THIS SUMMER
OP SUCKS A THOUSAND COCKS
>>67605171
AND THEN
VIN DIESEL
SUCKS A THOUSAND COCKS
GETS FIT
A tear jerker, raves The Washington Post.
SO THERES THIS GUY
HORN
*BBBBWWWAAAAAAAAAMMMMMPPP*
>>67605209
DRINKS A MILLION GALLONS OF CUM
AND THE RETURN OF THE ANCIENT PROPHECY KNOWN AS FARTLORD
AND THEN A METEOR HITS
STARRING EVERYONE'S FAVORITE AWKWARD WHITE MALE ACTOR
I THOUGHT SHE WAS WITH YOU
AND ABE VIGODA
BANE?
BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
DAY VS NIGHT
DOG VS CAT
PENIS VS VAGINA
4CHAN VS REDDIT
TRUMP VS HILLARY
BLACK COCK VS VERY TINY WHITE COCK
"You are a human male of above average size"
HUMANZEES!
COMES THE NEW WEED MOVIE OF THE CREATORS OF ALL THE OTHER WEED MOVIES.
STARRING
SETH ROGEN
ZAC EFRON
JAMES FRANCO
JONAH HILL
WRITTEN BY EVAN GOLDBERG
DIRECTED BY SETH ROGEN
PRODUCED BY LOTS OF KIKES
WEED LMAO
WHITE PEOPLE LMAO
BLACKS ARE SO COOL LMAOO
RANDOM SEX LMAOOO
HANGOVERS LMAOOOOO
STARRING TAYLOR SWIFT IN HER FIRST NUDE SCENE
AND VAPE NATION AS THE GANGBANG
ITS A STORY ABOUT A LONELY OVER-WEIGHT 23 YEAR OLD WHITE MAN, SPENDING 17 HOURS EVERY DAY ONLINE DEFENDING SUPERMAN AND BATMAN MOVIES, TILL ONE DAY, HIS MOMMY TELLS HIM TO FILL OUT A JOB APPLICATION
COMES A BORING FILM OF A TRANSGENDER
THAT WILL SURELY WIN AN OSCAR
YOU HAVE TO SEEN IT
IT'S BASED ON A REAL TRANNY
AREN'T YOU GONNA SEE IT
CRITIC SAY IS A MASTERPIECE
WHAT ARE YOU?
TRANSPHOBIC?
*cuts to black
"YOU'RE A WHITE MALE!"
>>67605147
GONE SEXUAL
*record scratch*
AND A DOG!?
FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT YOU Frozen AND Big Hero Six
*music stops*
WE ARE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER DIAPER
*last note plays*
Jaden Smith captivates and Winona Ryder offers the performance of a lifetime, says USA Today.
>>67605513
You don't get hangovers from weed.
>>67605539
Oh please yes. I would donate to a campaign to make this happen.
ANNASOPHIA ROBB IS A GALACTIC BOUNTY HUNTER, FLYING HER BUTT STARSHIP, CALLED "BUTT-1", THROUGH THE GALAXY, HUNTING THE MOST DANGEROUS ANAL-RAPING ALIENS
FROM THE GUYS THAT CATERED THE SET OF
A GLIB FACSIMILE
holy shit I remember when these were actually funny what the fuckkk
*record scratch*
HOL UP
>>67607074
>HEEEEEEEEY
FROM THE PEOPLE WHO TOOK CREDIT FOR THAT ONE MOVIE MOST PEOPLE THOUGHT WAS OKAY
