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Is this the most "women-will-never-understand" film of all time?
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>>67628992
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to be honest most normies can never appreciate this film properly either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRZFtoiBAhM

>that moment in life he finds the sword.
>his purpose laid out before him.
>you will never crash a death cult orgie with based arnold.

CHROOOMMEEEE
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>Fire and wind come from the sky, from the gods of the sky. But Crom is your god. Crom, and he lives in the earth. Once giants lived in the earth, Conan, and in the darkness of chaos, they fooled Crom, and they took from him the Enigma of Steel. Crom was angered, and the earth shook, and fire and wind struck down these giants, and they threw their bodies into the waters. But in their rage, the gods forgot the Secret of Steel and left it on the battlefield. And we who found it, we are just men. Not gods. Not giants. Just men. And the Secret of Steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, Conan, you must learn its discipline. For no one, no one in this world can you trust, not men, not women, not beasts… This you can trust. [points to his sword]
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>>67628992
No that always has been and always will be Lawrence of Arabia.
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My gf loves it.
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Women just can't understand John Milius films at all.
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>>67629024
>yank flag woman next to Queen's Guard
Triggered.
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>>67628992
yes, also a good example of what a minority insert and mary sue should be
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>>67629032
the soundtrack inspired me to start lifting
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I don't know about most but I think most women don't understand Beowulf

That scene when he finally confesses to Wealtheow that his pride got the better of him and lies upon lies built a wall around them but that he loved her through the years still gets me every time I see it.
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>>67630613
but Beowulf is a shit film
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>>67630662
You are a shit film
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>>67628992
No it isn't.

The answer is Tropic Thunder

It's about war, brotherly love and friendship, the pains of pursuing the art of acting and perfecting it, top tier comedy that is example "redpilled" and unPC and the movie has literally zero lines of dialogue from women.
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>>67630662
How? The only argument against it is that it was made in 3D but the screenplay is flawless.
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>>67630613

to bad the cg made it a shit movie
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>>67630728

Throwing around Buzzwords doesn't make a, rather good, mid tier comedy. That women do understand.

Work up your manhood game
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>>67630792
>muh buzzwords
You dismiss my entire point because of one word (redpill), even though you know exactly what I mean by it and can't actually argue any point I made?

Fuck off.
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Taxi Driver
Because it's about loneliness and disliking immorality
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>>67629032
>to be honest most normies can never appreciate this film properly either

This. Most people just see it as a camp movie where James Earl Jones turns into a snake and Ahnold grunts a lot. They don't see the depth of it.
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>>67628992
Dad made me watch this as a kid and through this I learned what a man's romance is.
HIGH ADVENTURE!
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>>67631804

>MUH unPC
Oh look i killed a panda
>redpill
/pol/tier pleb
>MUH Bechdeltest
That you care about that is a clear sign you dont understand manly movies.

Its a bunch of whiny actors in a jungle. Calling tropic thunder a movie about brotherly love is a fucking insult to the idea.

>Art of acting...
No, just no. Go see something of quality you moron. Like Richard III with sir Ian.

>top tier comedy
Its fun, but its not top tier in any way.

There, happy now buzzword faggot?
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>>67630760
I liked Beowulf. Not Accurate to the source material, but it's a great, testosterone filled movie. The Theme is so inspiring and manly


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQdxPxJW68M
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>>67631870
but he watches porn at movie theatres.
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>>67632497

Its the 70s, it was the only way to watch porn. And its not porn, its a swedish sex ed film. Atleast the one he takes jailbait to
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>>67631884
Exactly

>Why does he just throw the sword away lol
HE'S SURPASSING HIS FATHER YOU SHITS
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>>67632497
1)it was actual (relatively) common for normies to go to porno theaters
2) he had no idea how normies are supposed to act
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It's infinitely rewatchable for me and I feel like it gets better every time I watch it.
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>>67628992
My girlfriend literally made me watch it , so no. You guys just don't know any decent women.
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>>67633599
Sorry to tell you but you're going out with a trannie.
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