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>I will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open
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>>67433312

I want to secure Elle and Dakota Fanning in devices like that, then use tickle their feet with ostrich feathers until they pee their panties. i then set them free and give them fresh panties to walk home in.
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>>67433965
daaw
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Can someone explain how she beat Kylo Ren in a Lightsaber battle?
Has Kylo Ren not been trained since childhood and Ray only combat experience is beating up random thugs who underestimated her mediocre street fighting prowess?
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>>67433312
That's not what happened
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>>67434018

shut up cis male scum
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>>67434035
you just KNOW
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>>67433965
It'd be better to use a variety of feathers with different textures and apply them to different parts of their feet, for example a particularly small goose feather fpr between their toes.
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>>67434018
Kylo Ren was injured and somewhat disarmed by the fact that she turned out to be the girl he didn't have the guts to kill all those years ago
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>>67433965
dont make them pee themselves. poor girl
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>>67434018
She downloaded everything he knew into her head and used the same moves against him.
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>>67434018
Kylo Ren had a gaping hole dripping blood and had to fight another person before fighting Rey.
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>>67433312
Was it rape?
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>>67434018

Honestly I think Ren is just a boaster, on top of being injured . Last great fighter alive was Vader.
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>>67433312
Was this strormtrooper Daniel Craig?
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>>67434125
Yes
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>>67434125
yeap, you can sort of recognize his voice
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>>67434125

If rumors from the Bond movie set are to be believed, Craig isn't trustworthy enough to be in the presence of a tied-up young woman.
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>>67433312
If I was that stormtrooper,
I would've diddled her cooter.
>POETRY
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>>67434123
of the stormtrooper? yes. if it had been done to a female character the sjws would have rioted.
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>>67433312
WHY DIDN'T THIS BITCH GET RAPED?
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>>67434079
>>67434114
This is the way to explain it away, but it would have been better if they'd just skipped that unnecessary scene altogether so nothing had to be explained away in the first place. Even with him injured it just makes her seem way too perfect at everything.
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>>67434018

I'd would like to think she was barely holding her own against an injured kyle Ren but he didn't want to kill her. The second he told her "you need a teacher" "I can show you the ways of the force"

She closes her eyes and visualizes what Max Kanata told her about the force. She immediately connects across time and space to Luke in ireland who helps guide her during her meditation and that's why she goes all ROTJ rage on kylo.
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>>67434035
Considering who was in the armor, I don't blame her.
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>>67434219
it's a kids movie
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>>67434018
A better question would be how did Kylo Ren survive a shot from that crossbow blaster thing?
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>>67434290
He has really high HP
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How did she know what Jedi mind tricks where and how to do them? She just learned that the force was real 30 hours prior.
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>can Force knock her out on that yellow bug eyed lady's planet
>doesn't Force knock out Finn or Rey on the death Planet

Why?
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>>67434290
he's a superhuman, Maul canonically survived being cut in half
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>>67434313
The same way Luke knew how to use the force to perfectly aim a torpedo.
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>>67434283
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>she just meets up with the people trying to rescue her anyway

What was the point of this scene?

Could have been a good time to put her in a spot, show she's Force sensitive but hasn't mastered it, and that she can't always be independent.

If the scene simply cut at "I'll tighten those restraints" and then a few scenes later Finn busts in and rescues her, the movie would be 10x better.
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>>67434334
So are all force users that resistant to damage?
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>>67434018
Variety of reasons:
1. Like >>67434079 said, Kylo was injured by Chewie on the bridge (gonna come to that later for a tangential comment), and it was shown through him slamming his fist into his side, the blood coming from it, etc.
2. Kylo's emotional state was pretty fucked. The movie shows him still being called to the light side of the Force, so even before he shanks Han he's an emotional mess. Patricide adds on to this emotional turmoil so his head was fucked up along with his body.
3. Rey did have some street fighting prowess with her staff, and while that may not translate directly into wielding a lightsaber effectively it still shows she is a fighter and knows how to defend herself. She'd have to living on Jakku for however long she was there.
4. Rey has the Force. When Finn fought Kylo (and TR-8R) he got BTFO despite having a lightsaber. Anyone can wield a saber, but not everyone can use it like a Force-user can. Rey is getting BTFO by Kylo as well until he makes the comment about having Rey join and learn from Kylo. Then she remembers "Oh yeah, the Force", becomes more focused, and is able to stand her own against a weakened opponent.

Back to my Chewie and the bridge scene. I'm a big "old" EU fan, in which Han rescued Chewie from slavery when Han was still in the Empire. Due to that, Chewie swore a life debt to Han and they've been together ever since. For Chewie to be content with winging the man who killed his best friend-even if that man was his best friend's son-broke Chewie's character for me, and really sunk in the fact that the Star Wars I grew up with was gone.
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>>67434378
When it's convenient to the storyline, sure
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>>67434334
>Maul canonically survived being cut in half
Im taking the bait
Anything outside of the films themselves is headcanon at most
Don't give a shit what disney says to sell toys to autists
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>>67434346
Luke had a master, practice and time.

also him actually using the force was the climax of the movie as opposed to just "oh he knows the force now and uses it as a trick", no these events built up to him using said powers.
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>>67434114
That is still not an excuse fo Kylo never to use Force in the fight
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>>67434313
The way I see it'll get "explained" is that when she finds out Han is Han Solo, she asks about the Jedi and stuff. Han's quote about "Jedi, Force, it's all true" confirms whatever stories and legends Rey grew up hearing. Maybe she heard Jedi could influence others minds? It's another reference to the OT that's forced in for giggles.
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>>67434475
So will Kylo Ren die at his redemption, or will he join the Resistence?
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>>67434452
>Im taking the bait
It's not even close to being bait. The show has been canon since before Disney shit. I'm sorry you have such a great deal of autism in you, senpai, but shit, get over yourself.
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>>67433312
did you expect her to talk?
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>>67434334

how does maul poop when his ass is gone?
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>>67434455
It also isn't really suggested in A New Hope that Luke uses the force to guide the torpedos, just that he uses the force to focus his aim. He was already a very good pilot and a very good shot so it was basically just, at Obi Wan's urging, him becoming super focused and trusting his instincts. Not at all the same as easily picking up a very specific technique that only some force users are portrayed as knowing how to use, without any training or practice whatsoever.
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>>67434495
Honestly, I'm not sure. Patricide is a pretty big no-no in most storytelling. Kinslaying usually means no overall redemption, but I could see Kylo apologizing to Han's force ghost before dying from ??? by ???
It's really up in the air, but I am interested to see how Kylo's character develops, moreso than Rey's.
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>>67434495
He'll probably die so that it will be like poetry
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>>67434542
>>67434455
She does get a practical demonstration from Kylo Ren just prior.

And speaking of that scene, why didn't they use regular old torture on her when the force didn't work? They did that to Po.
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>>67434452
ok, Vader then. He survived Mustafar, his grandson survived a crossbow bolt.
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>>67434608
>why didn't they use regular old torture on her when the force didn't work?
tumblrwhales would flip shit. They want people to not boycott episode VIII. Disney shown Poe's post-torture body for the tumblrwhales to get their bloomers moist.
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>>67434457
What is it with jedi and whipping blasters out of people's hands for fun but as soon as someone is holding a lightsaber they've got to fight them.
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>>67434495
If Leia forgives him, then he may survive and make babies with Rey
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>>67434608
Getting a practical demonstration one time should not be enough to learn a force ability when you have had no training in the force whatsoever at any point. That is completely inconsistent with the way the series has portrayed learning to use the force in the past.
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>>67434514
>Not watching the godawful shows for little children makes you an autist

K den
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>>67434529
Maybe they made him a new anus at the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Center
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>>67433312
I've loved Star Wars my whole life. Once I sat TFA I stopped caring about it. I literally don't even care about the new movies coming out.
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>>67434529
from his mouth
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>>67434745
>implying I watch them
Now you're even more wrong about this whole thing.
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>>67434313
>She just learned that the force was real 30 hours prior.
Right, she learned the force was real recently. She had already known who Luke Skywalker was though, and so had probably heard stories.
Plus there's the entire scene prior with Kylo Ren letting her know the force can make people do things.
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>>67434700
I'd say that the way the series has portrayed learning to use the force in the past is the inconsistent thing.

Do you need decades of training or is it the sort of thing that you simply need to know that you're capable of doing?
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>>67434495
Considering how popular Kylo is with emo bad-boy loving Tumblr girls I get the feeling he'll eventually end up with Rey, contrary to what /pol/ claims in reality if they were planning on having Rey racemix they would have cast a handsomer, lighter skinned negro actor to play Finn
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Who invented Jedi Mind Tricks? How did the first Jedi figure out to do that?
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>>67434283
Was that really him or is this just some PR gag?
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>>67434868
context is important, I guess. Kylo and Snoke were the darksiders in power and only Luke represented the Light Side. The Force used Rey to balance things out.
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>>67434995
And how do you teach it? Yoda and Ben just tell Luke to feel the Force, never how.
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>>67434868
It hasn't exactly been consistent, but it has never portrayed anyone as being able to instantly use the force with no training at all.

Luke becomes proficient really fast, but he does have training from two Jedi masters, and the movies stop to show him struggling to learn and grasp the concepts.

It would be fine for Rey to pick things up quickly, she pretty much has to since they're making movies and not a TV show, but we never see her exert even the tiniest bit of effort to understand how to do anything she does with the force. That is really jarring and makes her feel like someone's retardedly perfect fanfiction character. She doesn't even struggle with anything else throughout the entire movie. She's perfect at fixing and flying the falcon, she wins every fight, everyone in the movie loves her.

I'm trying not to use the term "mary sue" because it's so played out at this point, but really.
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>>67434995
It's not canon any more but in the extended universe various races had been using the force for millennia before the Jedi even existed
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>>67434700
>muh prequels
You don't need years of training, you just need to feel the force and believe. Luke played a game with Obi-Wan and that was enough to block three laser bolts in a row by the end of the scene. Believing in the force was enough to blow up the Death Star. When Luke finally does get training, he looses to Vader because of his own arrogance. With no additional training and just by reflecting on what he had learned, he was able to beat Vader in Jedi and really only by using the dark side.

Then take into account George Lucas in the 70s and 80s talking about the force as blatantly infusing the concept of faith onto the screen when movies were otherwise bleak or about realism and it's pretty clear the force is just a 'clap your hands if you believe' sort of thing.
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>>67434219
Hello, edgy 13 year old.
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>>67434283
Why bother even having him in it?
Surely it just costs more money to hire him.
No one knows it's him unless told other wise.
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>>67435104
he was just passing by and Eric Roberts wasn't available
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>>67434965
>2 autists become canon love interests
Can't say I don't approve. I'm just gonna hope the Gayship doesn't happen as well.
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>>67433312
Nooooo you will remove these restraints
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My guess is Rey was trained under Luke as well, but they pulled some kind of amnesia shit, once Kylo turned to the dark side. Han said Luke trained a new generation of jedi, hence there were more than one. I hope this is not true though, because the amnesia part is kind of a copout. But her flashbacks and the fact she beat the shit out of Kylo speak for this theory.
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>>67435070
Yoda's jedi school was more about patience, not only believing tho. Rey needs to learn that.
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>>67435203
She spent her life waiting for her family. I think she knows patience.
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>>67435203
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>>67434995
Undoubtedly, someone must have been the first to use it without being taught by anyone previously, but you might as well ask who invented language, who was the first human being to figure out how to do that.

It developed over time. Just because someone must have at some point done it without training, doesn't mean that every new person who is born instantly knows how to as well.
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>>67435144
>Eric Roberts
>not available
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>>67435070
>Believing in the force was enough to blow up the Death Star
No it wasn't, that was Force leading Luke and feeling the force to block the lasers.
Using Force moves is completely a different thing, by your logic by believing you can lift X wings and spam lightning
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>>67435059
The fact that she's able to just naturally pick up how to use the force doesn't really bother me, it's a magical power and she happens to have an innate talent for it. Didn't shatter my immersion.
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>>67435163
Abram's gay characters are almost definitely going to be a couple of forgettable tokens
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>>67435203
Fuck off, redditor. The movie was awful and if you unironically enjoyed it then consider suicide
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>>67434018
the force
>>67434290
the force
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>>67434529
Nanomachines
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>>67435311
Did it not shatter your immersion that she is also perfect at everything else she tries to do in the entire movie, never fails at a single thing and is universally loved by all characters, even Kylo Ren?
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>>67435299
>you can lift X wings

>I can't believe it!
>That's why you fail.
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>>67433312
Luke
>has to train with obi
>has to train with yoda
>has spirits giving him advice
rey
>masters the force in a minute

its like potterry
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>>67435249
She needs to learn to control her emotions then.
Luke knows much about that.
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>>67435384
Not really, at least she's not as annoying as Anakin.
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>>67435400
>Believing is the only needed ability to use force
You need training, patience and a lot more discipline
Ray has none
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>>67434018
I don't think you understand how the force works.
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>>67435501
And I can't believe I'm saying this, but anakin was actually a better character. At least he was portrayed as talented but flawed.

Not that this means the prequels were in any way better movies than TFA, not even close, but Rey being overly perfect is a serious flaw in an overall decent movie.
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>>67435609
>TFA is better than prequels
Please, it might be better than 2nd movie but otherwise you are embarrasing yourself
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Luke used the force to destroy the death star in ANH with no real training too. It didn't bother anyone.
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>>67435660
Yeah, I know it's the cool new contrarian thing to decide the prequels weren't actually bad after all, but I'm sorry, they were. They were very, very bad.
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Hey guys, i'm just about to torrent this film, already seen it in the cinemas and again on the cam rip

I just wanted to ask should I go for the 4 gig or ten gig download? Is there honestly a difference in picture quality or is it just a meme?
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>>67433312
>actively trying to use Jedi force powers
>against a person who's aware the force exists and has seen it first hand from his leader

>acts non-chalantly about it

Jesus fucking Christ, JJ is a hack.
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>>67435609
Rey and Finn should have been one character, having both of them be the focus was a mistake.
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>>67435757

picture is really good, albeit audio is quite quiet.
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>>67434346
FUNFACT: It took Luke 3 fucking movies till he used the force to mind-trick people.
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>>67435756
YEs anon no one is disagreeing, they were bad
But TFA was worse
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>>67435875
Despite being shown how to do it near the beginning of the first.

Christ, what a retard.
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>>67434843
>>67434475
You mean those same stories Luke probably heard from Ben? Which he wasn't able to actually use till Return of the Jedi? After training with 2 fucking grand masters?
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>>67435838
I don't know about that, Finn basically played the Han Solo to Rey's Luke, someone who was more grounded and doubtful.

What they should have done was given Rey some personal challenges/character flaws to struggle with, and had her overcome those in escaping, while hinting at her ability to feel the force and sense things with it but not giving her instant force powers. Then they should have either skipped the light saber fight at the end, or had Ren utterly decimate both of them and have them be saved at the last minute by chewy in the falcon firing at him.
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>>67435899
>Despite being shown how to do it near the beginning of the first.


No shit you fucking retarded inbred shitlord. Are you saying that because I can watch a grand-master Monk punch through a brick wall, I can master that same zen-like state of mind to give my body the force of will to do it? Fuck off retard.
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>The lightsaber flies past kylo ren and flies into her hands

I literally stood up and started clapping and cheering. Finally some equal representation, this series needed to get out of the dark ages.
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>>67435894
that's bait
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>>67435936
Are you saying that because I can watch a grand-master Monk punch through a brick wall, I can master that same zen-like state of mind to give my body the force of will to do it a couple hours later*
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>>67435936
Oh really, so how did he learn how to do it?
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>>67435875
>>67435899
>>67435908

Luke didn't have a Force-wielder fucking with his mind, giving him the basis in how project his mind unto others.
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>>67435894
It really wasn't. For the most part its storyline made sense, aside from Rey's whole mary sue thing, and had legitimate dramatic tension. It had good performances and likeable characters. None of these are things the prequels can claim.

The space shit battles were just as shitty as in the prequels, I'll give you that. Just a bunch of shit flying all over the screen. But that's pretty much all CGI-fest action movies for you nowadays.
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>>67433312
In the next movie there will be a backstory about the stormtrooper that perfectly explains everything he does, you can't say its shit if its shit, didn't you hear, OP?
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>>67434313
Feminism

A female character facing any kind of hardship or having a character flaw is misogynist, so from now on all women characters must be the best at everything instantly or its sexist
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>>67434390
>Grasping at straws

Kylo whooped both of them before Rey went super sayian
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>>67435972
He trained with Yoda for an entire fucking movie, and before that he learned the basics of meditation and the state of mind of using the force with Obi -Wan.

Did you even WATCH the films?

>>67435989
No, he learned how to push his will onto others by learning the proper methods of channeling and focusing force energies with Yoda, as seen when he's meditating and levitating objects while doing an up-side down hand-stand.

It's fucking literally shown verbatim to you.
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>>67435934
The issue is that there didn't seem to be time for any of that.

Poe Dameron could have been the Han Solo. Then you've cut one character and made a least a little space for the other two.

And they kind of were saved by chewy shooting him, it was a just backward ass way of doing it.
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Based Bond
I laughed at the scene
-now put down your gun
Ani2.0 goin full autismo and guards leaving, also funny
Its movie for kids, lighten up
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>>67433312
I will get these digits and leave this thread with the door open
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>>67434018
FORCE COP-OUT
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>>67435934
It could've worked if Kylo was just a badass nobody, thus reducing Han's role and giving more time to Finn and Rey and Poe.
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>>67435959
>unironically liking the movie for qt lead
>>67436016
Rey being a huge mary sue completely ruined the movie
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>>67436061
Dude, she obviously just has a much higher midichlorian count.
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>>67436236
>Rey being a huge mary sue completely ruined the movie
It didn't.
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>>67436270
THis is bait, rotten bait
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Lets write episode 4 as if Luke was a modern feminist character

>Watches Obi-Wan fight Vader and die, uses the power of the force to learn how to become a master fighter simply by watching them fight, then duels Darth Vader over the empty robes of Obi-wan

>Vader is SHOCKED that a woman could stand up to him, because he is a white CIS male nazi sexist misogynist who wears a red arm band JUST LIKE THE NAZI PARTY!

>Luke-ina responds with a sassy girl power quip before flying off in her X-wing that she built from scratch herself that is the best x-wing in the galaxy because a WOMAN made it
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>>67436111
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>>67436296
this is opinion.
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>>67436236
No. I'm the guy who's most been going on about Rey being a mary sue in this thread and even I enjoyed the movie overall. I can enjoy the things it did well while still acknowledging the things it didn't.
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>>67436319
Such a cutie in the film. Looks a right cunt irl.
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I think it would have been more interesting if the Finn character was the woman.
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When Chewie shot Kylo Ren on the catwalk, why didn't he keep shooting? Ren dropped to his knees and clutched at his side. He was in no condition to catch the next shots, but even if he were, why stop trying? There was a good chance at killing him right then and there. But instead he fucks off to blow the charges. So much for wookie rage and loyalty.
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>>67434452
>I decide what is canon

Speaking of autists...
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>>67436498
there were stormies there and Chewie blew up the pace anyway
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I finally watched this movie yesterdat with the br leak. It wasnt as bad as you guys made me think and i actually liked finn amd poe.(other then the homosexual undertones poe gave off). My biggest problem with the movie is rey though. Mostly when she all of a sudden became really OP for no reason. If she wasnt as much of a mary sue it would be a much better movie. I predict rey wwill somehow be related to the emporer like a female clone version of him or soke dumb shit. She might even turn evil for a movie. But i think her a mask edge man amd finn will all be good jedi at the end of the 3rd movie and they will face vaders corpse or plagius.
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>>67436572
All does spelling mistakes....
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>>67435958

>babby's first bait
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>>67434124

>Last great fighter alive was Vader.

That's why he managed to lose two legs one arm and the dick in a single fight right? Anakin was fucking trash, other than killing Dooku there's not one single fight in the 6 movies that he won fairly; he always had advantages that have nothing to do with his skill.
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>>67435291
they didn't have a spare tooth-pick and bottled fart from 1998. These were his demands.
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>ctrl-f "mary sue"
>6 matches
Holy fuck will people shut up about Rey being a "mary sue." Almost every other main character in the whole Star Wars series could be considered a "mary sue." Hell, if you look at any hero in works throughout human literary history, you could say the same fucking thing. Get over it.
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>>67437301
She's a cute mary sue in a children's movie
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You know what my main complaint with TFA is? There is hardly any variety in ships. All you see are TIE Fighters and X-Wings.

Where are all the other Rebel ships? A-Wings, B-Wings, etc.? Where are all the other TIE variants the Empire used?

One cool thing about all the other movies (yes, even the prequels) is the thought that went into ship design. Even if a ship got just a few seconds of screen time, it was well-designed and felt like it had a place in the fleet.

I liked the "redesigned" TIE Fighter and X-Wing, but it got somewhat boring to see them all the time. Where's the variety, JJ?
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>>67434283
Look at that dog. Why the fuck haven't him and She's A Slut stared in a flick as brothers?
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>>67437367
That deal was so stupid. What was she supposed to do with 30 or whatever portions? Take a week off from scavenging? She wasn't starving or anything.
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>>67434313
If you've played Knights of The Old Republic the answer is fucking obvious. But you're too young to have played a game from 2003.
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>>67437301
Luke wasn't a Mary Sue.
Anakin's Gary Stuness was explained
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>>67437448
Because those are the meme ships, and this movie is a meme.
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>>67436111
nice digits meme, fellow 4channer

this is the kind of memes that reddit will never have. Truly ours
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>>67437573
>too young to play videogames

How ironic.
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>>67437537
holy shit man, more food is always good
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>>67435104
Daniel Craig was in the area and literally asked to be in the movie, he did it for free
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>>67437301
>Almost every other main character in the whole Star Wars series could be considered a "mary sue."

Luke wasn't allowed to go pick up power converters with his friends or go to the academy.

Luke got beat up by sand people.

Luke almost got killed in a bar fight.

Luke almost got squashed to death before a droid could save him.

Luke got his hand cut off.

Luke almost fell dozens of miles to his death.

Luke needed an elaborate distraction plan and infiltrators in Jabba's palace to rescue Han.

Luke almost got eaten by a giant tentacle blob.

Luke got shot in the hand by a trash-level alien slob.

>muh strong disney womyn character don't need no training
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>>67437592
>Anakin's Gary Stuness was explained
With what? Midichlorians?
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>>67437717
ah, the seventies. These were the simpler times.
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>>67435104
>he did it for free
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I BYPASSED
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>>67437942
THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
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>>67437942
THE GENEPOOL!
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>>67434018
she closed her eyes and though real hard.
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>>67434995
Vinnie Paz
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>>67437717
Let's look at the first movie, to properly compare.

Luke does some pretty crazy, heroic stuff in the beginning. After having barely trained, he is able to aim the torpedoes into the small shaft while other experienced pilots (aided by computers) were not.

Rey goes through trials as well. And, I'm sure she will go through more in future movies (if she doesn't - then yeah, you might have a point).

I have no problem with her sudden realization of power any more than what else might have been rushed in the film (to be honest, some stuff, like the destruction of the LOL NOT THE DEATH STAR did feel slightly rushed).
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>>67434018
People always go on about muh injury and muh emotions but really it's just because that was what the story wanted, they wanted the supposedly weaker girl to beat him and that was that.
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>>67437595
>meme ships
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>>67438229
Luke is still in danger several times in the first film, apart from getting captured Ray is never in danger and also an expert at literally everything.

Unless they gimp her a bit in the next one it's just shit writing.
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>>67438302
Luke might have been in slightly more danger, yes. But it is all relative - and my point is that Rey was still in danger. Also, Luke probably had a better life growing up than Rey.
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Okay, here some idea they could have done better with Rey:

Show her interacting with a Wookiee to explain how she learn Shirywook (exemple Unkar Plutt, who could be a "evil" chewbacca.

When on her Speeder, show her making a barrel roll. Speeder and starships are not exactly the same, but it can ease believing she know how to pilot. Also the novels mention she learn throuh a simulator she salvaged: then show the simulator in her home.

During the chase, the turret is damaged but Finn has still a bit of control (the axis is less wide for exemple). It's Finn who tell her to do the flip so he can shoot the remaining TIE. That reinforce their teamwork (Finn as a good shooter with the ideas, Rey has a good pilot but still need help).

When she releases the Rathtar, she get caught instead of Finn, or both, and BB-8 is the one closing the door. That way she her mistake is made bigger (she suffers the consequences of it), and BB-8 has something to do beside being cute.

Instead of hitting the stormtrooper at her second shot, make it at the third. Emphasise she miss more often than she hits when the others stormtroopers pursue her.

When she uses the mind trick to make JB-007 drop his weapon, he refuses ("Get your own gun!"). This way even if she's a prodigy in the use of the Force, she still has room to improve.

Remove the stormtrooper turning back in the scene with Kylo trashing the room. When he throw a tantrum it should be frightening, not funny.

During her fight with Kylo Ren, channeling the Force should make the fight less uneven, not her surpassing him. A stalemate only broken by finn shooting at Kylo before falling inconscious again, for exemple. THEN she defeats him. OR after being defeated, while they are separated Kylo uses the Force to choke her, Finn shoot at him before falling unconscious, distracting Kylo and making him release Rey, who then flee.
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>>67438743
(Continued)I do think making Rey win is necessary to end on a high note, but making it by teamwork is better, and make Finn contribute make him more successful too. The tricky part is keeping Kylo as a formidable foe she couldn't completly defeat alone.
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>>67434843
Not that anon but knowing that the force can make people do things in no way tells her how to access or use the force to make people do things
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>>67434313
She literally downloaded the knowledge from Kylo's mind when they were connected. Pablo Hidalgo pretty much confirmed that. Kylo accidentally screwed himself just like he did when he had mercy on Finn.
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>>67433965
>Just their feet

It's like you've never tickled a girl before.
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>>67438258
I'm talking about Tie Fighters and X-Wings, you faggot.
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>>67439010
I know - I just thought that image would be funny to post.
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>>67438229
What trials?
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>>67439098
>Hard life on Jakku

>Shit aboard Han's freighter

>Obviously getting captured, and failing at mind-tricking the Stormtrooper a few times

I agree that after this point, she has a perhaps too-sudden realization of power - it's just that throughout the movie, her adventure is certainly without trial.
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>>67439627
meant
>her adventure is certainly not without trial.
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>You will escort me to a ship for which I can use to escape
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>>67439741
Dumb Rey
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>>67437685
>get Daniel Craig
>Not have him take off his helmet, release Rey and say "I'm James Bond I'm here to rescue you!"
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>>67436055
Not grasping at straws, just putting forth a summary of explanations for how it could have happened. If you have counter-arguments, please share. I did mention how Kylo was beating both Rey and Finn until Rey was able to "focus on the Force" or w/e.
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>>67439878
>sex scene ensues
that would've been a daring synthesis of the two franchises
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>>67438229
>trials
The only time Rey is completely incapable like Luke in ANH was when she confronts Kylo Ren and only has a blaster to protect her.

Every other challenge for her Rey manages to pass it without any help from her friends.

Hell even Luke's million to one shot against the Death Star only worked because a squad of X-wings protected him and the Falcon shot down Vader at the last second.
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>>67437768
Not him, but I think he means Anakin being referenced as the one who will fulfill the Prophecy and bring balance to the Force. Midichlorians are a sign of that, but those alone don't explain his actions.
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>>67439627
>Obviously getting captured, and failing at mind-tricking the Stormtrooper a few times
>Shit aboard Han's freighter
>trials
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>>67437990
kek
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>>67438743
>JB-007 drop his weapon, he refuses ("Get your own gun!").

While I like this and all the suggestions you made, I think it would create a lot of confusion about how mind tricks work.
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>>67440033
It could be there just to show you need a stronger grip on stronger individuals. Maybe the stormtrooper is lazy, but selfish. You could establish this by having him complain about his guard duty or something.
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>>67439878
I fucking hope this is in the deleted scenes.
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>>67438229
Rey does more things than Luke showing her Mary Sueness. Luke cleared his mind and was able to line up the shot correctly. Mary Sue barely learned about the force and has all of these force skills.
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>>67438743
I agree with this, but instead of showing her doing a flip with her speeder, replace it with her working on the quad-jumper, or using a quad jumper to collect scrap instead of her speeder. She knew what it was when she was fleeing with Finn.
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Luke is the goat, rey a shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuuDEXF7kvk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuuDEXF7kvk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuuDEXF7kvk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuuDEXF7kvk
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>>67442640
holy shit, they still make these?
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>>67442640
>>67442759

>2013

holy kek
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>>67441696
The quadjumper is too expensive for her, but showing her working on it as part of her daily routine could work.
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>>67437537
No, that was basically 120 days of food amigo.
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>>67437717
>implying Rey's hand won't get cut off in the next movie
They can't ruin the pottery.
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>>67443106
They could try to change, though. Losing a foot/leg or being stabbed in a non-lethal part of her abdomen.
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>>67443106
Well Luke lost a hand, Anakin an arm
So, logically Rey should lose like her entire upper body

I was gonna say Rey should lose a boob to reinforce body positivism but then I remembered she doesn't have any boobs in the first place
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>>67442640
Now THIS is kino, if only JewJew had a visionary like this.

>Majorly focuses on Luke and Vader's influence on him, until he realize it's all been Palpatine's manipulations that have not only been pushing HIM to the dark side but also pushed his father in that direction as well. So it's mostly Luke vs. Vader until the very end where it turns into Luke/Vader vs. Palpatine.
P O T T E R Y
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>>67440033
>I think it would create a lot of confusion about how mind tricks work.
The Force works in mysterious ways.
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>>67443106
Kylo would probably lose an arm
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>>67434018
Kylo never had the intentions to kill Rey. Snoke told him to bring her to him.
He was toying with her, but she managed to the upper hand, and disarm him.

Kylo did manage to defeat Finn with minimal effort.

What is so hard to understand?
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>>67443364
Weird how they achieved that in a 3 and a half minute video set to Numb eh?
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>>67433312
>sexuallybroken.com
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>>67442759
I swear every tv show with fandom/ships have tons of these. there must be automated software that helps create them.
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>>67435361
The Force? THE FORCE?! THAT'S NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS!

RIP Han, you were the only good thing about the movie.
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Craig would be a badass Star Wars villain.
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>>67443286
>Gets stabbed in the stomach
>Becomes infertile
>Tumbler loses it's shit.
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>>67443286
>she gets stabbed in the vagina
>no more force sensitives
>can't breed
>no more Star Wars movies

Tragic perfection.
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