Samantha or Jeannie?
I've only seen bits of the first season of each. I liked Samantha more but her mother, husband, and fucking annoying as shit neighbour sucked ass.
Jeannie was nice but too clingy and I liked her husband a lot more.
>>67675205
I'll agree with this. I must have watched a crap ton of both shows on Nick at Night when I was a kid.
is jeannie only in black in white on video?
why do i remember it in color.
>>67675314
both
>>67675314
Started in B&W and later color
Samantha's face, Jeannie's body.
jeannie superior waifu
Betas who are scared of women choose Jeannie because she was sheltered and submissive. Samantha is the alpha choice for men who like a woman who can really get shit done.
>both male characters are massive betas to the point of complete unbelievably.
>still less beta than you.
>>67675619
Nigga there ain't nothin' beta about being a goddamn astronaut.
>>67675314
They colourized the first season which aired in black and white for a dvd release.
>>67675686
i talking about dealing with the girl.
the most they ever have happen to them is getting a strong talking to despite all the insane shit going on.
>musdlime culture lover
>joyful western woman
the choice is obvious
>>67675739
Different time, different mores, man.
>>67675907
well yeah that and the fact they could turn the man into a lawn chair on impulse.
>>67675781
>one can do whatever she wants (muh western womyn freedom) and if she gets mad will nosewiggle painful warts on your dick
>the other knows her place, can be assigned to her bottle and calls you master
yeah, it is...jeannie wins
>>67675739
>telling off women who could literally kill you with a twinkle of the nose or bobbing of the head
Are you dumb, boy?
>>67676390
hello tumblrwhale
>>67675135
Samantha, because she's a fucking freak. She even took too dicks.
>>67676497
remember that episode where she replaced her husband forever and everyone was afraid to say anything?
Jeannie. Samantha is a human being that comes from a long line of witches, therefore she has free will, whereas Jeannie is a genie in a bottle, and must obey the person who found the bottle she is kept in without question. In other words, Samantha could refuse to do certain things and even put a curse on me if she got angry, whereas Jeannie has not choice but to take it up the ass or swallow every drop of cum, because I'm her "Master".
>>67676902
This.
She's also a 10 while Samantha is stuck on 9 at best.
>>67678152
>free will
>in league with satan
no
>>67675135
The evil twins/cousins/sisters
>>67678298
I don't claim to know the intricacies of witchcraft and it's effect on one's psyche. Just that Jeannie is hotter and totally subservient.
>tfw there a was a girl in college who looked like barbara eden who i liked and she liked me but i was too stupid to realise
Forever alone.
Last Barbara Eden from me. If you guys post some I won't complain.