Returns today lads. Anyone else excited?
>>67560530
last year was a bit shit because they all actually worked together
Throw a few women on the show, they'll get catty straight away
>>67561187
last year had women
Only night I'll get to watch it with you lads.
I'm hyped.
Aren't the men & women on the same island this time?
>>67561693
Yeah but put on different sides of the island then they have to find each other.
Gonna be amazing.
anyone watching this wall of death thats on before the island?
Guy might die
>>67561187
If I remember correctly, last years was non-stop comedy gold where a bunch of incompetent women spent days walking around in circles, whereas the men established base on day 1.
looks like its gonna be good
It's fucking time boys!
Why is this thread so dead? Last year was GOAT
Ho Lee Fuck
HIGH TEST
oh, and legless :(
>>67565410
Agreed
Stream here:
http://www.watchallchannels.com/channel-4-html/
Cassy seems like a cunt
Time for the alpha males
>british Mudslime
>british
I AM A YOUNG BRITISH MUSLIM M8
INNIT I WORK AT A PHONESHOP BRUV
What a lad, top banter!
>no black surviour
Not watching.
>>67565645
More like betas
Lmao that fucking sinister music ahhahahah
>>67565750
Yeah the black guy last year was based
>mudslime crying already
fucking twat.
Wait is this the show where they had the men's island and women's and the women were absolutely awful and needed help from the staff all the time? Remember the "wild" pigs they found? Wandering lost in circles? My sides were obliterated by that show.
>>67565821
Looks like they filled the male team with betas and the women team with fucking legless veterans to stop that happening again.
>>67565821
Yes. This is that show.
This time, they've both on the same island but in different places.
>>67565821
>fishing
>>67565940
i don't fully understand
>>67565940
>>67566023
Jesus christ, bruv.
Who the fuck would ever volunteer to be a participant for something like this
That mudshit is still crying?
Seriously fucking kill him off.
What channel?
Get the lads from /brit/ in here
>girls already have a fire before the beta males
fooking hell m8s
>>67566337
channel 4
>Girls placed miles closer to the habitable section
Very progressive!
My god this paki prick needs to stop crying.
They should just chop him up like halal meat.
Jesus christ not a single attractive woman
maybe I've been on /fit/ too much
>>67566416
mere coincidence goy-i mean guy
>>67566505
That chav woman's voice is too aggressive, fuckin' 'ell.
>My heart is beating well fast, must be that thing were your heart stops or summin
>>67566569
Yeah that brown woman's voice is doing my head in. Cockney cunt.
Just a branch mate
>>67566505
>fitbit
Literally only fat people have these
>>67566694
I meant /fit/ the board you fucking newfaggot
DIdn't they plant some crocodiles or something on the island last time? s m h
curly hair lad is qt
love it when the women drop their undies and have a piss
How come the women had to walk through the jungle and the men had to climb a cliff?
>>67566735
wew, didn't even mean to reply to you.
Was referring to the fitbit avert they just showed.
>spinning it to make the women seem superior
>>67566813
Sorry lad, I'm on edge right now, can never be too careful.
fucking old bint
>>67566830
>Women seem superior
>One of them already left on day one
Both groups are pretty shit this year so far anyway
>first night and she wants to fuck off
Pussyhole. Why even apply for the show if you're gonna whine.
>>67566868
safety first. Very wise laddo.
>>67566830
Why do you find it so hard to BELIEVE?
The 2 decent looking ones should lez off desu
Really not enjoying the women.
Enjoying the slag with the nice tits though
I'm following twitter at the same time as watching the show. Its just full of comments on how the women are so much better than the men.
The doctor is qt, as is the accountant.
The rest are heffers.
FUCKING RIP
>>67566970
Good old C4 helping the women look better.
>>67566970
That'll soon change, then it'll just be loads of "MISOGYNY" comments.
>>67566989
I'd shag anything at this point 2bh
>>67567050
even me?
Her tits are fucking spot on though. Thumbs up from me!
>>67567034
It helps by filling the women's team with soldiers, plumbers and farmers, and filling the men's team with insurance salesman and phone shop owners.
>>67567067
Probably even you as well m8, long as you're white
>finds fresh-water
>pisses in it
>>67567100
yeah i'm white, i can take a nice dick in my arse and mouth too
>>67567126
Serious. What a cockend.
Why was the Muslim guy crying?
That lagoon looked like squished France.
>>67567127
L O N D O N
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>>67567153
Someone told him Allah wasn't real.
>>67567126
>>67567147
That wasn't the fresh water stream you stupid cunts.
Also, possible beheading soon...
Course he's from fucking Bradford lol
why don't they just boil sea water
>>67567085
to be fair they did that last season to the men. The men had aid workers, adventurers and builders. The women had a hairdresser, a spa manager and a full-time mum.
>>67567153
Knew he was missing the festivities in Brussels
wew
this conversation
>>67567198
Literally just said because it has toxins you fucking idiot
P I S S
I
S
S
>ywn piss on Tilly
kill me
Fucking stupid women lmao
They're all leaving from illness
>>67567225
>>67567266
that was the stagnant water in the lagoon
sea water is different because it's fresh, just salty
>not building a rudimentary desalination plant
LMAO
>>67567266
That was the lagoon water you melt
PLEASE SOMEONE KILL THAT PAKI PHONE SHOP OWNER. HE'S A TWAT
>>67567314
>not setting up a designated beheading beach
AYY
>gold-toothed, phone shop-owning paki from bradford
Allah made the fire come
kek, stupid cunts
>>67567363
Fuck sake. I want everyone to tell him he's a paki cunt.
>want fire
>not just spitting some bars
Fucking hell the muslim redeemed himself
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Can't wait to see all the girls fucking sick and puking up.
>female doctor
>literally poisoning the entire camp
Fucking women
fuck haven't registered for the Scotcuck elections yet haha
IT TASTES LIKE SALT BUT IT ISN'T SALT WATER
Muslim guy is going to impregnate every single one of the women and you goyim are going to like it!
>>67567479
IT'S THE WATER THE MEN PISSED IN
>>67567464
the fucking what?
>tfw you never get a response to the many applications you send in for Sex Box
What a surprise!
>drink more
KEK
Need to go on Sexbox desu
Could shag that Belgian milf in the box haha.
>>67567425
kek.Captcha was "Select bodies of water"
AHAHAHAHHAHA
FUCKING WOMEN.
would hate to be on this
fucking hate insects
drink more water, doctors orders!
>They've already got morning sickness from Rasheed's impregnation
He doesn't fuck around.
>female doctors
Just fuck my NHS up
fucking riz and his snoring
why do typical british males like Riz snore so much?
>Salty egg water couldn't possibly make us ill
>You must drink more salty egg water
R.I.P
>apparently I snore
>has a nose he could hang his suit on
>>67567636
I hope you meant to trigger me
Surprisingly, there aren't so many comments on twitter now that the women have given themselves dysentry.
FUCKING RACIST BRUV
STOP GETTING INTO A STROP OR ILL BEHEAD YOU!
Riz, fucking shut up ya paki cunt. Listen to the car insurance manager.
>This topless pleb's voice
FUCKING HELL.
so close
really want to see some shagging
Nobody told them there was a Tesco Express on the island.
have the camps ever met before?
>tfw couldn't even get a gf on an island with equal men and women
Of course the muslim shags the chav
Jesus this whole show is such cliche
>>67567826
With Tilly there its guaranteedhopefully she'll get that elusive golden shower as well
Any stream for this? Sounds interesting
next week gonna be primo bants haha
>>67567903
Just ended f.am.
>>67567903
Just finished, if you're a brit check 4oD in an hour
![Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 02 - The Bowtie.avi_snapshot_21.30_[2016.01.03_01.31.34].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jwYqAGl.jpg "Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 02 - The Bowtie.avi_snapshot_21.30_[2016.01.03_01.31.34].jpg")
>>67567884
Now I've got something to look forward to
>>67560530
>mfw they made a dutch version but like 5 people left and the rest sat around whining most of the time instead of hunting, building or making cool traps.
I hate my country sometimes.
