>tfw no gf
>tfw no friends
>tfw zootopia has a no singles policy to keep neckbeards like me from ruining their family experience
the make this clearly over sexualized rabbit for there true fanbase to fap to and don't even let them see it, how am i suppose to beat off now?
>>67562046
>go to see Zootopia at the Community Designated Cinema Complex
>hundreds of migrant families already in line, the parking lot is overflowing
>migrant boy spits on my face
>my falcon screeches and digs its claws into my arm
>whatever, this movie will be worth it
>suddenly feel sharp pain in my back, can't move anything
>detained by Community Tower Sentries for racism against migrants
>go home and try to fuck my falcon
>it scratches my dick and it get's infected
>dick falls off
i just wanna fuck that rabbit
>go to see Zootopia
>cinema has a no singles policy
>go to buy a ticket for Zootopia
>cis gendered white female at the register tells me no singles allowed
>tell her identify as an interracial couple
>she falls to her knees and profusely apologises before the manager comes out
>before he can say anything she tells him what I identify as
>he tells me he is sorry and that the tickets are free and i'm welcome to a large popcorn and two medium drinks
>go to see zootopia
>manage to get around the no singles policy by saying my girlfriend was in the theater
>"randomly selected" for penis inspection at the metal detector on the way in
>they find my crab legs
>confiscate them but let me go in anyway
>can't even hear the movie due to all the anvil hammering
>me and the children in the theater scream until the projectionist skips the boring talky parts
>go see zootopia
>dress up in my true skin
>everyone stares
>meet another furkin at movie
>fuck during the movie
>workers try to stop us
>rip of my trueskin and show i am all fleshy
>Zootopia
>No singles policy
>Take my granny to watch it
>mfw people are giving us disgusting looks
>people think im fucking my grandma =(
>go to see Zootopia with my autistic sister
>no ballpit in the theater
My sister's night was ruined. We had to make some calls so I could have it screened at our home theater.
What is this no singles policy thing you are talking about? is this a real thing?
>>67563245
People don't generally bring a friend to shoot up a theatre
>>67562863
Huh
>>67563296
Mfw dark knight shooter had someone help him. Someone opened the exit dorr for him
>>67563245
Don't know how it's in other countries but here in Austria you can actually hire bums in front of the big cinemas to watch movies with you. Some of them make good money I hear, for the prices you have to pay them can be pretty hefty considering they know they are the last chance for some lonley cinema autists.n-not that I e-ever needed a cinebum
>>67563056
>me and the children in the theater scream
Fuck...i can't even!!
>>67563296
Columbine.
>>67563425
He wasn't alone
>>67563438
You guys are hilariously creative, havent seen that one in a while.
>>67563056
fucking anon
I haven't kek'd that hard in a while
>>67562046
Just buy a ticket online, say you had a date but you got blown off last minute and you don't wanna waste the money. If they still won't let you in you can file a formal complaint
>>67563458
>>67563804
>>67563056
obvious samefag :^)
>>67562046
No it doesn't.
This meme is stupid.
>>67564036
It specifically states in the terms of service that if you buy a single ticket and try to show up to a no singles cinema, you will be turned away, and since you accepted the ToS it is legally binding and while you can file a formal complaint, it wont do anything
