The good:Disney wants Sean Connery to return to acting one last time for the opening sequence of Indiana Jones 5. They are prepared to pay him nearly half as much as Ford for just a few minutes of screen time.
The bad:Spielberg wants Shia back.
The based:John Rhys-Davies will almost certainly return as Sallah to some capacity.
Why cautiously hype here?
But they said Henry Jones died in Crystal Skullwhich doesn't even make sense, he drank from the Holy Grail, supposedly giving you immortality
>>67645667
The grail only gives you immortality inside that particular cave, so long as you don't pass the seal
That's why the Knight never left
>>67645605
The bullshit
Your entire post.
>>67645667
Last Crusade had an opening sequence that took place 30 years prior to the events f the rest of the film.
>>67645605
Dude what
If this is true, this movie's already worse than Crystal Skull.
At this point nothing surprises me tho.
>>67645605
>Who* cautiously hype here?
Not me.
Connery will do it for the money. I just hope he still has the acting chops - and that he doesn't phone it in if so.
Can we please get Short-round to become the new Indy.
why can't they just make a reboot with Chris Pratt?
>>67645826
Jet li or lee Byung hun or tony jaa pls
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
>>67645817
Crystal Skull wasn't badly written. It was just poorly produced and edited. Plus they fucked up with casting Shia and thendialogue was flat as fuck. But the story is alright.
Fate of Atlantis movie adaptation?
>>67645817
>All those shit flicks he's the written the screenplay for
The Indiana Jones series was pretty overrated anyway imo
>>67645826
>>67645857
I can totally get behind this.
>>67645909
>Crystal Skull wasn't badly written.
>[on Frank Darabont's rejected screenplay for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)] I've never actually met Frank Darabont, but I hear he's a lovely guy. Just for the record, the Indiana Jones jumping into the fridge bit is in the Darabont script. And I loved it, which is why I pushed it into the movie! I thought it was a great idea![Jan.2015] - David Koepp
>>67645605
>sney wants Sean Connery to return
That's bullshit and you know it.
>>67645940
I think Emperor's Tomb lends itself a little better considering Skull already took some shit from Fate. But I'd rather see an original story. Honestly now that Shia is pretty much based as fuck he might do something really good here. It will be nice to have Harrison hopefully be the star instead of SW7 bullshit meme role.
I think if they do it more like a rumination on what history means when you are old and dying, when you are worried about your own legacy, it could be a really good and meaningful film. Plus if they take a cue from Mad Max (though desu I hated Fury Road mostly) and do practical action it could be a perfect end to the series.
>>67645820
Anon I'm sorry to tell you this but it's known that Sean Connery is suffering from Alzheimer's disease and will never appear on screen again.
>Sallah
>>67645667
>what is a flashback
Indy will die in this film.
Screenshot this post.
>beaten goy returning to his chosen master syndrome
>>67646026
Man frank, you fell apart my nigga. His script for The Blob is great. Pretty much anything else other than The Mist though hasn't been all that great
>>67645820
it would be funny if he literally phoned it in, like appearing as a voice on the telephone
Are we in store for some more gloriously shit Ray Winstone action?
Love that guy
>Spielberg wants Shia back.
what exactly is bad about this?
>>67646322
kek
I could see a critic with a negative review saying "...and not only that, but Connery literally phones his performance in through a telephone call..."
>tfw there will never be "The Adventures of Short Round" that is good like the original Indy movies were.
>>67645605
The bad:
Indy is 100 years old
>>67645842
because that would be terrible and it's embarassing you even suggested that.
>>67645605
There's so much wrong with Crystal Skull and Spielberg showed such little understanding for the character and the previous movies that there's nothing to be excited about with this new one.
>>67646479
I'd watch the fuck out of that
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, your new Indiana Jones.
They should've recast Indy and let Han be. Why is everything backwards?
>>67645605
>Spielberg wants Shia back.
>The Jew wants the other Jew back
what a surprise
>>67647369
Shia is a Christian now tho
when will Disney stop raping our childhood?
>>67645605
Not even mad about Shia.
Shia wasn't the problem so much as George Lucas being allowed to go full retard with the CGI animal bits
>>67645605
I liked Shia, or at least, his character
I thought it worked well for an Indiana Jones type of movie
but PLEASE TELL ME they aren't hiring Chris Pratt, or as I like to call him, Chris Frat, because he looks like a frat guy
>>67645605
reminder that the last one was shit and it wasn't the cast fault.
>>67647396
Judaism isn't a religion
One thing about Davies is he's hard to be tempted into doing anything solely for money, the script has to entertain him for him to show any interest.
Its a big reason he'll show up in entertaining straight to dvd/syfy channel B horror movies inbetween big AAA movies
>>67645820
>Connery will do it for the money.
He didn't do fucking Skyfall, he's not doing shit.
>>67645605
>>The bad:
>Spielberg wants Shia back.
I'd be okay with this, honestly. I like Shia a lot.
>>67646479
>there will never be "The Adventures of Short Round"
Dude, Disney are releasing one Star Wars movie a year, including spinoffs for Han Solo and Boba Fett. It could happen.
>>67647460
>Shia wasn't the problem
This.
>>67646369
Yeah, Shia really isn't a bad actor anymore.
>>67647528
It's both a religion and an ethnicity m8
>>67647852
I haven't seen him in anything good. Isn't he still insane?
honestly an indiana jones movie without the paramount logo will feel off. same with how TFA without the 20th century fox logo felt
>>67647907
It's far more an ethnicity than it is a religion
Just retcon Shia being Mutt and cast Chris Pratt into the role.
>>67647852
>>67647849
>>67647786
>>67647465
>>67647460
>>67646369
>all this Shia love
>>67647920
>I haven't seen him in anything good.
Fury, Holes, A Guide to Recognising Your Saints, Lawless, Sia's music videos,Transformers: Dark of the Moon.
>Isn't he still insane?
Aren't we all?
Disney wants Seanile Connery to return? Great Scott!
>>67647968
It is weird how comfy a corporate logo can make you.
>>67645842
Because Harrison ford has charm
Chris Pratt can only do Smarm
Bradley Cooper is probably the only current actor that has the looks and ability to play Indy and even then it's still not a great idea
>>67648097
>Spielberg, why are you filming all of my scenes first?
>based Shia
>bad
>>67648097
god damn, how the mighty fall
>>67645667
No that would be immorality not immortality.
>>67645605
Stay dead Indy, stay dead.
>>67647969
It's a tradition more than anything.
>>67648140
Jakey G could do it ez
>>67648099
symbols really do hold power
>>67648013
How could anyone hate this guy?
>>67645605
NO
This is fucking garbage. He is too old and it is DONE.
Let the franchise fucking die or reboot it. Don't wheel out Old Grandpa Jones for one last adventure
>>67645667
Did you not watch the fucking movie?
>>67645949
yep. never really gave a shit about indiana jones. was ordinary.
>>67647969
>Judaism isn't a religion
>Judaism is more an ethnicity than a religion
So it is a religion then?
It's not even fucking summer
>>67645667
You were only immortal behind the seal. Once you left the cave, the immortality would instantly wear off.
I hope connery does it for the money and i dont care if he phones it in. I just dont want his caretakers stealing his fucking shit.
>>67645820
Connery's net worth is over 300 million $ alledgedly, he wouldn't do it for the money. Only vainity, maybe
>>67645605
>Spielberg wants Shia back
This already sours the deal. What is with Spielberg's obsession with Shia?
Reminder that nothing in OPs post is confirmed and he likely just made it all up to get a rise out of everyone.
>>67648722
I hear he has a noticably ribbed boypussy
Shia was bretty gud in Crystal Skull. I definitely want him back.
>>67646284
I thought Stir of Echoes was pretty decent.
>>67647579
that one when Davies on the cruise ship with a chucacapra on the loose was GOAT
>>67648851
Dude, Chupacabra Dark Seas is based
>grumpy old Ford
>insane performance art Shia
This is the worst idea ever.
>>67649161
It's practically been done, too.
I don't know why Shia gets so much shit for Crystal Skull. He was definitely not the reason that movie sucked, I even thought he did pretty well in it desu.
>>67645605
The bad: that we're even getting an Indiana Jones film.
Like who actually wanted this other than Hollywood who jus wants more shiekls
>talking shit about based Shia
I will fight you
>>67649287
Poor acting and the monkey scene.
Shia contributed to its downfall.
Fucking Uncharted understands an Indiana Jones atmosphere better than modern Lucas.
>>67645893
Who ? Ford ?
>>67645605
>The bad:
>Spielberg wants Shia back.
This is good you stupid pleb
>>67649494
>>67645605
>Shia
>>67645605
Shia is godly. Certainly better than someone like Chris Pratt or Bradley Cooper.
[Spoiler]spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler [/Spoiler]
>>67649648
Aint taking about being god.
Just of be able to act.
>>67649578
Cringed. Take that shit back to facebook.
>>67646479
OK. Wait.
You are telling me in the age of diversity, Disney has not thought of just bringing shortround back from studies, now also an archaeologist or whatever and take the mantle?
As in Indy gave him his name and at the end he too can bear the family dog's first name while adventuring on his own after Ford?
A fucking Asian lead to a new Indiana Jones franchise has not occurred to Disney?!
The new Indiana Jones could be organically Asian, the one demographic Hollywood wants to appeal to the most and uses the least, and on top of that older fans would be in board, and they don't do it?!?
I mean, wearing a baseball cap instead of the Fedora could be a thing too, and he could adventure in the seventies...oh god this world is such shit.
>>67649956
>Disney
Shortround will be a new Jedi in SW ep VIII
>>67645605
>John Rhys-Davies will almost certainly return as Sallah to some capacity.
>>67645605
>Spielberg wants Shia back
Whats with Spielberg and him? He could have any jewboy and promote him but he picked most retarded one
>>67648059
listen man, i hear ya, but all the proper buster keaton-tier shia stuff at the beginning of DOTM doesn't save it from ending up being just a shittier version of TDKR
>>67645605
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy lmaos.
>Sean Connery taking another role after being in the Kino of his life, Sir Bhilli
That is quite silly
>>67645605
>Sallah
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
>>67645605
I hope all of that is true. There is literally nothing wrong with Shia Labeof
>>67646194
>>67645720
But Connery is old as fuck.
>>67648097
That picture is already years old, this is what he looked like in 2015,
>>67646479
>there will never be
Dude, it's Disney. Everything you can think of will probably be.
>>67645605
It would be great to see him. And Shia also.!
It would also be great to see Mariam and Willie meet in Jones's presents and began to compare notes.
>>67652037
>random paparazzi shot vs prepared for scene with time to diet, makeup crew, professional lighting, etc
God you people are retarded.
>>67652276
You're the retard if you actually think the second photo is professionally staged
>>67645605
>Spielberg wanting The Beef back
>bad
>>67650142
So give him another role, I bet you he is just some asshole in Luke's academy who dies in flashbacks, killed by Ren.
>>67652276
good thing movies arent shot by paparazzi
>>67645605
I am hyped, I don't even mind Shia. I enjoyed Crystal Skull and Raiders is one of my all time favorites
>tfw when shias self aggrandizing yet mundane stunts have impressed people
>>67645817
Spider-Man and Mission Impossible are pop masterpieces, though I guess that's more to do with Raimi and DePalma than Koepp.
You guys realize Shia has gone crazy right? He isn't the lovable goofball you saw in Holes anymore.
Doesn't Connery have dementia?
>>67645605
>The bad:
>Spielberg wants Shia back
Pleb
>>67653054
hownew.ru
>>67652037
>I ushed to be in the picturesh you know! M-Moneypenny where's my pudding?
>shia back
>bad
>>67645893
>>67648357
>>67647990
Dumb Frogposter
>>67645605
Connery is senile now tho
>>67645667
retconned
le epic "unpopular movie never happened" method
There's nothing wrong with Shia you "le wrong generashun xD" kiddies
The Good:
Nothing
The Bad:
Disney is actually seriously not joking around for real making this fucking movie no one wants.
The Based:
See "The Good"
I'm okay with Shia coming back.
