>>67572792

I need to know if the Kaa scenes will be enough to fuel my fetish for another few decades.

Don't judge me.

i was until i heard scarjo

>>67572792
Yes

>>67572864
Snake fetish? Johansson fetish? Hypnosis fetish?

>>67572792
I started yelling unintentionally when I saw the trailer for this piece of shit in the cinema last week. Looks awful, shouldn't exist. Fuck this movie.

>>67572919

All.

Though I've never been crazy about Scarjo.

>>67572927
>I started yelling unintentionally when I saw the trailer
Literally autism.

why does it have to look like a vidya game? why are the animals so disproportionate?

>Jon Favreau
oh

>>67572997
The jungle book is literally my favorite disney movie, and it pained me to see it turn into some shitty pseudo dramatic lord of the rings style shlock.

These movies are so soulless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ogQ0uge06o

>>67572960
Meh, out of all the woman to be enslaved by you could do a lot worse.

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Do we really need two separate Jungle Book adaptations back-to-back?