Obamacare BTFO edition
Merges and Medevacs subedition
It is Wednesday, my dudes
Bump for 10 minutes until the merge!
>no waifus left edition
>>67654329
>
>>67654380
Only good waifus allowed
>>67654329
that was last thread
>>67654439
There was a random KSharb sighting like last week
Is Aubrey the frumpiest woman to every play this game? Everything about her just screams "single in my mid 30's".
going all the way
>>67654628
Frumpiest young woman? Probably. But in terms of older ladies, Kass is the definition of frump
>carries the idol in his pocket
>"""""brains"""""
>>67654690
Nah, Kass was just a bitch.
>>67654686
Top 5 waifu material
>>67654573
I love Richard Hatch!
>>67654738
Isn't he still in prison?
>>67654755
He's just on the latest season of The Biggest Loser last month.
>>67654733
>Kass was just a bitch.
The Survivor Facebook page is thataway
Kass was great
>>67654755
He was on the most recent season of The Biggest Loser
>>67654755
Oh god, I forgot he even went to prison.
>>67654573
so qt
So once Scott hooks up with Jason, they'll know where all three idols are. Cydney is still with them and everybody else seems to trust them.
If at least two of Scott, Cydney, and Jason don't make the final four then they have nobody to blame but themselves.
wow Tai is packing
>Black merge buff
>>67654872
Scott
Jason
Cydney
Tai
Blond chick from beauty
They just need to pull in one more.
Nick is gone lmao
>>67654965
has 2 min of screentime since season started. Suddenly Debbie confessional that she loves him
RIP
>THEY'RE BULLIES!
idol play inc
Ugh I hate this idol twist. Stop trying to bring back the god idol
>>67655067
The hidden immunity idol ruined survivor desu
If they can actually get that super idol in play, this will be the best season yet.
>debbie has a different occupation listed every time
good meme
>>67655044
> Brawn + Tai in minority
> Jason and Tai combine their idols into super idol
> Play it after votes are revealed so they don't have to guess who the other alliance targets
> Take control of the game
>>67655095
alliances killed survivor
>>67655125
voting killed survivor
>>67655169
probst killed survivor
>>67655177
mark burnett killed survivor
Official Top 5 Survivors of All-Time Ranking
1. Kim Spradlin
2. Brian Heidik
3. Parvati
4. Boston Rob
5. Cirie
Thoughts?
Crashing this plane
With no Survivors
NEAL MEDEVAC INCOMING
Survivor was a mistake
>>67655221
1. Rupert
Thats all you need to know
>>67655228
If I ever play Survivor, I'd make it a point to banepost as much as possible in my confessionals
>>67655247
Rupert's a faggot aggressive entitled fat fucking piece of shit
>>67655125
This.
I used to watch every season of survivor because i actually liked it and found it interesting, but over the years it became more and more annoying because every single person tries to play it exactly the same.
>hurrr i watch this show so the very first day i get there i need to make an alliance of these people and these people
>i'm going to plan out everything and take these people with me
>nvm now i am going to go with these people this will work better
Everyone making alliances with each other immediately because "it worked for these people on the show" is so fucking boring.
I stopped watching for a long time but i'm starting again for some waifus and cause i'm bored.
omg Jason is such a bully
>implying beauties would go to the dance with orc-human Jason
does Jason think real life is like high school
Skinny Neal kinda looks like ReviewBrah in certain shots
>>67655326
If you think about it, real life is like high school
>>67655358
shit I guess that explains why I'm still a failure
>>67655326
Any closed group of people will eventually turn into high school, guaranteed.
Has anyone ever watched the foreign versions of Survivor?
>muh idols
what's your favorite idol anime senpaitachi, mine's idolmaster
>>67655405
These last ten yrs have been bad enough
>>67655405
You mean real life?
>>67655405
I watched some of the French one (didn't like the pacing), and I'll watch the Australian one later this year. Hopefully it's better than Australia's last attempt
>>67655326
Real life is like high school, sadly. Even when you're an adult and trying to be a normal well adjusted person, you are surrounded by people who treat life like high school, it's ridiculous. People always have cliques, and in those cliques there is a smaller clique that shit talks the rest of the clique and all that.
Life is a nightmare.
Rush Hour is awful
>>67655480
the whole damn world is just as obsessed with whose the best dressed and whose having sex
>>67655221
Boston Rob is clearly the best player. He essentially won two times and not in a meme way like Sandra.
Everyone dying of sepsis
yikes Tai medevac inc
ew, delete this show pls
>it's a this challenge episode
God damn, errybody dying out there
Just as long as there are no more bugs in ears I can handle it.
>tfw aubry will never put your ball on her disc
>tai the ballmaster
No suprise
Julia reminds me of Abi, but less crazy and without that Brazilian booty.
Damn son, Nick about lost it several times
Manlet BTFO
>>67655791
>without that Brazilian booty
So, worthless.
>>67654965
we took the bait
I want Nick to play his idle and celebrate after thinking he won, then Jason and Tai play the super idol and shock everyone.
Dubs and this happens.
>>67655791
It's that braid, small stature and round face. Abi tweets about her "mini me" all the time.
>>67655832
oops
BALLS DANCING ALL OVER THE PLACE
>tfw you'll never, ever, be a pretty girl
>>67655934
Jason = Eddy
Scot = Ed
Who's Double D?
> You will never be the pretty little girl
>>67655988
Obviously Tai
Nick and Neal are so slimy lmao
>>67655934
>gag me
Dang, what a slutty minx. My dick twitched a little.
Cydney is literally a horse
This is bullshit
Probst knows damn sure that he would never do this sort of thing 16 years ago. If I was anyone on the tribe, I wouldn't say anything.
i want the black girl to sit on my face
DELET THIS
>penis inspection day
FUCK OFF JEFF
They shouldnt have made this into a big production
>tfw get zits like that on my back
hurts so bad
WHAT THE FUCK
>>67656143
Well the reason is because Neal's getting medevaced.
RIP NEAL
>>67656165
That would be horse hockey
>>67656132
>>67656132
>flashbacks to elementary school
just put some neosporin on it jesus christ
BULLSHIT SHOW
IM DONE
>jeff probe and an abbo dr
>getting pulled from the game over a fucking cut
Yup. I'm done with this show.
>>67656258
bye
Neal
FUCK I PICKED NEAL IN MY FANTASY GAME
FUCK
FUCK
I'M GOING TO LOSE SO MANY POINTS
>>67655236
called it
Poor Neal :(
>>67656273
>picking a spaz
Scott and Joe are my picks.
>>67656268
Cya. Enjoy getting cucked by CBS over bullshit "rules".
finally one of the filthy kikes goes out.
>>67655221
Sandra is the greatest Survivor player of all-time. Never won an individual challenge and yet she's 2/2 as a player. She won the most competitive season ever cast despite being an outright bitch. Her strategy is bulletproof too. Anyone but me is the best way to play Survivor.
Neal and Caleb deserve second chances.
Wow, Aubrey is a fucking bitch.
Still not as bullshit as Erik's medevac from Caramoan
Neal's fucking back
>>67656367
what was that for?
>>67656317
Sandra got lucky and ended up with people no one liked sitting next to her...twice.
>>67656375
no he's gone
>>67656388
to guarantee Cochroach a win
>>67656398
>>67656394
Outlast, nigga. That's a legit strategy going into FTC. You want to be sitting next to people that everyone despises more than you.
If people are going to act like Russell Hantz didn't deserve to win over that bimbo in Samoa, then the opposite should also be true for Sandra.
Such a shit show
Seriously done
>trying to build a roster for a survivor medivac redemption series
I hate jeff probes fucking face
I wanna break his arms and cram em and be like
"Jeff, not lookin too good!"
>>67656388
He felt dizzy after walking back from tribal.
He placed 5th on Day 36
>my waifu chimps out next episode
Neal's Ponderosa video already up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3qDwkBqpFc
>salted ice cream
>>67656388
He's talked about his medical evac and it was worse and he said than it showed on the show. He legit had no idea who had been voted out or what day it was.
>>67656499
So do the people voted out before the jury go home? Wouldn't that spoil a lot of stuff?
>>67656797
They go on a paid vacation. Last season Vytas went home instead, spoiled the entire season and got banned from the reunion
>>67656864
A 36-day vacation sounds like torture honestly.
>>67656949
He came home from his vacation "to be with his son" and then went on a different vacation without him. Vytas is a sleazeball
>no tits at ponderosa
;_;
Does anyone else here go on Sucks? r/survivor is cancer and people here honestly think Russell should have won Samoa.
>>67656317
Sandra had two people she could beat in HvV, Russell and Parvati. She spent the whole entire post-merge trying to get out Russell and jump to the bottom of the Heroes alliance.
She is fucking terrible
>>67657840
If anything is cancer then it's survivorsucks. And redditors are right for once. He should have won and I'm not his fan. Even Probst think the same.
>>67657888
>going to the finals against people you can beat makes you a bad player
Yeah it was clear from the edit he got that Neal wasn't going anywhere this season. It's too bad he had to go this way though, I feel like he was a real player. Funny to compare his exit with Caleb's. Like night and day, wonder who's gonna be back in s34 kek.
Also Nick looks like this season's 'guy who's invisible pre-merge and becomes huge post-merge'.
>>67655221
Mr. Freeze is overrated. He's a great player but you have to consider that he was the only person in his season who was even playing. I would love to see him play again and prove me wrong though.
Also he made for boring TV. That probably doesn't hold much weight for people but the guy had like two interesting confessionals the whole season.
