Can we all agree on the following:
>started off strong
>first few seasons were a blast
>started slowly shitting the bed with fairies and werewolves and shit
>went full retard mode near the end
Also:
>Eric > Bill
First season was shit. Only redeeming factors were Michael Raymond-James and Deborah Ann Woll.
>>67546149
I think I can generally agree with that. It's been ages since I watched any of this shit though.
>>67546149
Seasons 1-3 were good. Season 4 felt off to bad. Onward it was complete shit
I've really made an effort to put this show behind me, OP, and now you've gone and triggered me.
> You never got to actually see Jessica naked
> They actually killed Bill for Sookie's sake
> The witch season
> Werepanthers
> Sookie's entire existence after season 2
That's just what traumatized me the most, the list is actually much longer.
>>67546149
You're exactly right OP. Yet I'm glad I waited the last seasons to see Jessica Hamby naked
>>67546425
It's alright, Anon. Let it all out. This show will never hurt us again.
On a serious note, Eric might have been best boy but there was no need to kill Bill.
They should have either made Sookie a vampire after season 1 or just have her be a minor character.
>>67546480
>see Jessica Hamby naked
She was yukky though.
>>67546481
I hate that they gave Bill and Eric vampire AIDS, cured Eric but had Bill chose to die to save his Sookeh (who decides that she still loves Bill out of fucking nowhere) from being a dumb cunt that can't stop falling on vampire dicks.
Ending should have been Bill and Eric's Excellent Adventure, where they just travel the world doing vampire shit and just stay the fuck away from her.
At least Hoyt got the ending he deserved.
>>67546612
Have you come out to your parents yet anon
>>67546480
You don't though.
>>67546149
I stopped the moment I saw the first vampire.
How can anyone take those bunny teeth serious?
>>67546649
>ginger
>>67546693
Actually she's blond
>>67546612
>>67546693
She's the fucking definition of a semen demon, anon.
You might actually be gay, friend. I'm not judging though, I watched True Blood from start to finish.
[sliding backwards through the front door intensifies]
true blood started full retarded and eventually just stopped being funny.
>>67546734
>>67546763
Pepperoni nipples are not sexy in any reality Anon.
>>67546149
pretty accurate senpai
>>67546816
>Pepperoni nipples
Oh wow, you saw the pic of her wearing a sheer top with nipple covers and thought they were actually her nipples
Turns out you're not gay then, but a profoundly clueless virgin
>>67546149
s1 was too close to book
s2 was great
s3 was okay
s4 started to get a bit funny
s5 went full retard
>>67546844
wheres that scene from, the one ou're talking about.
>>67546801
Kek. I just remembered the season 3 finale and chuckled, thanks.
>>67546816
>>67546844
Damn.
Showfag here, never read a word of the books. Maybe I'm alone but I kind of liked how they went full retard and embraced the daytime-soap-with-an-HBO-budget vibe, like Passions with tits and gore and a couple of decent actors.
