Woody Allen's Cafe Society will open the 2016 Cannes Film

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Woody Allen's Cafe Society will open the 2016 Cannes Film Festival 2016-03-29 20:05:15 Post No. 67607262
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Woody Allen's Cafe Society will open the 2016 Cannes Film Festival Anonymous 2016-03-29 20:05:15 Post No. 67607262 [Report]

I'm fucking pumped for this film. Every other Woody Allen film is great and every other film is garbage - the last film he made sucked balls so this must be a masterpiece. We have Jesse Heisenberg and K-Stew (did Woody fuck her?) and Blake fucking Lively and Steve Carrell, it's Allen's first film shot on digital (Sony F65, the best camera there is), it's set in the 1930s Hollywood... what's not to love?

http://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/mar/29/cannes-2016-opener-woody-allen-cafe-society-jesse-eisenberg

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Anonymous 2016-03-29 20:08:20 Post No.67607369
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>>67607262
>what's not to love?
No Bruce Willis.

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Anonymous 2016-03-29 20:09:57 Post No.67607430
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Anonymous 2016-03-29 20:09:57 Post No.67607430 [Report]

Kristen Stewart and Blake Lively cannot act, Zuckerberg can only play certain characters, and Woody Allen always has a minimum two annoying characters with no depth. That leaves Steve Carrell to hold the movie together. Will not bother with this one.

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Anonymous 2016-03-29 20:12:31 Post No.67607525
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Anonymous 2016-03-29 20:12:31 Post No.67607525 [Report]

More white people existential drama bullshit featuring the two most unlikable actors in Hollywood directed by a hack way pass his prime.

I think I'll pass.

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Anonymous 2016-03-29 20:15:53 Post No.67607638
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>>67607430
>Blake Lively cannot act

Who cares about her acting when she looks like this?

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Anonymous 2016-03-29 20:17:23 Post No.67607688
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>>67607638

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Anonymous 2016-03-29 20:17:24 Post No.67607689
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Anonymous 2016-03-29 20:17:24 Post No.67607689 [Report]

>>67607638
Like a billion other women, you mean?

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Anonymous 2016-03-29 20:18:30 Post No.67607726
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Anonymous 2016-03-29 20:18:30 Post No.67607726 [Report]

>>67607689
pls have sex

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Anonymous 2016-03-29 20:22:19 Post No.67607865
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Anonymous 2016-03-29 20:22:19 Post No.67607865 [Report]

>>67607689
where do you live anon im otw

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Anonymous 2016-03-29 20:23:45 Post No.67607914
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Anonymous 2016-03-29 20:23:45 Post No.67607914 [Report]

>>67607688
fuck you anon

I can't go change my pants

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Anonymous 2016-03-29 20:25:30 Post No.67607964
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Anonymous 2016-03-29 20:25:30 Post No.67607964 [Report]

>>67607430
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about Kstew and Blake have proved themselves competent, but you only watch RLM featured movies so you don't know.

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Anonymous 2016-03-29 20:27:16 Post No.67608026
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Anonymous 2016-03-29 20:27:16 Post No.67608026 [Report]

>>67607964
Which film has Blake proven herself capable, let alone competent?

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Anonymous 2016-03-29 20:34:59 Post No.67608296
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Anonymous 2016-03-29 20:34:59 Post No.67608296 [Report]

>>67608026
The Town
Age of Adaline