http://www.nationalreview.com/article/433246/batman-v-superman-culture-war-gets-mythic
>Zack Snyder dares to infuse the comic-book genre with moral and political substance. Fanboys do not own the franchises of Batman and Superman movies, so director Zack Snyder went against the mob and dared to raise the genre to a level of adult sophistication in 2013’s Man of Steel, the most emotionally powerful superhero movie ever made. (Fanboys hated it.) Snyder’s sequel, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice adds politics, bringing to the fantasy some contemporary, real-world concerns. This is not conventional comic-book allegory; rather, Snyder uses the figures of Batman (Ben Affleck) and Superman (Henry Cavill) walloping each other to give visible substance to social and moral issues, much as Greek tragedy does. He takes the wildest, Bizarro World fiction — of two superheroes turned super foes — and uses the premise to explicate our current dilemmas concerning power, principles, and divinity.
>It helps that Snyder is also visionary, inclined to extravagant spectacle and gifted with a signature erotic touch. An early montage equates violence, wealth, loss, and grief through symbolic images of bullets, pearls, blood, and tears. It is witnessed by the young Bruce Wayne, a paranoid orphaned millionaire who misconstrues Superman’s involvement in the previous film’s battle that devastated Metropolis (and traumatized nearby Gotham City), and so he vows a vigilante’s revenge. With its legal-brief title, Batman v Superman reflects the confusion that pits secularists against believers, and the partisanship that inhibits national alliance. This tension is so visually amped up that the opposition of Batman to Superman feels revelatory: Man versus the god in Man.
Why is he the only critic with good taste? What happened in White's life that made him free from bad taste?
>>67428343
Being a black conservative in modern US means you give exactly zero fucks.
/tv/ BTFO
>Armond White
Thx mr white
>>67428310
>Zack Snyder
>substance
stopped reading right there
>>67428310
BvS is fucking killing it abroad
>le contrarian nigger
>>67428378
Truth, my gf is a black republican and gets hated for it. Democrats never stopped being slave masters.
>>67428310
>2013’s Man of Steel, the most emotionally powerful superhero movie ever made. (Fanboys hated it.)
what? no they didn't. mos is very popular among the kinds of mouth-breathing retards who would self-identify as "fanboys" of something. it's normies and critics who hated it or were indifferent
it's an indefensible piece of shit btw
>>67428408
>not knowing Armond is the literal king of /tv/
>>>/out/
>>67428450
>muh Man of Murder was popular among fanboys
those in this forum who consider him "contrarian" tend to be those with almost no life experience; they have nothing to base anything on or against.
BASED
A
S
E
D
Is he the only ctitic today not on Disney's payroll?
>>67428461
If you love memes sure
If you want well made in depth criticism Armond is not your person
anyone who didn't see this coming is fucking retarded tbf
MARVLETS ON SUICIDE WATCH
So should I watch this capeshit? You autists here are making me curious.
Almond Wigger needs to be more subtle with his trolling. It's funny when he gives something universally acclaimed a bad review but when he gives something obviously horrible a good review it ruins his whole shtick.
>>67428777
It's better than 2/3 of the Nolan trilogy and both Avengers.
>>67428804
Haven't seen either of those, but I'll give BvS a watch then.
ARMOND DOES IT AGAIN.
MAARVELKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>67428803
you're not even trying anymore d*sney shill
Max Landis is our boy
>>67428310
Armond talking shit about a movie, it's just another day.
Don't get me wrong. I know BvS is shit before even watching it (which I'm not gonna do anyway, I don't watch capeshit), but the guy also told shit about Drive and Only God Forgives. He is the lord of fedora tippers.
Armond White's reviews are basically what I did when I studied English and started writing ridiculously detailed interpretations of simple things and ascribed meaning that absolutely wasn't meant to be there. I admire him for making a career of it though.
>Armond White
More like Armond BLACK
>dared to raise the genre to a level of adult sophistication in 2013’s Man of Steel, the most emotionally powerful superhero movie ever made.
>man of steel
>adult sophistication
What if I need to tinkle?
>>67428450
MoS is great. Give it a second watch, I hated it at first but I have to say it's possibly the greatest capeshit
>>67428848
He loves BvS though
>>67428848
Don't you morons read?
>>67428887
ok.
Well, that just makes him even more of a pleb.
>>67428906
>reading a review written by a fedora tipping pleb about a pleb movie that gives instantaneous cancer to anyone watching it.
No thanks.
>>67428886
I'm a fan of Snyder but MoS sucked, superman is just a boring ass superhero. His name is literally super man. The fight scenes were ok but everything else was garbage.
>>67428310
Why are people like Armond so rare in this world?
This guy literally GETS Snyder's vision while everyone else baby cries about it.
>>67428310
>erotica touch
Is this satire? Is he a fake person? Can you wait to see Zack Snyder's signature erotic touch in Batman versus Superman, Dawn of the Justice League?
>>67428310
I liked his out.com critique better
>jew butt licker on the payroll of jews says he likes a movie made by a jew
wew lad. Who could've seen it coming?
>>67428310
>DC nerds this desperate
Give it a rest and accept defeat already losers. Also stop making threads about this shit flick.
Objective Capeshit powerlevel
Hellboy1&2>Dredd>Batman Begins>Dark Knight>Spiderman 2>Man of Steel>Blade>Winter Soldier>Watchmen>Iron Man 1>BvS>>>the rest
>>67428777
YES it is really good! The problem is some of the pacing, editing and subplots but otherwise the whole story and definitely actors do a marvellous job!
>>67428968
He is one of the few people that are neither shilling for le ebin Whedon quipfest nor for the edgy Nolan fedorafest.
>>67428501
I have practically no life experience and I think Armond is a king among plebs compared to the rest in his field.
>>67429018
guardians of the galaxy>all that you said.
appart from that I kinda agree with your order.
>dc keks rely on the literal king of contrarians to save what little dignity they have left
Reminder that DC stands for Damage Control
>>67429018
Switch BvS and Spiderman 2.
>dcucks so desperate that they need to fall back on the opinion of the contrarian meme critic
>>67428310
BASED ARMOND
>Favorite critic likes a movie /tv/ doesn't.
HAHAHAHAHA
>>67429068
>Kike detected
Armond is still refusing your kikebacks I take it?
30%!!!!!!
>>67428912
>He hated BvS, he's a pleb
>Oh wait he actually liked BvS. Turbopleb
Make up your fucking minds assholes
Based Armond does it again.
How can one man be so based?
But why was the writing so shit?
It was patronizing and pretentious
>>67429404
Actually it's
>he's a pleb
>he anectodaly likes BVS, turbopleb.
The simple fact that he talked shit about Refn, Drive and Only God Forgives put him in a pleb tier he can never get out of.
CONFIRMED CAPEKINO
>>67429437
>talked shit about Refn, Drive and Only God Forgives put him in a pleb tier he can never get out of.
*tips fedora*
>>67429431
that's his usual writing style.
The man is an asshole and built his whole career around being more and more of an asshole at each opportunity he got.
He's a fucking inauthentic sellout now
http://www.out.com/armond-white/2016/3/24/sexiest-batman-and-superman-imaginable
>Do you bleed?
>supes flies off
>Y-yeah, y-you will... (bitch...)
>>67429471
Sure.
Go back to watching capeshit, pleb.
You left the parts of his other review where he goes into detail on why he wants to fuck Batman and Superman
>If fanboys don’t cream to Batman’s dream sequence (“It took me to the lie, a beautiful lie” Wayne says), grown-up gay men surely will. In his dream, Batman wears a leathery mask, hiding his identity, while he is taunted by wasplike creatures and forced to acknowledge Superman’s equivalent virility. This goes beyond Guy Ritchie’s boy-boy teasing in last year’s The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (which co-starred Cavill). It is the most surreal dominance-submission dream in Hollywood history. But Batman v Superman is also a political allegory, using masculine sex appeal to examine America’s current political confusion. Zack Snyder’s comic book avatars are not for children.
>>67429018
Batman Returns > Who cares
>>67429437
Only God Forgives sucks though. Refn only knows how to make movies a certain way, and that's super offputting to a lot of people. He captured lightning in a bottle with drive, but everything else he's made has sucked because it's a shit style of movie making
>>67428971
Armond is gay. He's talking about the men.
>>67429498
I *pause to contemplate personal autism,* drive.
>>67428310
>le contrarian man strikes again!
He'd fucking hate this flick if it had great reviews.
Who here unironically liked it? I can't be the only one?
>But angels are really demons, freeing you from this Earth
Are you serious Snyder?
>national review
lol
>>67429516
>Refn only knows how to make movies a certain way, and that's super offputting to a lot of people
So does Lynch and everyone loves him
>>67429516
>Only God Forgives sucks though
Only God Forgives is the perfect artistic sequel to Drive and was better than it.
Drive is more mainstream, OGF is more intense and commited.
>Refn only knows how to make movies a certain way, and that's super offputting to a lot of people
yes, it's offputting to plebs who are used to the same tasteless shit and can't see genius when it's in front of them.
>>67429580
>So does Lynch
>>67429580
People only pretend to like Lynch. As far as movies go, people don't watch them or have any idea they exist. They base all their love for him on Twin Peaks, then everything else he does is great by proxy
>>67428886
I though MoS was amazing. Duck what anyone else thinks. I enjoyed myself and that's all that matters
>>67429540
Being contrarian > being a bandwagoning fanboy
>>67429576
>Based Armond is 2patrictian4me
Back to /co/ child
>>67429610
Only God Forgives is pleb trash of the highest order you netflix buff
>>67429551
It's 7/10. Interesting film and even innovative in its own way, but had some problems. Way better than anything churned out by the MCU though.
>>67428886
MoS is the best capeshit we had so far. Sure it's deeply flawed, but it's the only capeshit with substance.
>>67429580
having style is supposed to be the mark of an auteur, not only in cinema, but in art in general.
People are so used to tasteless mainstream shit nowadays that anything slightly challenging their habits is considered bad or autistics.
Juste like when St. I don't remmember who said 'I'm not crazy, tis the world who is". The world is now run by autistst and what they call autistic is, most of the time, actual art.
>>67429666
What's teh kino on the right?
>>67429666
sure satan, a random image definitely convinced me.
>>67429666
>>67429666
>having literal autism
Images like these make fun of the hivemind
>>67429501
>Zack Snyder’s comic book avatars are not for children.
But kids like Batman and Superman. I loved Batman and Superman when I was 7 or 8. And now comic book superheros aren't for children anymore? Fuck you Armond White, your faggot ass is part of the problem, sexualizing children's make believe fantasies. Fuck all of you who took children's dreams and hopes away and said they weren't for them anymore.
>>67429685
>Autists trying to justify their autism
Fucking die
>>67429693
Red by Roberto Schwentke
>>67429735
you gave a perfect illustration of my argument, and you don't even see it.
>>67429750
Thanks
>>67428310
he does politics and social issues better than the comics
>>67429784
There's nothing to see autist. You're trying to justify a mental illness to elevate yourself above "normies"
>>67429866
for fucks sake, there's no way this is real right?
>>67429840
No problem my friend
>>67429904
society would probably agree with you.
But you're wrong, as are the masses.
>>67429950
You haven't read mainstream comics published post-2010 have you
>>67429866
Please, please, please tell me this is not real
>>67429950
comics have become that playing field of social agendas
>>67428310
/tv/ is beyond saving so don't even bother. there are too many crossposters now.
>>67430050
only what I see when I accidentally click /co/. do you happen to have more cringey shit?
>>67430089
>>67429950
>>67430118
>>67428310
>in 2013’s Man of Steel, the most emotionally powerful superhero movie ever made
Stopped reading there
>>67430101
t. 2014 meme tourist
>>67428343
He got redpilled at an early age
>>67430095
>>67430149
in all honesty, this is why I'm voting for Trump
I thought Armond White's review was about how he wanted to fuck the heroes up the ass or something.
BvS is actually really good, just like the prequels were after Star Wars VII was released, right?
>>67430220
>>67428343
richard brody>>>>>>>>armond 'sellout' white
>>67430049
*tips fedora*
>>67430149
this isn't that bad, I mean she's right. We shouldn't assume aliens have males and females
oh wait she says stupid gender constructs as if it's something we make up rather than something we are. She's wrong as fuck, nevermind
>>67430181
At least it was tolerable back then. There weren't any capeshit threads. Star Wars ruined this board permanently. That and the Dark Knight Rises. All the inaccessible portions of this board have disappeared. Remember when Kino was actually used to describe something sub-par.
>>67428310
Thank you based armond. You will save us from marvel's soulless quip machine, one review at a time.
>>67428968
Unlike other reviewers and critics he's actually watched a ton of movies
He's got encyclopedic knowledge on film that he can muster at will. Theres few people that can do that anymore like QT, and PTA.
>>67430281
enjoy your life as a statistic.
>and gifted with a signature erotic touch.
What did he mean by this?
>>67430290
Yeah new /tv/ is leddit lite, we came to terms with this fact a long time ago.
>>67430288
At least Spidey is treating them like crazy people too
>>67430290
you do realize the year i've said was 2014, right?
>>67430258
JESUS CHRIST WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
IS THIS REAL
Remember only you can save /tv/ from these capeshit plebs pretending to like almond
>>>/qa/476879
>>67430387
This is a retarded idea actually. Capestuff is a theme, not even a medium or a genre. Are you also supposed to discuss superhero video games there instead of /v/? And vintage videogames there instead of /vr/? And superhero cosplay there instead of in whatever the cosplay board is (I forgot and can't be bothered)?
>>67430372
it's legit
>>67430220
Trump would ban all comics and make anime and porn illegal to please his christfag voters
>>67430360
Sure there were less waifuists but /lbg/ was in full swing.
>>67430458
>this is what liberals actually think
Is he also going to stone his wife and himself as adulterers?
>>67430445
yes. You're supposed to keep all pleb tier capeshit out of my /tv/, I don't care about how the other boards handle it.
You never disappoint, armond
>>67430089
Eh, its not worth kvetching about. Literally nobody reads comics anymore.
>>67430471
no it wasn't, it was full swing in 2013
fucking christ, kiddo
are you really a meme tourist?
>>67430338
A statistic in the list of school shootings committed by people with similar mental issues
>>67430446
That's it.
I'm offing myself.
Goodbye.
>>67430372
Yes, Whor is probably one of the shittiest comics I've ever read, along with the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl which is also drawn by some tumblr fucking hack.
Armond White is Reddit's enemy number 1.
>>67430587
Not anymore >>67429486
>>67428939
>His name is literally super man
this is literally how almost all popular superheroes are named
>>67430606
What's inauthentic about Armond's homolust?
>>67430511
Do you remember Lost, Davey, Green Oval, Abatap, Is that a scar? Wonderful memes gives me a total nostalgia boner . . . SHES A BIG GIRL
>>67429018
1. Batman '89
2. Hulk
3. Spiderman 2
4. Dark Knight
5. Ironman
6. Winter Soldier
Rest of capeshit who cares
>>67430646
Homosexuality pandering is anti art and anti cinema
>>67428310
I think /tv/ only likes this guy because he just writes controversial reviews and is a nigger faggot. He always seems to go against the popular opinion of the general public just for clicks and he's almost always wrong.
>>67429501
But this is a correct analysis of that sequence.
Did you even see the movie?
>>67430652
4 out of 5 of those were forced and fucks and usually ended in like 10-20 posts a thread
>>67430708
wrong according to the homophobic racist on /tv/. okay your opinion is totally worthless
I think he's actually a troll.
I can't imagine anyone thinking man of steel is "adult sophistication"
>>67430729
Yes that's how it's meant to be.
And then the movie completely dies the moment Doomsday shows up.
Is this guy just always writing contrarian reviews? Jesus christ
>>67430793
You probably don't have the capacity to consider an objective opinion.
>>67430797
Then you can spam those threads all day long if you're expecting no participation, nothing stopping you.
>>67428445
Are you dating Stacy Dash?
Please let it be Stacy dash
>>67428310
>It helps that Snyder is also visionary, inclined to extravagant spectacle and gifted with a signature erotic touch. An early montage equates violence, wealth, loss, and grief through symbolic images of bullets, pearls, blood, and tears.
But Snyder didn't even fucking invent that image.
>>67430850
I don't understand what you are talking about.
>>67428310
>>67429540
>>67430294
Armand is like the greatest patrician film troll ever.
>>67428461
>>>67428408 #
>>not knowing Armond is the literal king of /tv/
>>>>/out/
Ironic.
Out? As in his other review on out?
>>67430095
>get your OWN identity
THIS IS A VALID POINT WHY DOES THE COMIC MAKE A STRAWMAN OUT OF HIM
>>67430898
I'm in love
>>67430848
Nah, I'm an art house guy. Armond knows almost nothing about craft or art. Neither does 90% of critics for that matter. I'm curious about this movie solely because I hope it finally scolds comic book fans enough not to blindly see the next "highly anticipated" product.
I hope this movie fails and users in an era of the new new Hollywood.
>>67430934
How is that ironic?
>>67430340
That the movie is crafted by a teenager stuck in the body of a man. He likes violent comic books, deep and philosophical questions about his favorite superheroes, and sexy brunettes.
>>67430934
It's not ironic it's only your forced pun
>>67430959
What makes your perspective better?
>>67430793
Being a black Republicans is usually a sign of mental illness.
>>67428445
>Slave masters
>What is the Southern Strategy of Republicans using racism to court Dixiecrats and the South
>>67430704
>Homosexuality pandering is anti art and anti cinema
Since when? Cinema was invented by gays.
>>67430960
He wrote a different homosexual review on the Out.com website.
>>67430995
Sounds like an accurate representation of the source material.
>>67430678
>2. Hulk
good shit senpai
>>67431039
No.
Cinema was invented by gay communists.
>>67431060
Yes. It isn't ironic.
>>67431085
Even gayer.
>Snyder is also visionary
>>67431127
>Do you bleed? You will
>>67428886
>Best capeshit
>Not Winter Soldier
Fuck
Right
Off
>>67431225
Marvel films are horrible by default because of the interconnected universe they establish. If you like any of their movies you are a bias fanboy.
>>67431015
The way I look at it there are three types of filmmaking
Investment filmmaking where it is all about some commercial aspect of the film and the substance really just doesn't matter. This is the ways studios think. We get star 1 plus star 2 in property x = boatload of dollars. It's the most lazy type of filmmaking because no one cares about the film.
Craft centered films are things like what fincher , clouzot and Hitchcock made. They're focused on the craft of filmmaking, on using film grammar to smartly and effectively entertain the audience. They care primarily about the form of the film and the audience experience.
Then there is art film and this is a little more tricky to define but in general the difference between this and the craftsmen is that the art filmmaker wants to effect the audience in some way wether it be politically or morally. But this requires a very strong knowledge of the craft as well as a desired to stretch the existing limits of film grammar. Sometimes, art films can even be openly hostile to the audience seeking to upset their expectations.
The point however of all of this is that as a filmmaker, Snyder may want to be a craftsman or an artist but his craft is too poor and ideas are too banal for him to actually be anything more than a poor imitation of nolan.
>>67431294
Implying Winter Soldier wasn't an objectively good film by itself and could have easily stood as its own single movie outside of the interconnected universe.
>>67430793
it's called clickbait famalam
>>67430898
>reverse search
>0 matches
>some guy on /tv/ actually gets laid
i feel so disillusioned
>It helps that Snyder is also visionary, inclined to extravagant spectacle and gifted with a signature erotic touch. An early montage equates violence, wealth, loss, and grief through symbolic images of bullets, pearls, blood, and tears.
Oh I hate this
Isn't this the guy who made an entire article about how hot Cavill and Affleck were and how gay men would be really into them?
Absolutely brilliant
Snyder confirmed for auteur
Marvel = WGAF
I can smell the cries of "contrarian!!!!" already
>>67428428
pretty much, how can a man be so right about tarantino but be so wrong about snyder?
>>67431355
Nice post. I would try and dispute some of your points if I weren't so tired. I apologise for wasting your time.
Did anyone see a terrible graphic on the scene when Sup was getting power from The sun? The graphic was like in 2001.
>>67430793
He's a Christian gay nigger writing for a cuckservative GOP publication.
>>67431493
wouldn't they?
I mean they are good looking, no homo, and they probably have other qualities...
>>67431523
No wonder you're so rude. You need god.
>>67431523
Also his name is "White" despite being black. Even his name is contrarian.
>>67428310
well, he is right, now, to say that Snyder was successful in his Man versus the god in Man thing he was going for, that's another discussion
does he always intentionally go against the tide
>>67431566
I already found him. His name is Allah and his Prophet is Muhammad (pbuh).
>>67430704
He's literally gay. That's not something he's made secret you closeted fag
>>67431615
I accept your beliefs. Please have my wife.
>>67431493
Cavill is so good looking that I can't buy him as any character outside of Superman, did you see Man from UNCLE? That shit was so distracting
>>67428491
every itineration of superman and of batman have killed
>>67431583
Pretty much. He does it garner clicks of course. But we also suspect he does it for the lulz. Armand White is ... One Of Us.
>>67428661
This. One could easily copy Armond shtick at this point because it has become so predictable.
He would also not have written this had BvS been a success.
>>67429018
pls
>Fun plus an actual good movie package
Hellboy 2
Captain America: The First Whatever
Captan America: The Winter Bro
Batman
Spider Man 1 and 2
Iron Man
X, X2 and DoFP
The Blades
The Incredibles
Superman 1 and 2
Guardians of the Galaxy
Scott Pilgrim
>Fun minus a good movie package
Avengers
Iron Man 3
Kick-Ass
Batman Forever
Batman & Robin
Spirit of Vengeance
First Class
X-men Origins: Wolverine
Punisher: War Zone
300 and Rise of an Empire
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
>No fun allowed, only good movies package
Batman Begins
The Dark Knight
Man of Steel
Watchmen
Constantine
Unbreakable
V for Vendetta
Batman Returns
The Incredible Hulk (tfw Norton isn't in Avengers)
>Pure shit package
The Amazing Spiderman 1 and 2
Iron Man 2
Kick-Ass 2
The Dark Knight Rises
The Wolverine
Superman Returns
Thor 2
Daredevil
Elektra
Green Lantern
Ghost Rider
Fantastic Four and Silver Surfer
>Meh with an extra slice of okay package
Avengers 2
Ant-Man
Hellboy 1
Thor
Sin City and Dame to Die For
Spiderman 3
>SOMEBODY package
based Mystery Men
Did I forget anything else?
>>67431583
No. He is the only critic intelligent enough to see that the true cinematic masterpieces of our time are films like Transformers 2, The Transporter 3, Jack and Jill, Death Race and Norbit and anything with a high critical rating is automatically garbage. If you disagree you are pleb scum.
>>67431928
blade
>>67430898
THICK
>>67431928
Spawn
>>67428450
At release they hated it. They only come around to it about a year or two later
>>67431928
Mistery Men was so good
>DISCO FOREVER
>>67428310
he's 100% right both DC and Marvel Fanboys are trying to destroy a real modern masterpiece
>he literally expects to see what the other critics say about it so he can be a contrarian retard
Hilarious shit, and /tv/ eats it up
>>67428310
So what political issues does this movie take on?
>>67430939
Come to think of it, that's what feminism is about.
>says Foxcatcher sucks
>says the revenant is an Obama western
LOL Wut!?!?
>>67430258
>>67430446
Somebody got paid to write this.
Someone agreed that a dated reference to a twitter hashtag that, said reference (made by retards who though it was lol so random that ethical standards is a bad thing) was being mocked and shit upon that it would make Jane not seem like a retard. Bravo.
>>67432138
Immigration, secularism, terrorism for example
>>67432276
>proidolitry
>proillegal immigration
>reactionary on terrorism
>>67432276
>General, are you a terrorist?
>I didn't expect a lady to conduct the interview
>I'm not a lady, I'm a reporter
Kino confirmed?
>>67432138
ABSOLUTE POWER
>>67432495
Then superman lets a guy die and murders a village to save his poon
>>67431928
> XMen Origins Wolverine
> a fun bad movie
> fun
This is the same guy who said Adam Sandler was a comedic genius so yeah...
>>67428343
In his youth, he was bitten by a radioactive Ronald Reagan.
>>67430458
>Trump is a fundamentalist
Now I've seen everything
Just one day I want to see something by him BEFORE the public opinion is known.
It is weird how he always waits a while.
Almost like his entire fucking shtick is being a contrarian so he has to know the popular opinion first before he can write anything.
Hipster fuck.
https://youtu.be/kKnp-8sNNgs
>>67432581
>not murdering a village to save your poon
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>67429018
Spiderman 2 >> Spiderman 1 >>>> First Class >>> Watchmen >>>> the rest
(I don't consider blade and hellboy capeshit)
>posting this contrarian nigger AGAIN
>he actually thinks Man of Steel is a good movie
Holy fuck, he finally lost all credibility.
>>67428848
But OGF is shit
>>67430288
>We shouldn't assume aliens have males and females
Iceman says the alien has a penis. Penis' aren't just for decoration, they serve a specific purpose.
>>67429018
>Meme of Steel
>that high
>Watchmen/Iron Man 1
>that low
>Blade not as high as Dredd
>>67433224
For you.
>>67433203
No one cares what you think you worthless autist
>>67431928
This actually ins't too bad a list.
But.
>Blade 3 is shit
>Blade 2 is fun but not good
>Origins is ironically fun
>Wolverine is actually decent but stupid
>Sin City is good
Otherwise I think I agree with everything.
Has Armond ever been wrong about ANYTHING?
>>67433294
Nobody cares what you think either, retard. Stop acting like your opinion is worth more than any other.
>>67428310
We are the sunz of man. Gods. Rulers and shapers of our own individual yet collectively conscious destiny. We are the supreme meme team, memetic poetic.
We
>a bunch of neet aspies telling an Ivy League Kael-praised critic that his criticism sucks
LMAO
Kill yourselves
>>67433332
Taking dick is wrong. Jesus says so.
>>67431928
>All the blade movies are terrible
>Guardians was mediocre
>Iron Man 3, Avengers, Rise of an Empire were all shit
>>67433338
Except it is you dumb aspie
>>67433378
>>67432645
>Fucking Kek
>>67433404
Oh look the little aspie thinks his opinion is relevant, how cute
Lmao
>>67433430
>this fucking retard thinks he's better than anyone else here
>>67433354
>Implying his reviews aren't a next level post-ironic performance art to goad idiots into believing what he pretends to say.
That'd be the real smart thing to do.
>>67433354
>rotten tomatoes just doesn't show his reviews anymore
>being so fucking contrarian even rotten tomatoes just doesn't consider him a critic
>Roger Ebert just called him a troll
Nobody gives a fuck
He is a good writer. He is a bigger contrarian.
>>67433455
And where does that opinion derive from??
You??
LMAO
>>67433474
Right back at you faggot. IT's funny how you act all high and mighty despite being a typical 4chan user.
>Lol you have an opinion? well your opinion is shit and mine is better HAHAHA EAT SHIT FAGGOT LOL
This is how you sound.
Thank you Mr. White.
>>67433515
Lmao, bud, NO ONE gives a shit about how butthurt you are
>give a shitty worthless opinion that no one cares about
>get called out
>n-no o-one cares about you either!!!!
Lmao
>>67433759
>gets called out
>implying that ever happened
>ever
You are fucking delusional, holy shit.
>>67433467
Rotten Tomatoes is a dumb website for even dumber people
>Ebert
Pauline Kael said Armonds criticism was phenomenal, youre such a stupid kiddie you dont even know who she is
>>67431071
More or less
>>67433786
Lmao you are so butthurt over nothing, bud
Let me recap this for you
No one gives a shit about your stupid opinion. Youre saying "no you!!!!"
Lmao
>>67433795
Armond is a joke.
He is a troll
A smart troll but still a fucking troll
THat is why you love him so much.
Because that is exactly what every shitposter on /tv/ would do if they were smart enough.
Just harass directors and write shit about the good ones and only give good reviews to turds like Jack and Jill and Transformers
Go ahead defend those piece of shit movies.
