>As of 2013, in terms of annual film output, India ranks first, followed by Nollywood,[3][14] Hollywood and China.[15]
How come India makes so many movies but no one cares about them?
>>67424120
>running around in a weird country wearing weird clothes speaiking weird languages
>half the shit you just don't get if you're not from there
>forced singing and dancing scenes everywhere
There are gems, but you have to look for them in literal poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Pjo0WjBcs
Low budget / slice of (Indian) life films? I'm sure there's some experts on Indian cinema on /tv/ though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM
>>67424120
It's very simple. America has Pixar, India has this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
>>67424120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GBFoxcIN7E
>>67424120
India's domestic market is larger is as big as NA and Europe put together, and India has secondary markets like Sri Lanka, Pakistan, Bangladesh and the Middle East.
>>67424275
But Pixar is India now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=222ztGhX4SE
>>67424314
sure, in terms of the number of people. It doesn't mean much when one american ticket sale is worth 10 indian ticket sales
>literally every other culture in the world manages to create profound cinema
>both culturally distinct but still well-founded within a gloabally-agreed upon aesthetic
>different countries respect the objective value of different film industries
>this is true for literally the entire world
>except for India
>biggest film industry in the entire world
>never made a good film
Literally fucking Iran -- IRAN, bombed out and depleted bomb-fodder Iran -- has a more reputed film industry.
How is this possible?
>>67424367
Yeah I don't contest that, but Bollywood does have significant visibility outside of the west.
>>67424384
Syria is the bombed out one, Iran has been peaceful since the late 80's.
>>67424384
>>literally every other culture in the world manages to create profound cinema
I've literally never seen an African film that wasn't Arab or completely run by Euros or Americans.
>>67424495
>mentioning Africa
National Geographic Channel makes some good shit there, like the crazy nastyass honeybadger et al. but otherwise Africa is irrelevant in almost every possible argument
odd there's no such thing as Windian. Maybe we should latch onto it so we can claim we did it before it was cool.
>>67424120
Why did they decide to call it "Bollywood"? Is it a joke that's been running for the last couple of decades? Is the entire Indian film industry an experiment of ironic shitposting on a massive scale?
>>67424384
satyajit ray
>>67424495
touki-bouki
>>67424120
Thats like asking why we dont talk about Chinese, French, Italian and German films all the time.
Most of our posters speak English, so English films are our focus
>>67425776
Except most indian productions use english as a main language
>>67424495
You could argue that district 9 and chappie were African movies to a degree
>>67424120
They have yet to produce any decent movies. Their movies are Chuck Norris roundhouse-kick action movies or some shitty romance movies.
>>67424495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yy0xj5sOro
you've been missing out.
Because India's population is mostly proles and the ruling class has to keep them placated.
>>67425814
Yes, but they don't actually speak english in the movie itself, do they?
And you know what, fuck it, you want me to highlight the best indian cinema has to offer? Hold on. you'll see. You'll even get a meme movie from me.
>>67424252
Indias getting nuked before 2030
First off. Meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yysbbPStfWw
>>67425865
Literally every country's population is mostly proles you stupid fucking prole.
>>67425814
Thought they only use a word here and there to spice up their sentences.
>>67425897
Unironically better than most shite hollywood is pushing out lately. The russian synchronization is just the cherry on top.
Secondly...
>>67425838
Let me be the first to say, Fuck You.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lagaan
A movie so good, even Ebert liked it: http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/lagaan-once-upon-a-time-in-india-2002
And yes, it has the atypical Indian dance number once in a while. But damn if the music wasn't good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQmHKl3oNu0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC3DmRfEigg
Wait. What the hell is "Nollywood?"
>>67425992
>atypical Indian dance number
I don't think you know what "atypical" means, pajeet.
>>67425985
The Russian synch is actually fan commentary from a Russian fan of the film.
Enthiran had some pretty good music too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7x8iEiax64
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35Q8InfNpMo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyggJcJ258k
They used Eric Roberts for a year.
>>67425998
Nigerian film industry.
>>67426014
Muh bad, I meant to type "typical".Also I'm not really Indian I just watch way too much /tv/ from all over the world. You won't be able to guess my country, given that its 8:32pm now :^)
>>67424384
>>never made a good film
>>67426053
>You won't be able to guess my country, given that its 8:32pm now
+8 timezone, so irrelevant basically :^)
>>67424120
>How come India makes so many movies but no one cares about them?
It's the same principle with the people themselves, there's plenty of them but they're 99% shit
>>67426053
That timezone is pure shit all the way through.
>>67426085
More relevant than you B^U
>>67426139
damn, savage
>>67426128
Save for one exception.
I'd rather watch russian movies. Pure kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny9Fmx-rUKQ
>>67424120
indians cant even poo in the loo
how good do you think their movies are
Tamil movies are such a mixed bag. you see something like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqLfkZ8DkMQ
and think the movie will be fucking awesome, but it turns out they dumped all their budget into the dance sequences and the rest of the 3 hours looks like some made for tv shit. also there's a weird trend of middle-aged leading actors behaving like they're actually younger than the 20-somethings that are their love interests. it's bizarre.
>>67424384
>Apu trilogy is not good
>Gangs of Wasseypur isn't good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-AkWDkXcMY
>>67426168
Russian films are pretty kino. Especially Stalker and of course, Potemkin.
>>67426176
Like their designated shitting streets.
I'm from india.
The "movies" that indian "cinema" churns out can't be called movies in my opinion. They're literally worse than garbage. I use the word literally because I genuinely and non-ironically would rather watch a pile of garbage than those travesties that they call films.
Let is analyze the two side by side:
Pile of garbage
>stinks but watching literal garbage isn't very harmful.
>does not conform to an overly simplistic formula
>has different elements
>is complex enough to be viewed and analyzed for some time
>more visually appealing than indian films
>adheres to real life physics and is grounded in reality
indian films
> watching them lowers IQ. they are so fucking dumb that you will feel yourself get stupider while watching these movies
>almost always some retarded bullshit overly simplistic good vs bad drama or love story or action flick with shitty action
>no. hero is really good, has hot love interest and beats up bad guys. fin.
>a 2 year old can make art more complex than indian films
>gives zero shits about what is real. filmmakers will put in the most retarded, stupid fucking shit to make it appear "cool" or make the protagnist win.
I'm not talking about satyajit ray or the good old times when indian films had some semblance of artistic merit.
I'm talking about today's movies. They're so fucking shit.
In fact there was a time when indian movies were getting better.
Then this one movie came out: Wanted. It was dumb as fuck but had this retarded over the top action shit that earned a fuckton of money. Since then it has only been a race to produce the stupidest, over-the-top formulaic bullshit that will earn most money.
Fuck. I fucking hate bollywood so much. I honestly want every single person associated with that cancerous tumor of an industry to get tortured brutally until they die with their own cocks stuffed down their throats.
They're responsible for fucking destroying and stifling any chance indian cinema had to make an impact.
>>67426176
Depends on which Indians.
Indians in the slums? Well obviously. The Indians living along the Ganges, that still think its sacred and thus defecate there? Well sadly.
But the more affluent areas are doing alright. Which is a problem, though, because the income gap within India is widening quite bad
Because Indian cinema is absolute trash. It's so fucking bad. I'm not saying that NOTHING good has ever come out of India, I've heard that Satyajit Ray's movies are great although I haven't seen them. But India's yearly production of quality film is literally on a lower level than random Eastern European countries, and for a nation with the largest film industry in the entire world that's just fucking inexcusable.
It genuinely makes me mad that there's clearly so much passion for filmmaking in India and yet almost no one appears to be capable of making a good movie.
>>67425858
This is the second type of these trailers I've seen and they're actually pretty good to be fair.
>>67426213
You're no real Indian.
Either that, or you're some self-hating type who buys into the white man says. In which case, I'd say stick up for yourself.
I think it might be related to money laundering or another similar practice which encourages quantity over quality. Just a personal theory with little evidence.
Recently, some rich Indian guy came to my backwards-ass country (Serbia) to make a film about one of our national folk legends. All the trailers and stuff looked godawful, and I met some of the people who were working on it. They said the Indian threw a ridiculous amount of money towards the project, despite it being awfully banal and unprofessional. Sounds like foul play to me, but it could be that he was just eccentric.
Who knows though, maybe they just have very different standards. The guy who worked on the movie told me that the Indian guy's father was very disappointed with the early version of the movie. He said the CGI and everything looked great (it looked awful), but that the movie was shit because there was no singing and dancing in it.
any Indian movies with cute dark girls. I don't mean the atypically fair-skinned ones that are 99% of Indian actresses.
>>67425814
That's patently false. The language has tons of English loanwords, but most films are in Hindi.
>>67426269
>>I haven't seen them
Post disregarded.
I've seen Indian films, enough to make a judgement.They're mostly shit, but are at least campy for the third world audience that watches them. Asking them to make kino is like asking your B movie film producer to be Hitchcock
>>67426292
lol. is this how faggots with shit taste who enjoy salman khan movies like you justify their taste?
i feel nothing but pity and contempt for you and the "movies" you watch.
considering that you go the the halls and pay and fund these movies, I suggest you literally kill yourself before causing more harm to indian cinema. you literally do not deserve to live. please kill yourself.
>>67425897
if they did more shit like this and less dancing around and shouting random 'NANAHANAHANA' shit like a bunch of prats for 90 minutes, they'd get more global respect and recognition
>>67426348
Except that I don't live in India, I pirate your movies :^)
>>67425897
>that Wilhelm Scream
>>67426356
Well....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utcxHimW4UA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUybXsd-Rq8
Thing is, if its an Indian movie, it doesn't matter the genre, it doesn't matter the budget, it doesn't matter the subject, it will NEED a dance number. At least one.
Even Slumdog Millionaire, a British film (filmed in india) had a dance number. Dance is to the Indians what Rice is to the chinks and fried chicken is to the Blacks - can't live without it.
>>67424252
What the fuck am I watching? Some poo in loo NEETs fantasy?
>>67426213
Are designated shitting streets real?
>>67425776
>Thats like asking why we dont talk about Chinese, French, Italian and German films all the time
/tv/ is naturally a board for plebs, but many films from all these countries appear at numerous film festivals. You can't say the same about Indian cinema.
India gave us this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_84MAfap6c
All opinions are disregarded
>>67426477
Except that I can.
I mentioned Lagaan. And film festivals are bound to have at least one arthouse film from India that no one talks about for the precise reason that its arthouse. And Enthiran was a bit of a meme on 4chan, back when it came out.
And on that note: why does this board not have foreign film festival threads? For the precise reason that its arthouse and inaccessible. I mean, this is the same board that has people claiming BvS is kino. If I wanted to find a place that would possibly mention an Indian film festival entry, it wouldn't be here.
>>67426441
>chinks
>Blacks
so it's pretty obvious that you're a nigger
>>67426333
I didn't say I hadn't seen Indian movies, I said I haven't specifically seen the films of Satyajit Ray and am consequently giving them the benefit of the doubt since they're supposed to be good
>>67424168
>>running around in a weird country wearing weird clothes speaiking weird languages
>>half the shit you just don't get if you're not from there
This literally describes the USA to people from Asia.
The answer is western trade dominance.
>>67426591
Guess again.
:^)
>>67426450
>>67424252
It's part satirical Indian film making fun of the moronically delusional propaganda being pumped out in India at the moment about how India will be a post industrial super power rivaling the US and China in 10 years, despite the fact that industry in the country is laughable, half the population are still medieval peasants drinking cow piss and chasing out witches, corruption and neopostim is so out of control that people are literally dying because of it, the infrastructure is so bad that people literally shit in the streets and steal power even in the capital and social standards are so backwards that racism and sexism are considered important core values in many areas.
>>67426465
>he doesn't know
Is there any indian film that can even be considered good film making? I've never heard of one.
I mean every country has a couple films it's capable of making that is pretty good like China (In the Mood for Love), Japan (Kurosawa, Tokyo Story), even Hungary
>>67426643
What's going on here?
>>67426646
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Apu_Trilogy
>>67426591
He's probably just a white american coward. asians are the whipping boy, blacks are feared and respected.
>>67426574
>I mentioned Lagaan
Awesome, it's from 2001. Name all those recent Indian films from Cannes, Berlin, Venice or even Locarno or Montreal.
>why does this board not have foreign film festival threads
There is a thread about Cannes right now.
>>67425897
>watching
>in my mind non-stop
>press X to jump
>tap A to pull
America isn't the world.
Indian movie makers made films that don't follow the Western formula. Therefore arrogant westerners who think that the world revolves around them are confused and triggered when they see Indian stuff because it's so out of their normal comfort zone.
>>67426646
See >>67425992
For a movie to get some pretty good revies, especially from Ebert, is pretty lofty. Also Gangs of Wasseypur and the Apu trilogy.
But most movies are crap. Or, at best, are memeworthy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x81iip6psks
>>67426687
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gangs_of_Wasseypur
watch this shit, it's on Netflix.
>>67426665
It's a designated shitting street.
There are so designated shitting fields and beaches depending on the terrain.
>>67426687
http://indianexpress.com/article/entertainment/bollywood/indian-film-masaan-wins-fipresci-award-at-cannes/
http://www.firstpost.com/bollywood/3-indian-films-selected-berlin-festival-youngistaan-india-proud-2087977.html
http://www.newsgram.com/72nd-venice-film-festival-indian-films-screened/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4916048/
>>67426695
It pretty much is and it's not like anyone talks about anything that isn't Hollywood on this board.
>>67425816
>district 9 and chappie
>good
>>67426766
And I forgot to link this one - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masaan
>>67426792
He never said anything about good, he just said he hadn't seen an African movie at all.
>>67426781
>>67426695
Its not India doesn't have any good films.
Its just that we don't care.
And why should we?
>>67426728
I'm not saying they don't produce good movies. However, Indian cinema is the biggest in the world and yet it barely produces anything noteworthy.
>>67426841
>Missed the kino from Ghana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXYmFqEkCGQ
>>67426695
The west is the cultural center of the world, deal with it pajeet.
>>67426213
Sure there are bad indian films but there are some gems. I think youre just a self loathing faggot if you disagree :^)
>>67426845
For every big Hollywood blockbuster, there's 10 B-movies in America that also come out and don't get notice. And possibly a 100 more youtube-grade college skits.
Its the same anywhere in the world.
>>67426643
>satire
Oh ok
I wasn't sure if it was satire, or some actual delusional propaganda (but not propaganda since it would be sincere).
>>67426899
Bollywood is even less relevant than Romanian cinema.
>>67426899
>Its the same anywhere in the world.
No.
India is unique in that it produces a enormous amount of studio films that nobody except indians care about. Every other national film industry has a vastly higher proportion of internationally recognized films compared to Bollywood.
>>67426875
You'd think Africans could quite cheaply make so awesome realistic stories about Africa and shit happening there (blowing out black American muh oppression oscar bait bullshit), but instead they blow their tiny budget on god awful cgi to make an alien kick a baby.
>>67427002
Can gypsies even make movies without someone stealing the equipment and print?
I thought they never finished filming because of this
>>67427032
>they blow their tiny budget on god awful cgi to make an alien kick a baby.
>Hating on fun
>>67424252
They can't even get their pre school level sanitation in check, lol
>>67427011
This.
I'm from NZ, we have less than 0.5% of the population of India yet I guarantee non Indian people on /tv/ have seen more NZ films than Indian.
>>67424463
Shut up nerd
>>67427032
By the same token, Indians could use their huge casts and wardrobe budgets to make awesome films about India, but instead they make the same shit romance musicals over and over.
The key factors here are lack of culture, education and intelligence.
>>67427068
I'm not hating on anything, it just seemed like an amusing parallel to how Africans manage money in general.
>>67424304
jesus fuck
>>67427011
>>China is unique in that it produces a enormous amount of studio films that nobody except Chinese care about. Every other national film industry has a vastly higher proportion of internationally recognized films compared to China
Now before you say anything,
Name me the last Chinese movie you saw. That is NOT a kung fu movie. Or was a thriller.Or had Stephen Chow in it
Has anyone seen this film? It's quite nice.
>>67427171
Africans are notorious for being terrible with money and economy, just look at Africa, just look at any rapper having problems with paying taxes and eventually going to jail, look at blacks overall in America, dare I say Obama without getting libcucks jumping at my throat
>>67424120
DESIGNATED
>>67427169
They don't lack culture. Its mroe a lack of overall education and intelligence.
School isn't cheap in India.
>>67427032
Hollywood recreates WW2 movies because no one remembers what a fucking shit-show it was to be a conscripted/drafted young white man in urban combat and freezing through MULTIPLE fucking winters; pre-synthetic fiber insulation jackets.
Africa creates whacky, borderline genre-defying action/adventure movies purely for local entertainment and local people, because everyone not only remembers that one time all their neighbors got killed over some tribal-warlord shit, everyone is probably currently starving, unemployed, and looking for an escape from reality.
Chinama is the greatest cinema.
>>67424304
Can any pajeets confirm this as the norm? Or at least frequent? Fucking hell.
>>67424304
literally animals
>>67427219
Mountains May Depart, The Assassin, Office.
>>67427141
If you have less than 0.5% of India's population, why would your local TV even bother to carry Indian movies.
And for the record,
has NZ produced any movies of ntoe? I mean seriously. I know Australia might have one or two, but New Zealand?
>>67427250
I had thought about that. Also their corrupt government would probably kill them for being too critical or commentary on the status quo
>>67427311
>>Mountains May Depart
Never heard of it
>>The Assassin
May be arthouse, but still a wuxia movie. Which means action/kungfu.
>>Office
Are we using Microsoft as an example now?
>>67427318
LotR? It was pretty big, you know?
this is good. film.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DltFjg20NVs
>hurrr why dont you watch garbage made exclusively for a population 50 years behind.
>>67424120
COLONIAL MINDSETS
INTERNATIONAL RACISM
>>67427219
Do you count Hong Kong movies as Chinese?
>>67427380
You got me there senpai.
But Lord of the Rings was filmed in New Zealand but is technically not a pure NZ film. Saying its a NZ film is like saying Slumdog Millionaire is a Bollywood film.
>>67427219
>Name a Chinese film
>But not one from genres that are most popular in both china and the west!
How desperate are you pajeet?
Either way:
>Chungking express
>Lust caution
>Farewell my concubine
>Yellow earth
>Xiu Xiu
Guess how many Indian films I've sat through?
>>67427445
No.
Hong Kong is Hong Kong. Its like counting Taiwanese movies and Singaporean movies as Chinese. Big difference. And the Cantonese are very proud of their culture.
>>67427512
>>literally naming entry-level Chinese arthouse cinema
Nigga do you even Zhang Yimou
>>67427446
Peter Jackson is from NZ, also:
>The Piano
>Once were warriors
>Braindead
>>67427512
>>Chungking express
Hong Kong
>>Lust, caution
Erotic Thriller
>>Farewell my concubine
>>Yellow earth
>>Xiu Xiu
Okay you got me there,I bet you namedropped these two though
>>67427605
>>Braindead
>>BRAINDEAD
>>as an example of notable NZ cinema
I'm sorry bruh. I mean, you got me at Lord of the Rings. But Braindead? Fucking seriously?!! Even Jackson would admit that was a campy B-film.
Your other two flicks are fine, though.
>>67426465
No.
>>67427674
Which part of India are you from?
I imagine the supposed streets people talk about are in the slum areas
>>67427566
If you read the post I was originally replying to, the fag stipulated that wuxia and thrillers were off limits because he's a limp dick who feels absolutely no shame at trying to cook the books when he knows he's wrong. As you can also see here >>67427610
apparently HK doesn't count as chinese either for reasons.
If wuxia and crime were on the bill, then CTHD, hero, raise the red latern etc. would all be on the list too.
>>67427292
I went and saw a few films while I was in Chennai and it wasn't as bad as that, but there's a designated band of whooping young men who completely ruin the movie.
They also have commercial breaks.
A classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvsyqsmxSL4
>go watch Indian movie
>Apu and Temple of Rats
>think it will be a rip off of you know what
>actually it is not
>the movie starts with Apu waking up
>he has to shit
>he eats a bow of rice with his bare hands
>leaves home
>gets an overloaded train
>there's so much people the train breaks
>has to walk 4 miles of designated shitting streets
>he takes a dump since he's there anyway
>finally arrives at telemarketing job
>the next hour of the movie is Apu making creep comments to woman in the phone and internet
>finally it ends
>the movie pauses for the obligatory dance scene
>Apu is heading for the temple of rats
>he sees a woman getting raped
>the actor portraying the rapist is M. Night Shayamalan, neat cameo
>finally some action, our hero Apu is here to save the day!
>no, he actually joins the rape
>Apu has to shit again
>finally arrives at the temple
>there's people worshiping rats like some satanist temple
>Apu will give it to them!
>actually no, he starts to worshipping the rats himself
>ending dance scene while the credits roll
The worst thing is the movie is five hours long
>>67427446
That wasn't actually me (I'm the kiwi you were replying to).
I was going to say LoTR (all 6 of them), but like you said that wasn't pure NZ (it was a joint NZ/US film, as opposed to the last samurai which was a US film filmed in NZ).
Ones you may have heard of:
Heavenly creatures
Once were warriors
Boy
King kong (though kind of the same deal as LotR)
What we do in the shadows
We do have some pretty good lesser known stuff like Out of the Blue, a movie based on a killing spree some guy went on here starring Karl urban, the dude who played judge dread.
>>67427713
Bangalore
Honestly, i haven't seen much of the rural side to be an expert.
But designated shitting streets is definitely a meme.
All slum areas i know have a toilet.
And shitting streets are not designated, thats just stupid unrealistic
>>67427758
>>raise the red latern
No bruh.
No crime was actually committed in that movie. Aside from supposed adultery and murder.
But you can't prove that now, can you?Thats why Raise the red lantern is p. good senpai. The best parts keep you guessing and are purposefully vague
POO
>>67424120
shit quality =/= good quality
kinda ironic really
>>67427843
Then its clearly not a problem in all of India, but in the poorer areas.
I feel sorry for you India bro, for all this stupidity the meme causes. But I hope you take the memes well.
>>67427807
rats are cute :3
>>67424120
Did he died?
>>67427825
Hmmm, I haven't seen those! I'll give those a try.
Thanks, kiwianon.
>>67427904
toppest kek
>>67427769
>commercial breaks
>>67427769
Why the fuck can't we have commercial breaks.
Why can't I stop in the middle of my movie to go to the toilet, or get me some more popcorn.
Or some crabs legs.
Fucking backwards Western countries.
>>67428023
Just to give you an idea what they are.
Heavenly creature is about a murder that happened here, starring a young Kate Winslet. Once were warriors is about a Maori family in the 80s, it's pretty fucking heavy so be prepared (it also produced plenty of well known memes here).
What we do in the shadows is a mockumentry comedy about a group of vampires (I haven't seen it).
Boy is a comedy about a young Maori kid growing up in bumfucking nowhere, pretty gud, was really big here.
Also some guy mentioned The Piano which I haven't seen but have heard good things.
>>67428153
>Why can't I stop in the middle of my movie to go to the toilet
Just shit on the floor like they do.
>never had to worry about chewing gum in the aisles, just shit
>>67428211
Except that I won't take a piss.
And ew, ew, ew. Shitting on the floor is not going to solve my want of getting more popcorn and burgers to feast on while watching my capekino
>>67428211
Pajeet.
There are DESIGNATED STREETS for you. Not the fucking cinema.
why does india feel like the new brs of the internet lately.
>>67424495
I saw this at MIFF a few years ago. Was pretty gud, and from the DRC.
https://youtu.be/j8GGI1lwgkk
because they are all shit
>>67426329
There you go again with that word.
stop trying to show off and use words you actually understand, pajeet
>>67424120
>How come India makes so many movies but no one cares about them?
Over a billion people live in India.
>>67427376
AHAHAHAH BUTTHURT PAJEET CANT EVEN MAKE DECENT COMEBACKS
BOLLYWOOD ON POO IN LOO WATCH
>>67428480
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a57_1264994259
>>67429032
>all of those poor injured horses
Indians are truly the scum of the earth
>>67426213
It all started ironically, they were praising these dumb movies in an ironical way, but then shit just went out of the tub, people are watching it unironically now.
>>67429001
If this was an attempt trips that was terrible
>>67427032
You clearly doesnt understand true kino
>>67429032
>guy is the most powerful invulnerable person on earth that can never be hurt
>best action scene of all time
no
>>67429001
Butthurt anon can only reply in capslock :^)
>>67426269
>>67426303
Personally, I think that most Indian film production companies are unwilling to take risks into making films that don't involve romance and singing. This is probably because they know that most people want these types of films. A vast majority of movie-goers in India simply go to movies to turn off their brains and escape from reality. The fact that "masala" movies - which involve bits of romance, action, and drama - are by far the most popular film genre in India indicates that the masses simply like this genre and production companies are simply providing what the masses want. This is a culturally entrenched thing and this is the reason why nothing good comes out of Indian cinema.
When you have this kind of a national mindset there will absolutely be no creativity in filmmaking. Film genres that exist in Hollywood like sci-fi, western, biopics, historical, fantasy are extremely rare in India cinema. You'll never see movies like Mad Max, Sicario, and Bone Tomahawk coming from India. So, when the entire film industry is set up in a way such that masala movies are an easy cash cow and money for making movies is spread over hundreds of companies the result is movies being very similar to one another with very little creativity.
>>67424337
Disgusting.
>>67429998
As an indian, i agree with this 100%
>>67427292
>>67424304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk6ZuH6MF5M
it's normal everywhere
>>67432792
it's normal for wooing during premiers and sneak peeks
I saw "Ip-Man 3" a few days ago. I cant remember that last time I saw an Indian movie unless you count "Life Of Pi" as one which BTW was directed by Ang Lee.
>>67429998
Pretty much this.
Most intelligent post in this entire thread
>>67429998
good post
You guys should watch indian TV if you think the movies are bad..holy fuck TV shows run for years with episodes every single day of the week, wtf are they even writing
>>67426612
The answer is that india's movies are garbage. Most american movies are garbage too but our garbage is better than their garbage.
>>67426465
No. It's all streets.
>>67427292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvwxLjpouGE
>>67427807
what a twist!
>>67424120
Most of these films like films in the usa are made for the general audience. My guess on the singing and dancing is that it is used culturally/or as a barrier to let the view know its not real life ( Captain America CW scene where comically people say hail hydra ). Add into the mix multiple languages/regional cultural barriers and most of these flicks would be different.
I expect a change in indian films when the plight of the poor is reduced and its gdp approach somewhere close to where china is now (est 2040).
But why do they shit on the street?
>>67424463
>peaceful
Strong word considering Muslim dictatorship and public hanging of enemies of the state
Because it's India. Even people from India acknowledge how shitty it is to live there.
Because they're all about Indians and have a huge captive audience
>>67424463
>expecting kwans to know geography
>>67437008
one war of defense in the last century is pretty peaceful
>>67425816
They were filmed partially in South Africa, but that's about as far as their connection to Africa goes. They were funded entirely by Hollywood.
I lived in a place in florida that started to get tons of indians coming in for tech support jobs.
I started smelling the curry around my apartment complex and noticed it was almost always sold out at my local grocery store. So I found out when they get shipments in and then would get there after they stocked it and put it in one basket and hide it behind a bunch of toilet paper.
>>67426465
>actually thinking that when Indians have to take a shit they must go to a specified street to take a dump
No they just shit on whatever street they are on.
>>67437256
>how shitty it is to live there.
India is very shitty
>>67424120
>Tell an Indian not to poo in the street because it's nasty and disgusting, they keep doing it
>Tell an Indian not to make such awful films because they're nasty and disgusting, they keep doing it
Seems to be a pattern, they just love producing public shit.
>>67426493
That's a little 4spooky
>>67429032
>that horse slide
>>67428404
He said ''they''. He's obviously from the West you underage memelord.
I agree.
>>67439930
Meant for
>>67427266
fucking curry everywhere
i hope north korea nukes them
Any indian film connoisseur here? Recommend me some gems like pic related please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BymeLkZ7GqM
African Cinema at it's finest.
>>67424337
Man I just wanna watch that Super Team show that kid was watching
