Do you watch movies with your girlfriend?
>>67654477
Not anymore after realising pic related is me and my gf. Always gotta get food or jump on my dick during the best moments.
>girlfriend
Furthest I've gone is a hug.
>>67654477
I watch films and kino with my girlfriend
And she pretends to like them
That's what love is
>>67654477
Its horrible
my gf has a penis and gives me the ol salty popcorn bucket
I just want to put my hand in the bucket and grab popcorn like a normal person
>>67655138
do you have to eat her pussy in return?
I used to but we broke up, she was really patrician also
those were the days
>>67655243
iktf
>having a girlfriend
>actually watching movies
Where do you think you are?
>>67655767
>not having a girlfriend
wow
are you gay?
>>67654477
Me and my step wife do, but then her son comes in and wants to watch capekino
>>67656715
>step wife
wtf is that, your in-law marrying one of your parents?
>>67656715
cuck
>>67656639
Nah he's autistic.
>>67654477
Yeah. Watched batman v superman yesterday.
She won't stop humming the Wonder Woman theme song.
>>67656639
Yeah why you lookin to make 20 bucks?
Yes
>>67654477
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>67654477
GET OUT
Why is she thinking of a bolt in the second panel?
>>67654477
it's a hassle
>>67658939
She's thinking of the nut.
>>67654477
>gf sees Star Wars VII commercial and tells me she's interested in Star Wars
>I DL IV and we watch it
>asks at least twice which planet is Earth
>she falls asleep
>>67658939
She's thinking of putting together some Ikea furniture. There's a pretty decent bookcase shot in the 2nd act of Winter Soldier.
>>67659140
>There's a pretty decent bookcase shot in the 2nd act of Winter Soldier.
Post pics, I need to fap
>>67658817
Nice copy pasta
Yes but sadly she's too into sentimental bullshit, like Anomalisa and Scenes from a Marriage (the last two she proposed).
>>67658817
stop forcing this
>>67658811
Do not post anime outside of your containment board, faggot
>>67659562
>responding to a tripfag
>>67659562
Those are not nice words, sir.
>>67659562
>getting triggered over anime
Pathetic
>>67654477
I do. The thing that sucks is she loves to ask questions during the movie that were either already answered, or obviously will be answered.
>>67654477
>>67654477
Pic is incorrect. 30 minutes into Winter Soldier is the scene where Fury gets attacked in his car.
>>67659634
Pic reminded me.
I see a lot of obvious product placement in new movies, especially Marvel stuff. Is it enough of a profitable business practice to actually be noticeable compared to profits from ticket sales and such?
>>67659682
Fucking this. Watched the new Mad Max with her a few nights ago.
>Is that Max?
>Why are they tattooing him?
>Why are those guys so pale?
>Who is that?
>What is Charlize's character's name?
>Who are those girls?
>Why is there a guy playing guitar?
>Why are they spray painting their mouths?
And so on and so on.
I'm 23 and I have a 40 yr old gfwe have nothing in common but that ass is ridiculous
>>67654477
We go to the theater 4 or 5 times a year. The last movie we saw together was Deadpool. At home we'll occasionally order a ppv movie on directv. But we mostly like different movies. The last movie I watched was The Village, but she gets scared easy so she didnt watch it with me.
>>67659881
post pic
seeing 10 Cloverfield Friday with a girl
what should I expect?
>>67661271
A hacky twist
>>67661271ayy lmaos
>>67659719
Why is Pepay looking at the left edge of my phone? God damn these newfags
>>67654477
Ha...haha...good one anon...I'm so fucking alone
>>67659719
That's one rare pepe...
I'll trade you
>>67661271
Both of you to jump at a certain scene involving a barrel
>>67654477
Yeah I took her to watch deadpool with me around valentines
If we try to watch movies at her house since she has netflix we just end up fucking. I tried to get her to watch star wars three times now but she just gets horny while it's buffering so we never finish it
>>67654477
I watch movies with my friend who is a girl and her boyfriend. We usually smoke some dank ass weedLMAOand have a generally good time. I'm hopelessly in love with her but her bf's a really cool dude and I'd never have a chance with her anyway. Does this make me a cuck?
>>67655080
At least you got a hug, friend
>Class project
>Teacher assigns partners
>Get paired with girl over a 6/10
>Visible disgust washes across their face as they're dealt the what seems to be the greatest injustice they've ever experienced by being paired with you
>Tries to sit as far away from you as possible
>Seems pissed off and distant the entire project
Why are they all like this?
>>67654477
Absolutely
I love watching comedies and campy B-movies from the 70s/80s/90s with her. She's not really into classics or foreign films, but I don't mind watching them alone or with her asleep next to me
Feels good man
>>67662016
let me guess, you started dating a month ago.
>>67662187
yes, you are a cuck of the worst kinds, you never had sex with her, or even seen her having sex.
>First few months of going out with my girlfriend, I'd put up with her interrupting movies at home for sex
>Eventually the rule was laid down that once a movie is put on, we just watch the fucking thing and concentrate
>Never had sex or anything at the movies because we aren't degenerate niggers
>Been married for 6 years now and the rule sticks
What pisses me off now is her checking fucking Instagram every 5 minutes to see what new makeup tutorials are up and shit. Pisses me off to no end when I have to explain literally 10 minutes worth of film because she couldn't go 2 hours without checking her phone.
Anyone who has a girlfriend/wife that's a chink will know what I'm talking about. Those fuckers just can't put their phones away.
>>67664117
i had same thing except my gf got so fat i couldnt even look at her anymore. I dumped her real fucking hard now i got no one.
She keeps gaining weight and is literally like 250lb now. Its fucking gross.
Me and my gf watch campy horror movies on neflix all the time. Also Korean revenge kino.
>>67663903
Don't be a fucking beta dude, show some confidence.
>>67664282
why are you so racist
>>67664282
I feel you bro. I wouldn't call her a chink but I feel yah.
>>67664479
why are you so fucking retarded?
are you literally 12?
>>67664479
>>67664510
>Not calling it as it is
>>67663903
You need to take a shower anon. I promise you won't melt away. Just because your heart is grimy doesn't mean your ass has to be too.
Watching movies with girls is the absolute worst shit
> Non stop talking during every scene
> Romantic scene comes on and she asks why you're not that romantic
> Saying things she doesnt understand are stupid
> Constantly trying to kiss or hug
The list goes on..
>>67664531
>marrying an Asian
>hate chinks
I'm sorry you hate yourself you fucking white male.
>>67664531
>marry her
>be racist
Seems like you couldn't get yourself a white woman so you had to resort to dating an Asian.
>>67664479
you sound mexican
>>67654477
No
And I never will because I have no need or desire to connect emotionally with other human beings
20 NEET really fat
Kind of wish I had a girlfriend
But if it came with a trade off of not being able to finish movies then I probably wouldn't tolerate it for more then a few months
>>67664867
I miss highschool.
>tfw I'm so handsome that even qt3.14s jump at me some times
>tfw when I'm already in, I lose interest.
I just don't like talking about my life with strangers, maybe when I find a qt who's also a friend I'll get gf.
>>67654477
G-girlfriend?
>>67665096
I'm quite serious, I honestly don't care about anyone and never have. I don't mean that in a spiteful way, I just don't have the ability to form relationships.
>>67665267
How old are you though? I've said that before, but I don't feel that way anymore.
yes because i don't date retards who would act like that during a movie (to be fair this is really rare as most girls are retarded)
>>67654477
Depends on the films; me and my ex would watch quite a variety of movies. She never really had seen any of the classics like LoTR, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, etc. so we watched those on my movie nights and I would never mind her just cuddling and not watching the movie so much since I had seen it so many times. Other times we'd watch more indie shit and Miyazaki films which was much much more engaging for the both of the us. Pick your films to watch with your friends and pick films for your girlfriends.
I do sometimes, I made her watch The Room
>>67654477
I tried, always turns into sexy time
>>67664318
Yikes
Don't think it will happen to me though, my gf is a gym rat and has a tight little body, she's actually helping me get in better shape.
>watching The Master with a """"patrician"""" girl
>halfway through she tries to give the succ
>mfw cumming watching a close up of Phoenix monstrous visage
Never again
>>67665657
Haven't seen The Master. Is "Phoenix monstrous visage" referring to his penis? Or what?
>>67663903
Here
http://youtu.be/walnCp3Qfcg
I'm new and would love to be a part of this place btw anyone know where I can find some horror
>>67656715
>step wife
/tv/ never stops amazing me
I watch movies with my girlfriend all the time, we have cinemabinges every 2 weeks up to once a month.
She hates Weekend at Bernie's so it has become a running gag of ours to play Some Like It Hot at the wrong times.
Her favourite movie is Vivre Sa Vie that I made her watch.
She looks a whole lot like MEW in Scott Pilgrim VS The World.
>>67657754
Maybe it's a typo. Maybe he meant Stepford wife.
>>67654477
>netflix
>gf
fucking normie cucks
Always asking questions.
"are those two dating?"
"why are they leaving the house now?"
"is his mom dead? "
I don't know I am watching the film for the first time too, if the director wants to know he will show it in somw sort of way! I just ghost here irl when she does that shit
>>67659857
this is also why i can't watch movies with my parents. With girls I just stomach it and telll them to wait five minutes.
>>67654477
>girlfriend
>netflix
>Captain America 2
How egotistical to you need to be to draw this shit?
>look at me, my woman can't go 30 minutes without wanting to have sex with me, because that's what happens in my real life
>but I'm like NO SEX 4 U LOLZ I LIKE MY SUPERMANS
>like this if ur a superman bro
>>67663903
>>67654477
We can't watch anything together. After 15 minutes we end up getting laid.
Only in cinema maybe but not at home. But she doesn't like cinema - always feels asleep.
The only thing we actually could watch till the end was Zootopia.
>>67664282
Dont be racist, this is 4chan
>>67654477
No but I watch movies with my wife's son
Yes, I watch them while she's getting fucked in the other room by the bull.
>>67669372
>he's still in the honeymoon phase
>not being in a mature long term relationship
>not sitting down to watch cinema and later discuss the philosophical themes and film techniques explored throughout with the love of your life.
fucking pleb.
Im proud to say that my gf will watch any movie with me. Capekino? Done. Animated movies like zoo? Done. Ancient horror like the thing or alien? Done. Great series like lost and fargo? Done.
I feel like im blessed and im pretty damn sure i won't find someone like this again so i'm holding on to her. Bestt thing is, she's a total cutie. You don't have to believe me but it's true. I wish everyone who watches a lot of movies could have such a gf. It really is pretty comfy.
>>67661271
Fcuked my gf as fast as possible after the movie thinking about MEW
Wonder if she guessed
>tfw 10/10 redhead likes me a lot
>tfw have moderate to severe mental illness
After two years of us beating around the bush I finally came out and told her that we can never be. Naturally, she's angry as fuck but I have a self-imposed celibacy thing going on. It's better this way
Thanks for reading my diary entry btw
>>67669807
I cringed hard at this. Great bait
>>67669372
You both sound like massive autists.
>>67670062
You're welcome. Hopefully you will findd happiness in your life
>>67664282
Can confirm, gook gf does this all the time, there is something wrong with them. At first I told her to watch the fucking movie but then I gave up.
Watched memepool yesterday with her. She's very good when it comes to paying attention but we have very different tastes. It's very difficult for the two of is to find something to watch together. I don't think we ever stopped a movie for sexy time though, she's got a low libido so we don't have sex very often. I love her but it's a struggle sometimes.
Sry about the blog
>>67670062
What do you have anon? I have bad OCD which makes me act really weird, I hope to find an understanding girl one day though
>>67664637
Never had a gf the post.
>tfw your gf hates sci fi because its "unrealistic"
>>67654477
I've had a couple of GFs in the past.
I didn't mind watching movies with them, although with one of them it always just ended up with us fucking on the couch instead of paying attention to the movie.
I prefer watching movies alone or with friends though because that way I won't feel judged by the girl if the movie is cringeworthy but can instead laugh with the homies at the shit parts.
She doesn't pay attention to anything I put on. Buried in her phone or my dick.
>>67659881
when I was 21 I dated a girl that was 28.
I felt that age gap was big and we had little to nothing in common other than sexual attraction, but that may have been because of the girl not her age.
How the fuck do you manage?
>>67664637
>romantic scene comes on and she asks why you're not that romantic
every time. She was right though. At the start of our relationship I sometimes brought her flowers and did shit for her, at the end of it I did not because I guess I took her for granted. God bless, you learn a lot from relationships. Feel bad for you guys whos in your mid/late 20s. You'll be fucked when you get in a relationship and don't actually have experience in one.
She was a nice girl though. Hope she is alright.
>>67670103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbvrGiL_s70
>>67659881
Pls give details because this is my fetish
>>67659682
hate this. I always wanna punch her in the face as she says things like this. Just watch the film for fuck's sake.
Watched bvs with her and we both liked it
>>67662187
Kill yourself faggot.
>>67664282
my white gf can't stay off facebook for longer than 20 mins no matter if we're watching something serious, or not. Don't you fucking dare ask me any questions about this shit when you weren't watching it. Makes me rage hard
>>67664282
This is absolutely not specific to chinks. My white gf is just as fucking annoying at this. The most annoying habit they have is waiting until a good or important part of a movie and then they will suddenly start talking about some shit that happened with her friends... Gets me pissed off no end
>>67665267
literal autist
>>67668817
It is on netflix you fucking retard
Sometimes. Our tastes are quite different, so mostly one of us may watch something while the other just does other stuff.
Sometimes one of us insists on watching something together to get the other one's opinion on it.
It's kinda funny that I like silly comedies like anything Zucker-Abrams-Zucker and she doesn't, so I'll put on something like The Naked Gun and have my sides reach orbit while she just sits there.
I can't believe people actually have sex with each other.
It's so disgusting. I hate standing in line close enough to smell someone's breath or feel the heat irradiating from them, let alone rolling around naked with them.
And like everybody has herpes and HPV you know
>>67673802
>Zucker-Abrams-Zucker
absolute pleb
>>67664282
>>67654477
>girlfriend
そうだね
>>67673840
Must be bait or complete aspergers
>>67674038
That's not women. That's attractive women who get social media attention because they're hot.
>>67674038
>they're all making multiple pictures too
jesus
>>67659881
My gf is 58
>>67674072
>Must be bait
What the fuck man
Where am I supposed to go now that 4chan is the new Facebook?
>>67659881
I'm 23 and I have three girlfriends who all know about each other and meet up for coffees and range from 23 to 36
>>67664282
>racemixing
why man
>>67674038
>I had multiple people on facebook unironically post multiple articles about how they were "selfie-shaming" these girls and it was sexist and wrong to make fun of them.
This is the world we live in.
>>67674162
The end of a noose for starters.
I tend not to for the exact reason in the OP
We normally just watch south park or family guy so that we can fuck between episodes
Otherwise she's constantly checking her phone and will start talking about this one time her friend back home did something so funny
Drives me insane
Cinema's alright though, she won't start talking in the middle of a theatre even though I can sometimes feel her eyes staring at me as she wants to whisper something - but I can just ignore that
She is kind of a massive pleb though...
But she doesn't enjoy superhero films and lovedBvSso there's hope yet!
>>67674100
>hot
The only hot one there is the brunette in the lower right corner.
>>67662187
No it just makes you beta as fuck. Go find another girl anon, it'll make it easier and then all 4 of you can smoke weed and watch movies.
>>67674237
The only ones who aren't hot are the fat ones in the top left and bottom left corner respectively. And that's only because hot girls like to keep a few fatties around to boost their ego.
>>67674213
I didn't say I was depressed, I said I don't want people near me.
You sound like you're getting defensive about how much time and effort you put into access to a diseased hole.
whats with all you assholes with sex crazed gf's?
are you baiting?
>>67674444
if you have a gf, try watching a film that isn't a comedy/marvel quip-fest with her and you'll understand
>>67674444
>implying we're not all sex crazed lunatics
Go back to burkha land lmao
>>67654477
Yup. She's pleb as fuck though. Loves capeshit, tolerates a little bit of cinema, can't sit through 20 minutes of kino.
>>67655361
>have to
Eating pussy is one of the best things in life you faggot.
>>67674444
Nice quad 4's
Fit chicks are always horny m8
>>67654477
>girlfriend
>>67674512
still better than BvS
>>67656715
>>67657754
>step wife
It's what happens when you get cucked by a dyke
>>67664282
My bf does this - he is a redditor though so I shouldn't be surprised.
>go to movie
>gf pays for it
>we watch the movie
>she says nothing the whole time
>eats none of my food
>movie ends
>we talk about it a little bit
>go out to a restaurant
>most of the meal is eaten in silence
>she smiles at me
>smile back
>she pays for that too
>go to her house
>fuck
>leave
>see you next week
>repeat
Dating older women is a pretty sweet deal
>>67654477
This comic is so fucking cringy holy shit
>>67659857
holy shit is your gf is mine gf? she would ask the exact fucking things
Watching foreign films with your gf is the worst by far
I only watch flicks with gf, kino, I watch that alone. Normies just distract
>>67674943
>what are they saying anon
>>67671086
You won't.
All current generation women are shit. They're all the same. I know dude, from experience.
>>67654477
Yes, it's max comfy. She has great taste. We like to watch bad movies and laugh at them. No one gets me like she does
>>67654477
No, because she's constantly asking questions.
>who's he?
>what is he doing now?
>why is he going there?
>what does he want?
>why does he say that?
For fucks sake, I don't know, I've been watching the exact same movie as you. There's literally no single piece of information that I have that you didn't also get.
Still not the most annoying person I've watched movies with, though.
>>67654477
I know the feel, my mom can't let go her iPad while watching movies/series anymore and it's impossible to enjoy them while she flicks around Facebook during the movie and clearly doesn't know what's going on half the time.
>watch film with gf
>that feel when she's the one watching and I'm the annoying one
