>Thor teams up with Xena and Elsa to fight the Evil Queen
This is going to be Warcraft's competition for the most glorious clusterfuck of the year
Mommies
>>67640079
>Chastain
>Xena
She's not even Joxer tier
>>67640137
>what kinda movie you want senpai
>just bring me a bunch of sexy 40 year olds
>say no more
The director might be a genius
>>67640180
They forgot Eva Green
>>67640079
>tfw no Kristen Stewart
she just had to fuck that director
>>67640079
we need some mortals in the mix to save.
>>67640079
>those three godesses
oh my god
I want to see Chris Hemsworth fertilise them all on camera
>>67640079
>looks like shit
>will break the billion
>>67640079
>3 mommies
Wew fucking lad
>>67640079
I want all of them to kidnap me, to be QUITE honest.
>>67640808
If this does not happen then fuck this movie.
>>67640079
god pls more Emily
dat chastain tho
>>67640079
I had to do a double take of Emily
Waifu Wars the movie
The casting is terrible, should have been in this way
Emily Blunt = Warrior
Charlize Theron = Ice Queen
Jessica Chastain = Evil Queen
>>67640079
I wonder how retarded people will be and confuse this Thor with Marvel Thor.
>>67641255
This doesn't work because Charlize already played the Evil Queen in the previous movie
>>67641313
Oh... Well in my defense I'll say i haven't watched the first movie.
>>67641258
You better be joking right now
top kek blunt is so fucking ugly lol literally felicaa day
>>67640079
>Emily
>Charlize
Goddamnit.
>>67641394
go away krager
>>67641346
It's surprisingly not terrible. And it's got Bob Hoskins' last role.
>>67640079
would make a good porno
Thor: Mommy Wars
muh dick : the movie
>>67640079
>Xena
>There is no Xena
I TRUSTED YOU ANON WHERE IS MY LUCY LAWLESS
>>67641346
there was a first movie?
>>67640079
Me on the left
>>67640079
Im hyped
>>67642822
>ywn be between these 2
I want to be the meat in Chastain-Blunt sandwich
"Snow White and the Huntsman" was better than The Hobbit movies, so it can't be that bad desu.
Why did they make Chastain hold the sign with "Red Carpet"?
>no three way hug
>>67640079
lmao, look at this retard, he actually thinks Warcraft is going to be a clusterfuck
>>67642935
the carpet matches the drapes
>>67642897
Is she sitting on Emily's lap?
>>67640079
It's not that convoluted.
Chastain and Hemsworth are part of Blunt's elite guard.
Theron and Blunt are sisters.
Theron has Blunt's family assassinated. She's maddened with grief and declares war on the entire world, Theron joins her cause.
Is that first movie worth watching?
Serious question.
>>67643025
>Charlize will never be a real mommy
;_;
>the name's Bond
>Jane Bond
>>67643319
This guy >>67642897 is about right.
It's a half-assed LOTR ripoff that still somehow manages to be a better LOTR ripoff than Peter Jackson's The Hobbit was.
Also Charlize Theron chews the scenery hard. Like a Michael Ironside tier overperformance, it's fucking amazing.
>>67643464
Are the seven dwarfs in it?
>>67643231
>Theron and Blunt are sisters.
>Theron has Blunt's family assassinated.
So she kills her own family?
>>67643525
Yeah.
Very solid British character actors playing them too, if you look closely.
>>67642530
Snow White and the Huntsman
It also has a whole scene lifted shot-for-shot from Princess Mononoke. I'm not even a weeb and I recognized it. I was sitting there in the theater (my dad wanted to see it for some reason) thinking "that deer's gonna get shot in the head", then it happened.
>>67640279
it's pg13 movie, she can't get her tits out in this so no role for her
>>67643609
>I'm not even a weeb
>I recognized a scene from Princess Mononoke
>>67643562
Far left CIA pose
Dwarves confirmed for flight plan?
>>67643678
Yeah I know what you mean, but I've seen like that one anime movie and I also watched Cowboy Bebop. I don't know what your cutoff is for weeb, but I certainly wouldn't think of myself as one. I just remember movies well.
>>67640119
>Taking the main character out of your sequel for no discernible reason.
>>67643727
She isn't pretty enough
>>67643681
He's a small guy.
>>67643727
>>67643737
>trading in KStew for Jessica Chastain who is twice her age
>>67643727
>make a movie
>side character is much more interesting than the main character
>all the fans like the side character a lot more
>decide not to be retarded and focus a movie on the most popular character for maximum shekels
>>67643770
And thrice as attractive
>>67640079
>Emily Blunt's character is Elsa
But that means The Evil Queen is also Anna and she murdered her sister's baby
I can't deal with this
>>67643789
If it weren't for Kristen's shit cult crylight following back then, that movie wouldn't have been "successful" in any way.
>>67642897
I wanna be the meat in a Chastain's left thigh/Chastain's right thigh sandwhich
...
If you know what I mean.
>>67643555
Yes, the Ice Queen is happy and content with her family and kingdom. The Gold queen wants to conquer the world, but she can't do it herself.
>>67640079
I don't even think Charlize Theron is that hot. But Jesus fuck she does some major things to my dick.That she's a legit good actress, and seems to be a good person, doesn't help
>no Shitsten Shitwart
This movie already looks 100 times better than the first one
>>67642935
that's a nice picture
>>67644051
>good person
She killed her father and adopted a black baby and forces him to dress up as a little girl and makes him take ballet class. She wants a gay black son.
>>67644148
Literally perfect
>>67644136
hnnngh
>>67644148
>>67644136
>mommy will never let you suckle on them
>>67642897
>>67642935
>>67643231
>>67644136
>No one has impregnated Chastain yet
Either she's barren or all males in California are gay.
>>67642935
>its real
top of the kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkL0zu-aV94
>tfw some asshole will donate all his money to niggers and join MILFbowl
I watched a trailer for this monstrosity when I went to watch Bam Ham vs. Superman.
I couldn't fathom why they would make a prequel/sequel to that piece of shit.
I watched the first one in theaters with a grill, the movie sucked and I didn't even get laid.
>>67644202
>liberals
>removing ratface Kstew and adding godesses Blunt and Chastain
Day one ticket sale from me senpaitachi and I didn't even watch the previous film
>>67643867
and now that Hemsworth has taken over the spotlight, it's a genius move, really, to just remove kristen altogether
who in the normie world is actually hyped for kristen, anyway?
>>67644148
just the way zion intended
>>67643727
Did you forget that KStew fucked the director of Snow White and the Huntsman? Robert Pattinson broke up with her for it. The studio producing this film probably decided that they didn't want any of that bullshit to be involved. Plus she was the absolute worst part of the film, which was pretty terrible itself.
>>67643871
You're right, 3 x 0 is zero so it's wrong
>>67644051
I never think Theron's that attractive until I see her in motion. In pictures she's just "meh" to me but then I see her in a show/film and I think she's beautiful
Will this be the first chapter of a new Mommy Cinematic Universe?
>>67643319
it's a trainwreck. Only good part is Charlize not giving a fuck and being ridiculously evil
You know no movie with KStew as the main character can be good. She ruins everything she touches.
>>67644148
Her mother killed her father.
>>67644428
Yeah I did forget that tbdesu
I don't spend much time thinking about flicks in great detail like you do.
>>67643319
Not at all. I don't even think KStew acted in this film. I remember her doing a lot of staring blankly at the camera.
>>67644502
I hope so, Mommys Assemble should include Amy Adams, Bryce Dallas Howard, and Eva Green.
>>67643028
>muh rotten tomatoes
>>67644612
You, my friend, need to go to /hr/ for a bit.
>>67644612
please include my waifu
>>67643028
You love this image don't you.
>>67644612
Include my Waifu too pls
>>67644051
>good person
Link your tumblr
>>67644136
>that beaner in the background
>>67641394
Blunt >>>>>>> Day
>>67644202
That coal monster's gonna be pissed when the rage hormones kick in.
>>67644958
No shit, anyone with a dick will saw that
>>67644136
Hands made for tuggies
>>67641394
You are blind
>>67644258
>she lives in Cali
As a California resident, I volunteer to make up for their lack of ability to complete the task
>>67644612
We need a Mommy Cinematic Universe
>>67645021
>>67644958
>>67644994
Whatever you say senpai
>>67646891
You might have autism
>>67647347
I dunno, I see the resemblance.
>>67647424
Blunt
>accurate nose
>sultry eyes
>full lips
Day
>flat eyes with bags
>jew nose
>flat lips
Why is she so sexy, bros?
>>67647628
Because heaven
>>67643727
It's not a prequel?
>>67644428
>Did you forget that KStew fucked the director of Snow White and the Huntsman? Robert Pattinson broke up with her for it.
The one bit of trouble with all that is that she's gay. Which means all that was probably just smoke & mirrors.
>>67647758
Nope.
>>67643727
>no reason
>had an affair with the previous director
Emily Blunt is probably upset about not having love scenes with Hemsworth
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