Wtf they arrested him? On what charges?
Touching mmmm boys
>>67590706
Ruining the DCEU
mmm boys
>>67590706
Bad acting
>>67590706
He blew up the fucking senate.
Arms smuggling
Terrorism
The Congress bombing and murders
Kidnapping
He created a giant monster for no reason.
>>67590706
Who watched this, please give me a spoilers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-MUzvASr8s
sexual cherry jolly rancher assault
Im more interested in understanding just how Superman's body was handled to still give Clark his funeral. Given that Zod's body was weaponized, why wasn't there an attempt to confiscate Superman's body for safety reasons? If they couldn't take Superman's body because Batman took care of it, how could they been so sure that Superman died? The government had eyes on the whole thing via satellites.
>>67590815
Why cut this out? The producers are fucking stupid.
>>67590763
I AM the senate
>>67590823
because the Governments not going to mess with Batman
>>67590832
because you'd say "wait, what was that" in the middle of everything else
>>67590863
HE'S THE GODDAMN BATMAN
>>67590832
>Why cut this out?
HEY LETS CONFUSE NORMIES EVEN MORE WITH AN OUT OF PLACE MOTHER BOX COMMUNICATION TO A DEMI GOD GENERAL FROM APOCALYPSE FOR 3 SECONDS
THEY WILL LOVE IT
>>67590823
Silly kid, don't use your brain when watching DCEU movies. DCEU isn't meant for thinkers. No thinking allowed!
>flash time travels into
>....batman dream
>Kevin Costner
>...rides a Tornado up to a mountain
Come on, none of this shit makes sense...
THIS THREAD
VS
MY DOUBLES
>>67590899
>Come on, none of this shit makes sense...
but an alien that looks exactly like a human and given the power to fly and have super strength and regenerate and shoot laser beams from his eyes and have x-ray vision because of our "yellow sun" makes perfect sense and should be taken seriously
>>67590815
another example of Snyders lame ass copycat production design
>>67590899
>Kevin Costner
>...rides a Tornado up to a mountain
i really hope this becomes a meme desu
No lawyer? No witnesses? What sort of due process is this?
>>67590815
who dat is
>>67590978
Was just about to post this
>>67590980
ur mom lel xD
>>67590978
the Senate bombing occurred in Federal Territory
>>67590877
I mean they kept the Knightmare scene so why the fuck not, I expect the R cut to be top
>>67590815
will they post the Jenna Malone Barbara Gordon scenes?
Will Wayne be her dadfu?
>>67591061
American R rating is pissweak though
show some blood or the consequences of violence and bam its an R rating, a mild teen rating in the rest of world
Have some sex though and you'll get an NC-17 on the other hand
>>67590980
Diablo movie confirmed
>>67591087
>deadpool has R rating
>can't show titties
lmao
>billionaire
>blows up congress without hiding it
>keeps secret files in his kitchen with mexican waiters running around
MMMM THATS SOME GOOD CAPEKINO
>>67590850
>from my point of view, superman is evil
I guess he didnt like being rich anymore.
>>67591142
>I didn't watch the movie
>>67590832
because they probably realised that another scene where everyone is left going "what the fuck is shit incoherent bullshit" wasn't wise
too bad they didn't spot it earlier
>>67591241
>without hiding it
wut
people thought it was the wheelchair guy who did it you moron
Batman probably tipped them off about the rest once the army picked him up at the scout ship
>>67591798
he has enough money to afford the lawyers to plead insanity or claim due process was violated or evidence is inadmissible or whatever
>>67590802
superman dies
>>67591864
wasnt it his company's product? they knew the guy couldn't afford it. He had know Superman would instantly realize it.
>>67590706
Patriot act has a section about creating Doomsday Monsters via genetic engineering experiments
>>67591930
it is a wheelchair
theres no big LEX emblazoned on the side
>>67591956
>A man completely funded by Lex Luthor, and with no explosives knowledge built a bomb strong enough to destroy congress and hide in his high-tech wheelchair that Lex Luthor also gave him.
>>67591956
Its a really fucking nice high tech wheelchair and Im sure Superman JUST KNEW where he got it the second he rolled in.
>>67591985
nobody knew he was funded by lex or that lex gave him the chair you moran
they did know he had previously been arrested for making terrorist threats
>>67592003
>and Im sure Superman JUST KNEW where he got it the second he rolled in.
since he wasn't aware of lex being up to anything no he wouldn't know
>>67592076
They would find out just by studying the chair remains.
>>67592076
Any sort of cursory investigation would reveal that, and blowing up congress would be cause for a far more than cursory investigation.
>>67592118
theyd find it was an electric chair
dont you think lex would remove traces of his involvement??
>>67592129
how would they find out? lex would have used a series of intermediaries and fronts
>>67590706
Reminder that Jesse is Luthor JUNIOR in BvS, not daddy Lex.
Repost this in another BvS thread or Eisenburg will force feed you jolly ranchers for the rest of your life.
>>67592165
Yeah, he totally didn't literally meet him and give him a wheelchair.
>>67592216
So Batman has been Batmanning for 20 years
And Lex Luthor left behind a son that was even more fucked up than he is
But Superman only got his start fairly recently
What the fuck is with this movie
>>67591985
> a bomb strong enough to destroy congress and hide in his high-tech wheelchair
this legit triggered me the most
the scene in breaking bad was at least somewhat realistic, but there is no fucking way you could destroy a huge building like that with explosives hidden in a wheelchair
also, why didn't wonder woman find those "TOP SEKRET" files herself and had to have batfleck point it out to her? was she retarded?
>>67592300
She didn't have the tech to break the encryption, she quite blatantly says so.
>>67590732
>>67590750
/thread
>>67591755
YODA OF CORRUSANT VS SHEEV OF NABOO
JEDI VS SITH
LIGHT VS DARK
>>67592216
reminder that you're a retard
>>67590802
Luxembourg thought he was playing the Joker.
>>67592300
>military grade encryption
>>67592341
what a stupid excuse
why did she steal it then?
"HURR DURR I'M A SUPER HUMAN MORE THAN 100 YEARS OLD, GUESS I'LL JUST GIVE IT A SHOT"
especially when she's the most mary sue out of all the characters
she never even broke a sweat in the fight against doomsday, fucking ridiculous
>>67592416
lmao
>>67590706
Bombing
>>67592416
See, this rustles my jimmies.
It appears that Batman was brute-forcing the key of those encrypted files. Unless Luthor encrypted those files with a fucking enigma machine instead of a modern encryption cypher like aes 256, then, it should have taken up like, the entirety of the planet's energy output, longer than the life expectancy of the sun, let alone the length of a bat-nap.
Did Flash run through time, and bring a hundred billion Nvidia Titans from the year 2200? then run on a generator treadmill while Batman was asleep. Then created so much atrophy in the universe by having so much computational processing in such a small area that him and the processors were sucked into a mini black-hole, which is what woke up batman and moved the papers around?
This is like, the only in-universe possibility, short of a 256 bit key just being written on a post it note for Alfred to type-in during nap time.
>>67593251
Superman likely wouldn't have broken a sweat against baby doomsday either if he hadn't been poisoned by kryptonite thrice and then nuked just prior to/during the fight
>>67593390
Just stop the shilling my man
You know you've lost
Because bad script writting
I also think the big wigs put their dick in it. Like it makes you wonder how many more scenes they cut that mught of made this moviesless shitty in a optimistic way.
>>67590706
for being a shitty Lex Luthor
>>67593420
What, precisely, am I shilling?
I'm not a Superman fan, if that's what you mean.
>>67593464
You're defending the obvious weak points of this terrible film and it seems like you're personally offended
>>67593502
... What? I made a single statement in regards to a comment about Wonder Woman being a Mary Sue.
If anyone is offended here, it's you.
>>67590980
Bane
>>67592388
THE BROWN CAPES ARE COMING!
THE BROWN CAPES ARE COMING!
>>67590706
For being a miscast, horrible, annoying character.
>>67593550
The way you commented seemed to indicate you following my posts throughout the thread
but whatever, I'll take back what I wrote then
enjoy your day
Because of GRANNY'S PEACH TEA
>>67593603
Nah. I was just that one post stating superman probably wouldn't have broken a sweat without the previous events in the film.. But, yeah.. Whatever haha.
Enjoy yours as well.
>>67590863
You know that prison scene at the end? Literally impossible without the prison staff's cooperation, or at least that of those two guards. Batman probably went straight to the prison warden and told him exactly when for the guards to "disappear" and when to fuck with the lights. The warden went along with it because fuck Lex and because Batman is awesome.
>>67590706
On the charges of being terrible of covering shit up or maintaining plausible deniability. He didn't even try, there was no way for him to avoid prison because he was a fucking idiot whose only goal was to kill Superman and had nothing planned for after that.
Why was Lex protecting his kryptonite with a bunch of Russian guys with rocket launchers and machine gun turrets in the city? Why did Superman stop Batman in the middle of the chase but leave those guys who blew up the neighborhood alone? The U.S government owned Zod's body and spaceship, why would they let Luthor have free reign to do all that horseshit he did? Batman wasn't in communication with Wonderwoman or Superman, how did they know about the spear when they showed up out of nowhere?
>>67590952
those are nothing alike
>>67590978
HAHAHAHAH
Why was the senator so scared about a jar of piss on a desk? How could she have known it was a bomb instead of a dumb prank by Lex?
>>67594082
Zach "Capekino" Snyder.
>>67590706
Why was he trying to kill Superman again? It sure as hell wasn't for the public good.
>>67594250
In the comics, Superman is an obstacle for Luthor's plans of world domniation.
But in this movie, Lex doesn't seem to have any ambitions beyond killing Superman, he's just delusional and MUH GODS AND DEMONS.
>>67594082
Yeah the government absolutely armed Lex with everything he used to cause the damage he did, for practically no reason except jolly rancher based intimidation (which would realistically discourage sharing of world destroying technology). I guess it's a social commentary about the Middle East. Too deep for me.
He pushed a woman off a fucking building.
>>67594250
Superman is an illegal immigrant, that literally brought a war from his homeland to the land of the free, and to top it off can be classed as a weapon of mass destruction.
>>67594082
>Russian guys with rocket launchers
Why did theKiwieven have a FGM-148 Javelin? Were they expecting Dr Pavel to bring friends?
>>67593712
I don't think you say no to a guy who just beat the shit out of an alien who has enough power to wipe out the human race.
Does batman have some kind of future telling power? He had a dream about kryptonite, the flash and lois lane before meeting them. And are those flying bug men also from the future?
Or does the flash have the power to enter peoples dreams in the past?
>>67594979
No one saw him do that though, so no one knows Superman got his ass beat before he died.
>>67590952
retard
>>67590767
>>67590790
I'm surprised they didn't execute him
Conspiracy to commit murder, misuse of government assets, kidnapping, the deaths and injuries of everyone doomsday killed, the deaths of everyone in that congressional hearing
The big question his why he doesn't tell the world batman is Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent is superman
>>67590899
>Kevin Costner
>...rides a Tornado up to a mountain
Well memed, lad
>>67590823
News cameras saw superman get spiked
Batman and wondy whisk him away before anybody can get in
