Are you guys hype for the coming of space-satan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-MUzvASr8s
>>67593004
Bump my fellow capekino aficionados.
>>67593004
It looks like a tool tbqh senpai
>>67593004
Hell yes we are OP!
>>67593004
why was satan not in bvs?
>>67593004
inter-dimensional space-satan wars - ultimate kino
>>67593004
What in fuck's name is happening?
>>67593766
Lex is sad that his cuck Japanese grill is kill so he is summonng Satan to make him feel better.
>>67593004
>deleted scenes
>when the movie was released days ago
thanks dc, desperate cucks.
So what are the odds that we'll get a functional movie with the DVD release if there's all this cut footage?
>>67593766
Lex is learning apokoliptian secrets from that dude and becoming a part of Darkseid's cult. Either that or the ship's computer is teaching him about Apokolips. Since he's unhinged at the end in prison, it's possibly the former.
>>67593828
She looked horrible in the movie; even Gadot was hot.
However the one true goddess was Amy. Who else hnnnged in the bath scene?
>>67594086
>However the one true goddess was Amy. Who else hnnnged in the bath scene?
Me
>>67594086
>apokolips
Fucking hell. Just when you think capeshit can't get any more shit.
>>67593607
Because Metropolis is not actually hell
>>67593004
Pretty sure that's Steppenwolf.
>>67594086
>Either that or the ship's computer is teaching him about Apokolips.
I think it's this desu. seems to have the same visual as when Joel was teaching Clark about their planet's history.
>>67594118
I wanna drink from her boobies ;_;
>>67594186
Okay I know this isn't exactly the most on-topic thread to ask this, but can someone please tell me the geographical relation of Metropolis to Gotham is meant to be in BvS? The film never really makes this clear, though it seems to imply that they are close to each other, which is odd, because why the hell would two big cities be so close to each other?
>>67593004
Whatever else happens, Snyder's version of Apokolips and the New Gods would be really sexy.
>>67594086
something says lex luthor in the video and it's not the ships ai, apparently they were communicating
>>67594242
It's inconsistent. Part of the time it was across the bay, the other part it was far enough that superman takes his time to fly.
>>67594288
Exactly. At the 0'04'' mark. It's a weird robotic voice, unlike the ship's one.
>>67594242
This film makes it clear. They sit opposite each other across a bay.
>>67593004
The madman Snyder: releasing a video entitled "Communion" a day after Easter Sunday which shows Lex in like a Baptism ceremony, having contact with a Satanic like being.
Genius!
>>67594681
What are you talking about, friendo? Everyone knows the one true Easter this year lands on May 1st.
>>67593004
Theres not a face or palm big enough to truly emphasize how ridiculous this movie is.
>>67593004
Fuck yeah. Can't wait for the directors cut as well
and christ gets betrayed by a a Jewdas figure known as Lex Jewthor.
Director's Cut confirmed for 9.5/10 masterpiece.
>>67593004
Based brainiac confirmed?
The boxes are the stolen shrunken cities
>>67593004
The only bad thing about this is that I WANT MORE!!! But alrady booked my third ticket for BvS tomorrow so cant wait. Anyone notice the Excalibur references in the film? Fucking epic!
>>67595844
No, dumb-dumb, they were motherboxes.
>>67594569cum
Listen up, jabronis! OP again. I've figured it out.
Who's the God of comic books?
>Alan Motherflippin' Moore.
Who does Alan Moore worship?
>Glycon, the ancient roman puppet-snake god. His name means sweety. source:I'm a Greekfag
Who directed the arguably best capekino ever created?
>That's BvS, which was directed by Zack Snyder.
What does Zack's name mean?
>Zack as in Zacharias. Meaning sugary. As in... sweety.
KABOOM! There you have it. The God of comics is the forebearer of the God of Cinema. BvS confirmed as the saviour of capekino.
>>67593004
"deleted scene" like 4 days after the premier. God fucking damn it DC and WB are in desperation mode.
>>67599833
oops, forgot pic related
i really want to buy the 4 hour versionlike I bought the watchmen ultimate cut even though I hated they removed the squid
>>67594118
She looks liike a milf here. Did she gave birth to a kid without Supe known about it?
>>67599957
it's only a half-hour of cut stuff, where are you getting 4 hours.
>>67593004
Not the BvS wasn't great, but the ultimate cut gonna be GOAT
