Thoughts?
>>67645642
Remember, the Rock is NOT gay.
>one piece swimming suits
NICCE
JUST
>waifu fags will defend this
>that tubby pasty guy bangs ddario
its not fair
>>67645642
man i would totally have drink with Rock.
>>67645741
he only drinks GAINS
No black lifeguards? Is the KKK producing this?
>>67645761
The rock is half-black.
>>67645761
No it's the jews producing it and the reason they don't have a black lifeguard is because they are trying to trick the masses into thinking that they are not trying to genocide the white race with non-whites on /tv/ lol have you even been to /pol/ yet? they will show you what the world really is.
>>67645761
>rock
>white
>chick on the right
>white
This will make hundreds of millions. There is no franchise that THE DWAYNE can't save or resurrect.
>>67645693
goddamn gorilla feets...
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>>67645814
I'm sure that's not the half he gets his swimming skills from.
is the fag on the left jewish?
>>67645761
blacks can't swim
>>67645642
seems like good fun, like the old one was
>>67645912
I never said it was. Are you retarded?
WHY IS THE PICTURE SO FUCKING SHITTY????
Will the Rock ever come out of the closet?
>>67645761
When have you ever seen a black person that could swim?
>small breasts everywhere
Dropped.
why is dada doing this shit, cant she just stop acting and get under my planked and smoke weed...
>>67646301
She was upset you called her a roastie, so she threw herself into any roles she could find.
it's YOUR fault.
>>67645693
dropped
>>67645642
no muslima lifeguard?
surely it is not hard to create an orange burka
racist shitheads
Why are Efron's legs so dark what the fuck
>>67646386
orange is haram you shithead, apologize.
>>67646386
They actually exist. No joke.
>>67646058
They can't swim as well due to different skin density, that's why you never see them at the Olympics. But we can't talk about that because racial propaganda > facts
>>67646473
>DHL
>a service notorious for fuckups
lol
>>67646478
I just remembered that dude that took an eternity to swim in an event at the Australian Olympics.
Many laughs where had.
>>67645642
Who's the blond chick?
>>67645693
she really is a a demon
>>67646473
It must be so great to spend your days on the beach rapped in layers of clothing.
>>67646514
>DHL, bringing rape gangs straight to YOUR home
DHL pls
>>67646473
>in the middle of being rescued
>getting cpr or something
>uh can someone take over please i have to pray to mecca
not even once
>>67645761
Think you need to get your eyes checked.
>>67646478
>They can't swim as well due to different skin density
There is no such thing, you might as well believe in witchcraft.
Who's the blonde chick?
>>67646478
>skin density
bone density m8.
>propaganda
try being banned from a museum for asking about why black people have different shaped skulls
>>67646089
>implying
>>67646584
>>67645693
>>67645873
>>67646363
>foot guys
>>67646636
What makes it all more interesting is that muslims aren't allowed to touch strangers of the opposite gender. They can't even shake hands. So giving cpr to the opposite sex violates the religion.
"Sorry m8, can't help you. Not allowed to touch you because you're male. Please wait while i call the male life guard so he can come over here."
>>67645873
10/10 post made me spit out my food in laughter
>>67645761
But the Rock is Island black anon
>>67646643
she's not black, just tanned.
If the theme song isn't sung by the rock I'm gonna fucking lose it
Aren't these outfits a little problematic in the current year? What's wrong with a rash shirt and some sensible shorts?
Where's Belinda
>>67645642
>United Colors of Benetton
>>67646717
I was watching a shitty police program in the UK the other day and this muslim officer got tired straight away whilst chasing someone. when he did the voice over he said he had no energy because he had fasted for a few days or something on those lines.
That should not fucking be allowed. it's dangerous, period.
>>67646338
he's right you know, a good girl doesn't do that
then again she is part devil so nature vs nurture i guess
>>67645761
Blacks don't swim. I knew a guy from Sierra Leone whose mother would freak out and scold him when she found out he went to the beach.
Why do they have so much clothes on?
Why their clothes aren't more unified?
Why it isn't more sunny?
Why it looks so fucking cold and gloomy?
if there was anything good about original Baywatch, it was that SoCal sunny atosphere that makes you feel warm you even in cold winters
I'm not saying this is how it will look, but it's shit picture
>>67646860
>>67646860
Usually i love blue eyes but this is fucking creepy
>>67646784
Must be a pretty good tan if she was born with it.
>The men are fully clothed and the women are in swimsuits/bikini
>>67647037
>literlly no hips at all
how with those tits?!
>>67646860
This tickles my goth girl fetish.
>>67647085
and?
>>67646860
>>67646984
It's the darkness around the eyes, literally demon-tier.I think it's hot.
>>67645642
That bay looks piss poor. Who they hell would want to go in it?
>>67645642
me on the left
Whats The Rock and Daddario's relationship? They starred together in San Andreas and now this. Are they more than friends?
>>67647412
fuckbuddiesshe fucks his ass
>>67645642
>white people
>>67646860
>the power of Christ compels you
>>67647333
Is this the viewer self-insert?
They were THIS close but the legit only movie where Kate Upton would fit in and be decent and take the Pamela Anderson role and they don't get her.
>I will never see Kate in the slow motion beach run
I really want to have sex.
>>67645959
Are you? He made a joke you fucking autist.
>>67645642
Not sexy enough to be fap material, should be a all woman cast or like 1 guy. swimsuits should be transparent with nips and vagoo always visible.
I basically wouldn't watch it unless it was porn.
The only reason the first baywatch was popular was because people were fapping to it because the internet was still new and everyone didn't have oceans of free porn to watch.
~sincerely a degenerate who regrets nothing
>>67648233
Jokes are funny, his post wasn't.
