STOP, INVINCIBLE SON!
LET THE CHILDREN DROWN TO PROTECT YOUR SEEKRIT IDENTITY
DEFER, UNREMARKABLE BRITISH MAN OF SUPERHUMAN SULTRINESS
CEASE, DESCENDANT OF IMPRESSIVE STRENGTH!
DISCONTINUE, INDOMITABLE DESCENDANT
>>67571143
NOW WATCH AS I STAND AND LET THE TORNADO SWALLOW ME WITHOUT EVEN FLINCHING
HALT, INVULNERABLE KIN!
What is the origin of this meme?
STOP, INVISIBLE HORSES!
STOP RIGHT THERE
I GOTTA KNOW RIGHT NOW
BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER
DO YOU LOVE ME?
DON'T RESCUE ME ALIEN SON. LET ME DIE FROM SAVING A DOG
GOODBYE HORSES
*record scratch*
Yup that's me
ABORT, IMPREGNABLE OFFSPRING
>>67572780
bump
CEASE MOVEMENT INVULNERABLE CHILD
>>67572780
>>67573212
Hello newfriends
LET ME DIE, MY UNKILLABLE ALIEN ABORTION
>>67571143
I just saw this last night; I know you people have discussed this at length but Damn, how many people died in this movie? A million? 2?
NO MORE, IMPERVIOUS MINI ME
>>67573302
Probably more than that. Metropolis got fucking annihilated.
>>67573204
I'm not that guy....
Nope, not him....
Not him either....
[freeze]
Yup, THAT's me. The loser with the faux-hawk, wrinkles--- and in the midst of a KILLER whirlwind. But first, to see how this story ends... you need to know how this story BEGINS.
>>67573201
>the horses had to drown clark, for their ignorance didn't made them innocent.
>>67573201
flyin flyin flyin over u
>>67571143
Look, Superman saved the day...look at all of that ruble.
>>67571143
STAND YOUR GROUND, OFFSPRING OF INCONCEIVABLE POWER
>>67573142
WILL YOU LOVE ME FOREVER?
DO YOU NEED ME?
>>67573201
Bump for this reference also
HALT IMPENETRABLE YOUTH
>>67573293
>>67573328
CEASE AND DESIST, DEITY MALE HEIR
THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH, SUPERSON
DESIST, INVINCIBLE FUKKBOI
>>67571143
Come visit me in the Hymalasas.
ABSTAIN, HARDY BUNDLE OF JOY
HET, DEITY RELATIVE
AY YO HOL UP HOL UP SUUUU MAYNE
>>67575299
*smacks invincible lips*
SO YOU BE SAYING DAD THAT I IZ SUM SORT OF
SUEEEPA MAYN?
Uh... you don't get to save Fathers
>>67571143
SERENITY NOW
>>67571143
MAINTAIN CURRENT DISTANCE, MALE OFFSPRING WHICH INHIBITS POWERS OF INVULNERABILITY
>>67575357
>*smacks invincible lips*
kek
>>67575188
What exactly was the point of that scene?
>friend begs me to go
>we all watch MoS night before
>go to bed with a headache
>go see memes v maymays
>get a fucking migraine
i need to watch something. i need something with color and softness and humor and heart. something that won't make my brain want to escape through my eyeballs.
I ALREADY RAISED YOU ALIEN! WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
>>67575377
Sides werent ready for that
STOP
INVINCIBLE SON
BEFORE I KILL MYSELF
>>67575536
STOP RIGHT NOW
INVINCIBLE SON
NOBODY CAN KNOW THAT YOU'RE AN ALIEN
>God lets his son Jesus die
>Superman lets his father John Kent die
