If you could be any Xman who would you pick?
Pic related. I wanna hit shit with my laser beams.
>>67612068
They're not laser beams, it's concussive force.
You don't know what you want.
>>67612068
I have dreams that I'm cyclops all the time but my eye beams never work. Am I impotent??
That's easy.
>>67612115
PUNCHES FROM THE PUNCH DIMENSION
>lasers
>>67612068
>choosing laser eye man and having to constantly wear glasses fearing one day they might accidentally fall off and you'd probably kill someone
>instead of one of the psychic ones that can fly and crush people's minds and do all that cool shit or the one that literally controls the fucking weather or the guy that can teleport or the guy with a healing factor and an almost indestructible skeleton
NIGGA you retarded. That's a ham sandwich-tier wish
Mystique.
Being able to change into anyone to look and sound like them would be useful as shit.
wolverine
so i can live forever
>>67612068
Colossus or Nightcrawler
>>67612068
Never forget
>>67612115
They look like lasers.
>>67612125
I have dreams where I'm really weak and can't do shit like pull my covers up over me when there's this thing in my room. Not sure if they're dreams or not cause my room looks totally normal there's just something in there that terrifies me.
>>67612190
Then pick Sebastian Shaw, you get to live forever and be practically unstoppable. Not even nuclear bombs would bother you.
gambit of courshe
>get's all the chicks
>throw some fucking ninja magic cards into your opponents
>hasn't been ruined by capeshit movies
>>67612240
>I have dreams where I'm really weak and can't do shit like pull my covers up over me when there's this thing in my room. Not sure if they're dreams or not cause my room looks totally normal there's just something in there that terrifies me.
that's just sleep paralysis senpai. More common than you think. Look it up.
Picard obviously
-world class diplomat
-legendary leader
-gets "dailymedical checkups"
- best xo and security chief
>>67612171
>they might accidentally fall off and you'd probably kill someone
What are they gonna do about it lel
Squirrel Girl
>>67612068
Wolverine of course I want to have a healing factor
immortality, nothing scares me more than death
>can time travel and is basically Jesus
>>67612125
>>67612240
Freud is a hack and dreams don't mean anything, it's just a series of memory fragments being combined into a narrative that is constantly changing. You think your dreams are coherent but if you think back you'll notice the details and setting are constantly changing and incoherent. That and it's a process of organizing the knowledge you learned from the previous day. The human mind desperately seeks meaning and tries to connect the dots when there is no meaning to be found. Just look at greek astronomy as a perfect example.
>>67612380
yeah and the virus eats him alive
>>67612068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlkw6I7RvFU
>>67612380
What do you mean he's practically jesus? He encourages people to forsake the pursuit of material wealth, love one another, and care for the less fortunate? He's really meek and soft spoken?
>>67612068
Wolverine
invulnerable and ages really slowly
or Professor X and use my powers for self gain
>>67612265
wasn't he in that terrible wolverine movie?
>>67612284
I know all about sleep paralysis and the like. Have you ever considered that maybe it's caused by 'something' and is not just normal sleep shit? Is this my punishment for trying to astral project?
>>67612548
Not exactly, but he definitely has a messiah complex.
>picking anyone other than Magneto
>>67612655
no you stupid fuck it's called REM sleep. It's the most important part of sleep because it's where you dump the waste out of your brain, organize information, and rebuild tissue. Your body purposely paralyzes itself in order to do this, and when it manifests in your dream they call it sleep paralysis
Didn't you ever take an Intro Psychology class?
>>67612742
/thread
>>67612360
I remember that scene with Wolverine fighting in different battles through the ages. That's the kind of shit I'd be down for.What happens if you get stuck somewhere? Building collapses on you etc
>>67612655
you people are fucking obnoxious
>>67612405
You need to open your third eye ;)
>>67612524
That was fucking hilarious.
Still want laser beam eyes though. I would probably go chaotic evil though, wouldn't need the glasses would just walk the earth destroying everything.
>>67612156
>they produce no heat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j10cLQFAq1w
>they burn everything and leave a trail of fire
>>67612775
>>67612851
You people are the reason we can't have fun. I'm painfully aware of how mundane our planet as we know it is. Maybe there is some spooky shit out in the universe though.
>>67613237
>You people
You mean educated people?
You have to be over 18 to post on this board
>>67613319
>he doesn't enjoy equal measures of fact and fiction
I bet you're that cunt who complains about realism when watching fantasy movies.
>>67612775
>no you stupid fuck it's called REM sleep. It's the most important part of sleep because it's where you dump the waste out of your brain, organize information, and rebuild tissue. Your body purposely paralyzes itself in order to do this, and when it manifests in your dream they call it sleep paralysis
well most of that is WRONG, except for the fact REM sleep is important for a restful sleep. sleep paralysis is when you regain consciousness but your body is still in that state of paralysis and wild brain activity. youre awake and cant move and hallucinating (usually scary shit because youre panicked from not being able to move) so its a horrifying experience
>>67612603
>Professor X and use my powers for self gain
This probably.
>>67612068
Mag fucking neto
>>67612068
Doesnt Cyclops get cucked by like 3 different women?
>>67613379
It's not always horrifying. I had read about it before experiencing it and found it quite pleasurable.
>>67613462
No that faggot Scott Summers did
>>67613370
>doesn't enjoy equal measures of fact and fiction
nigga youre trying to defend the stance that ghosts finger your butthole while you sleep. you are the kind of faggot who looks at dogs and wolves and denies evolution and instead says that shiva created man from the hot curry shit she took the day before. youre not trying to encourage imagination, youre trying to live in a fantasy world because youre autistic
>>67613513
>wake up
>cant move
>its dark
>shadows moving all over the place
>faces in the darkness
>"this is fine. im okay with this"
>>67613379
>most of that is WRONG
the only part that was sort of wrong was the sleep paralysis part, everything else about REM is correct. And even the sleep paralysis bit is sort of accurate because it could be described as being either half conscious or half dreaming(glass half full/empty sort of deal)
Point is elements of REM remain while you're trying to wake and so you can't move.
>>67613462
In the movies yeah. In the comics he cucked Jean with Emma.
>>67613578
how fucking DARE you try to correct me
Mystique
>Turn myself into qt grills and get fucked by 10/10 Chads
>Turn myself into politicians or celebrities, record videos of myself engaging in illegal, degenerate behavior, then blackmail the actual person with it
>Fuck with research scientists in Antarctica
>>67612307
Anything, shoot you I guess. Your still very mortal.
>>67613678
>Turn myself into qt grills
what a waste. i would turn myself into a qt trap and get fucked by 10/10 chads
>>67613571
>youre autistic
How ironic considering the amount of butthurt you've spewed.
>"this is fine. im okay with this"
Yep. Nothing really scares me after taking 2g of DXM.
>>67613729
Do the comics state the range of your laser beams? You could just spin in a circle and blast everything around you for miles.
>>67613729
The majority of superheroes would get reckt by the average SWAT sniper in the real world, they intentionally have to make the police absolutely worthless shots for any of this to make sense.
Kitty Pryde.
Being a mutant and openly Jewish? I just want experience that kind of double hatred.
>>67613018
>shitty xmen movie
>any kind of canon
>>67612655
>have you ever considered some ridiculous supernatural bullshit I just made up
Nope
/x/------->
>>67614106
jew spotted
>>67614038
Could DELTA storm Hogwarts?
He's a New Mutant but Cypher. Just imagine what you could do if you were fluent in every language.
>>67612125
I remember when i was younger i used chidori in a dream, but it stopped working after the first time. People would just look at ne with weird faces.
What i mean what all that, is that i am completely retarded.
>>67612655
Would wife.
>>67614220
Easily.
ESPECTRO PA-*headshot*
>>67612825
>What happens if you get stuck somewhere?
You're fucked. Not only that, the longer you live, the greater your odda of getting trapped somewhere you can't get out of. If you were immortal, those odds essentially become 100%.
>>67614427
Wouldn't he turn off? Like if he was sleeping.
>>67614237
Speak with dumbass third worlders?
Get a well paying job?
Wow the possibilities are endless!
>>67614614
Insanity would be your only relief.
>>67614427
Not necessarily, after the Earth get's destroyed you're free to float around in space. Until you get stuck again (probably lodged somewhere in the Sun)
>>67614220
Depends. The wizards have all kinds of weird shit they can do to avoid detection and fuck with people but they can't outcast a bullet. There would need to be a 3 to 1 ratio of of Gunmen to Wizards to make it work.
Once they lose the element of surprise they can't track or follow the wizards even if they are capable of beating them in a one on one fight. Then you have shit like dementors and other magical creatures that Wizards could sicc on them.
In a straight out fight guns win every time. But in a breach situation or prolonged battle Wizards either escape or win every time.
>>67613018
the beams themselves don't generate heat but they create friction when they go through stuff which causes fire
>>67613578
>it could be described as being either half conscious or half dreaming
Except you are half conscious and half dreaming, not one or the other.
>(glass half full/empty sort of deal)
Redundant
>>67614614
After a while you'd perceive time so quickly it would barely matter that you're trapped.
>>67612742
Magneto and Thor are troll physics.
>lifts himself by his own power
>Thir throws his hammer and hangs on to fly
>>67615679
anon being half concious and have dreaming is the same thing as being either half concious or half dreaming, the only difference is literally semantics
>Redundant
no shit, hence the parentheses
>>67612068
Professor X or Jean Grey
Basically I want psychic powers. I'd literally just make people "voluntarily" donate money to me and just fuck around
>>67615893
As opposed to figuratively making people give you money?
>>67615838
>hence
Reddit wants you and your women's studies inspired vocabulary back.
>>67613641
Emma's better anyway. Jean and Professor X held him back.
>>67616124
Are you kidding me? "Hence" is pretentious to you?
Sorry, I didn't realize +6th grade vocabulary triggered you, I'll try to tone it down to elementary-level in the future
>>67616124
>women's studies inspired vocabulary back.
lmaoyou can't even formulate a response without letting your irrational hatred of a certain website and women in general bleed thru
Sounds like this impotent stormblr cuck got triggered
>>67615792
No.
Magneto wears a metal suit that he floats around with him in it.
Thor is a literal god and couldn't give 2 shits about your physics.
>>67612068
>choosing the one xman who is basically crippled by his powers
ok
Does Franklin Richards count? He is a mutant.
I would take anyone. Being a mutant alone would be worthy to me. Even that frog guy's powers can be useful to impress the ladies.
mon ami
>>67617727
Never understood this gypsy's powers.
Why use cards when he can use magic with other objects? Get a Mcgun you fuck.
>>67612068
Wolverine you get immortality and sweet bone claws and abs
>>67615893
then you would later die. I would just be wolverine and be career cop in a really dangerous neghborhood. Retire with 50% salary pension and invest the money.
>>67617793
His power is to unleash the energy of whatever he touches.
>>67617793
>>67617727
>>67612265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ApnqfC52Kk
>>67616562
>inb4 that comic where magneto wipes out the marvel universe because his power is actually manipulation of magnetic forces not metal
>>67617903
If he touched me, would he unleash my energy?
>>67616562
>wears a metal suit with him in it
>flies by moving this
That's troll physics.
>>67616562
magneto actually manipulates the earth's magnetic field to fly
Sage has an awesome power, she can activate other mutant recessive abilities. Plus she can gain other powers thanks to her robotic mind.
>>67612380
Cable will never be more than dude with laser gun in movies. Feels bad man.
>>67617913
kek
He can blow up more then cards tho, cars, people.
>>67617913
I see why having a deck of 60 cards is good since that's a lot of stuff to throw.
Can you grab Cyclops's beam then swing him around?
>>67618084
How do you even throw a card? I've tried and the shit just flaps around and falls 5 feet in front of you
>>67612192
I've always wondered how can Nightcrawler (and any other teleporter) tell they are not gonna appear inside a concrete wall, or something like that?
>>67614877
>Get a well paying job?
All I want senpai
>>67618182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlVMEqjGrIQ
>>67618210
that was a plot point for a while, dont know if he can just teleport anywhere now
>>67618210
probably dimensional awareness
>>67618293
nigga read the thread
>>67617913
>>67618293
Nigger that's the video we are talking about.
What are the cons of being Scarlet Witch?
The dude with angel wings.
You would get so much pussy.
Christian girls would literally throw themselves on your dick.
>>67613571
>wake up
>cant move
>its dark
>shadows moving all over the place
>faces in the darkness
Isn't always like this. I've had sleep paralysis where I've thought it was someone I knew and they just kinda talk at me and then disappear as I 'wake up'
>>67618402
psychotic breaks and killing a bunch of mutants with just a few words
>>67618414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2oc0K1O44s
BIRD
>>67618402
Anything you say could destroy the universe. You need absolute perfect control of your emotions or you could tear apart reality as you know it.
Easy, Gestalt Legion. My power is to have all the powers and I don't run the risk of MPD any more since Gestalt dealt with that.
>>67614110
>comics
>canon
"Retcon" originated from comics, senpai.
>>67618247
Same.
>>67612380
>>ugly mug
>>receding hairline
>>has to team up with Ryan Reynolds
No thanks
>>67612125
Maybe you're not meant to be cyclops shooting eye beams.RAIN DROPS KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD
Juggernaut because he's swol af
>>67617216
The only correct answer ITT
>>67612068
