Would you rather have Jenny Agutter show up at your door to be your sex slave on the condition you get vaporized by a big laser when you turn 30, or live out the rest of your days as a virgin without the threat of being zapped?
>>67581827
How is this even a question?
Let's just say this ol chap will be firin his teh lazor ;)
How old em I in this scenario?
>>67581827
I'm 32, so given that I'm never going to turn 30 again, this is a win-win.
>>67581827
live out the rest of my days as a virgin, duh
don't want to be a disgusting sinner
>>67581827
So long as there's a woman who will show up at my door to be my sex slave on the condition that I will test an energy deflector 1 second before I turn 30.
I'm turning 30 in a week and I'm not a virgin, so I'll choose not to get zapped.
Virgin
I'm going to visit a Nevada Brothel on Saturday so the joke is on you. And also on me, because I'm pathetic.
>>67582002
Good luck
I'm already not a virgin and I don't know who this Jenny person is, so the answer is clear to me.
>>67582154
Tits or gtfo, Anne Erin !W1MmioNU0A
>>67581827
Could she show up at my door demanding me to be her sex slave instead?
>>67582189
>ywn be tied down while jenny smashes your balls under her stiletto-ed heel
>>67581827
I don't know. I guess I'd flip a coin.
>>67581827
At this point the thought of having sex at all is appealing
>>67582182
so new
>>67581827
Which Jenny? Walkabout Jenny or Queen of the Desert Jenny? Cause one's illegal and one's 62.
>>67582331
Logan's Run Jenny you dumb ass nigga
>>67582274
Doesn't need to be a femdom sex slave scenario desu she could just spread her legs a tad indicating to me to lick her puss
Life practically ends at 30 anyway
I'm 27 and people ar already asking why all I do with my life is post in an inuit snowmobile sales forum
Who what why?
OH SHIT
I remember seeing this weird ass movie as a kid. i didn't know what the fuck was going on, Should I give it a re-watch?
>>67581827
i have more than 30, i guess i won.
>>67582331
American Werewolf Jenny is the best.
>>67582494
Yup its a timeless classic.
>>67582602
Will I like it?
Why couldn't people back in the day into HD?
>>67582593
Man in the Iron Mask is better
>>67582699
Yeah, but that sex scene...
>>67582699
the original ratfu
>>67582699
It's only a woman. Why lose your head?
>>67582668
Those lenses and film stock recorded at a pretty high resolution. You just need the technology to scan them and project it.
>>67583478
WELL FIX MY DAMN PICTURE THEN.
>>67582386
fucking dilettante plebs
>>67582494
No. I watched it and I tried to like it but its actually quite dull.
Seh is a old lady. Why would i want a granny as my sex slave?
Give me American Werewolf era Jenny and get that laser ready.
>>67582002
Are you the guy from the prostitutes in movies thread?
>>67584107
Hey I'm in that thread too
>>67582274
>it's a emily blunt poster in disguise episode
>>67581930
This. Wizards are immuned to lazors
>>67581827
I'd take the zap
>>67581827
Can I just be zapped by the lazer early instead
Thread is a sausage fest. Where are all the pics of Jenny? She's the only good thing in Walkabout.
>>67581827
i'm 31
>>67584365
shit taste
I'm 30 so if I took the slave I'd immediately get zapped.
>>67581827
Obviously I'll just get a job that ensures I get reincarnated after the big laser part.
