Why do people expect a movie about childrens cartoons be some kind of dark mature art house drama.
The same edgelords that "HIIIISSSS" at the screen is there is any lightheartedness in a film about grown-men in pajamas. Like when the sunlight hits a vampire type of "hiiisss"
How does this make any sense?
What is Cavill doing with his right hand?
>>67660709
Jerking off his leg
Every time I see someone using the word
>> quips
in their reply. This is what I picture the person looking like as he angrily types it.
>>67660525
>Why do people expect a movie about childrens cartoons be some kind of dark mature art house drama.
Oh you're pretending it's that now? Because the only idiot who wanted a "dark mature art house drama" out of this was that knucklehead Zack Snyder. Except he's too much of a dudebro retard to know what "art" is.
This is like a linebacker trying to write a sonnet, only the linebacker is a manlet with penis envy issues and a wachowski fixation.
Another fucking useless capeshit thread
I read The Dark Knight Returns after seeing the film
desu if thats what snyder was going for he was way too lighthearted
batman is a straight up wanted criminal who fucks up thugs left and right
>>67660525
how did ben become so JUST?
normally he flirts with the interviewer and fucks every qt there is
>>67660525
People expect the opposite
>>67661098
he's been that way for a few months
him and jennifer garner are in the early stages of filing for divorce
she moved out of their house like two weeks ago
>>67661137
You wouldn't know it, with so many edglelord fags screaming "quips" all over.
You have to understand. They want their cartoon characters to be dark mature, and serious at all times.
Also humor = bad
>>67661152
so what
why doesn't he date that tittymonster from Gone Girl?
>>67661214
>humor = bad
seriousness = bad
>>67660525
becuase no one likes fun
https://youtu.be/hgnz9CbQODY
>>67661365
>>67661214
>>67661277
>you faggots = bad
>>67661514
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dRIqLgkNfY
>>67660525
why do people whine when there is no jokes
>>67661862
Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, didnt have jokes and they were universally liked.
The difference is that those movies were actually good. BvS and Man of Steel were shit.
It has nothing to do with tone or jokes.
The movies were badly made. Shit plot , shit storytelling, wooden acting, etc, etc.
>>67661057
>> Dumb MelPoster
>>67661024
Except that is the type of person who loves Marvel movies
>>67662379
You are saying that because it hit too close to home my fedora wearing friend. You feel insulted but that is how edgleords (like yourself) look.
>>67661024
I hope you did that on purpose.
>>67661930
TDK did have subtle humor
>THIS ISNT A CAR
>Joker's pencil trick
The difference is it wasn't trying to be a meme machine like Guardians of the Galaxy or Deadpool
>>67662622
TDK is still far darker and realistic than BvS or MoS. Although, BvS delt with more interesting concepts.
>>67662429
Dude, he has a Watchmen mug, he probably owns every Marvel movie on Bluray with numerous articles of memorabilia.
>>67662813
Watchmen is dark and edgy with no humor
>>67662974
Who watches superhero movies for the humor?
>man I hope Batman cracks some great jokes in this one
said no one ever
>>67661514
Jesus Christ
>>67663420
Instead lets have Batman just be a cold blooded murderer for no reason besides being edgy
>>67663476
>sensitive about people dying
>wanting light hearted humor
You should probably either switch film interests, you're not really the demographic being aimed for here.
>>67663527
So what you are saying is that this film isnt for me right? This film is for mature adults that can handle dark scenarios right?
You do know you are watching a movie about childrens characters right?
>>67663578
Just sayin you probably would be better off watching Pixar movies with the way you describe your taste anon, nothing wrong with that. Some people can't stand the sight of blood or violence and are sensitive, which isn't bad at all. Those people become great baby sitters or accountants, and this world needs those kinds of people too
>>67661514
just how close are we to getting red pilled on this, how far does the rabbit hole go?
>>67663713
see/hear this
>>67661642
>>67663713
Zack baneposted on purpose dummy
>>67660525
>>67660765
readjusting his enormous package
better q: how do men cross their legs like ben affleck? maybe i just have massive balls but i cannot do it comfortably.
>>67661514
DEEPEST
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>>67660525
Let me guess, you jerk off to Twilight?
>>67660525
No one expects that.
People just expect to be entertained by a movie that doesn't treat them like complete and total retards.
>>67662379
Based on our boy Averagecharles you're wrong, pleb
>>67661514
Fix'ed it
>>67661514
I've changed my mind, this movie is pure kinomography for the ages.
Nolan was working on this movie so they were expecting another Dark Knight.
Comics are for kids! After all, they contain all the things kids love, like:
Flaying, rape, cannibalism, existential despair and a stark criticism of using villains as power fantasies
>Brian Azzarello's Joker
Cold War commentary, discussion of nature vs. nurture
>Superman: Red Son
Ruminations on the meaning of consciousness and the soul, love, sex, and psychedelic potatoes
>Alan Moore's Swamp Thing
Literally nightmarish imagery, heavy layerings of alchemical, mythological, and Jungian collective-subconscious symbols in service of a psychosexual breakdown/rebuilding of the Batman "myth"
>Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on a Serious Earth
Basically all of the above
>The Authority
>>67661514
Snyder wants to keep the meme alive?
That explains the Africa scenes
>>67661514
Im fucking dying
>>67663476
>What is character backstory and motivation
dont worry about that, jokes can substitute that dont worry
>>67660525
>>67661057
>>67662287
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>>67666781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxV99PYX37c&feature=gp-n-y&google_comment_id=z13rcbcitmbrtzbmf22tifdrksvwt1w4b04
i love how amy adams looks like shes in a hostage situation in this shot
