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>That moment when Batman literally shits himself Bravo Snyder
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>That moment when Batman literally shits himself
Bravo Snyder
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>>67638631
WHY SNYDER
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>>67638631
I like how Bats raises his hand like "WAIT IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO"
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>>67638631
Why didn't they just make it so Batman in the iron suit can fight superman a la The Dark Knight Returns?

What we have here is retarded. I never once felt like it was a fair fight and instead it feels like Batman basically cheats
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>>67638631
>literally shits himself
Fuck off.

He's plan just went down the drain, so what else do you expect from him.. or from anyone? Why isn't Batman allowed to act like a fucking human being for a second?
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Is this the most powerful incarnation of superman ever put on screen?
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>>67639072

Superman Returns he lifts an island
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>>67639049
because people like you act like he can kill gods with enough prep time, fucking autist manchildren
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>>67638924
But he uses Kryptonite in that too
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>>67639049
But shitting himself IS him acting like a human bean for a second.
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>this is the moment batman knew he fu..

>oh he just used another kryptonite grenade and beat supermans ass down
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>>67638631
This film had some great scenes.

Shame about the rest of it.
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>>67638631
suh epic!! XDDD!!!!

I wotched dis movy like 3 times!!

american womyn fuck yes!!!
:-3 meme!
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>>67639072
>Is this the most powerful incarnation of superman ever put on screen?
Superman's power level has always been very malleable compared to other heroes.
Basically, it's up to the writers of any given comic or film to decide just how powerful superman is. It's a very open source power level for writers to work with if you will.

In past confrontations, superman is not usually THIS much more powerful than Batman.

In the Dark Knight Returns for instance, Batman can fight Supes with the iron bat suit without the need for kryptonite.
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>>67638924
>so Batman in the iron suit can fight superman a la The Dark Knight Returns

because if all it takes to hurt superman is an iron suit then that's fucking retarded
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>>67639167
>But he uses Kryptonite in that too
Yes, but he is able to go toe to toe with him for a while first.

In BvS, Bats literally can't do anything to superman without the kryptonite.
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>>67638924
>it feels like Batman basically cheats
How else can he fight Superman? He has to cheat, Superman would just knock him senseless.
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>>67639251
In TDKR Superman literally didn't even try, he was sorry when he broke Batmans ribs by accident
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>>67638924

Superman is pulling his punches for 99.99% of the Dark Knight Returns fight. The entire reason for that fight is to distract Superman enough for the kryptonite get delivered.
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How easy would that actually be to defeat Superman if a puff of kryptonite instantly turns him into a bitch? Its not like Superman ever tried to avoid anything
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>>67639395
Not that easy from the looks of it, even after getting kryptonited he wasn't suffering much damage from the metal suit's punches, no bruises or cuts until batman whips out the spear
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>>67639327
This

Superman doesn't want to or won't kill Batman
Batman knows this and wants to drive home the point that unlike Clark, he can and will do what is necessary
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>>67639395
it makes you realize that any avenger from the mcu could beat him if they had a kryptonite weapon

especially hawkeye
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>>67638631
perfect opportunity there for Superman to tell Batman Lex kidnapped his mommy.
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>>67639395
Superman is not a good fighter at all.
His advantage is literally just his superhuman abilities. His technique is terrible.

We see this in the movie where once he gets brought down to Batman's level, Batman tools on him.
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>>67639461
>kryptonite gas
>stab him to death with a kryptonite knife

alternatively
>kryptonite gas
>shoots him in the head with kryptonite bullet

done
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>>67639727
yeah but the guy only mentioned "a puff of kryptonite", that shit alone won't bring down supes
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>>67639251

>In the Dark Knight Returns for instance, Batman can fight Supes with the iron bat suit without the need for kryptonite.

Not really. Supes was doing his best to NOT hurt Bruce the entire fight. And even with that Bruce still needed Kryptonite.
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>>67639473
>Superman is not a good fighter at all.

man of murder maybe
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>>67639049
Becuase he's batman when his plan goes bad he goes to plan b
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>>67639251
So, theres not like a set rulebook of how high his powerlevel can be for comic book writers?
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>>67639102
Yes and it was also made of kryptonite yet people are pissed he picked up a kryptonite spear now
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>>67638631
MARTHA
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>Zack and Henry would settle disputes about Superman's characterization on set by having push up contests on set
Zack must be really good at push up.
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>>67638924
You are literally fucking retarded, autistic and all other types of retard shit holy fuck
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>>67639285
Superman was trying to bring batman in without hurting him
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batman was probably luring supes into a false sense of security

movie is shit who cares
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>>67639289
In thks movie the kryptonite gas really only seemed to take his powers temporarily if anything it made it an even fight well if he weren't wearing the armor it would
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>>67641238

well he basically got knocked into a coma in superman returns after doing it, he wasn't exposed directly to the kryptonite island until right at the end. also before doing it he went up and absorbed the sun to get his energy at MAXIMUM.
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>>67638631
This is silly. It doesn't even matter if Superman is insanely strong. As long as he weighs the same as an ordinary person then he should be knocked down when Batman punches him. It may not hurt him, but he should be knocked down.
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>>67641289
>Zack and Henry would settle disputes about Superman's characterization on set by having push up contests on set where they'd each strip naked and select a bull and compete to see which one could push their shit up the furthest
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>>67641403
Another autist retard here
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>>67641403
>As long as he weighs the same as an ordinary person

He doesn't.
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>>67641403
you fucking idiot
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>>67641392
Fair enough i dont really care that much i have even seen that movie in 5-10 years
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>literally 2 crosses erecting on the left side when Superman died
BRAVO SNYDER
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>>67641439
What? I haven't even seen this film nor do I care about capeshit. I'm just stating a fact based on what I observed in the gif

>>67641457
Explain
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eh guys, my opinion on the film Batman v Superman, or should we call it BS for short is directed by Zack Snyder. Some directors are good at humour, some are good at action, and Zack is good at Snyder (neither).
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>>67641473
Superman isn't a limp fucking object autist
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>>67639365
you forgot super was still weak after getting nuked to the face
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>>67641473
he's fucking superman, he's dense as fuck you retard
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>>67641403
First He doesn't and even if he did his strength would help keep him on his feet
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>>67641497
You're a fucking retard that cannot comprehend basic physics
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>>67641069

>I'll acknowledge that I routinely let dangerous criminals escape, but hey it lets me fight them over and over again so I can beat your ass.

Does this look any better in context?
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>>67641504
That hapened after the batman fight
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>>67641513
Superman's head exerts more force on his punch than batman. Physics bitch
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>>67638924
Because Batman having a suit that can go toe to toe with a guy who can eat a nuke to the face is fucking retarded.
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>>67641555
But he's wearing a super suit
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>>67641392
Not true, he had a piece of Kryptonite in his body at the time.
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>>67641580
LOL
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>>67641549
He's talking about DKR, where Superman gets hit with a nuke before fighting Batman.
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Superman was holding back
Didnt use laser vision a single time
Men are still good, brehs
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>>67639072
In the first snyder movie a cryptonian gets visibly hurt by a rpg impact if I recall so this is actually pretty tame.
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>>67641749

He didn't want to kill Batman, as he said earlier. He wanted Batman to stay down.
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>>67639072
In Superman 1 he goes back in fucking time.
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>>67641957
lol fuck that part
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>>67639072
In Smallville, Superman was able to move a planet (Apokalips) before it crashed into Earth.
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>>67641238
comics weren't as cool back then
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>>67639072
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>>67638631
was it a fat ogre shit?
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>>67642005
>what the fuck is he talking about
>google
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egrq6xckv_8

what in the fuck.

still more superman than bvs
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>>67639049
You're reading too much into my post. I meant he shits himself in that specific moment and i found it amusing. Can you not see his reaction when he realises it's worn off. Damn autists.
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>>67641261
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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>>67642166
DELETE THIS
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>>67641834
I think that she was just stunned from that sensory overload.
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>>67641834
Do you mean the massive Hellfire missile which knocks out Faora?
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>>67641211
Superman Prime

Just...
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>>67639473
That makes sense though. He's used to walking as a god among mortals, he's never had to fight until Zod arrived. In the comics he becomes a better fighter as he faces more enemies.
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>>67641211
Superman Prime.

He is literally God. He could make anime real
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