Lol Marvel is so funny.
>>67624577
Awful trash for children.
Haha why isn't DC as hilarious as this?
>>67624577
Ha ha, I liked the zucchini part
my theater danced in celebration in this scene
>Iron man has a special suit that is more powerful than Hulf and can fly
>He never uses it again
What kind of garbage is this?
STOP UNBEATABLE HULK
>>67624718
>He never uses it again
when would he have used it after the last movie he was in?
>>67624718
it uses cambodian chilfren's blood as fuel
>>67624718
There's no explanation and they never address it, so that's a big blunder.
But I've heard some people say that in the comics it's ipowered by Hulk's radiation, so it only works near him.
>>67624718
not more powerful, pretty much matching him, and I'm sure it uses too much energy to be used much
>>67624718
1) avengers: aou was the last movie he appeared in
2) the hulk destroyed it
>>67624718
It deploys from a satellite and probably costs 100 fucktons to operate
>>67624595
Don't talk of your mother like that.
>>67624577
Now THIS is more my speed!
>>67624718
I think in the comics it's powered by Hulk's gamma radiation.
But in the movie it has multiple arc reactors, leaving it unexplained, probably because Joss Whedon was too busy thinking of le quips xDDD for Ultron to say.
I'm so fucking glad Marvel replaced him with the Russos for Infinity Wars.
What's more retarded is you could just cut his line here and the scene would be better, you wouldn't even notice it was gone. This is the only instance where a Marvel character being funny is completely unfitting and just wrong. Everything else /tv/ shitposts about tends to be fine in the movie if you're not trying to be cynical to look cool or autistic
>>67624577
Is rdj the strongest avenger?
>>67624718
Probably because the normal suit strikes a better balance between power and maneuverability.
>>67624718
>Gets wrecked by hulk
>hasn't had time to repair it since the movie started
>literally the only movie that has come out after is antman
BUT HE DIDN'T USE IT AGAIN GUYS!!
>>67625088
Every character doesn't need to be "funny"
>>67624718
the same reason why police officers dont use fully automatic rifles and grenades and full auto shotguns and shit
>after all the shit BvS has suffered this is the DCucks best attempt at damage control
wew lad
>>67624577
This fight would have been more fun to watch if it weren't in the trailers.
Hulk, a creature of infinite rage...smirks at camera.
>>67625655
>>67625655
Trailers are out of control. I feel like I've been forced to watch suicide squad trailer 20x already through ads and previews
>>67624803
this, it's why Black Panther is pissed about the fight in Age of Ultron.
what if hulk has to poop while transformed? does he poop hulk poo? or just normal poo?
>>67625579
I didnt even imply they did so that really has no relevance.
>>67625684
That's why I think Civil War has been putting out some good trailers.
I think they could've saved Spidey for the movie but they haven't showed the main antagonist, Crossbones or who Martin Freeman is playing yet.
>>67624577
>DAE Marvel quips?
Fucking hell DCucks, do we really need 17 of these threads a day?
>>67625741
Martin Freeman is playing Everett Ross, Black Panther's State Department liason.
Kek Dcucks are having a total existential crisis right now.
Batman v Superman's failure really fucked their shit up.
Now they've been going thru the Marvel films in a desperate attempt to "ridicule" the movies.
But guess what Dcucks? Those films are fresh on RT. Those films enthralled and satisfied their audiences. They weren't a complete overstuffed nonsensical piece of garbage like Dawn of Justice was.
Lmao DCfags BTFO!
>>67625963
You realize you're ironically describing yourself unironically yeah?
>>67625963
You are a slave to Rotten Tomatoes.
You are a slave. A sheeple.
>>67625703
Shit isn't part of the body, it just passes through and nutrients get absorbed along the way. There's no reason for it to transform alongside him.
>>67624577
Best scene in a very forgettable movie. Although constant closeups of RDJ face not giving a single fuck were annoying and pulled me out.
>>67625963
I want both capeshiters to go
>>67625963
Only you brought up DC. Brand wars are pathetic. Projecting?
Who's dick do I have to suck for a proper Starman movie?
>>67625963
Fuck off. Go suck RT's rotten cock while you're at it.
>>67624718
>Hulf
>>67626137
mine pls
>>67624577
But this part was funny.
I mean, when you cut out the part where the Hulk actually beats him back, and RDJ's reaction its solid popcorn. Why wouldn't you like this particular scene?
>>67626008
Incorrect. See >>67624675
I mean don't get me wrong, this console war shit is pathetic but you don't have to be retarded yourself.
>>67626245
It's Looney Tunes funny. I'm too sophisticated for that.
>>67625589
>police officers are genius billionaires
>>67625963
>actually preferring one set of childrens cartoons to another and defending them on this shitty fucking board
good god
>>67626445
Genius billionaires would know about cost efficiency.
superheros rule!
>>67625805
Damage Control. Itll last until Civil War b
>>67625088
>This is the only instance where a Marvel character being funny is completely unfitting and just wrong
Nah, that's pretty frequent in the Whedon movies.
>>67625551
Yet he has a literal production line of suits being made whenever he needs them.
>>67624895
>probably costs 100 fucktons to operate
Yeah and all the others are definitely cheap to run
>>67625589
but police DO use auto rifles and shotguns
>>67624718
ultron has gravity lift thing and lasers. hulkbuster designed for physical altercations, not laser/antigravity altercations.
>>67624755
Good meme friend
Add one more to the pile of capeshit threads
>>67624847
>too much energy to run
>stark literally has access to limitless energy
>>67628595
Hang in there brother. A new day will come, and when the sun shines it will shine out the brighter
>>67624577
Reminded me power Rangers zeo
lmao you fucking DCucks are so fucking butthurt
I can't stop laughing
oh god my sides
HAHHAHAHA
>>67624577
OMG it's like he's giving Hulk a noogie! XD
tony saving the day
>>67628595
It's just butthurt batman fanboys trying to shit post about their perceived rival.
>>67624718
it came from fucking space
it'll probably take a while to repair and get back up there
>>67629261
KEK
you should write for Marvel
>>67626399
Howdy reddit
>>67624577
I thought it was cool that he had a contingency plan for Hulk, I'd assume he's like Batman has one in place for every person he knows.
>>67629286
/co/ can't stop shitposting against DC, and /tv/ can't stop shitposting against Marvel. This is how things are.
>>67628045
>>67629349
Given that the whole next movie is him trying and failing to contain Captain America and his rowdy friends... I doubt iron man is that prepared.
>>67625157
More like the strongest Manlet. Next comes the lady boy.
at least marvel have this problem in their like 12th movie or whatever A2 was
DC have had 2 movies and batman is already fucking super powerful, has an iron man suit and kills people for fun
In 2120the Marvel movies will be in limbo and we will watch again again Man of Steel and BvS.
>Too bad they were fucking idiots and we don't have a real DC verse
