catholic symbolism like the fucking fish
>b-but it's not even about one religion or a-another.
i get it now, people defending this shit are rednecks manchildren obssesed with religion, catholic of course
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>>67682816
>The übermensch
>The whole prometheus thing

Are you blind?
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>le alibaba hedshut macine of seriosely bad englash
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Id hate this movie too if it made me look as stupid as some of you. You people needed this movie spelled out for you and you're still up your own asses.
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>>67682990
>1.jpg hunter


Pathetic desu
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>>67683028
He isnt jesus, he is a solar god.
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>>67682761
they a g
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>>67683167
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dying-and-rising_god

Hmmm...
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>>67681825
>Batman, STOP IT, Im not your moby dick!
>You are right about the moby part!

DIRECTED BY JOSS WHEDON
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>>67683194
do you feel smart for defending this movie anon? tell us more
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>>67683203
>1.jpg hunter-hunter

Pathetic desu
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>>67681893
What is this, an allegory for cataracts?
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>>67683167
This anon strikes me as a 12 year old desperate to fit in on /tv/
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>>67683219
>all the symbolism portrayed is about muh jesus
hmmmmmmmm boys
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>>67681825
>he's still mad as fuck of BvS disaster
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>>67683238
Do you feel more mature for hating it?
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>>67682078
There is a deleted scene where Zod taunts and temp Jesus...I mean Clark at the desert. Not joking.
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>>67683268
nice rebuttal anon.
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>>67683284
>90% RT
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>>67681825

>> Let me try to convince other, that my movie about children characters punching each other is a deep art-house flick - The Post
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>>67683323
See
>>67683219
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>>67683342
See
>>67683279
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>>67683284
Sometimes I feel so bad for DCfags, but then I remember that this shitstorm has been more entertaining than any of these movies could have ever been.
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Can this movie get deeper?
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>DUDE IF I CALL THIS MOVIE STUPID ILL FEEL SMARTER

None of you are over 25, right?
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>>67683326
>I... I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SUPERHERO MOVIES...
>I JUST WANTED...
>JUST...
>JUST
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>>67683361
Hey retard, no one said it was. You asked for other religions that involved the death and resurrection of its central figure. That wikipedia article is a retard's primer on the concept. Kill yourself.
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>>67683409
2DEEP4U!!!!
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>>67683239
>1.jpg hunter pretending to be 1.jpg hunter hunter


JUST
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>>67683440
>1.jpg hunter-hunter pretends to be 1.jpg hunter
JUST
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omg did you notice
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>>67683423
i didn't, if you can't follow a simple 4chin convo neck ureself faggot.
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He knew it.
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>>67683409
>None of you are over 25, right?

It's funny coming from an underage capeshit lover
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>>67683476
You sure about that?

https://gyazo.com/f285f5489587d6719c7a372e08d6e17e
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>>67683537
nice shop
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>>67681842
>quipeyes
Fucking dead
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>>67683286
Not that anon, but I'm sad they took a good concept then had Zach the Hack take a big religious shit on it. It coud have been done better, but what's done is done.
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>>67683455
>1.jpg is one person


AYY
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>>67683465
Yep, it's in the begging of the kino.
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>mixing capeshit with religion
>2deep4u
didn't saw the movie but this is beyond retarded
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>>67683621
t. 1.jpg poster
Sorry about the 90% RT prediction, but if you add up the audience and review score it might get close to that.
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>>67683643
Stick to capeshit, senpai.
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>>67681825

Yeah dude, one scene with a 2 second long reference to Batman being like Ahab totally makes this movie good.
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>>67683536
>implying that a person over the age of 25 that has nothing better to do on a weekday afternoon than pick apart Batman v Superman on 4chan has anything valuable to contribute to the universe.
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>>67682603
>Symbolic of Jesus
>Not understanding the Messiah imagery and rhetoric since MoS
This is blatant contrarianism.
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>>67683309
that sounds great.
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>>67683519
>DCEU
>all the people join because they love their characters
>won't be used as often so they have time to perform in other movies, even make their own movies before going back into their favorite caped crusaders
>MCU
>actors are forced to work constantly on Marvel movies for the foreseeable future
>all the big name good actors who were originally planed to work with Disney for this left because the other actors couldn't act
>their big named actor Robert Downhere Jr. is planning on leaving MCU because of overacting, paid so much there is no amount of money to keep him on board
>all characters are essentially the same character
>rarely have time to get into other movies, so if that movie flops it ruins their career even further
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>>67683848
>right into neckbeard capeshit wars
Sorry pham, I don't care about Marvel or DC, they could both go bankrupt for all I care, I just enjoy the shitstorm when there's a huge fuck up.
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>>67683848
i wonder who is pushing this autistic brand war between DC and marvel.
DC didn't create anything succesful in movie form apart from Nolan's trilogy.
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>>67683848
>mfw i didn't watch the movie but all the butthurt is entertaining by itself.
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>>67683848
>rarely have time to get into other movies, so if that movie flops it ruins their career even further
Fortunately none of their movies will flop, being that Marvel Studios has consistently made nothing good good films since it started. Honestly, hit for hit, Marvel might actually be the greatest film studio of all time.
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>>67682488
Don't except anything from these plebs they watch nothing but capeshit and summer blockbusters

So don't be suprised when they consider this subpar trash as some kind of highest form of art
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>>67683967
>good films

No they make safe movies.
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>>67684062
Oh yeah, DC takes a lot of risks like copying Nolan's formula and applying that to every single one of their characters.
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>>67683665
its much worse
hes literally a neet pleb
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>can't have negative views of film since people will think you're a mouthbreather
>can't have positive views of film since people will think you are a contrarian
i really hate you humans some times
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>>67684062
How was Guardians of the Galaxy "safe"? It was one of the weirest movies ever made. It had a TALKING FUCKING TREE!
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>>67683967
this whole post smells like reddit
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>>67684062
Yeah, tell that to Guardians. It was crazy how weird that movie was, but the audience loved it bwcause it had deep characters and an extremely compelling story.
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Don't DCucks realize a real movie can have deep themes and still have characters and a plot that make logical sense at the same time?
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>>67684132
yeah because that sure isn't randumb
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>>67684188
>but the audience loved it bwcause it had deep characters and an extremely compelling story
HEY MAN LETS HAVE A QUIP OFF RIGHT NOW!! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AM HOOKED ON A FEELING :)
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>>67684188
>it had deep characters and an extremely compelling story
wat ?
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>>67683967
>>67683967
I don't see how people can possibly hate on marvel. They perfected the superhero genre. There is a reason all there movies are certified fresh. Avengers is a better movie than DC has ever, and will ever, put out. It was engaging, high stakes, and exciting. They even make stupid characters like Hawkeye compelling. Plus, you neverknow what you're going to get with Marvel. Winter Soldier is a spy film, Thor is a Shakespearean epic, Ant-man is the best heist movie in decades, and Guardians of the Galaxy is a better Star Wars movie than the last five Star Wars movies.
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>>67684254
>>67684287
but your formula doesn't work, DC should learn a thing or two about Marvel
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>>67684254
>>67684287
Marvel made an Ant-fucking-man movie and it worked.
shut up already DC faggots.
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>>67683519
Is that Carl Drogo on the left?
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>>67684287
Yeah, way to only look at the surface. Peter Quill lost his mother and ran away from his problems his whole life, then he had to confront his biggest fear. The scene where Gamora turned into Peter Quill's mother was a hell of a lot more emotionally powerful than that stupid "Martha" bullshit in BAtman.
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>>67684380
NO IT DID NOT MARVEL KEK
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>>67684287
Is this you? >>67681071
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>>67684287
>Y MAN LETS HAVE A QUIP OFF RIGHT NOW!! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AM HOOKED ON A FEELING :)

holy shit DCfag you are very upset.
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>>67684328
I literally want to come through the Internet and strangle you.
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>>67684412
>kek
>censoring yourself
Ultimate form of cuckholdry.
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>>67684380
LOL BASKEN ROBBINS ALWAYS FINDS OUT :)
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Think about it, this movie was so bad it has driven Hans Zimmer away from capeshit forever.
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Snyder is the Malick of comic book movies

And just like with Malick, his films are impenetrable for 90% of the rabble.

I am glad DC is going this way, it really separates those who appreciate storytelling and artistic expression from people who want Lethal Weapon moves with superheroes.
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>>67684132
It's a space action movie. It's pretty safe.
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>>67684527
is that supposed to be a joke? That was one of the funniest lines in a movie I have ever seen. My friends and I say it at school all the time. All of our teachers hate it. It's so awesome.
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>>67684566
that painting with all the screaming of faces, who painted it?
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>>67684570
Are you fucking kidding me? Tell me another movie that has a talking Racoon and a giant tree person? They even make the typically "hot" female lead green. On paper this movie sounds like a flop, but MArvel made it awesome because they know how to tell a story right. DC couldn't even handle batman which is a sure fucking thing.
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SNYDER BTFO
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>>67681842
>cape-kinography
Two great friends are turning against each other, because of their morals. While the first one believes in the freedom of our will, the second ones believes in a higher power which should control us for greater good.

>capeshit
hurr durr you destroyed my tower I am gonna kill you, if there is a 1% that you will turn against us I have to kill you. (I hope bruce never becomes a president because he would nuke every single country if there is a small percent that they are threats to america)
But our mom has the same name so lets stop.
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>>67684626
pollock
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>>67684584

Someone get this hothead out of hear.

Also : Reported for Underage
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>>67681893
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>>67684691
This is a blue board faggot. Plus I'm 18.
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>>67684626
jackson pollock
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>>67684351
marvel has a short term formula that only puts the movie in the spotlight when it hasn't been released, once that happens everything dies down and after a year or so no one even remembers what year it was released
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>>67684676
lol kill yourself
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>>67684735
lol this lmao :P
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>>67681893
Snyder needs to realise he isn't Tarkovsky and should concentrating on a coherent narrative rather than shoehorning in shallow religious imagery
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>>67684676
DELETE THIS
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>>67684566
>Snyder is the Malick of comic book movies
You don't understand malick
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>>67684399
Yeah. He Aquaman now. UNITE THE SEVEN. Wasn't even subtle.
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>>67684664
who the fuck reviews porn?
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>>67684584
>That was one of the funniest lines in a movie I have ever seen.
i...I'm so sorry. I don't want to make fun of the mentally impaired
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>>67684566
/topic
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>>67684839
same people who review capeshit
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>>67681893
This is so fucking embarrassing. WE GET IT HE'S JESUS NO NEED TO HAVE HIM DIE FOR OUR SINS ON GOOD FRIDAY
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>>67684566
>it really separates those who appreciate storytelling and artistic expression from people who want Lethal Weapon moves with superheroes.
>batman uses lethal weapons during the movie
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>>67681845
Just another meme Anon
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>>67684584
They just don't get it, anon. It's a good line. One of the funniest lines in a movie. But they don't get it.
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>>67681893
>biblical symbolism is praised by capeshitters
This is how you know this entire genre is a living joke.
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>>67684765
This.
All this shitty film school poetry matters not if the script is a baffling hot fucking mess.
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>>67683284
>>67683326
how much money did it make?
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>>67684566
Putting the shallowness of Snyder's imagery aside, Malick's films are aesthetically in an entire different league from Snyder's. Snyder uses every tacky modern filmmaking technique imaginable, from slow motion, to bad color grading, to obvious CG compositing, to spastic editing, to snapzooms. While Malick's movies look like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6W5Ev6F2i8

You're comparing the Sistine Chapel to a pencil drawing of Heisenberg posted on reddit
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>>67684664
>HER TITS ARE FUGLY AS FUH
New York Times review of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
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>>67685103
Seeing the numbers, it's going to end up at 1.2 billion.
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>>67685054
I know. It must suck not to be able to get jokes and have to live yuor whole life watching shit movies like Nolan and Zach Snyder
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>>67685116
And how much they wanted? (I mean passable amount to start a franchise)
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>>67685288
Some people said that if it didn't break 1 billion they would just reboot the whole franchise.
It's going to make money, but not too much considering the movie costed about twice what Avengers 1 did.
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>>67685106
Did you miss the
>of comic book movies
part of that post? He isn't directly comparing technique i hope.
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>>67683519
Poor Ben ;_;
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>>67681825
oh its suppose to look like a whale, i guess.
>lol moby dick 2deep4u
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>>67682518
>effective
>20%

yeah ok buddy
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>>67681825
>moby dick
That's it.
We can safely say Snyder is the Hideo Kojima of movies.
Fucking unsubtle hack.
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>>67684839
>he doesn't watch porn for the story
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>>67685103
We don't really know yet

It opened well but the true test is is in the second weekend

It's currently at 509M

It should make it to at least 1bn though
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>>67681825
Fried chicken ?
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>>67684839
Excuse me?
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>>67683309
god snyder is so gratuitous with his imagery, the mugger's gun getting caught in mommy's pearls was so over the top & there's also a deleted scene of lex talking to the devil
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>>67685334
Malick's aesthetic is uniquely interesting among his peers, Snyder's isn't. That's my point. The Dark Knight trilogy is far more comparable to Malick's output than Snyder's films are.
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>>67685329
avengers coat 220M
BvS cost 250M

Please explain how BvS cost twice as much as The Avengers
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The movie was too smart for the current generation of critics
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>>67685329
Well reboot would be just way too much at this point... They fucked up by not making single cape introduction movies first. 1 Hero per movie, and then something like BvS.
But I start to believe this meme that they are all empty on ideas. They just do comic books movies left and right. I wish they would just jump on manga and anime already if they need to copy ideas so bad, but those movies should be directed by Asian directors.
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>>67685487

>lex talking to the devil

you wanna know how i know that you're a normie?
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>>67685515
Because Avengers includes marketing cost.
BvS with marketing costs is at 400 million.
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Batman-V-Superman-May-End-Up-Being-Hollywood-Most-Expensive-Movie-89397.html
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>>67683465
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE THAT THE LOUIS LANE SUBPLOT IS LITERALLY LIFTED FROM ATTACK OF THE CLONES
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>>67685534
And comic books are way too smart for Snyder, it seems.
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>>67685534
>current generation of critics
You mean atheists and jews who killed Jesus Christ represented as Man of Steel in a movie that they review as worst than literally shit? Hmm, I Wonder why...
[TECHNO MUSIC STARTS PLAYING]
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>>67685495
I would have to disagree. Snyder's aesthetic is every bit as uniquely interesting as Nolan's.
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>>67685537
Yeah, they got too greedy and wanted their team up movie before they'd even introduced the team

Once Affleck signed on they should have put this on hold while him and Terrio worked on the solo Batman film, and then had at least MoS, Batman whatever (it will probably be called The Batman) and Wonder Woman out first, THEN they release BvS
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>>67682560
that is the only memorable shot from that boring film and its at the start

first avengers was way better
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>>67685587
Back to plebbit with you. Snyder did the impossible and made a children's medium into pure unadulterated Kinography.
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>>67683752
>>Symbolic of Jesus
superman? no way! thats wow! how come no one has ever thought about this before????

superman returns did this, i dare you to call that kino
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I mean it's obviously a whale, right? Why is it a whale?
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>>67685630
Woah.
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>>67682442
>MFW this could mean Batman vs Godzilla
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>>67682560
Look at Kawkeye with that arrow. How can you tell me that's not the dopest shit ever?
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>>67685630
/v/ please stop pretending you understand kino
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You are blind.

There is reason of why Joss Whedon Avengers was sucessful. You DCucks don't understand why Whedon magnum opus is better received than Dawn of Plebstice.

The whole movie is a thrilling representation of the Also Sprach Zarathustra, hidden between the CGI and corny jokes. It's a call to humanity, trying to tell us why we need to leave religions, to unleash our hidden nature.

Just take your time to analyze the characters:
>Steve Rogers; A man out of time, attached fervently to his religion, trying to ignore the fact that he is the Ubermensch incarnated and that he has seen things beyond his belief.

>Tony Stark; An iron man with so much wealth and power capable of create the most powerful armors. He didn't need someone beyond him to do that, he accomplished all of this with his own bare hands and effort. He realized that humanity doesn't need to be guided by someone with more strenght.

>Bruce Banner; The representation of the power that we hide so the rest wouldn't judge us based on their dogmas.

>Nick Fury; A man physically (but not mentally) blinded, that will not follow our brainwashed leaders.

>Thor and Loki; Powerful gods, surprised when they realize that our race is not willing to believe in them anymore.

>Natasha and Clint; the symbol of humanity, surrounded by the Ubermensch.

The story, the soundtrack, the cinematography and symbolism is exquisite. You will never find something like that in DC Capeshit because they aim at the manchildren fanbase. This, on the other hand, doesn't aim at an specific group, it aims at everyone, not caring about the race, age or colour. Is a desperate call to humanity, so we can get up and unite, to not serve another being, but to be the masters, the avengers.
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>>67685612
Except the part where Nolan preferred practical effects rather than the Unreal Engine 3-made CGI fuckfests Snyder has done.
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>>67685630
So this is what severe autism looks like
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>>67683204
so just like jesus
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>>67681999
Perfect hahaha
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>>67685557
No, that was the reported production budget for Avengers

Marketing was on top of that

Try again
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>>67683219
>implying jesus isn't just a rip off of older religions
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>>67685656
>Moby Dick
>Batman is Ahab superman's Moby Dick
Literally not too hard unless you're a Marvel shill
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>>67685755
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/avengers/disney-acquires-an-estimated-100-million-in-marketing-support-for-the-a57156
320 million, it's still 80 million less than BvS.
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>>67685612
Can't account for taste. I'm not being hyperbolic when I say that that shot of Superman dragging a ship through the arctic is one of the most aesthetically disgusting shots I've seen in a long time. It looked like an Eastern European fantasy film.
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>>67685779
Snyder only had to nicknamed Superman Moby Dick and Batman Ahab to be the Hideo Kojima of movies.
Just like Kojima, a hack that can't into subtelty.
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>>67685568
YOU ARE NOW AWARE THE RESOLUTION TO THE FIRST AVENGERS IS LITERALLY LIFTED FROM THE PHANTOM MENACE
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>>67685563
cartoon did it better
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>>67685568
>>67685832
YOU ARE NOW AWARE THAT BOTH MOVIES RIPPED OFF TRANSFORMERS 3 AND 4.
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>>67683465
doesn't count zod isn't his son
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>>67685568
She even contacts an old friend to find out
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>>67685789
Ok, so please explain how BvS cost twice as much as Avengers
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>>67685831
Just like Nolan before him, instead of making a Batman movie he made A Tale of Two Cities.
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>>67685831
The movie definitely has non-subtle moments (one cannot stress enough how much Supes is made to look like Jesus, this film was released in good friday for fucks sake and Superman dies in it)
But i would argue that it also has really subtle symbolism points aswell that would take really long to analyze.
Just to make an obvious point (and NO i am NOT comparing BvS to following movie, just proving my point)
In 2001 the main theme is evolution, and that is quite apparent in most of the film. But when you view its ending of human becoming more than just something bound to die, it went over most of the people's heads and is still one of the most WTF endings. And its STILL the main point of the movie that, again, was non-subtly evoked throughout. Point made?
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>>67685832
YOU ARE NOW AWARE THAT THE IRON MAN 2 PLOT WAS LIFTED FROM THE PRINCESS BRIDE
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>>67681893
I can play the same game
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>>67682648
THIS. Why can't you DCucks understand that Snyder is a meathead Chad with nothing going on in his head?
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>>67681825
>BvS is good
What did he meme by this?
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>>67686024
/thread
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>>67682584
But the article does point out that BvS is pretentious
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>>67686010
>capeshit pleb compares BvS to 2001
nice
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>>67685687
>It's a call to humanity, trying to tell us why we need to leave religions, to unleash our hidden nature.
No wonder reddit and degenerates love it... sadly most critics are reddit and degenerates.
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>>67686024
>comparing Daredevil to quipshit movies

Daredevil is maximum kino
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>>67683236
Id watch that movie
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>>67686024
And that further proves the point that Daredevil is legitimately the only cape-TV that's worth the time
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>>67685556
i dont read comics but i knows he's a darkseid lacky
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>>67686024
Yea, DD is capekino. It's owned by the same Comapny, but it is not, thankfully, made by the plebs that make movies.
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>quipshit is now a thing
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>>67686114
>67686114
It is clear that nothing made by hack of all hacks, Kubrick, can even come close to something with such iconic imagery such as BvS.
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>>67686024
Yeah, except those are fucking promotional pictures not in the show.
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>>67681825
upside-down america?
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>>67685687
Really good unpackaging fampai.

I appreciate the Avengers a lot more now.
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>>67686024
the only capeshit that mattters.
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>>67686195
Sy Snootles
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>>67686024
That's actually kind of cool.
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>>67686179
They got busted being twitter /v/edditors with "capekino" mate >>67681071

They need to hide
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>>67686140
>>67686148
>>67686168

>ham-fisted religious symbolism in superhero media is considered "deep"

I fucking hate this board.
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>>67685687
Avengers is pure kino confirmed
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>>67685687
Thanks for the new pasta.
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>>67686037
Why does Mr Snyder trigger you so?
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>>67684566
Inb4 BvS does not make 1 billion.
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>>67681825
Australia with a hand?
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>>67686313
I'm sorry you don't get it. Stay Plebby.
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>>67686313
>67686140
>67686148 (You)
>67686168

Couldn't care less about RELIGIOUS symbolism, but some symbolism is better than none when you try to prove a point.
TV just shoving exposition down my throat is getting on my nerves, all changes are welcome
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>>67684412
It made money. And was critically lauded.

So it worked.

When a DCEU makes money AND is critically praised, call me
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>>67681893
Why is it so tasteless and childish when Snyder does it, mr 1?
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>>67686383
Oh I get it. It's just stale and lazy on the part of the writers.
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>>67686440
So you don't get it? I'm glad we are on the same page.
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>>67685687
Wow, deep bro.
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>>67686285
I also kind of never happened in the show.
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>>67686424
Because Zack Snyder does it because it looks cool, not because he has any interest in actually exploring deeper thematic meaning. His movies look great as long as you like the shiny music video aesthetic, but they're always cold, clunky and soulless feeling otherwise.
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>>67686529
>cold, clunky and soulless
That sounds more like a marvel movie to me.
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