Why does /tv/ hate Chris Pratt?
nobody hates chris pratt
>>67554625
Damn he's got a big bulge going on in there
>>67554625
Quirky and desperate are not likeable qualities in men.
>>67554625
because he is a gay ass faggot who got popular for that stupid ass marvel shit that was called space avengers
>>67554625
>childish humor
>classic good looks
>innocent naiveté opposite of /tv/'s sad cynicism
chris was the guy dancing at prom and making his date laugh while the fa/tv/irgins were drinking punch in a corner hating everything.
LOOK IM 30 YO AND I CAN MAKE MEMES
AYHYYYYYY
>>67554698
It also shows up during Star-Lord's bath in GotG.
>>67555700
You're mad because you're 15 and still don't know what the 'kids are into'?
>>67554625
Because he's successful and got a sense of humor that makes him popular with the masses. In other words the complete opposite of the majority of /tv/
>>67554698
For you
>>67554625
Because he was in a relatively-recent popular superhero movie, and /tv/ is therefore contractually obligated to hate him.
I like him. He was good in Parks. Never seen the capeshit movies he's in though
>>67554698
He's abig bulgeguy
>>67556111
cut or uncut?
His wife was on my flight back from Hawaii last Friday night
I told her that I liked her in Scary Movie but I'm not a fan of her new show, Mom
>>67556167
Recut
I like Chris Pratt, and he seems like he'd make for a genuinely good friend; however--with the exception of Zero Dark Thirty--, the roles he takes are intolerably dull and dumb.
Who cares what /tv/ thinks?
98% of the board is capeshit and Star Wars. That's like if 98% of /mu/ was Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift or 98% of /v/ was Call of Duty or Minecraft.
cus the only thing i can think of when i hear his name is a crisp rat
I like Chris Pratt, I just don't like his flicks.
>is religious
>stars in manly movies
>is not a cuck
>happily married
>doesn't make brazen political statements
Can't you see there's a reason why /tv/ never shuts the fuck about JJ Abrams and Tarantino movies.
