"Under arrest? This is bullshit on what charge?"
>>67646996
Force feeding an old guy with diabetes Jolly Ranchers™
>>67647467
some people just want to watch the whole world burn.
CHARGES OF SHIT VS LAWYERS OF MINE
>>67646996
"I'm pretty sure you can't push women off buildings, sir. Especially after you've confessed several crimes to her."
>>67646996
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbVJU1CuM0Q
Why didn't Man of Murder do the same to Lex?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6DQwQyVGOc
Are you threatening me, master Kal-El?
>>67647931
The Senator will decide your fate.
>>67648027
I am the senatebecause I blew them up
>>67648047
Honey you can call those burnt shriveled bodies Grandmas peach tea. Your not getting that supermeme
>>67646996
Necrophilia
Invasion of privacy
Illegal importing
Attempted murder
Mass Murder
Piss jaring
Bring jaring
Bad speeches
God complexing without reason
Illegal arms deals and research
Vicarious kidnapping
Blackmail
Improper use of an egg timer
And having that hair Mr luthor
>>67648102
It'spiss jar, then.
>>67646996
>Jesse Eisenberg, you are guilty of accepting the role of Lex Luthor
>>67647467
What exactly was the point of that moment?
The entire movie would've been slightly better off without it.
Actually it would've been better without the inclusion of a lot of bullshit.
>>67648148
prove it
>>67646996
"Several witnesses caught you praying to a space demon, sir."
>>67648200
To show how ruthless he is, even though no one watching this was buying that Lex had an intimidation factor.
>>67648148
"Superman made me do it."
>>67648362
He didn't come off as intimidating at all, and feeding an old man is about as imposing as a fucking puppy.
>>67648342
IT WAS DELETED
DELETE THIS
>>67646996
Unauthorised ham
Possession of an offensive wig
Franchise sabotage
Conspiracy to suck ass in a motion picture
They said it outright. For bombing the fucking capitol building
>>67648261
we have over 500 million dollars of proof mr luthor
>>67646996
Am I being detained?
>>67646996
"That hair."The one time they should have taken a cue from the 90s and they didn't.
WHAT IS THE CHARGE?
>>67647467
>>67648200
>>67648362
I haven't seen this yet, is that an actual thing that happens in the movie? If so could I get some context?
>>67648148
I want a lawyer
>>67649984Forgot pic.
>>67650105
>context?
he's being lmao random eccentric in threatening a member of congress who wont allow him to import kriptonite for weapon research, to then leave it on her desk, leaving her speechless during the superman congressional hearing where he leaves his seat open mass murdering everyone there including his cute asian assistant and a woman who got really wet looking at superman
he was a dick, not like a luthor dick but a joker dick
>>67650105
why not go and watch the film if you want to see it and not spoil yourself?
