How do you sneak KFC into movie theaters /tv/ ?
I usually hide the bag under my shirt.
i usually get my mom to stuff the food in her purse everytime she takes me to the movies
im 27 btw
>>67679622
>/
Why are you still living with your parents?
My purse obviously.
>>67679954
>falling for the moving out meme
>>67679574
My wife has a "movie purse" that we stuff all kinds of shit in.
>>67680005
Not a fucking meme m8, honesty do you have a or are you free loading from the star?
>>67679574
>I usually hide the bag under my shirt.
shirt? dont you mean man-tent you gigantic fat fuck
>>67679954
Because we have a great relationship.
Just wear a backpack and bring whatever you want.
>>67679574
I ask my wife's son if i could keep it in his backpack.
>>67680143
go to bed Mohammed
Usually I take a rucksack.
I sneak burger king into the cinema
My standard meal is cheeseburger, fries, 8 - 12 jalapeno cheese balls and a bottled drink, usually just fruit drink.
>>67680143
Cool bag Ahmed.
>>67680196
oh and i take a rucksack because it makes me look like a student going to the cinema. It feels too awkward walking around with "nothing". i have literally nothing in there except scrap paper to pad it out.... this is the autistic part
>>67679574
>eating jewFC
> wearing a backpack to the theater wont attract attention.
Jesus H Fuck the autism is off the charts in here
>>67680061
>from the star
what did he mean by this?
>>67679954
>>67680099
BTFO'D
>>67680264
>not wanting based chicken goodness
H E L L O
R E D D I T
>>67680278
I meant the state, sorry anon.
>>67680270
if you look like a student, it won't
sucks for you oldfags, lmao
I usually put a 20 piece chicken mcnugget in a balloon and swallow it. During the previews I throw it up and open the balloon. Works a treat.
>>67679574
Are you a nigger?
>>67680317
>being a nigger
>>67680278
If mammary cum dumps can carry around a 20 pound bag filled with face paint and pussy paper without raising suspicions then a man with a backpack shouldn't either
>>67680337
>his cinemas eagles still fall for the balloon trick
our superior bred eagles have been able to sniff that out for a few generations now
>>67680318
no, just from my parents
>>67680365
I'm pretty sure I'm white senpai :^)
...are you?
>>67680319
> students dont carry video cameras or assault weapons in rucksacks.
oh shit youre dumber than I thought
>>67680406
yea, and you?
>>67680428
no nignugs where I live, chief
>>67679574
don't have KFC here, but i can cook lasagne and take it into movie theater without sneaking.
>>67680450
>chief
slow down homesauce
>>67680482
I know you want my body
>>67680538
i really do Tbh
Since i'm black, I can't walk into a theater without getting searched, and also since i'm black I can't sit through a movie without fried chicken. But if I hide it on my white friend they don't search him so he can walk right in with it.
>>67680414
White Floridian here
Nobody gives a shit about a backpack if you look like you're a student or go with others.
You do go with friends, don't you anon?
>>67679574
I have a jean jacket with large open inside pockets
I steal burritos, breakfast sandwiches, cheese, salami and shit all the time and no one ever notices (school cafeterias and and major supermarkets are the best)
Thank god I'm white
>>67680664
>going with uncultured masses to the Kino
I prefer my cinema experience in blissful silence, peasant.
>>67679574
>not getting the $5 dollar meal
>>67680912
>paying for food in the movie theater
I don't carry around five bags of gold ingots.
>>67680337
>throw it up
ok
>>67679622
>im 27 btw
Keep living the dream anon.
>>67680099
That's a nice answer.
>>67680043
Hello Rnewfriend.
So nice to see normies leave their native sites to come to /tv/
>>67679574
For the drive-in, I just have to pay the $5 outside-food-fee and I can bring it in without any problems. Even if I leave the car to use the bathroom, I can leave the food in plain sight inside without any risk of being kicked out of the theater if I leave the proof of paying said fee on top of the dash.
>>67679954
Fuck off normalfag
>>67680061
newfags in the /tv/ neighborhood lives downstairs and it's understood that they're there just to try to troll me,
Like he's one of the family.
>>67679574
I have never even seen anyone getting stopped for taking food that wasn't purchased at the cinema with them, so I would probably just carry it in my hands and walk right in,
>>67680063
I would have warn you to be careful on that edge but I had almost forgotten that underage 16 year olds try this hard to be edgy.
>>67680043
do you also enjoy your wife getting fucked by a black man while you sit politely in your cuckshed waiting for them to finish?
>>67680043
I was stuffing your wife's purse last night.
>>67680317
I'm afraid hes right tho.
>In fact, when KFC changed the “secret recipe” of both the chicken and the gravy, Colonel Sanders was quoted as saying in one New York restaurant, “This is the worst fried chicken I’ve ever seen.” He also berated the gravy as “sludge,” saying it was “nothing more than wallpaper paste.” In fact, he called the new crispy fried chicken ““a damn fried doughball put on top of some chicken.”
>>67681460
>living anywhere but on the edge
Maybe you should just kill yourself
>>67681590
Maybe you should step back and try to explain how one can kill that which has not life ?
http://www.vocaroo.com/i/s1v7N8985AXI
>>67680317
It's not finger lickin good anymore tho.
They switched to Canola oil to make healthy pogressive fags that keept bitching about it happy. KFC held out not giving a fuck about the healthfags until the fags got Obama involved and Obama threatened to help get KFC out of poor neighborhoods because he thought that it was mostly poor people who ate KFC
>Making it law to not allow poor neighborhoods to have fast food joints
KFC finally gave in and switched oils. Now it taste like a ghost of it's former finger linking good self.
Obama fucked up KFC's shit.
It's ok to bring food to my city's theater, i like to bring roasted corn.
>>67681807
>kfc
>ever being good
know how I know you're american
>>67681757
I smuggled a bag of split pea soup. Not to eat but I dumped it all over the seats next to me. Faggot ass manager wouldn't give me a refund for Skyline.
>>67680317
KFC's original recipe is fucking awful. So soggy it's literally dripping with grease. The rest of their stuff is great though, especially popcorn chicken and their wraps.
>>67679574
>not sneaking with a rich cassoulet made by grandma into the movie
sometimes I pity you Americans
>>67679574
With these
>>67681930
>not a choucroute
How's the weather today in Plebland?
>He doesn't sneak crab legs into the movie theater.
plebs...the lot of ye
>>67681930
>>67682184
>not a raclette
>>67682281
>not a paella
Holy shit I'm shaking right now, it's fucking 2016, can't you sneak in something to share with the whole theater? Just wow.
Fuck you egotistical fucks!
>eating in theaters
fucking fatass, two hours without food is this too much?
>>67682393
>sharing with white people
Ugh I can't even
>>67682281
>that mess
>a raclette
nigga if there is no patato it's not a raclette
>>67682453
Yes. In fact, it's been five nanoseconds since I last gorged myself, so I'd better stuff my craw right away.
I usually like to masturbate, shoot the load into my hands, and then eat the cum. Sometimes I like to be more financialy sound whenever I get popcorn by refusing butter, saving me an extra 2.90, and substituting it with my cum.
Still has that nice yellow buttery color, but it doesn't spread all the way through so I end up treating it as a dip.
>>67680317
>falling for the fried jew
anon ...
>>67681930
>>67682184
>>67682281
>>67682393
>not jaegerschnitzel with a load of spaetzle
>>67682393
>Paella
Manolo, por favor.
>>67682796
>german """"""""""""""food""""""""""""""
>>67682829
don't pretend that you wouldn't eat it
ill never forget the time i went to the movie theaters at the mall to watch mortal kombat annihilation and some black guy brought in a pie from sbarros and sat in the front
>>67682872
It looks like something I could get at some very cheap restaurant t b h
>>67681930
>>67682184
>>67682281
>>67682393
>>67682796
>not buying out an entire buffet and converting it into a private movie theater
Fucking plebs.
