The Island with Bear Grylls.
Starting NOW on channel 4.
Fuck that leg did a number on me
Last year we had weekly threads. What happened? Is /tv/ dead?
Is it strictly capeshit shitposting now?
Is it men and women together this time after the female shambles last year
>>67565685
Separate camps but on the same island, so they'll meet at some point.
Hope they catch a pig
>>67565583
It's just me and you bro
>this man is representing the community "taking over our country"
>this is what /pol/ actually believes
>>67565685
Looks like it.
Last season with the women was legendary.
>getting lost in the jungle over and over again
>boiling water in seal tight jerry can
>throwing away their only source of purifying water and nearly dying because of it
>getting food from passing fishermen
>keeping pigs as pets
>finding convenient tinned food around the island
>sunbathing constantly, never doing anything productive with what little energy they had
>spend virtually entire time on the island sleeping on the ground
>>67565743
I can see him getting evacuated because he won't eat anything
>this fucking prick
Hope they force feed him pork.
>>67565936
>end up getting their shit together literally a couple of days before the end (building beds, catching fish"
>Bear rocks up like "wow good job girls you're amazing survivors"
This bossy cunt is annoying as fuck and she seems like the type to hang around a long time
I like Stumpy, proper lass. I hope all the men catch to eat is pig
Wow they actually made fire
I feel like they might deliberately have chosen a load of useless men to make things a bit even
Belgium attacks had me worried.
I'm not anymore.
With where they were put on the island, there is no way the men would find a beach in their first day.
>>67566445
Seems so, but early days. It's gonna be fun to see the two groups interact thats for sure
Im here
couple of those girls are quite alright
Lads I don't think I have a thing t b h
The sweary cockney is starting to wind me up now
What was the name of the Yorkshire guy from last season that did all the fishing?
>its a channel 4 biased documentary on Donald Trump
>>67566750
Something like Vince I think
I want Tilly to fart in my face
>>67566525
This
>Women get dropped off near the most habitable beach
>Men get stuck with a guy that is sabotaging their efforts from the get gono surprises it's a paki
>have to climb steep cliffs
baps
Didn't the last series have the women doing fuck all, so much so that the crew had to intervene to make sure they didn't die? Or is that some other show?
>>67566767
I'm trying to figure out which is more cucked BBC or C4
>>67566905
The team had to intervene because they abandoned one of their jerry cans because they kept the meat in it and it went off, and then they only had one jerry can to make drinkable water in, so they were super dehydrated. The girls had to be told "clean out the other fucking jerrycan".
>>67566972
>>67566972
C4 by a fucking mile.
Ever seen The Last Leg?
Its essentially a Labour Party broadcast
>tfw you will never poke Stumpy with your stinger
>pissing in the water supply
>>67566972
channel 4, at least BBC has based Andrew Neil who lives just to rustle twitter accounts
Come on laaaads, fucking hell
Get your act together, this is embarrassing
>its a guys fuck up and the muslim is a coward episode
>>67566905
Nah, you're right.
They threw away their jerry cans. Bear had to tell them to clean them or he'd take them off the island. They were dying of dehydration.
going to rewind that bit now
you know which bit I mean
They're going to kill themselves.
Already calling in doctors.
>drinking stagnant salt water without boiling
The girls finally chucked it
>I was like "you what, why"
don't lie to me you slaaaag, I can see the golden thirst in your eyes
>>67567175
>Drinking stagnant water
Kek they're fucked
Just like last season, all the women do is talk about sex and dicks.
has anyone noticed women always talk about sex after like 5 minutes
I bet this series is gonna be staged to make the women seem half-competent. Last series was too truthful, and feminists got really butthurt when women were useless. Same in the Dutch version.
>>67567377
They just drank stagnant salt water, i'de say its being shown for real desu
>paki saves the day
You can't fool me with your jew tricks C4
The water is stagnant. Everyone knows you don't drink water that's just sitting there.
>>67567377
>They're drinking undrinkable water
>One has already left
Just because the men are a bunch of incompetent twats this time around doesn't mean the women are doing that much better
>>67567440
Watch 10000BC. Whole different story there.
Top kek
>>67567435
>>67567475
I'm waiting for the rip doe.
If you're sick, drink more stagnant water kek
>need to drink more
>>67567499
Been meaning to watch that for a while
>keep drinking water you'll feel better
I'm fucking dying
>They're already turning on the paki
Glorious
Muslim doesn't believe in democracy
This Rizza cunt will walk.
This music is psyching me up
>bear grills
>reality
pick 1
This is multiculturalism in action
Simon, the absolute mad man.
>That one guy going to the female camp
>>67567854
He smells pussyand it isn't Riz this time
More of you cucks better turn up for next week's thread.
>>67567907
There aren't any 12 year old girls on the island to my knowledge
>>67567922
It doesn't help that there's been two consecutive threads going on
>already putting the groups together
Disappointed tbqh.
Whats this paki gonna do when they catch a pig?
>>67568500
allahu akbar
is this season 3? i can't find it anywhere online
>>67566750
When in doubt, send Vic out
One of those girls has a monstrous pair on tits on her
>every advert has the same coupling
do you think white women actually fall for this?
>>67565936
Since when did passing fishermen give them food?
>>67569879
Stumpy? Yeah, I'd give her backdoor a right bashing-in
>>67570187
Can't wait to see some of the men have their way with her
So! has the women been fuckink up so the kek rises?
Is the man camp comfy?
Should I watch it this season?
I really dislike women
Holy fuck I missed it. Did anything ghood happen? Do they have a women island again?
Its up on Channel4s player if you guys missed it, not sure it'll work for people outside of bongland.
>>67570921
They found a stagnant pool of water, tasted it and found it salty and eggy, boiled it and "purified", drank it and they're dropping like flies. Then they encourage one another to drink more. Idiotic.
