>This dimension lends the film a gravity and level of interest that places it at the opposite end of the spectrum from such sophomoric Marvel movies as “The Avengers: Age of Ultron,” “Guardians of the Galaxy” and “Deadpool.” All three feature brainless, low-stakes action that’s as interesting as watching a waiter fall down the stairs while carrying a tray of dishes; juvenile, self-referential jokes that are neither clever nor funny; and an imaginative perspective whose boundaries are marked by other movies and comic books.
>“Batman v Superman” may be pretentious, but it’s far more mature and ambitious than these other films, and it’s even occasionally interesting. A hauntingly painted tableau in which Superman is surrounded by worshippers on Mexico’s Day of the Dead underlines how eerie and alien it would be to have a superbeing among us. Moreover, the film considers the ramifications of superbeings to a depth rarely attempted in the 78-year history of these characters.
http://nypost.com/2016/03/30/batman-v-superman-is-too-smart-for-marvel-fans/
MARVEL BFTO
>>67650995
People are this heated about super hero movies. I miss original films.
i seriously don't understand why this movie is this divisive for people. I mean this is next level compared to MoS! Every thread has become capeshit on this board and while this does happened with new releases, it's showing no signs of slowing down. some people hate this film (pic related) some love it, others like it or don't and then there are those who think it is just okay.
I mean really, was this Snyder's true plan? is this truly the age of kinography? or just more shit?
Quality capeshit thread op, really keeping me informed in all the shit about capeshit
>>67650995
>I wouldn’t call “Batman v Superman” the most coherent film of the year, but it’s pretty much the opposite of mindless entertainment, and some of the critical complaints sound a lot like, “Thinking makes my head hurt.”
I agree with this
>>67650995
>too smart for Marvel fans
That's not even a high bar.
>>67651307
People do far more stupid things for a lot less, especially on internet.
>>67650995
same author
http://nypost.com/2016/03/24/escape-from-new-york-turned-out-to-be-so-so-wrong/
>>67652938
why do conservatives like BvS so much? i think that might be one of the trends in liking this film
>>67652980
Because fedoras and liberals are BTFO. The same happened with Man of Steel.
>movies about characters made for children who dressed up in spandex and capes and punch each other should be smart
capeshit is cultural genocide
>>67653090
that movie made me realize i was a lolbertarian
>>67653090
Based Shapiro, will the traitorous Jew may once again rise from the depths of shame after all?
He's right of course. The only Marvel film that can match BvS is Winter Soldier.
>>67653090
I guess my transformation from libcuck to a rational human being is complete. It's true what they say, if you're not a conservative before you are 30, you don't have a brain.
I will forever look back upon my college years with regret how I could have been so misguided. And that was still before the SJW PC invasion.
>“Batman v Superman” may be pretentious, but it’s far more mature and ambitious than these other films, and it’s even occasionally interesting. A hauntingly painted tableau in which Superman is surrounded by worshippers on Mexico’s Day of the Dead underlines how eerie and alien it would be to have a superbeing among us. Moreover, the film considers the ramifications of superbeings to a depth rarely attempted in the 78-year history of these characters.
I was starting to feel like I'm crazy for thinking this, but I'm apparently not alone. The silent majority is awakening and capeshit will be great again.
>>67653285
Define liberal and conservative. If you fit in on /pol/, you're too stupid to be considered human.
>>67653383
Same here. It may be a deeply flawed film, but it has far more value than anything Marvel has put out. Again, Winter Solider is the only quality Marvel film.
>>67652980
Because they're underage memers that don't actually know a thing about film
>>67653454
>Define liberal and conservative.
That's a great test, actually. People's inability to actually describe what those ideologies are about always gets to me.
"these fucking liberals are trying to censor me"
yeah about that
BASED SNYDER
>>67653454
If you unironically hate Trump, you are worse than /pol/
>>67653454
I'm sorry to hear your time ran out.
>>67653383
>capeshit will be great again
is this a joke? or just more /v/ looking to get upreplies?
>>67653517
>conservatives
>underage
>>67653454
>it's a redditor mentions the boogeyman for no reason post
welp
>>67653540
>you're either with us or against us
That's regressive left rhetoric and not a great way to make things happen in politics.
>>67653540
Say hi to your sister when you fuck her for me.
>>67653383
capeshit was never great and never will be great
I enjoyed it.
coulda been 30 minutes shorter.
>>67653517
its funny because I keep seeing this image being posted by marvel shills
meanwhile literal kiddies love marvel shit.
>The Scriptural view is that the world is divided into two groups: those who believe in Snyder Christ and those who do not believe in him, those who are in the kingdom of God (DC) and those who are in the kingdom of darkness (Marvel). There is no middle ground. There is no room for fence-sitters. Snyder said, "He who is not with me is against me" (Matthew 12:30).
>>67653586
I only have brothers senpai
Which one is fucking you in the ass?
>>67650995
>capeshit
>smart
No, one of the problems of the film is that it takes itself too seriously and it thinks itself as smart, even though it ends up being just more of the same capeshit.
Can't even say it's DC's AoU, more like DC's TASM2.
>>67653571
On here(/tv/) yes
>>67653614
>they cut out 30 minutes already
Maybe DC should bribe reviewers BEFORE the reviews are made.
>>67652336
+1. I never really expected anything from this movie other than capeshit and its Batman vs Superman, but I have never felt this powerful impact to a movie for quite a long time. The last time that a movie had a profound effect on me of this caliber was Passion of The Christ, BvS had more.
What has Snyder created?
>>67653680
do you have proof you're a /tv/ poster before the invasion?
try not to play it safe by posting something thats still spammed and can be easily found with a quick google search
>>67653906
do you have proof you were le ebig /tv/ poster be le bad guy invasion meme?
fucking kill yourself jesus christ
>hurr people who like BvS are kids
>uhh wtf are u an oldfag like me? stop hating marvel please
>>67653554
The entirety of /tv/ is /v/ trying to get (You)'s these days.
It doesn't matter that BvS attempted to be intelligent if it fucking failed in the attempt.
Snyder just isn't talented enough to make costumed asskickers seem anything more than silly.
It's funny. Only BVS evoked this kind of response from /tv/ that I hadn't seen in a while. BVS is baneworthy, it's capekino, it's /tv/.
>>67650995
Oh ok. So the critics matter when they agree with you. Got it.
>>67652714
>Look at this screen cap I cherry picked!
>>67653090
>I'm literally a sneaky backstabbing jew that will do anything to smear trump
There are your (you)s. Thanks for another quality thread.
>>67654040
Trump disagrees, faggot. He loved the movie.
>>67650995
MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON US ALL
Yes that line did go straight over my head
>far more ambitious
I agree
>mature
Not so much here. Having Batman kill so easily served no purpose other than giving Snyder an easy mode for cool action scenes. If Batman can't kill, you have to be clever about your action, and that's out of Zack's reach. That's not "mature" to me
>>67654067
The Great Batman V Superman shitpost wars. Dawn of Capekino.
>>67653966
is that a no then you disgusting fucking meme tourist plebeian?
>>67654067
That's because you're new
and missed drive and tree of life and many more
But its expected when you're only here because you found us due to being laughed out of /co/ and baneposting
Marvel only wishes it had directors as ambitiously derivative as Snyder.
>>67653771
lol
>>67652980
Jesus, rich white vigilante, patriotism, serious tone with minimal trigger-topic pandering
True kino comes along once every ten to fifteen years or so. The true challenge is recognizing it. /tv/ passed that challenge. I'm proud of you /tv.
>>67653868
Passion of the Superman.
>>67654099
also this is why he should be president
>>67654227
So it's like their safe space?
Who was Lex referring to at the end? Who heard the bell?
>>67650995
No.
The film is profoundly retarded. Right down to the fucking logos they made for the rest of the Justice League. Jesus Christ.
>>67654111
Batman killing isn't just for cool action scenes, though. There's a whole character and thematic arc.
>>67653486
>Again, Winter Solider is the only quality Marvel film
Wait, what about Spiderman and Spiderman 2?
>>67654180
/co/ can't intimidate anyone. /pol/, /v/ and /a/ walked over them constantly. They're kind of cute when they try to be the anti-/a/.
>>67654257
Pretty much. There's even some sandniggers stuff in there.
I mean, that's fine. Everyone should get entertainment they like.
>>67653703
>During the filming of the port battle at Batman v Superman, reports say that Snyder was found wandering along the port. In one such instances he was reported to have walked on water which greatly terrified his cast and crew at that time. Affleck, out of fear, shouted "Snyder, if it is you, tell me to come to the water!"
>"Come". Snyder said.
>Affleck was reported to walk on water for a few feet but then sank. He cried out "Snyder save me!"
>Immediately Snyder reached out his hand and caught him. Snyder was heard saying "Bin Muhammad Afflecki, why did you doubt?"
>>67654099
since 2013
>>67653486
>but it has far more value than anything Marvel has put out
No, it doesn't.
It's the same shit as Age of Ultron, a movie more focused on building up sequels and forgetting to be it's own movie.
Even Doomsday felt like he was forced into the movie.
>>67654281
God of Apathy, the only God that fedoras can respect.
>>67654180
Fuck off marvelkek. Back to your containment board.
>>>/shit/
>>67654358
>implying AoU wasn't pure capekino
Destined to be misunderstood just like BvS.
>>67654140
wheres your proof that you arent reddit you fucking pleb?
>>67654367
>marvelkek
>kek
>censoring yourself
Ultimate form of cuckholdry, not that I expected anything else from a DCuck.
>>67654180
oh please. Drive was all about the jacket and times that you acted like the Driver, Tree of life barely had any presence just for a couple of days
>>67654305
Yea sure, but I was thinking of the MCU. Spiderman films came before MCU technically.
>>67654281
Warner Bros.
The Age of Shit has begun.
>>67654111
It did serve a purpose
The intro of his parents dying weren't show us his backstory, it was to set up "Martha" and to juxtapose what he felt when Zod brought down Wayne Tower.
He became the Bat to avenge his parents death and do right by them, now he is the Bat and seeing it again and it's something so powerful that the alien could kill everyone on Earth. He became more unhinged desperate to end all living Kryptonians (just Superman now) until he heard "Martha" again and saw Lois rush to save her boyfriend. He had a "what the fuck am I doing?" moment.
At the end, he goes to Lex's cell and doesn't brand him (which was symbolic for killing) and he say's that he will do right by Superman in death, since he failed him in life.
Bruce/Batman was the only person that i thought had a crystal clear motive in this whole film
>>67654367
>2014+ poster telling anyone to leave
I can't stop laughing
post your top 10 cinema of all time
>>67654067
>BvS is baneworthy
agreed
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dRIqLgkNfY
>>67654358
Stick around pleb, maybe you can learn a thing or two.
>>67650995
BTFO
T
F
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>>67654298
Too bad that arc wasn't shown in the film.
>>67654430
Batman was basically John the Evangelist. Think about it. He's going to create the Justice League and everything, the Church of Superman.
>>67654482
>pleb
That's rich coming from a capeshitter.
>>67650995
And the apologists come out of the wood works.
>>67650995
>BFTO
>Being this pretentious about capeshit
Nuke this board 2bh. At least make a containment board for this shit before it's too late.
>>67653383
>the film considers the ramifications of superbeings to a depth rarely attempted in the 78-year history of these characters
Someone doesn't read comics. That shit happens all the time.
>>67654486
You're fucking dumb, m8.
>>67654523
Woahh...
Snyder, you truly are the next M. Night Shyamalan.
>>67654430
Why did Superman call his mom Martha?
>Marvel flicks comes out, everyone goes to see it and forgets everything about it instantly
>DC kino comes out, people are still talking about it three years later
I feel bad for marveldrones. They're defending what boils down to cinematic fast food.
>>67654550
>At least make a containment board for this shit before it's too late.
Oh, you mean /co/?
>>67654550
the containment board is called /tv/
>>67654537
That didn't answer anything.
>>67654584
Praise Superman Returns!
>>67654342
Our savior
>>67654561
Okay.>
>>67654567
>please just save my mom
>who the fuck is his mom?
>>67654584
People are talking because the reviews were mostly 5/10s, which wasn't expected, for some reason.
>>67654584
You and your handful of no taste twitter friends from your Zack Snyder fan site are not everyone, charles
>>67650995
I bet Marvel fans didn't even get the Lolita reference.
>>67654626
Why would Superman think saying her name would make him stop? Just admit that it was handled poorly.
>>67654601
you are retarded
>>67654662
I bet they didn't get the Citizen Kane reference.
>>67654486
To be fair, the arc is shown in the film. It's just that Snyder sucks at portraying it properly. He puts a lot of focus on symbolism and shit but fails to capture the emotional essence of a scene, which leaves it feeling like the character hasn't progressed.
>>67654694
When you're injured, do you ask bystanders to call your mother or wife, or do you give them their full name and contact?
And Superman knew who Batman was.
>>67654694
he thought he was about to die
But that's exactly why the second half of the movie is terrible.
It's terrible because it tries to adhere to the hype that previous Marvel movies have shown off.
The film just have been called Dawn of Justice.
The whole Bats vs Supes is a marketing gimmick, as well as Doomsday and Wonder showing up to cater to the post-Avengers blockbuster feeling.
Luther's character did the same thing halfway through.
>>67654713
No, you are retarded. Batman had no arc. We never saw him handling criminals in a different way before he saw Superman. He was brutal Batman the entire film.
>>67654662
>lolita
>not hypersphere
Are all capeshit dc drones this entry level?
>>67654099
>Trump disagrees, faggot.
Good thing he's not gonna be in charge of hollywood then.
>>67654775
true, act 3 was full marvel shit
>>67654601
did you not read his post??
>>67654737
>When you're injured, do you ask bystanders to call your mother or wife, or do you give them their full name and contact?
Are you serious?
>>67654662
I fucking hate Snyder. I really really fucking hate him.
I came in expecting to watch capeshit and he gives me this deep, philosophical and spiritual movie its just that involves super heroes. I had to watch the movie 4x just to get all the subtle references that Snyder has icreated in his fillm. After finally understanding the movie, I have felt this sense of enlightenment that I 'm afraid that I will never ever get again.
Fuck you Snyder. Fuck you. You have no right to create something this beautiful. You have no fucking right.
>>67654609
>/tv/ likes this talentless hack
Tell me it's a joke.
I was dragged to that piece of shit, and it only showed that he's actually getting worse over the years.
>>67654827
Embrace the light anon.
>>67654662
I bet you didn't even get the Raymond Chandler reference
The Lolita reference occurs literally on the first page of the novel
>>67654808
This. But Snyder tried to break the generic chains that constrained him but capitalism won in the end.
Has anyone figured out what the horses meant? Were they a Four Horseman reference?
>>67654746
So?
>>67654827
>le grill is fucking real
>>67654793
>never saw him handling criminals in a different way before he saw Superman.
No, instead it was implied in a two-second conversation between Bruce and Alfred.
>>67654808
>only made in hopes of emulating marvels movie thing
The whole thing is marvel shit
BB and TDK are the only thing that isn't
>>67654099
I thought Trump was anti-Islam.
>>67654901
Are you braindead?
Doing even a good thing can have bad consequences for other people.
That's what the horse scene meant.
>>67654775
>>67654808
Despite the third act being a huge slugfest it is still full of parallels and imagery.
Lex Luthor wanted to make Superman seem as a monster to the world.
Lex Luthor helped make Batman turn into a monster throughout the movie.
Lex Luthor made Doomsday, a fusion of kryptonian and human.
Doomsday was a dark reflection of both Superman and Batman, and the culmination of Lex's machinations. He represented both what Lex had tried to turn Superman and Batman into as well as humanity's hatred for Superman.
Doomsday was also the Anti-Christ to Superman's Christ-like figure.
>>67654937
BRAVO SNYDER
>Next time they shine your light in the sky, don’t go to it. The Bat is dead. Bury it. Consider this mercy.
Batman got TOLD
>>67654793
>Batman's arc wasn't what I wanted it to be
>so he had no arc
lol
>>67654584
Probably because DC didn't release a single other movie up until a week ago.
>>67655029
>you're making people live in fear with your vigilante shit
>now excuse me as I make you live in fear with my vigilante shit
And this could have been good if this hypocrisy were addressed again.
>>67654964
>Doomsday was a dark reflection of both Superman and Batman, and the culmination of Lex's machinations.
It's time to stop. This is getting silly. The script was a fucking mess and making up artistic interpretations that they didn't even intend isn't gonna magically make it better.
>>67654890
>>67654964
No, I agree, and it was deeper than Marvel shit, but the studio clearly forced him to work around big dumb boss battle fight at the end, because Marvel does it too.
>>67654854
Dude, it's irony.
DCfags have meme'd so much about Zack saving capeshit, only to have BvS be absolute garbage, that it's practically a meme at this point.
>>67654964
Bullshit. Lex was meant to have the same motives as Batman.
The third act made him into some r/atheism kid trying to expose/defeat a 'God' for his own vanity.
And Doomsday was just trailer bait.
They should've had Luther be interested in the real estate and profiteering off the battle between Superman and Zod.
>>67655105
>my imagination created an arc, so there is an arc
>>67655123
what vigilante shit was superman doing that was anything like branding criminals and shooting people with machine guns?
>>67655105
>lol
How's it going, fellow Redditor?
>>67654484
h-how do we respond marvel bros?
>>67654584
I'd rather be forgettable than be remembered for being shit
>>67655105
Batman's arc was represented onscreen more by symbolism and quick bits of dialogue than by story beats. That's not a good way to present a character arc.
>>67655171
>They should've had Luther be interested in the real estate and profiteering off the battle between Superman and Zod.
This isn't the 80's anymore. If you want this shit go watch Daredevil.
>>67655175
>character goes from philosophy a to philosophy b by the end of the story
>not an arc because????
great counter point.
>>67655145
>>67655171
plebs pls stahp
>>67655210
There's not only one way of presenting a character arc.
>>67655206
BvS is actually going to be remembered as the 1000th time critics got it wrong
>>67655167
I really hope it's all just memeing.
It feels like we're already being flooded by idiots who think they're in good company.
>>67655175
>>67655210
Not my fault you didn't get, or even watch the movie. It's not like there was a funeral scenes for plebs explaining it or anything.
>>67655222
But the movie was already making commentary about the middle-east and government policy.
I feel like that would've made sense. Guess not.
>>67655245
Doesn't matter whether I stop or not. The fact remains that BvS was a trainwreck.
>>67655259
Yes, there is, but some of those ways are good and some of those ways are shit. Snyder focused too much on details and symbolism, and it left a lot of the film devoid of emotion.
>>67655301
>movie goes full retard
>NO YOU JUST DON'T GET IT
Keep bawling, anon. Your tears are delicious.
>>67655237
>batman is a brutal killer vigilante before fight with superman
>the pivotal moment is Superman saying his mommy's name
>suddenly they're friends
>he's still brutal murderbat
>this is a good arc
Beautiful.
>>67655318
A diamond in the rough is still a diamond.
>>67652336
>i seriously don't understand why this movie is this divisive for people
It's liberals, anon.
A review I read a while back say that the movie came off as "fascist" and "authoritarian".
>>67655310
Luthor was never doing a Fisk, dude.
>>67655389
>Batman doesn't have the arc I want
>so he has no arc
You're just double downing on being retarded bro.
http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2016/03/29/in-defense-of-zack-snyder/
http://www.forbes.com/sites/markhughes/2016/03/29/zack-snyder-loves-superman-and-batman-v-superman-proves-it/#5c66102f258e
Brave journalists are finally taking responsibility to counter the vitriolic narratives present in the mass media about BvS.
This is the turning point.
>>67655464
http://www.dailywire.com/news/4440/critics-are-wrong-go-see-batman-v-superman-its-ben-shapiro
There's more
>>67654111
Having Batman kill people puts a heavier emphasis on why Superman finds it so important to stop him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgnz9CbQODY
>>67655412
BvS isn't even close to a diamond.
It's a turd. And Snyder didn't even have the sense to polish it first.
>>67655464
>This is the turning point.
more like it's time to get those clicks by claiming the most outlandish and contrarian things
>>67655448
He doesn't have an arc, period. Nothing about his character or actions change, other than suddenly being buds with Superman.
>>67655536
Perhaps one day the light of Lord Synder will shine upon you, and you will renounce your pleb ways.
>>67655558
If a asking audiences to *think* about what they are watching on screen is outlandish then well....I don't know what to tell you
>>67655499
Um, no, because this Superman killed in MoS, and it hasn't been established that he's all anti-killing, now. Putting the guy holding Lois hostage through a wall is pretty brutal. Saying he doesn't care about the collateral damage is rescue may have caused doesn't convince me he's all "ohmigod the value of all life."
>>67655571
Ok bro, if you say so.
>>67655571
He stopped killing after Superman died.
>>67655578
One day Zach Snyder'll direct something competent and worth watching.I can bullshit too.
>>67655611
>think
JAR
>>67654099
Is that real? I remember seeing it months ago but cant find it on google.
>>67655285
>>67655167
>>67654854
this board isn't for you
>>>/reddit/
Reminder: Jesus started as a carpenter
>2009 /tv/
>movie's a laughable mess
>/tv/ laughs at how fucking bad it is
>2016 /tv/
>movie's a laughable mess
>contrarians in denial cry about how it's actually high art that people are too stupid to understand
This movie does not deserve debate. It's shit. Period. There is nothing even remotely watchable about it. The themes that you so lovingly defend were hamfisted, unsubtle, and very poorly executed. Snyder tried to make capekino and ended up making something beneath capeshit as a result.
Snyder failed.
>>67655105
this
>>67655733
And now Snyder will end as one after BvS.
POTTERY
>>67655694
>>>/reddit/
DCucks everybody. Say what a DCuck doesn't like and they'll just try to shoo you away to their favorite site.
>>67655644
He hasn't actually stopped (there's not enough screentime after Superman's death for that), he just says he's going to stop. Doesn't have the same impact.
>>67654926
So he knew luthor was going to kill his mother and bruce didnt know, so he just tried asking the madman, he gave it a shot
>>67655776
kek
>>67655784
He didn't brand Luthor.
>>67655648
You will see the light, they all do in the end, even the shallowest of Marvel drones do.
>>67654556
He assumed you would be thinking of movies while reading an article about one.
>>67655496
>ben shapiro knows about the Injustice series
that surprises me actually
>>67655809
We both know that's not true.
>>67655496
>It's Awesome. Yes, Seriously.
Stopped reading there.
>>67655838
Then why would he indicate the history of the comics with the 78 year history line? Superman didn't start as a movie.
>>67655644
He literally killed the flame thrower dude and that other guy. And I'm pretty sure he kills at least a few guys in the scene before. I think a Killing Joke esque scene inserted earlier in the film could have created an arc for him.
But in the film as it is right now, there is no arc. He's murderbat both before and after "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?" bullshit.
>>67655855
Me too, seems he is a big DC fan.
>>67655917
Superman wasn't dead then and he was desperate to save Martha. They were also manslaughter.
>>67655870
soon
>>67655978
Go to bed, Zach. You're making me like his shitty movies even less.
>>67655855
Who?
>themes = smart
fuck off, DCucks
>>67655917
No matter how many times you say "there is no arc," it won't become true just because you want it to be.
>>67655794
And that might be believable if Superman knew about their mothers having the same name, as well as Batman's parent hang up.
I think there is something clever you could do with the same mom name thing, but what Zack Snyder did came off as contrived.
Its one of the worst movies I've seen for this year so far
from worst to not as shit
1. batman v superman
2. pride and prejudice and zombies
3. deadpool
4. zoolander 2
5. the 5th wave
6. the forest
>mfw the bible to the DC Extended Universe that Snyder is following is literally the Bible
>>67655807
I don't feel like he would've branded Luthor before, either, though. Luthor was already in prison, and the news report made it sound like Bats branded sex offenders. If seeing Batman threaten the shit out of Luthor and brand the wall was supposed to convince me he's a changed man, it failed.
>>67656000
This. It's just another excuse by DCucks in denial.
The DCCU is stillborn, and if Snyder's still in charge of shit, there'll be no chance of recovery.
>>67655960
>Superman wasn't dead then
Why does that matter?
Man, I thought the "people are too dumb to get BvS" is just a meme. But this thread proves it's actually true.
How can man stand against such boundless plebitude?
>>67656052
Just stop, anon. These idiots'll come up with literally any excuse because it's easier than admitting that they like a bad movie.
>>67656011
>Deadpool worse than Zoolander, the 5th wave and the forest
>He thinks he's cool..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk7RVw3I8eg
>>67656022
Batman fucked up everybody that mistreat women, because Batman have issues with the feminine figure. Luthor in a dark reflection is constantly killing women and he threatened to kill Martha.
So no, Batman would have definitely branded him. He stopped because of Superman's death. He felt guilty.
>>67656008
It doesn't matter how many times you claim there is an arc, there isn't one.
Its okay to like both until they make it not okay to like both and at that point you need to pick a side and I choose to pick the side that treats me with respect instead of the source material
>>67656053
I don't know, anon.
I don't know.
>>67656080
Watch the movie again, then get back to me, kid.
>>67656052
Really? Really?
>>67656053
we must give snyder all out money as seed towards a better, brighter future
praise be DC
>>67652714
BVS had me in theaters thinking a bit too deep. Didn't expect that. Really didn't.
Fucking mind trip, this. I love it, can't wait to get the Blu-ray. Movie was too short. Need more, lots and lots more.
>>67656053
Wait are you stepping up to me?
>>67656053
It's reaching critical mass. The plebs unironically think they're patrician at this point.
>>67656053
People are simply just too fucking stupid for it.
Ironic, when you consider it's a fucking superhero movie. Snyder did the impossible. He made a superhero movie that was too smart for audiences.
What have you done Snyder? What have you done?
>>67656010
To add to this, all Zack really had to do is establish that Superman refers to his mother by her first name. It's not exactly unusual, and it would fix the broken logic of it.
Can't fix the "suddenly best buds" bullshit though.
>>67656139
I'm serious too, Johnny Foreigner
You will be curbstomped back to /v/ if you are
>>67656167
>Can't fix the "suddenly best buds" bullshit though.
I'm offended you missed the point this much.
>>67656107
I've seen it three times. There is no arc, buddy.
>>67650995
>>67655464
This is just the start.
A steady stream of articles like this will be released up until the director's cut is released (which might be in theaters) at which point the media perspective will be completely changed and capekino will be embraced. If Jesus rose in 3 days, then Snyder will rise in 3 months -- he never claimed to be better than God...just somewhere close.
WB literally said it doesn't take itself seriously
>>67656110
yes
batman doesn't even know superman, they were buds for like ten minutes
>>67650995
But I thought it was "It doesn’t take itself seriously. It’s just an enjoyable afternoon at the movies.” according to WB. Make up your mind you fuckers
>>67655275
"Why did they score this film so highly?"
>>67655735
You know kid, some years ago, and by some I mean 22 years, there were these 3d pictures, right. Well, for some of us, if you looked at the swirl behind the glass and allowed your eyes to get loss in the swirly goodness, they'd go out of focus and you'd see, the dragon. Now once you saw the dragon in the picture, you could never, unsee it. Every time you approached a 3d swirl picture your eyes would go out of focus and you'd see, the pattern.
This movie's a lot like that. In fact, this movie is exactly like that. Somethings are simply too deep for the average folks, like yourself.
>>67656167
>Can't fix the "suddenly best buds" bullshit though.
How can people not understand this scene? I mean, goddamn, man. My nephew understood this shit. He said Batman has mommy issues. A fucking kid understood this shit. This movie is making me lose faith in humanity. People are getting too stupid.
>>67656199
Then you are lost.
>>67650995
Nah the movie was terrible. The only reason these threads exist and why some people call it anything else but trash is because simple. It was so fucking bad and the reviews were so fucking terrible that it was easy for contrarians to jump to its defense and try to sound smarter then everyone else by saying that it was actually good and too deep for everyone. If BvS received a 50-60 nobody would be talking about it like this and even tho I know BvS was trash and deserved the 28 or whatever it received I wish it scored much higher. That way we wouldn't have stupid threads like this one.
>>67656053
The pretend kino pushers from /v/, /co/ and redlur(you)want to encourage the plebs sensibility on this board because it makes their job easier. They want "dude everyone get hyped for the latest movie, ha ha I love fun popcorn times aren't movies fun and comfy. you booked your tickets yet? Look at the rotten tomatoes score! Look how much it's made! Oh, you didn't like it? Well that's okay, everyone is entitled to their opinion" pleb environment.
We rage against this drift towards hugbox on a daily basis. Film is a slaughter house. This is a medium of suffering in the name of authenticity and the board should refect that. This isn't 'fun times "fauxkino buff" clubhouse'.
We mean not to startle and insult those below me, but one must pave the path ahead with the blood of the common man. And that is you.
>>67656162
This excuse isn't getting any more correct through repetition.
>>67656245
Try figuring out how commas work before posting again.
>>67656247
People understand the scene. They're just dismissive of it because it was handled laughably poorly, even if your nephew disagrees.
>>67656149
They're actually defending Dawn of Justice.
>>67656299
MARTHA?!
>>67656299
No, it wasn't. You're just fucking dumb.
>>67656149
We need to go back to late 2012
The real patricians and taste makers wouldn't stand for this childish batman v superman praise
>>67656332
>scene is done in the worst possible way
>better blame the viewer for not understanding how secretly good it is!
The first hour and twenty minutes is the greatest cape movie I've ever seen. It was perfect.
>>67656079
I can see this being true. However, the problem remains that a lot of the emotional beats of the movie aren't portrayed in a way that feels convincing in the moment. A lot of people aren't connecting with these important character moments. These things can be discussed later, but at that point the chance for any emotional resonance is already gone.
These issues are problems with the story and the directing.
>>67656370
Then you are entry level
>>67656200
>34Think not that I have come to send peace on capeshit: I came not to send peace, but division."
>35For I have come to set a redditor against 4chan, and rottentomatoes against IMDB, and plebs against patricians.
>36And the enlightened foes shall be they of his own board.
>37He that loveth rottentomatoes more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth critics or shitposting more than me is not worthy of me
>38And he that taketh not DC, and followeth after me, is not worthy of me.
>39He that loveth Marvel and Disney shall be humiliated: and he that loveth capekino for my sake shall find it.
These are the words of Snyder
>>67656194
>missed thd point
No, I get it. I just think it didn't work. The amount of anger and hatred Batman had for him throughout the entire film suddenly dissolves, just like that. Not even a cautious alliance period.
That's a major reason why I hate Doomsday/Superman's pointless death in this film. He takes away from the potential development of their working relationship that could have been shown, because they had to quickly become friends before the final boss fight. And we all know Superman is gonna be back, so there's literally nothing to be sad about with regards to his meaningless death.
>>67656365
What's so bad about it? Will you say the fact that Superman called his mother Martha like an autistic fuck?
>>67656370
The first 20 minutes are ok. Great, even. They're followed by 2 hours and 20 minutes of pure shit, worse than Green Lantern.
>>67655735
go away contrarian plebbit
>>67654393
We have more proof that you're more reddit than him
>>67656421
And the horrible overacting from Ben. And the ridiculous "Lois saves Superman" moment.
Basically every fucking thing about that scene was laughable. It was full-blown unintentional comedy.
>>67656409
>No, I get it. I just think it didn't work. The amount of anger and hatred Batman had for him throughout the entire film suddenly dissolves, just like that. Not even a cautious alliance period.
You just prove you didn't get it.
>>67656332
The scene was handled poorly. Too much focus is put on the contrived plot device that their mothers share the same name. The flashbacks could have been cut down and Batman could have had a reaction that doesn't reek of melodrama; the scene would have been better for it.
>>67656362
>Green Room
But that's 2016
>>67654854
Lies make Jesus cry
>>67655735
>tfw /tv/ will never be patrician again
>>67656199
then you are fucking retarded
>>67656444
>agreeing with the popular consensus is contrarian
Did you know you can type in a word, followed by "definition" on google and it'll give you the definition of that word? It's really cool! You should try it out.
>>67656370
Welcome to capekino. Watch your back, the plebs are among us.
>>67656497
Then by all means, stop.
I haven't seen the movie yet and wanna know what is the role of the Joker in this movie? Is he the one who sent the letter to Batman that was shown in the trailer?
