Come up with your best Whedon dialogue.
Interrogation scene
Man 1: I don't like to play games
Man 2(who is strapped to a chair handcuffed from behind): The only games I like to play are Warcraft, Dota, Heartstone, Counter Strike Go and League of Legends
>>67600191
Zack please. I'm suprised you can actually write since allegedly you wrote Sucker Punch
>>67600191
Man 1: Hello Miss
Woman 1: Fuck off you sexist pig, we don't live in the 70s any more. Down with the patriarchy!
>>67600242
>comparing Whedon and Snyder
reminds me that Southpark episode with the giant douche and the turd sandwich
>I have to run to the little girls room
>Male and female bathrooms are oppressive and are the result of cis white male racism
>It ain't me starts playing
>>67600191
>man 1: le quip quip
>man 2: le quippy quip quip?
>man 1: aaah le quippy quippy quip quip quip
>man 2: Ho ho ho le quippy
>scene
>>67600298
Except Snyder knows how to make a movie look fantastic. Whedon can't write or direct.
>>67601146
Granted BvS looked like shit. Not even memeing.
>>67601146
>Wheadon literally made the first Avengers episode filmed like a tv show
>>67600191
>THIS SUMMER
>A BUNCH OF LOSERS ON A PHILIPPINESS FOLK DANCE IMAGE BOARD
>WILL
>HARASS CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED DIRECTOR WORTH MILLIONS
>FOR
>THE SOLE REASON HIS DIALOGUE REMINDS THEM OF A SITE NONE OF THEM EVEN BROWSES
>DON'T MISS
>'The Scream pf the Manchildren'
>Coming to cinemas near you
>'Literally the meme director'
>DUM
>>67600191
>Inflitration scene
>Girl hero (obviously, it's Whedon) must break into villians base
>Tunnels into basement
>Door is locked
>Girl tests strength of basement ceiling
>Leaves visible cracks
>Girl turns directly to camera
"Looks like I'm smashing through that ceiling"
>>67600191
that joke doesnt make sense.. who plays LoL AND dota???
>Character 1: DUDE
>Character 2: QUIPS
>Character 1: LMAO
>Character 2: Also kill all cis-white males
Character 1: QUIP OFF, BRO! YOU AND ME, COME ON!
Character 2 looks on confused as character one begins to gyrate his hips.
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