https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhvBVDPN7OM
But he liked it and defends almost everything that people are shitting on.
>>67613994
what? at what point? all I can hear is him bitching and pointing out everything thats bad
>>67613979
Let's be honest, you can't say a bowl of cereal is the greatest thing ever when you've tasted Korean Barbecue.
TRAITOR
>>67613979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD3byJxc9Vc
Will he ever stop fucking Synder's shit up?
>>67613979
Didn't his daughter get kidnapped by an uber?
>>67613979
>yfw even diehard DC fans hate BvS
>>67614886
she was almost kidnapped.
>>67614886
What? Sauce? Story? That sounds hot.
I can't wait to hear what they guy who made Batman pee his pants has to say about BvS
Pretty good review. I disagree with the part where he says it's boring, dower, and a mess. But I do agree that the editing had some issues. That's as far as I'll go though. I didn't think it was joyless at all. And some plot points were flimsy.
>>67613979
jeezus fuck you know your movie is bad when fat stoners hate it
>>67615313
>pays tribute to the legendary Batman: Year One by mocking it
Truly someone people should take advice from!
>>67615208
>Diehard
>>67614747
fuck off gook.
>>67614747
I don't eat my pets, slant eye.
>>67614747
>comparing breakfast cereal
>to mid-day lunch/dinner
That analogy doesn't even make sense.
In fact it would make more sense if you said:
>You can't just go from eating a bowl of MARVEL cereal to shovelling in a big fork-ful of Korean DC Barbeque
>>67615532
"A" fat stoner hates it
>>67613979
Kevin Smith has no room to talk since he writes shit comics that he rarely ever finishes.
Cacophony was the worst Batman comic I've ever read.
>>67613979
Damn. And he fucking fellates every mediocre superhero movie out. He literally cried talking about Dark Knight Rises.
>>67615782
Well I didn't care for it either
He is shit so his opinion is irrelevant, but it's relevant that even someone warner has used to hype and promote the DCEU is criticizing it
Why do you guys hate Kevin Smith so much? I never understood the unadulterated hate for this man on this board. He's literally one of you.
>>67613979
Matt smith is one of the sharpest minds of our generation.
>>67616065
/tv/ is self hating
>>67616065
Clerks 2 was funny, and Jay and Silent Bob are a funny little invention of his. Can't say I care for anything else.
>>67616164
Dogma is far and away his best movie.
>is this what happens one day you go to the theater to watch a batman movie and you walk out like why the fuck do I watch this shit
Kek love this man
>He thinks WW was great
KEK
WHAT A KEK
>>67616065
it's a meme because he likes capeshit
not you kevin, everyone but you kevin
>>67613979
How is he a fraud? The movie is shit, so he says it is shit. That is the opposite of a fraud.
>>67615574
Found the DCuck and it's a trip. What a twist
>>67613979
I follow his podcast and he is just butthurt that Ben doesn't like him anymore.
Ben promised to be on Fatman on Batman but never had plans to actually do it so he is sour trying to bring him back saying '' I trained him to be Batman in a way''
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/kevin-smiths-wife-in-playboy-jpg/
>>67616578
>he gets triggered this easily
Marvelfags gonna fag.
>>67616094
He was the best doctor imo. Really under rated
He said Ben was good didn't he? He said he was good and then he said the characterization was bad, but that's a criticism of the script and direction not Ben. He said he like Ben.
>>67613979
>clap clap clap
>wooo
This guy introduced me to redditors before reddit existed
redditors aka endless supply of american college kids
>>67613979
>"If 1% equals 100%, then I 100% enjoyed this movie."
Fuck that was golden, I lol'd at that one.
>>67616628
My ass. Ben Affleck and Kevin are like the closest you could possibly be to butt-buddies without doing the deed, Kevin could be betrayed a thousand times over and still have undying love for him.
>>67616696
He said they haven't spoken in many years. They are not close.
>>67616658
So funny I called you out for being a tripfag. You were so notably butthurt when the reviews started to come in.
Then you just said
>"I was just memeing XD kek!"
>"I don't care for Marvel and DC fan wars!"
yet here you are DCuck.
>>67616024
he also things that the Lord of the Rings are movies about people walking
>>67616696
Kevin like an idiot said some shit about his wife so of course he got pissed.
don't remember what was it
>>67616764
well lotr is fucking shit
>>67616822
I mean he's kind of joking though.
>Kevin Smith aka Traitor Marvel HackCould never write or Film anything as Good as Batman V Superman
https://youtu.be/9boximy1JQM
He's the hero DC deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll mock him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDsw86ATrQ0&ab_channel=KevinSmith
kevin backpedaling
"i liked the movie, but..."
>>67616816
I could see alflekku get disproportionately offended on someone elses behalf.
Who's the bigger cuck?
>>67613979
Wasn't this obese cuck shilling BvS on Spike TV for months?
I hate how he sells himself short saying shit like "I could never do that. I wouldn't know what to do. My superhero movie would be batman and superman sitting around talking about Star Wars!"
There's gotta be a part of him that knows this isn't true and wants to give it a shot. He's just afraid of failure on such a massive scale.
>>67616658
Honestly, how disappointing were you in BvS? Did you cry?
>>67616887
He is right, what a hack.
I hate capeshit that isn't in comics, but now I'm curious to see the movie that shills are hating it so much.
>>67616887
>Fat Diabetic Black DCuck
>I'm mad a Kevin Smith because he isn't a DC shill like me
>HOW DARE KEVIN SMITH ACTUALLY GIVE HIS OPINION!
>>67616916
LOL what the actual fuck. Is he bipolar?
>>67614226
Well, he's a cape comic book reading manchild after all.
>>67617184
He is trying to backpedal to get that DC money. Fucking Shill.
He hated Batman 1989 too
He simply cannot appreciate capekino
>>67617391
>Batman 1989
wtf? That was unambiguously the greatest capeshit film ever made.
>>67617336
It seems the guy has been so far gone he thinks he can play both sides and shill for both. It doesn't work that way buddy.
>>67617472
He hated Batman 1989 because Burton admitted he never read the comics
>>67617472
>that fucking cowl made out of hard rubber that doesn't allow Batman to turn his head so he looks like a fucking muppet when he hears a noise and looks around
Have you watched it recently?
>>67617490
Maybe that's why it's so good, Batman comics at the time were completely shitty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDsw86ATrQ0
>>67617575
yeah and they're even worse today
>>67613979
he's just salty he wasn't invited on set like he was for Star Wars, because in his star Wars review he praised it as if it had absolutely no flaws
>>67617472
But Batman Returns is so much better.
>>67617573
>Have you watched it recently?
No, but if you ask me which Batman movies I remember more or were more enjoyable, I would easily say Burtons.
Burton understood that Batman should be a Gothic horror story, which Nolan and Schumacher didn't get, he captured the feel of the Batman mythos and that's what counts.
>>67616297
He watches Supergirl for fucks sake he'd be a god damn retard not thinking WW is great.
![Batman.Returns.1992.1080p.BluRay.x264.mp4_snapshot_00.58.21_[2015.12.13_23.36.35].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OLdRLG3.jpg "Batman.Returns.1992.1080p.BluRay.x264.mp4_snapshot_00.58.21_[2015.12.13_23.36.35].jpg")
>>67617573
That's a pretty petty gripe buddy.
Batman and Batman Returns in particular are literally capekino.
>>67617610
Why the fuck would they print that garbage?
>>67617804
She was shit tier
>>67617610
what the fuck? comics are beyond saving now, just like sweden. When you become too much of a cuck there is no going back.
>>67616204
Clerks 1 is better
>>67617737
Because you were a child when you saw it.
>>67617575
>1986 The Dark Knight Returns
>1987 Year One
>1988 The Killing Joke; The Cult
>1989 Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth
Yer talkin shite again, Anon.
>>67613979
The guy with him is a complete moron. I only listened to about 3 min of it
>>67613979
He's a stoner that gets all of the references Ralph is shitting on it to balance him out I guess
>>67617939
No it isn't.
>>67618006
i got up to where the dude was talking about the 1% thing. Literal retard
>>67617610
lmao
>get hit by thug
>defend yourself and others because you're a fucking cop
>thug gets shot
>you get pummeled by batman
>>67617855
>>67617933
Western superheroes are literally liberal propaganda more now than ever. Don't forget Wonder Woman also complained about 'mansplaining' too.
You want legit capekino, go watch Japanese superheroes. They aren't deep but they don't insult your fucking intelligence and tastes as much as western trash.
>>67618040
It's definitely more enjoyable
>>67617610
lmao that's pathetic
>>67618040
different stokes I guess
i'd still put Dogma up at 2nd place
my list is
1. Clerks
2. Dogma
3. Clerks 2
4. Jay and Silent Bob
5. Chasing Amy
6. Mallrats
>>67614886
Fake über drivers have tried to kidnapp Harley Quinn twice but she got away both times.
>>67618183
I disagree. Dogma is a better experience.
>>67618207
Where would you put cop out?
>>67618183
And better. Only a few retards like 2 more.
>>67617610
forget the text whats with this shitty art? Nothing but chicken scratches and lazily done backgrounds
>>67618223
nigga what
>>67618223
Source? You people need to deliver.
>>67615929
He cried live on webcam to the season end of season one of The Flash. He just kept blubbering how beautiful it was with tears streaming down his fat face.
>>67617855
>>67617933
>>67618082
>>67618197
>>67618261
It gets better, Superman is now Black Lives Matter
Try to read this article without feeling ill too, this is the average capefan
http://www.comicbooked.com/black-lives-matter-superman-taking-police-noteworthy/
>>67616456
that post fucking wrecked me
>>67618250
I dunno, I've only seen the Jay and Silent Bob universe films.
>>67618223
ahahaha
fuck is this law and order outta the news bullshit hahahaha
>>67618321
That show has some serious feels man, especially if you have a close relationship with your mother.
>>67618367
This socially conscious streak is a return to roots for Superman. You should read the original Action Comics #1.
>>67618477
so superheroes were always leftist trash
>>67618367
So Superman is teaching kids to fuck da police now. Great.
>>67618515
that torso lmao
how do comic readers suffer through this shit?
>>67618367
>>67618477
>>67618515
who cares, comic were always garbage. the films are always better.
>>67618496
If you consider SAVING PEOPLE and taking on injustice - literally Superheroing 101 - 'leftist', then I guess so.
>>67618367
>>67618515
DC needs to get uncucked by Dredd.
>>67618606
>Not even a background in this panel
Dear lord why
>>67618630
HE DINDU NUFFIN
>>67618515
Good? Americas tendency to glorify and dogmatize subservience towards authority figures is fucking terrifying. Less of that is only a good thing.
let's not leave marvel out of this
>/co/ will defend this
>>67618269
You lazy fucks!
http://www.people.com/people/mobile/article/0,,20984805,00.html
It's happened to her twice.
>>67618885
No. The vast majority of /co/ hate this shit.
>>67618885
Is that unedited?
>>67619002
Yep that's literally how it's posted in the comic
>>67618900
eh, why can't she just buy a fucking car?
>>67613979
>marvel movies have a lot of joy in them and that's what this was missing
>I would take a 9 year old to see deadpool
bunch of idiots, dropped
>>67619079
kev likes to watch his daughter get fucked in cars
>>67619482
he must be a cool dad, not even memeing.
>>67613979
But isn't Affleck one of his best friends? That's gotta hurt.
>>67618900
Holy shit what a family of cucks. I wish these imaginary white males got away with it.
>>67619567
Him and Affleck don't talk anymore, apparently because Jennifer Garner hates him.
>>67619871
but they're divorced now
I hope one of them says sorry
>>67616456
He, like everyone else, said that Ben as Batman was pretty much the only thing good about the picture, and is not at fault for having such rancid material to work with.
>>67619079
I mean it's not unusual for people who live in LA to not own cars.
>>67615595
You're mad because it's true.
>>67620163
I mean you probably buy one if you tried to be kidnapped once. 2 times tho?
>>67618731
hehe darn right bernie '16 eat the rich killthe pigs
:^)
>The booty on his daughter
Pure PAWG shit right there
>>67614788
>>67613979
hes a fat fuck and that disgusts me but man his mind could run a marathon, hes witty and intelligent in a great way
>>67616164
>>67616204
Chasing Amy is actually fantastic.Criterion agrees
>>67614747
nigga doesnt know bout my organic pb cereal
will someone pls post the high test christina aguilera webm?
>>67618515
That guy was a shadow monster
