who will play him in the evitable bio pic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaTX8q_16Cc
PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAASE
YOU CAN'T DO THIS
Miles Teller
better video
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Beb_3OT-G0
>>67436997
>act like a dumbass
>get your wrists slapped
>cry about it on international television
Great stuff
> b-but I'm white and A-American! I have white privilege!!! help mommy help me!!
>>67436997
>who will play him in the evitable bio pic?
a whiny unlikeable dick? who else but Michael Cera
>"correctional labour camp"
>actually a slave labor death gulag
>get starved and fed nothing but cabbage and gruel
>drink drugged water which makes you less resistant to authority
>work 20 hours a day in the harshest conditions imaginable
>whipped, beaten, burned, and raped by guards every day
>no opportunities to fornicate, read, listen to music, eat tasty foods, browse the internet, nothing
>not even allowed to masturbate
>if you do anything wrong, you're flayed and fed alive to starving dogs who eviscerate you in front of a crowd of cheering onlookers
>nobody in these concentration camps survives more than 5-10 years
>mfw they sentence him to 15
he'll be dead in 3 years tops
>>67437292
kek
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/la-sha/on-the-revocation-of-whit_b_9531122.html
>>67437265
>get your wrists slapped
he was basically given a death sentence anon
especially considering he's a doughy spoiled American from a cushy lifestyle
like >>67437623 said, he won't last but a couple years
>>67436997
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!???
>He actually paid to go on a 'vacation' in North Korea
Why would anyone go to North Korea in the first place?
>>67436997
>>67437264
>OMG North Korea are so bad!
>they oppress people and are international super villains
>how dare they sentence some dumbfuck teen after a trial in which he admits guilt and starts crying and begging for forgiveness
>meanwhile, from America, Guantanamo Bay has dozens of "insurgents" who have never faced a trial locked up for years
>but that's different because 'merica
>>67436997
That was a really stupid thing to do, but hell I can't help but feel bad for the guy.
I do have doubts of whether they actually will send him to a real labor camp or just some sort of normal cell or room. U.S. prisoners like these do make good bargaining chips for North Korea.
>>67437655
fuck this stupid site
>>67437994
Reported to the FBI, Mohammed
>>67437623
He's actually going to be sent to a super nice place for propaganda purposes. The US will pay a ransom, and when he returns he'll say how the conditions weren't that bad.
>>67437292
>>67437655
Liberals fucking amaze me some times.
>>67438080
>criticising America = free FBI partyvan
>America: Land of Democracy and Free Speech
Why the fuck did he go to North Korea in the first place?
>>67437994
in Gitmo they get a nice cell with a TV, three meals a day and can pray whenever they want. their lives are actually better than they were in Afghanistan.
>>67438095
I don't think you actually understand how dumb you are.
>>67437994
The people in GitMo are terrorists who have killed dozens of people
This kid stole a flag out of a hallway as a souvenir
>>67438177
>t. POTUS
>>67437623
>fed nothing but cabbage and gruel
Please, that's like a luxurious meal for the average NK family. He'll be eating roots or chewing on bark.
>people actually believe this wasn't heavily scripted
>people actually believe he won't get bargained back in a couple of months like all the other 'tards who pull this shit
>>67438205
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Americans_detained_by_North_Korea
Happens fairly often.
>>67438177
>things that aren't even slightly true
>>67438207
If they're terrorists who killed so many people, why don't they get a trial? Why do they get released without charge after a few years in many cases?
>>67438095
>The US will pay a ransom
Sure kid lmao, just like they did for this guy, and those hikers captured in Iran
Or he'll get raped anally every day for 10 years until he finally escapes from his jail cell and swims across the ocean avoiding machine gun fire and sneaking onto a cargo ship headed back to the US
>>67438207
>people in gitmo are terrorists
Americans don't actually believe this, right?
>>67438207
>The people in GitMo are terrorists who have killed dozens of people
[Citation needed]
Fuck America, North Korea will prevail!
>>67437623
they will let him out in exchange for some stuff,
>>67438169
it was part of an Adventure Tour!
only 4995 euros, and you can visit best korea for a couple days! just don't steal any flags!
http://www.youngpioneertours.com/
>>67438301
> raped daily by the tiny North Korean 2 inch penis.
he'll be OK
>>67437655
>article written by La Sha
>click and find a bunch of BS articles bashing the white man
>>67437655
So North Korea is the paradise SJWs and tumblr feminists envision? Makes sense.
>>67438301
>>67438438
why is committing a crime in quotation marks
homosexuality is illegal in NK and punishable by Death by Wild Dog so getting his ass pounded is not gonna happen.
One thing North Korea has got right BTW
>>67438169
the question that no one seems to be asking...
I could understand some dumbfuck korean going there but no one else
>>67438497
Because it's a quote
>>67438438
>acting contrary to the purpose of tourism by forgetting something
Why do these faggots have nukes again?
>>67438497
No reason was given, I'd imagine.
>>67438438
>kenneth bae
Why bae always finna nork muggduga bix nood?
>>67438278
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Americans_detained_by_North_Korea
This is a new administration
Kim Jong Un won't release these people, just look at the teacher who's still in there
hes a low level CIA operative who is a sacrificial lamb for the US government. this is all intentional and he'll be quietly released in 6 months time.
>>67438497
Probably because North Koreans are fuccbois and we can't fully trust anything they say
>>67438222
>Please, that's like a luxurious meal for the average NK family.
This.
North Korea is fucking pathetic. Parts of their country live like it's the 1840's.
https://youtu.be/Xh4CtTGAzKw
They literally eat leaves to survive.
Fucking leaves.
There are impoverished regions of Africa that are riddled with HIV that manage better than North Korea.
>>67437655
>a brutal dictatorship where 99% of the population is starving and uneducated
>finally, the feminist utopia we've all been dreaming of where the CIS white male privilege has been eradicated!
>>67438610
most likely, he will be a hero for a few weeks and then no one will care
He'll be out as soon as Trump is elected
Obongo is a commie traitor who doesn't give a shit about whites so he likely wont' do anything
>>67438651
>There are impoverished regions of Africa that are riddled with HIV that manage better than North Korea.
only because whitey gives them stuff
>>67438651
That's the only video of that era in North Korea that exists. I remember watching it at least five years ago and never finding anything similar then or since.
Ever think about that, and how weird it is?
>>67438651
would adopt and feed tasty treats to
>>67438785
>would adopt
dibs on teagirl
>>67438739
>Korea likes suppressing the fact that their nation is a complete joke at best, and a starving 4th World shit-hole at worst.
What a shock.
I went to North Korea two years ago. The dead are the lucky ones. This fucker is monumentally screwed.
Otto after 15 years hard labor and eating treebark
>>67437994
>mfw someone claims that terrorists deserve human rights
>>67438785
>>67438785
>would adopt
They're probably dead by now, bros.
Lol little fuckboy learned that "boys will be boys", "it was a prank", and mommy's money won't protect him from everything.
Fuck him the little can't.
>>67438685
(You)
>>67438874
I mean why is there no more smuggled footage?
>>67438707
"whitey" gives aid to north Korea too dumbass as well as surrounding Asian nations and it's still shit because Kim is the worst leader in Asia by a mile.
>>67438919
>This fucker is monumentally screwed.
>actually believing this
Western prisoners are treated the best.
They're valuable bargaining chips and Norks know it's only a matter of time before a former US president flies over to free them.
On average they spend half a year tops.
>>67439031
probably because there was no smuggled footage ever, that was a propaganda piece to gin up another war
>>67439080
still better than any nigger
I would love to hear why he was in North Korea in the first place, and what he thought of it before he went there.
There might be a sense of cosmic justice here if he were a bleeding-heart liberal closet-commie that thought everything negative he had heard about North Korea was just "racist propaganda", like many Liberals I have talked to.
>>67437264
What a faggot. He should thank them. Might make a man out of him yet.
>>67439031
Lack of cameras, and what few pieces of footage that get recorded might not end up on YouTube.
ITT: Some third world shitskin tries to say America is worse than North Korea
Not only did I contact INTERPOL, seriously after Brussels we can't be too careful, but I also contacted the American FBI in case you're in their country. I am fucking done with you muzzie trash and I will personally kill every single one of you.
t. Fed up Austrian.
>>67438651
>>67438785
>This was 6 years ago
I wish I could rescue her.
Fuck China for allowing this to go on.
>>67439187
where would they end up then? In hypothetical land?
>North Korea only has 10 approved hairstyles for men
>everything else is punishable by death
What kinda cut you want pham?
roll
>>67439181
meh, he is probably some dumb kid who got talked into doing something stupid and is rightfully scared
>>67439263
Give me that 4
>>67439198
>Based Hitler2 going in on these niggas
>>67439263
7 looks fun.
>>67439142
>There might be a sense of cosmic justice here if he were a bleeding-heart liberal closet-commie
He's probably some edgy rich kid who thinks he's invincible and can get away with anything. He wanted the Vice experience so he could go back to America and tell all his buds about the crazy shit he saw.
>>67439317
lel,
all of a sudden soccer matters
>>67439116
Korea went to rock bottom levels from its relative big heights pre user collapse.
Things us they've everything those African countries would love to have but their leadership squander it so fucking badly.
>>67439263
I'll take the pompadour, please
it's all well and good denouncing this sort of thing, but unless they're prepared to actually do something about it america should just shut the fuck up
>>67439317
Pearl Harbor 2: Revengeance
>>67439354
>mfw we don't even give a shit about the "sport" and we're still the best at it
What does that say about you yurop and lesser America?
>>67439263
no shaved heads?
rolling for 69
>>67438971
The guy in the OP has been categorized as an enemy of the state by NK and unilaterally sentenced him to a gulag.
He's a 'terrorist' now. You don't see the problem with dehumanizing people now?
>>67439413
>best
sure whatever,
>>67439304
>>67439334
>>67439414
>pompadours for everyone, except those who want them
>>67439263
I want dat 6 bruh. Gibsmedat.
>>67439413
>Women's
>>67439413
>the best at it
You were playing against Captain Tsubasa.
Why don't you try Hitler and his boys? Someone post the webm. You know the one.
>>67439263
Roll
>>67439436
>>67439472
>51% of the Earth's population is female
>US female soccer reks everyone and won the world cup
You were saying third worlders? Keep moving those goalposts until you fall off the Earth though.
>>67439433
>working to blow people up is the same as stealing a flag
Ibrahim pls go
>>67439263
I can't tell the difference between the 1, 2 and 3 honestly
>>67439527
I like most people don't care about womens sports. keep trying
>>67439527
>female soccer
>>67439552
So if the viewing figures increased the US would become less dominant?
This dumb fuck probably stole a stop sign or some shit for decoration with his fratstar friends and was trying to do the same thing here. "Dude let me steal this nork flag for my apartment back home that would be such an EPIC story to tell lol im just like those two hollywood kikes from that one movie". He deserves what he's getting.
>>67439540
>yfw it's impossible to know if the so called terrorists bombed people or buildings because le Guantanamo has no courts xD
>>67439473
I got you family
>>67439571
It is a women's sport after all.
>>67438544
Nobody buys that they 'accidentally forgot a bible'. These aren't typical christians, they're bible fetishists who feel that God is commanding them to spread the gospel to North Koreans Never mind the fact that if a NK citizen accidentally stumbled upon it, their entire family is at risk of dying in a concentration camp, they don't give a fuck about that as long as they get to feel good about 'spreading the word of the lord'.
He's not actually going to do 15 years. North Korea is just doing this so a Western leader (likely Kerry) will be forced to visit the country again. After that he'll be released.
>>67439552
>>67439571
>W-w-we don't even care about it!
>Yurosemens this blown out by the truth
WEW
L
AMERICA
D
>>67439263
gimme that 0 nigga
don't know, don't care
it is just sports, and women's sports at that
>>67439142
His church told him to do it.
>>67439688
Just Kim Jong your shit up pham.
>>67436997
Guy's name is Warmbier
He's better off dead anyway
>>67439352
He wanted to steal a banner so he could show off to his frat bros and get sorority pussy :^)
>>67439692
Soccer is a woman's sport and our women are the best at it. Feels good to be the best at everything. Get World War'd faggots.
>>67439599
>He deserves what he's getting.
he deserves to be a political pawn, I suppose
I do feel bad for him that he is gonna be remembered as that bitch that cried because he got caught being a dumbass.
>>67439749
>Implying some crying nerd that goes on trips with his church group gets pussy
99% sure he posted on /r9k/.
>being this much of a fucking coward
I would just tell the North Koreans to suck my dick and say Kim Jong-Un is a fat faggot. Either way you're going to be doing 15 years of hard labor in a death camp
>>67439688
>those dubs
kek
>>67439822
>you're going to be doing 15 years of hard labor in a death camp
he will be out before next year
>>67438511
nah
Why does North Korea even allow western tourists into the country?
>>67439619
>>67439864
Even more reason to not cry like a bitch.
>Kim Chong Bingbong's best friend is Dennis Rodman
He can't even hide how much he craves the BBC.
>>67439259
Most likely collecting dust on someone's hard-drive, never being bothered to be uploaded to YouTube.
>>67439763
>>67439670
>>67439527
>>67439413
>>67440020
Blonde on the middle right is qt
>>67440020
>Men's soccer
Literally who gives a shit? You might as well watch Rupaul's Drag Race, same exact thing.
>>67440020
>Americans
>>67440020
>ball going towards opposite teams goal
>everyone jumping and cheering
I don't pay attention to any sport but I don't think this is the appropriate reaction
>>67440116
>Sucking American dick on an American imageboard posted on by mainly Americans
Why don't you go on thirdworldchan with the rest of the subhumans?
>>67440113
>Literally who gives a shit?
The FIFA World Cup is the world's most widely viewed sporting event; an estimated 715.1 million people watched the final match of the 2006 FIFA World Cup held in Germany and the 2010 event in South Africa was broadcast to 204 countries on 245 different channels.
Literally everyone
No American sport is even in the top 3 most watched events lmao
>>67440166
They're cheering for defense, but yeah, it looks weird.
>>67440256
Okay let me rephrase that.
LITERALLY WHO, THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS, GIVES A SHIT?
Also there are more women in the world than men and the American women won the World Cup making America the best soccer players in the world. Stay blown the fuck out at your own "sport".
>>67439942
I wouldn't be able to help myself in that situation.
Mind you, I would never end up in that situation in the first place.
>>67439263
0 or 8
>>67440020
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67439864
nobody was ever sentenced like this before, merely "detained"
i dont think NK will undo this sentence, it will be a reminder to all foreigners that Un doesnt go lightly with shit like this
>>67439906
Huge money source.
>>67440331
I know, it's hilarious that America, a country that doesn't even care about football, is the best at it.
![1359727674-ussoccer[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vqFFPeb.jpg "1359727674-ussoccer[1].jpg")
Reminder that the USA literally beat the best European soccer team of all time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S58rstMhKK8
>>67440379
The rest of the world should be ashamed 2bh. Just wait until ten years from now when Ameriburger kids that saw that shit and started playing football are good and start winning all the mens matches too. Disgusting. N-n-not that I care about America or sports or anything.
>>67439619
Still fucking hilarious.
>>67439619
>those faces
>>67440255
Because 4chan couldn't exist in his country.
Even if third-worlders COULD into Internet, a site like 4chan would be shut-down in a week due to being related to "hate speech".
>>67440020
kek
It's clear why americans felt the need to create their own version of football.
>>67441262
kek
Then explain why America won the world cup.
>>67441255
Is that why Lord Moot was hanging out with Anita just prior to selling the website to a known con man?
>>67438392
>hipster bitch and nu male giving money to and supporting evil slave death regime just so they can post pics on their facebook
I wish more of them would get sentenced to a decade of hard labor.
![[NEXT LEVEL GIDINGS].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/u51jPjI.jpg "[NEXT LEVEL GIDINGS].jpg")
>go to North Korea, one of the strictest countries in the world
>try to steal a political banner, knowingly commit a crime
>complain when you go to jail
>>67441463
special snowflakes don't get taught common sense, anon
>>67441459
>a known con man
Huh?the other chans are to this one as this one is to reddit anyway I have no idea why I come here
>>67441459
>yuropeasants moving the goalposts this far
>>67438600
>This is a new administration
>Kim Jong Un won't release these people, just look at the teacher who's still in there
Kim Jong Un has been in power since april 2012, which means 5 out of 7 prisoners were released during his regime.
He'll probably keep the boy untill he needs some leverage. Some food aid, technology. Or maybe they'll play it through big bro China.
>>67441463
>park illegally
>get castrated, tortured, and burned alive
WHY DID HE BRAKE THE RULES???
You've pirated you hypocritical faggot.
Why is this board so fucking edgy all the time, this place is filled with literal human trash. Furfags/pedos/adult virgins. Everyone here is some judgemental faggot
>>67441581
sauce for the goose...
>>67441522
>>67441581
>Amerifats still in denial
There are no hate speech laws in my country, by the way. Moot sold you out for some SJW pussy and a typing job at Google.
>>67439263
Rolljin
>>67441685
Yet here you are posting here and still sucking our dicks. You are literally a cuckold. Enjoy your yum yum Americum you faggot.
>>67436997
>Otto Warmbier
>Warmbier
> warm bier
this nigga's name literally means warm beer.
>>67436997
>Normie BTFO
Thank you best Korea!
>faggots talking about divegrass
Last time I checked America won the sawker Super Bowl. Like one percent of Americans even care about that semen slurping sport. How have you divegrass queers not necked yourselves over how much dishonor you have brought upon yourselves yet?
>>67438651
>>67438785
>>67438974
>>67439220
>Without a home, she had survived by begging in the market and along the road. But one day she was discovered dead in a corn field. It was the corn harvesting season at the time, so she was probably trying to find raw corn to eat. A neighborhood reported that there was a woman's body lying in the field and rumors spread around the area. It was later confirmed that it was the body of the 23 year-old homeless woman. It seems many days had already lapsed since her death, as the body had begun to decompose. But local police still left it there for a long time.
>>67436997
what a cuck, represent your country better, dude
>>67441914
toplel
>>67438438
Shit.
What if they ever catch Guy DeLisle
>>67442156
He didn't do shit.
If anything, you should be worried about the guy he lent 1984 to.
>people literally defending North Korea because it's the contrarian thing to do
>>67436997
Tom Hanks.
Faggot loves to cry
>breaks the law
>gets punished
>4chan cries
Funny how when people come to America and break laws you demand they get punished but when Americans go abroad you think it shouldn't apply.
Americans are just so short sighted. Dumbest people alive by far.
>>67443060
>expecting americans to value anyone who isn't american
YO BRO, COME TO THE LAND OF FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY WHERE THE REST OF THE WORLD HATES US BECAUSE WE'RE JUST SO AWESOME
>>67443237
>THE REST OF THE WORLD HATES US
>>67443060
>all laws are just
>>67439263
>Go bald
>Get sentenced to death
JUST
>>67443291
name one country that doesn't hate americaand don't even think about saying the UK, literally everyone there hates you too
Or Ireland, they're all mad that Americans pretend to be Irish despite never stepping foot there
Obviously the rest of Europe also hates you for obvious reasons
>>67443237
>hating America
Unless you're a shitskin there's no reason to hate America.
>b-but they're fat and uncultured
I'd rather have rednecks than chav scum, at least in America you don't have to get a TV license.
>>67438131
unless you're trolling me, >>67437292
is very clearly sarcasm
/pol/tards are legitimately retarded
>>67443411
Great argument
>o-only uncool people don't like America!
This is why everyone hates you. You're too fucking egotistical to recognise what a shithole your country is because MUH PATRIONISM
Meanwhile, the rest of the world is laughing at this circus show called your presidential elections
>>67443376
Do you seriously think anyone in Europe hates America? That's just banter m8, in the end we're all friends and allies.
>>67443499
I'm European too and obviously we all totally love Americans right m8
Put another shrimp on the barbie before we all go to the local mosque for the banterous activities
>>67443486
>implying I'm American
>Meanwhile, the rest of the world is laughing at this circus show called your presidential elections
And nobody's talking about your presidential or parliamentary elections because they don't matter.
Anyone have that reaction pic with Staling as a soccer referee flashing a yellow card and a caption with "1000 years gulag"
>>67443567
>And nobody's talking about your presidential or parliamentary elections because they don't matter.
Or because politics is really fucking boring
Having a half-time show in your presidential debates isn't normal or a sign of a well-lead country dipshit
>>67443329
You may not agree with the law, but it's still the law. You break it at your own risk.
One of the conditions of entering another country is you are subject to their laws. It doesn't matter who deeply you are against whatever law it is.
>>67443060
>>67443237
Britcucks
This board is for members of the superior American race only. Return to your containment board, inbred:
>>>/int/
>>67439263
9 is iced out
>>67436997
Poor kid. I normally hate on the US for being international scumbags but I don't have a grudge against American individuals.
He doesn't deserve this. Hopefully they can pay a ransom or do a prisoner swap or something.
>>67443695
>You may not agree with the law, but it's still the law.
We know, we're talking about how fucking idiotic N. Korea's laws are.
Imagine if the edgy /pol/ kid who stole half a Bernie's sign because DUDE SOCIALISM LMAO was sentenced to a gulag. It's absolutely moronic.
>>67443744
>posting using the internet
>a british invention
>uses a computer to make said post
>also a british invention
>complains about the british
Top kek lad. Don't you have a cheeseburger to microwave or something?
>>67443805
>Hopefully they can pay a ransom or do a prisoner swap or something.
NEGOTIATION WITH TERRORISTS IS TREASON
Interesting thread devolved into /sp/ garbage.
Granted the thread itself was completely off-topic to begin with.
>>67443862
>britcucks delusion
All great inventions have been made by Americans. Britcucks are irrelevant and have contributed nothing of worth to the world.
This board is for members of the superior American race only. Return to your containment board, inbred:
>>>/int/
>>67443862
>being this retarded
>>67443873
You do it non stop.
>British national treasure gets overwhelmed by American superiority
>>67443859
That's clearly not at all what the previous posts were saying.
MEMES haha
>>67438131
That guy isn't even a liberal.
>>67443922
>>67443932
>ignoring facts that don't fit your worldview
Yep, sure is American in here
>>67444384
This board is for members of the superior American race only. Return to your containment board, inbred:
>>>/int/
>>67444384
>using an american website to complain about Americans.
We should just annex you already.
>>67444444
Slow tonight
He'll serve for 5 years, receiving special treatment and then sent back to USA so he can answer to all reporters that concentration camps doesn't exist in North Korea, as he had been treated respectfully in prison.
>>67444432
>using an american website that was a cheap knockoff of a japanese website and has now been acquired a japanese man to spout american patriotism
wew lad
