>Character goes to get something from the fridge
>It's right in the centre of the fridge, in clear sight, and they grab it immediately, no matter how obscure the food is
>meanwhile I spend 10 minutes rooting around in my freezer for my chicken tendies
>>67592715
>character grabs something from the fridge
>it's always left over chinese food in those box containers
>>67592894
>chopsticks sticking out of box
>character gets a bleeding cut
>tastes blood
>character is broke as shit
>grabs a stale half 40 from the fridge
>>67593080
Christ this does my head in
Use a fork you fucking cuck
>>67592715
>character uses public bathroom
>doesn't do a hover bog to stop his ass from touching the aids infected seat
>>67593289
Cock
>>67592715
>character is a nobel awarded scientist
>can't find a decent job
>>67593289
what the fuck is a half 40
>>67593289
>Not finishing your 40
bro, do you even alcoholic?
>character grabs some milk out of the fridge
>smells it
>recoils in disgust
Is it too hard to look at the best before date?
