>It's not critics movie. It's audience movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0qA54p1U54
>>67425494
this was actually painful to watch.
I actually felt bad for Affleck here, jesus. You know it's bad when Fallon can't even pretend to like your movie, instead he focuses on how epic the crowds were.
God damn...
I can't really feel sorry for a millionaire but damn he looks broken, like he's just barely able to hide his crippling depression. The divorce really fucked him up
>>67425649
I don't think his emotional state is that bad.
Actors are good at hiding their true self
When Fallon, the biggest bullshitting shill can't even pretend to like your movie, you know you fucked up
The movie had zero levity. Like goddamn make a movie where Superman and Batman team up into a huge bummer that leaves you sad and irritated as you leave the theater, fuck.
Holy shit, the damage control is real. They'd all look a lot better if they just didn't address the criticism.
Critics hated Citizen Kane, too.
allahu akbar
>>67425494
>AKA audicen is stupid
>>67425494
>we're trying to make it appeal to retards, please see our movie it isn't as bad as people who know what they're talking about, say.
is what he's saying. plus he's pandering on the jimmy fallon show, so he's more of a turbofaggot.
This felt like jimmy trying to reassure Ben. That was so awkward.
>It's ok ben don't cry. This review said you did a really good job!
>>67425494
Damn it's so obvious how depressed Ben is. His eyes smile but his eyes tell another story.
>>67425773
Yeah but those critics were literally bought
>>67425494
I've never seen another instance of reviews being brought up so much on press tours for a movie.
I feel bad for him, he was one of the positives in this movie, all the Batman stuff worked fine.
>>67425884
>>67425927
WB should really just stick to Batman until they find out how to make everyone else work
>>67425927
>all the Batman stuff worked fine
Like Batman killing people?
It's blowing my mind that they're all actually addressing the hate. Since when do people actually do that?
>>67425884
>>67425946
his *mouth smiles kek
Fallon must have thought it was shit, all he did was talk about the theater he went to see it in
Daily reminder that The Shining received two razzie nominations, one including "Worst Director"
>>67425979
Deserved
>>67425494
Is his face pure plastic at this point?
>>67425947
They should have just left superman out till later. I think they could get batman to blend better with their other less OP characters.
>>67425948
Batman's killed in every cinematic incarnation of him except Adam West and George Clooney
>Alright, Ben, here's the narrative for your interview on Fallon tonight: it's a movie FOR the PEOPLE, not the hoighty-toighty critics, got it? And don't forget to mention it's Fun™ at least twice, okay? We've been getting a lot of bad press over how grim it is. Come on, your career depends on it, if you fuck this up you'll never work in this town again.
>It's definitely...it's a lot of fun...
Holy shit, I thought you were a good actor Ben, but now I'm beginning to wonder.
>>67426169
But it wasn't funPeople getting blown up by a suicide bomber in a Senate hearing isn't fun. That's the moment the movie left a bad taste in my mouth that wouldn't go away.
>>67425494
NO ONE DIES!
IT'S A MOVIE OF PEACE!
BIMSALLAH WASHALLA MASHALLA
>>67425884
>His eyes smile but his eyes tell another story.
Why do his eyes look smaller in all his interviews and shit? His head looks weird off the silver screen
The fuck does it even mean? Isn't that like saying
>yeah, our movie is retarded and badly made, but it has xplosions n stuff!
>>67425773
Citizen Kane didn't have a budget of $400 million though
>>67426293
It's not as bad as how Snyder tried to spin it.
>>67425979
It was NASA damage control
>>67425773
Critics hated Citizen Kane because it was avant-garde and didn't look like any other film
BvS is the same usual Snyder garbage
>>67425979
Well it was a shitty movie, so yeah. Kubrick-obsessed hipsters retroactively convinced the world that its watchable later on
>>67425494
you literally can see the moment where his optimism and smile gone and is replaced with desperation
The movie was enjoyable. Maybe if you all got out of your own "pro critic" assholes you'd see that.
I feel so bad for Ben and Henry, even for Gaddot.
Look at this, they are fucking crushed.
full control damage
in 2-3 months they'll admit the movie was shit
His face just sinks the moment the word "critic" is uttered.
>>67425494
>It's not critics movie. It's /tv/ movie.
Thank you based Baffleck
>>67426599
>look at them
>Amy looks like she's about to cry
>look at Eisenberg
>suddenly start feeling angry
Jesus christ, he can even pretend to be sad, I want to punch him in the face so bad.
>not even jimmy can pretend to like it
kek
also cute what they tried to do there, read some praise from one review and some for batman and ben goes in to say it's not about the critics
>it's also getting praise from critics
>reads one of the few positive reviews
really family?
>threadly reminder that critics shat upon Starship Troopers and ruined Verhoeven's career
>>67425494
For those who have seen it, was the Day of the Dead festival scene good? I mean was it long with good cinematography comparing it to the opening of Spectre, or was it very short and not much happened there?
>>67425698
Dude just look at his eyes. He's dead inside.
>>67426767
no it was shit and awkward
>>67426726
>few
every third review is a ''fresh tomato''
that's hardy few
>>67426767
One of the best in the whole movie, but it's like 30 seconds
>>67426763
>threadly reminder that critics shat upon Starship Troopers and ruined Verhoeven's career
Soo shitting on a movie ruin's one director's career?
Then how the FUCK did Josh Trank get the rights to make the Venom movie if his Fantastic Four was rated the worst super hero film ever basically?
He's right though. these films are made to be fan films and popcorn films
These films aren't for critics. they are meant to be enjoyable and loud and flashy and comic booky
>>67426827
>but it's like 30 seconds
FUCK why so short
>>67426844
Dude I don't have a fucking idea
>>67426863
but how the hell did Mad Max get nominated for Oscars? I mean that is like the only loud, action packed film with hardly any plot that won so many awards?
All the marvel films, dc, etc never win Oscars.
>>67426863
And also they are meant to be 'liked' and worthy of money, which leads to a positive word of mouth and more people spending their money on the movie, dvd, blu ray and toys. (obey)
why do american audiences scream all the time? it's fucking annoying
>printing out tweets instead of just showing them on a screen
why
>>67425494
>those shill comments
Not a hint of subtlety.
>>67425494
could've just said that people should form their own opinions instead of listening to one guy about a movie that belongs to genre that she/he probably don't like
He agreed to work with Hack Snyder. Idk why should I feel sorry for him.
The guy just collaborated with Fincher and looked like he enjoyed the fuck out of it.
I thought he finally learned how to pick his projects. Guess not.
>>67426903
because capeshit is for kids
>>67427015
but capekino isn't
>>67427041
don't matter what you put at the end cape is cape and cape is for kids
>>67425884
how can smiles be real if our eyes aren't real
>>67425811
why did i laugh>>67425811
He didn't even know who Ace was, fuck outta here
>>67426549
>DC movie
>enjoyable
>>67425494
>So I saw this movie in IMAX. It was so loud and so many people went to see it!
Kek not even a worthy praise. This movie is fucking cursed.
>>67426599
I don't feel bad for Gadot at all, she's only in this movie because she's a jew and was a terrible choice for Wonder Woman.
>>67426844
>Sony
They are fucking retarded and make terrible decisions like that all the time
>>67426863
>these films are made to be fan films and popcorn films
Aren't Marvel movies the same thing? And they still get well-received by critics.
>>67426844
Venom movie is just a rumor. Don't get your underoos tied to a knot yet.
>>67425494
he's right, also good critics can appreciate it too, I've watch obviously all kubricks (like most plebs) best bergmans, all luis buñuel movies, i like art house, have watched 90% of the best picture academy winners and I still believe this movie is good. come at me fags
It must be especially depressing for Ben being a director himself, and one that has such clout, to have to show off this shit now after the reviews.
>>67426208
>People getting blown up by a suicide bomber in a Senate hearing isn't fun.
That's fucking hilarious.
The rest of the world would celebrate for weeks if China and Russia started raining nukes down on your cancerous nation.
>>67425773
>deluded DC baby comparing BvS to Citizen Kane
>>67425773
>Comparing Citizen Kane to capeshit
lmao
>>67425736
that's Zack Snyder's signature style
>>67426280
after he realized bats v supes was flopping he got the thousand yard stare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwXfv25xJUw
>>67426767
nah its really short pretty much exactly what you see in the trailer but with a longer prelude. some cringed.
>>67425698
Just look at his eyes, hes completely broken.
>"Eisenberg, who plays Lex Luthor and whose performance is perhaps the most divisive amongst critics, said that he doesn't even like to watch the movies he's in because he's overly critical of his performances, so he stays clear of reviews when his films are released. Eisenberg has had a contentious history with critics, however, and has penned editorials and satirical pieces calling out modern day writers for their approach to reviews."
>"Affleck was the only cast member who remained silent during the interview."
Hahahahahahaha
>>67425773
Citizen Kane wasn't capeshit.
>>67426208
Edgy xD
>>67425736
I know right?
I just felt depressed and annoyed when I left, they shouldn't have done that whole Superman funeral bullshit considering the movie finally got kind of fun during the last half hour.
>>67425736
>Batman v Superman
>the actual fight isn't even a quarter of the film
>shoehorns in a lot of JL hints so it's less about Bat vs Supes than the DC Avengers
My brother is a high school freshman and even he was confused. "I thought this was about Batman fighting Superman"
>>67425605
Seriously. Fallon is ALWAYS praising a movie when the guest is on the show. I'm so surprised he brought up the criticisms.
>>67426767
I watched it in Mexico and people were a mixture of confused and happy
The Mexican theater was a lot of fun to watch this shit in, when Batman and Superman first met up in costume everyone went absolutely wild and some dude kept shouting VIVA PANCHO VILLA
It couldn't be worse than Reindeer Games.
>>67429803
fuck you reindeer games is annual viewing material, shit is the BOMB!!!
>>67425773
I bet you haven't even seen Citizen Kane. No one who has would make such a terrible comparison.
>>67425948
batman has killed since he was first imaged you dumb fuck, why do you watch and criticise when you dont have a clue
>>67425494
>Jannah is for the faithful men willing to lay down their lives for the eternal Holy War against the Kuffar, not for the degenerate westerners
Wait, what the fuck? Why did he say this?
>>67427041
>capekino
stop with this meme
>>67426599
what is this even from
>>67425948
>he thinks batman doesn't kill
how about you watch some of the cartoon movies, like crisis on two earth where he literally kills 2 characters
or superman batman apocalypse where he threatens to destroy apocalips if darkseid doesn't back the fuck off
IT'S NOT AN INFIDEL MOVIE. YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!
>boring, depressing, and even cringe-worthy superhero flick
>"C'mon, guys, it's just a big fun movie for regular audiences!"
>>67425884
this made me kek hard, thanks a lot anon
>>67425494
The face of a man who might be the only one who understands how much of a piece of shit BvS is. The worst part is that it's gonna make money and we'll get a shitload of these bloated cinematic carcasses
>>67426763
Mostly because he used big studios money to shit on USA and he went to far with ST and Showgirls
>>67425494
he shouldn't feel down on himself. He's easily the most noble thing about the film. His Batman is pitch perfect. It's everything else that sucks.
>>67430076
we alredy are getting these bloated cinematic carcassses, i mean when marvel does every one defends it, age of ultron was complete schlock, so was thor 1 and 2, iron man 2 and 3 where terrible and if it wasnt for paul in ant man, it would be unwatchable, civil war looks garbage, but they keep pumping them out,
>>67425494
Oh look, its the most common defense from fragile celebrities
>its not me its you
>everyone else is wrong I cant make a mistake
>>67429957
>>67426599
>>67430272
It really amazes me that Yahoo! is still alive with Marissa Mayer
>>67430272
i was hoping somone would link the interview, =] xx be a doll will you
>>67426599
>Amy's face
;_;
>>67430322
shes pretty tho :3
The 3 hour cut is gonna be amazing when it is released!
>>67430380
I can't deny that, would waste a tech giant while watching Packers games with/10
>>67430449
MARISSA IS LITERALLY AUTISTIC
DICK HER UP THE WALL WHILE SHE SPERGS OUT
>>67430322
really not her fault. Yahoo was a sinking ship already half-submerged. She made a LOT of bold choices that could've paid off. The fact that it's still relevant is a miracle in itself.
>>67430574
don't be lewd.
>>67430449
techwaifu
would invest my sperm
>>67430449
>it's a "throw an expensive Wizard of Oz themed party while your company goes down in flames" episode.
>I'm getting older, this is probably my only chance to play Batman
>but thst hack Snyder's directing it
>I fucking love Batman, maybe I can help him out and make it better
>I'm sure it won't be that bad...
>>67426767
pretty good, gave me shivers
cavill and whoever is the cinematographer for this movie really made cavill's superman look like an actual god
>>67425494
>take me back, Jen
>>67426487
>>67432059
Ben "ISIS" Affleck
>>67426599
Poor millionaires!
>>67425884
LOL
>>67426208
considering this week....that's really fucking too soon I know it was filmed months ago but still.
>>67432478
It wasn't handled tastefully by Snyder, but I don't think it's necessarily a bad thing for movies to reflect reality. I think it's kind of what movies are supposed to do, but a lot of filmmakers today are pussies, and I guess audiences have just gotten used to it
>>67426844
I thought he got screwed in editing and that's why the movie was terrible.
>>67426844
>Josh Trank
I've heard lots of rumors that he was an asshole/unprofessional on set, and maybe that's why the movie sucked. But I think Fox totally fucked him over and you can see the evidence all over the movie. He's talked about his "David Cronenberg" body-horror take on the movie, and a lot of the film seems to follow that vision, but it's constantly cutting away and holding back and then it just abruptly changes tone into a quippy self-referential "Marvel" knockoff in the last act.
I actually recommend watching Fantastic Four as a "fascinating trainwreck" kind of thing. Obviously there are lots of movies where the director fought the studio, but in this movie, you can literally see the director fighting the studio and losing from one scene to the next. There's just, like, a mutiny halfway through the production, and you can pinpoint the exact moment it happens in the movie.
>>67426844
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1270797/fullcredits?ref_=tt_ov_wr#writers
no josh trank from what i can tell
>>67425494
Wow he really does look dead inside. What the fuck happened on that set?
>>67425494
Ben Affleck is way cool, as cool as Fallon is a slimey asshole
>>67433066
Snyder happened.
When Tony, Thor, and Captain America scrapped in the first Avengers...it was a better fight than Batman vs. Superman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwXfv25xJUw
KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwXfv25xJUw
>I agree
>>67430272
holy fuck this made me kek way harder than it should have
The Marvel movies do so well because they're fun to watch and show heroes being heroes.
No one wants to watch Superman snap a guys fucking neck while a family watches on in horror, they want to see Hulk smash smash and Iron Man quip quip
>>67427041
That's for teenagers.
>>67425494
It feels like the audience is responding to a WOO! sign
they said nothing worth wooing for and the audience was going mental
>>67430076
i wonder if he had any semblance of how bad it would be while they were filming, since he's pretty well-versed at directing films himself
>>67425959
They didn't. He was saying how good he was in it.
>>67425494
Well good, because the opinion of critics is as worthless as a liberal arts degree.
>>67425773
Not really, it had a few bad ones, but also many many raves, and was nominated for several Oscars.
>Citizen Kane received good reviews from several critics. New York Daily News critic Kate Cameron called it "one of the most interesting and technically superior films that has ever come out of a Hollywood studio".[113] New York World-Telegram critic William Boehnel said that the film was "staggering and belongs at once among the greatest screen achievements".[114] Time magazine wrote that "it has found important new techniques in picture-making and story-telling."[7]:211 Life magazine's review said that "few movies have ever come from Hollywood with such powerful narrative, such original technique, such exciting photography."[7]:211 John C. Mosher of The New Yorker called the film's style "like fresh air" and raved "Something new has come to the movie world at last."[30]:68 Anthony Bower of The Nation called it "brilliant" and praised the cinematography and performances by Welles, Comingore and Cotten.[115] John O'Hara's Newsweek review called it the best picture he'd ever seen and said Welles was "the best actor in the history of acting."[7]:211 Welles called O'Hara's review "the greatest review that anybody ever had."[55]:100
>The day following the premiere of Citizen Kane, The New York Times critic Bosley Crowther wrote that "... it comes close to being the most sensational film ever made in Hollywood."
>>67425494
how much does they have to pay jimmy to promote their film ?
>>67425494
How hard is that faggot trying to be Letterman holy shit. America please nuke yourselves
Remember the good old days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtLKn5Y1ulc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsCwtGnQqpE
DON'T BE SAD BEN, YOU FELL DOWN, NOW GET UP!
>>67429774
Holy shit I'm laughing so hard at this I'm choking
Stop making fun of Ben you pricks. He might really off himself. :(
>>67434211
Good riddance.
>>67426247
>>67433819
Yeah. A lot of the time people go "such and such classic got bad reviews when it came out," when really all that happened was that the movie was somewhat polarizing at first and now we have a more unanimous opinion.
There are only a very few movies that critics overwhelmingly disliked and we've since come around on.
>>67425884
>His eyes smile but his eyes tell another story.
Ben affleck is the new JUST
I love watching a meme in the making
This didn't work for your buddy Kevin with your shitty Jersey Girl movie, Ben. It's not gonna work for you now.
>>67433819
>>67425773
>Critics hated Citizen Kane, too.
You realize there was actually a smear campaign funded by a newspaper magnate against the movie because it was somewhat based on his life, right?
You know, unlike this bullshit conspiracy theory Snyder fans have about Disney buying reviews.
>>67425494
Someone post the IMAGINE from the thread we had earlier
reminder: the shill "critics" on you're favorite review site that isnt RLM give avatar an 85%
>>67425979
http://mentalfloss.com/article/32272/5-films-didnt-deserve-their-razzie-awards
>>67426903
>but how the hell did Mad Max get nominated for Oscars?
Technical awards. Sound, makeup, hair, music... Action movies get their awards here, if any
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(CAN'T WAKE UP)
>>67433538
There's an applause sign and stage hands which direct the crowd to crap/cheer at certain times.
>>67425979
Stephen King also hated it.
How will bin Aflekki be received by his brothers when he returns to the caliphate?
May Allah (swt) have mercy, inshallah.
>>67438334
Because it was nothing like his novel. I think he's since said he's gotten over that and grown to like it.
>>67432059
this made me kek pretty hard
>>67438455
you really need a new hobby.
>>67438510
Istagfirullah.
I-is he the n-n-new JUST /tv/?
>>67427691
This cancerous nation is the only thing preventing China and Russia from literally enslaving you. Go get molested you Europoor faggot.
>>67430388
Why doesn't Gadot have a fucking forehead? She should be attractive but it's like someone hastily molded a wonder woman without enough clay or proper reference material.....
>>67426903
Because Miller is a cuck who made a liberal critic's wet dream. And we all know how liberal Hollywood is. I had no problem with Mad Max before people started acting like it was the film equivalent to Hamlet. Then i felt like I needed to remind these faggots thst their movie was a hamfisted piece of shit.
>>67438246
Lol holy fuck is that Charlie cox
>>67438246
Fucking lost it at Charlie
haha
I love how shitposters accurately predicted how bad the movie was gonna be.
The shitposted it would be 25% on Rotten Tomatoes, and it ended up being 30%. Pretty close desu.
>>67425494
this is pathetic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYKeQczkFfM
I feel bad for Ben
-Going through a divorce
-BvS getting shit on by critics
-Has to go on a long press tour to promote the movie and having to answer questions as to why it's getting bad reviews when it's the director/screenwriters fault and not the actor's
Don't know how he does it
>>67425988
nope
best horror movie ever made
>>67438482
King made his own Shining movie and it was even shittier.
>>67441644
King is a hack and the film has nothing to do with the trash book
>>67438334
Who cares what that hack thinks though
>>67438666
Id rather be a russian vassal than a foreigner in my own country, forced to swallow american pop culture everywhere i go.
>>67442058
>Id rather be a russian vassal
I'd rather Europeans being subject to genocide and disappearings by secret police too. Let's make it happen.
>>67441279
wait isn't wonder woman already done filming? how would they do rewrites?
;_;
>>67434211
suicide is haram
>>67438246
>charlie cox
holy shit
>>67425494
>literally everyone has good things to say about his Batman
>people asking or solo Batffleck movie
>chance he will direct it too, might even get to direct JL since Snyder will probably get sacked
I doubt he feels bad about the reviews. The only one who crapped his pants is Snyder.
>>67438662
No, he still has good hair.
>>67430344
>>67426671
I don't think Amy cares. She's above that. It's just a paycheck movie for her. Most people don't even know she's in it. The rest have their career damaged though.
>>67425494
"This is definitely the kind of movie to see w-with big event movie huge crowd see it it's a lot of fun It's like a big ugh exciting fun...explosive...movie [indecipherable] "
>>67426793
>>67429546
which is why he makes the perfect Batman. He's a living Bruce Wayne.
>yfw movie that cost over 400 million dollars and your marriage is ripped to shreds
>>67425494
he looks like he's ready to break down and cry, not about the film though, I look at him and see my father the day my mother ran away with Jerome her co-worker.
>>67441644
there was that King-approved tv series that was pretty much exactly like Kubrick's, but on a tv scale. and with none of the wonder or horror or good visuals.
>>67438246
>>67425494
He looks and sounds like he's hanging on by a thread.
Insha'Allah, everyone perform 2 raka'a for Achee Ben
>>67441279
that was actually pretty good
>>67443369
>Try to save capeshit
>Everyone blames you for ruining it
Not the hero we deserve
>>67438246
>>67441279
I don't know why this makes me laugh
>>67425773
You're wrong, but now that you mention it, Wayne Sr. had a "rosebud" moment, but he whispered "Martha" instead.
>>67441279
LOL OWNED
What is even more sad is the fact that ben's batman is one of the best.
And its pretty obvious that they are going with sucide squad shit with robin being the joket and making batman lose his shit thats why he kills people in this, just doesnt give a fuck anymore.
>>67444592
Yeah that is what is even more sad.
http://variety.com/2016/film/news/batman-v-superman-box-office-180-million-1201739586/
> Should “Batman v Superman” come in at $180 million, it would be the fifth highest domestic opening weekend of all time
Will DCucks ever recover?
>>67430388
Is that the cover?
>>67444989
it's the poster with photoshoped extra shit on it
