How do you know that a superhero movie is genuinely garbage (Fantastic 4) and not just avant-garde (BvS) based on critics' reviews?
You have to watch them
>>67592318
BvS was a far cry from avant-garde.
It's like that time Homer fucked up building a barbecue pit and it was mistaken for art.
Batman v Superman, likewise, was a mistake and nothing more.
>>67592364
>you are now picturing Zack Snyder saying "LE GRILL?"
You have to spend more than a grand total 5 seconds thinking about the filmmakers' ideas and intentions.
It amazes me how many people shit on BvS while misinterpreting half the movie, and getting basic plot points wrong
>>67592387
>>67592318
That thing right there under the percentage that reads "Average Rating:".
>>67592391
there's nothing to get wrong, the whole plot is just shit
BVS really needs an edit job
>>67592391
The filmmaker spent a grand total of five seconds thinking about his shitty project; why can't I?
>>67592364
This is a perfect analogy.
>>67592426
>that filename
>>67592318
they're both shit, just Fantastic 4 was like shitting in a toilet, where no one is truly surprised.
BvS was like shitting in the middle of central park, still not surprising, but not something you'd expected.
>>67592364
hi Nolan. Are you still butt blasted about Snyder making a better batman than yours on his first outing? Well, we all can't have Snyder's genius, no need to shitpost because of it. Just accept your inferiority.
>>67592810
>Snyder's genius
Go to bed, Zach.
>>67592318
>Avant-garde is French for bullshit
well by this standard BvS is indeed AGAF
>>67592318
>How do you know that a superhero movie is genuinely garbage (Fantastic 4) and not just avant-garde (BvS) based on critics' reviews?
You listen what Armond White says dummy
>>67592888
>it's an Almond White uses a movie as an excuse to discuss topical politics rather than discuss the actual film and its art
>it's an Almond White gives Jack & Jill a positive review cuz everyone else gave it a negative review
When it's written like shit.
I was so bored I fell asleep at one point in the movie which I never do, a first for me.
You could argue BUH HOW YOU KNOW THE PLOT U FELL ASLEEP!!! However when its so uninteresting that happens that qualifies as a shit movie
>>67592972
>it's a marvelshill gets rightfully called a pleb and makes excuses episode
Too many of those lately
>>67593049
>listening to a gay nigger who loves Transformers and 21st century Happy Madison movies
>>67593122
It's ok, no one has to know. Go back to your RLM thread
